Thursday - February 24, 2005

S.H.I.T. Weirdness

S.H.I.T. Weirdness

Redefining “put that shit out!!!”

Or maybe, “Hot Shit....it’s out!!”

Imagine having to reward honesty.  What a sad state of affairs but when your country is corrupt it may be the only way to teach people.

The Gonzo moron is going to have his ashes shot from a cannon.

Good bye.  Who cares?

Personally I never did see what the big deal was with that guy.  Most of his writings were unintelligible.  But lots of people seemed to like him, I guess.

I wonder how they will consummate the marriage?  Doggie style?

How in the world are we supposed to take these people seriously?  It’s like having a bunch of Klingons living on your planet fer Chrissakes!

You’d think the South Africans would have learned by now that Coliseum games like ”tossing the Christians to the lions” is no longer played in polite society.

An eye for an eye, I say.  Take those sons of bitches who did this and throw their asses to the lions as punishment.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/24/2005 at 06:17 AM   
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Moonbats.  Everywhere Moonbats.

From Mike over at Ramblings’ Journal, I found this link.

Charlie Rangel is upset that we called Islamic Terrorists, “Islamic Terrorists.”

What the fuck does Charlie propose we call them? “Catholic freedom fighters for Islam?” Maybe “Brown guys who live in desert areas, fuck camels and beat their women terrorists?”

You think he’s deranged for saying that?  Check this out for more:

“Rangel even questioned whether, in fact, a worldwide Islamic terrorist movement even existed, saying, “We just take for granted that there is an Islamic terror movement because we do have some fanatic people who come from Islamic countries.”

Where, Dear God, is your lightning bolt to strike down this moonbat?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/24/2005 at 06:14 AM   
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You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too

From the WSJ I bring you an editorial that speaks of how the media, so hell-bent on taking down an administration with their un-researched stories, falsehoods, failures to non-partisan and who in 2003 was ecstatic that John Ashcroft stepped aside in the investigation into who had leaked the name of a CIA operative to Robert Novak.

A special prosecutor was assigned and the MSM was giddy with anticipation.

Well, that special prosecutor is now going after a NY Times reporter with jail!

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!  I am laughing my ass off right now.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/24/2005 at 06:13 AM   
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   Wednesday - February 23, 2005

Revolution !

From today’s Washington Post, unrest in Beirut ....

A crowd was still gathered at Hariri’s resting place well after midnight early yesterday. Thousands of candles—many bearing Christian icons, others Muslim designs—flickered in a semicircle around the grave and melted together into a multicolored patina of wax. Mourners have written angry messages in Arabic on a nearby wall denouncing Syria, whose troops occupy Lebanon and which many Lebanese blame for Hariri’s murder. “The Ugly Syrian,” says one. “Get Out of Here,” says another. For people who have been frightened even to mention Syria’s name, it must feel liberating just to write those words.

Over by the Martyr’s Monument, Lebanese students have built a little tent city and are vowing to stay until Syria’s 15,000 troops withdraw. They talk like characters in “Les Miserables,” but their revolutionary bravado is the sort of force that can change history. “We have nothing to lose anymore. We want freedom or death,” says Indra Hage, a young Lebanese Christian. “We’re going to stay here, even if soldiers attack us,” says Hadi Abi Almouna, a Druze Muslim. “Freedom needs sacrifices, and we are ready to give them.”

Brave words, in a country where dissent has often meant death. “It is the beginning of a new Arab revolution,” argues Samir Franjieh, one of the organizers of the opposition. “It’s the first time a whole Arab society is seeking change—Christians and Muslims, men and women, rich and poor.”

I would like to offer the following to the people of Lebanon and to any other people in the Middle East who are tired of tyrants, dictators and theocrats. These words are provided free of charge. Use them as you best see fit ....

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/23/2005 at 10:33 PM   
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It Was An Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny ….

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/23/2005 at 10:12 PM   
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BMEWS Unilateral Strike

“Artist Hopes To Boost Peace By Towing Iceberg To Titanic Birthplace”

BELFAST (AFP) - An artist said she hoped to jolt Northern Ireland into resurrecting its peace process and self-confidence by towing an iceberg to Belfast, the birthplace of the iceberg-doomed Titanic ocean liner.

Artist Rita Duffy said the iceberg would be a symbol of regeneration for Belfast, cooling the simmering anger among Protestants and Catholics who are trying to put 30 years of sectarian violence behind them.

“Technically, it is feasible,” Duffy told AFP. “The plan is to take an iceberg from off the coast of Norway and bring it along the western isles along the old Viking journey towards Belfast,” said the painter, who is known for her caustic humor.

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Photo Dictionary

Recently, several Barking Moonbats have taken to using words in the English language in a warped and twisted manner. These asshats have referred to: victims of 9/11 as “little Eichmanns”, the US invasion of Iraq as “aggression”, the Jewish settlement in Israel as “occupation”, and may other distortions of the language that do not bear repeating.

In order to clarify this and set the record straight, the BMEWS Librarian has compiled the following pictorial to help people keep straight in their minds what these words mean. Please pay attention. There will be a test later ....

AGGRESSION: ag·gres·sion (noun) - 1. The act of initiating hostilities or invasion; 2. The practice or habit of launching attacks; 3. Hostile or destructive behavior or actions.

Pearl Harbor - December 7, 1941

New York - September 11, 2001

OCCUPATION: oc·cu·pa·tion (noun) - 1. Invasion, conquest, and control of a nation or territory by foreign armed forces; 2. The military government exercising control over an occupied nation or territory.

German Army in Paris, 1940

Iraqi Army in Kuwait, 1990

TRAITOR: trai·tor (noun) - 1: someone who betrays his country by committing treason; 2: a person who says one thing and does another.

Jane Fonda, Hanoi - 1972

Ward Churchill, University Of Colorado - 2005

GENOCIDE: gen·o·cide (noun) - 1.  The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

Auschwitz, Germany

Kurdistan, Iraq

Print this guide out and keep it with you at all times. The next time some smelly hippy or leftist demonstrator verbally abuses you with “Bush is Hitler!”, or “America deserved what happened on 9/11!”, or “Israel is occupying Palestine!”, or “America is practicing genocide by not sending enough money to Africa!” .... just whip these pictures out and show them to the mental midget and while he (or she) is gazing at the pictures kick the living shit out of him (or her).

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/23/2005 at 02:02 PM   
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Enough To Make Your Blood Boil

Thanks to Red Five we now have a site to go pummel and hopefully destroy.

This site WILL make you angry.  Take medication prior to going there or you may raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 01:28 PM   
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Le Menu

^{Gary Varvel, Indiana—The Indianapolis Star-News}

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/23/2005 at 11:19 AM   
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What Did You Do Today For Freedom?

Kim duToit runs a semi-regular feature on his site called “The Walter/Adam Fund” drive wherein he collects money from folks and uses the revenue to buy stuff for a couple of snipers over in Iraq.  He’s gotten them scopes, mounts, snacks, etc.

One of those snipers no longer makes up the team---Adam Plumondore.  He died last week and we covered it here and here.

Go visit Kim’s site and do the right thing. Give.  Please.

What better way to honor his memory?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 10:22 AM   
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Well????

It’s February 23rd. 

Have you done your taxes yet?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 10:20 AM   
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Making A Difference

Some of our guys in Iraq are trying to make a difference for the locals.

One way they are doing so is with a drive to get shoes for kids.

Lance, a soldier with the 278th , ran this on his blog.

Go visit the Hands and Feet site, too.

The effort also got mention in Neal Boortz’s site. It’s the 5th item.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 08:18 AM   
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Euro-peons In The News

The arrogance of these fuckers is incredible!!!

I’d like to think we would never allow this to happen in our country or that if it did we would take steps to prevent it or stop it.

But I guess Belgians think they are above that (and for it now are on my shit-list along with the French and Germans.) Sorry pieces of shit.

Why I am I all exercised?

Ministry offices in Belgium have stickers of President Bush in them with text that says, “piss on me”

The were designed by the head of the young socialists, Laurent Winnock, and:

The piss stickers, specially made to be used in urinals, can be seen these days in the public toilets of Belgian schools, youth clubs, and pubs.

Oh, and it gets better.

You think this scumbag did this on his own?  Nope.

Winnock did his creative work during his office hours, which would not be worth mentioning if Winnock did not work in the offices of Vice Prime Minister Vande Lanotte, as one of his press spokesmen.

YEP!!!!!! He works for the Vice Prime Minister.  She knew what he was up to.

Even their minister of Justice got in the act when:

“she let go during prime time on Sunday evening, as Air Force One was about to land in Brussels. “I would rather have had John Kerry visiting us,” she said on television. When the interviewer asked whether it was not undiplomatic to say so, she answered: “No. That is how I feel about it.”

What a bunch of asshats!  May their economies crumble, may their currency plummet, may their unemployment skyrocket, may their industrial infrastructure crumble, may their people starve.

And when they ask for help, we can send them toilet paper printed with images of starving Belgians that they can use to wipe their asses on.

Go back and click on the link to get background on the author.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 07:18 AM   
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Coming To Your Email Box Soon

DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM ACHMED MUHAMMED ALWADI, STEP-SON OF THE LATE IMPRISONED IRAQI HEAD OF STATE, SADDAM HUSSEIN. AFTER HE WAS CAPTURED, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, DEWY CHEATHAM THAT, MY STEP-FATHER WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY STEP-FATHER WAS CAUGHT BY THOSE IMPERIALIST WAR-MONGERING AMERICANS AND SINCE THEN THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY OWN WIFE RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH DM 1,750,000,000.00 AND 500,000,000.00 FRENCH FRANCS HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING MY SON MOHAMMED ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER WE GAVE SADDAM UP FOR DEAD IN THAT HELLISH PRISON THOSE YANKEE BASTARDS HAVE HIM IN, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF A BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (SYRIA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS, FF125,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE MILLION FRENCH FRANCS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN FF 500,000,000.00(FIVE HUNDRED MILLION FRENCH FRANCS). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO SYRIA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN SYRIA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY STEP FATHER WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:421-8-3657869 AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD

ACHMED MUHAMMED ALWADI

Yep!  It’s starting!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 07:14 AM   
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