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calendar   Friday - August 19, 2016

thanko yu for not sweating

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Only in Japan!! Or by mail order!!! $42 at Japan Trend Shop

h/t to Stoaty the Weasel


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 08/19/2016 at 01:04 PM   
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calendar   Monday - July 18, 2016

back in the day

Hey, remember when Steamy had his blog running and he’d post those “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” pictures?

Somebody sent me this one ...

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... it’s been half an hour now, an I’m still not getting it.

LOL 


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 07/18/2016 at 07:46 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - June 01, 2016

Never Miss A Chance To Drop A Good One

Yeah, I actually said it

So I’m painting the speed bumps here in the condo park, as you know. I’ve got the ones out on the main road done, finally. And my new signs seem to be getting the idea across. Our main road is divided; we’ve got an uphill lane 16 feet wide and a downhill lane 16 feet wide, with a little grass berm between them edged with Belgian Block. It looks good. The streets that the condos are on are not divided, but they are extra extra wide to allow for two way traffic.

So I’m on Overlook, the big loop street where most of the units are. The speed bump at the top of the street goes across the inbound and outbound lanes. It’s nearly 30 feet wide. So I mark off half of it for painting, which leaves plenty of room to get by on the dry side. And I put up my double sided bin sign, with it’s helpful “Go Around --->“ placard.  But that only blocks one side of the speed bump, even though drivers on the other side can see the signage that faces their way. I felt there should be a bit more. So I took one of my very few safety cones and put it out in the middle of that lane on the far side of the bump. Great, fine. Something for everyone, and now people coming from either side will see the sign or the cone, slow down, and swerve around them. There’s plenty of room, even if they swerve while some impatient type is barreling through coming the other way.

So I’m painting away, me and my baby 1” x 6” roller on a big long handle. Work that sticky oil paint in the noonlight sun. And I’m pleased with myself that folks coming from either direction understand what to do and are doing it. Nice. Ya got it figured out Drew. Well done.

And then two women arrive at the speed bump from different directions at the same time. Both stop and sit there glaring at each other.

I looked up, and the one stopped by the bin sign says “Who goes first?”

So I gave it a quick glance, her stopped at the bin, the other one stopped at the safety cone. “Isn’t it obvious?” I said, waving the other women through, “she does.”

“Why her? I think I actually got here just before her, and I could have just swerved and gone. Now I have to wait! And why is it obvious?” [ people suck. the wait was perhaps two whole seconds and was over by this point in the conversation. ]

“Well you know what the common rule is.” I told her, “First cone, first swerved.”



I think it’s time for Drew to come in out of the sun. Enough painting for today.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 06/01/2016 at 04:59 PM   
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calendar   Monday - April 11, 2016

Keep your eyes on the road, Your hands upon the wheel

New Jersey has these little light up message boards along the highways. They post traffic and weather conditions, Silver Alerts (ie misplaced senior citizens), and various safety reminders.

The one I saw yesterday was cute, reminding people that it’s against the law here to text while driving:

U DRIV

U TXT

U PAY



I was going to use my cell phone to take a picture and then find a floating hotspot to upload it to Twitter, but hey, the law and all.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/11/2016 at 09:36 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 02, 2016

Seems Appropriate, Considering

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see more odd stuff at MilkShake. I thought the .gif with the two Indian gunslingers was great.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/02/2016 at 10:28 AM   
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calendar   Monday - March 28, 2016

This was never part of Richard E. Nixon’s vision

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 03/28/2016 at 07:30 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 15, 2016

historical trivia

History of the Condom

I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this.

In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 03/15/2016 at 01:25 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - February 13, 2016

no content?

"No content” he says?

Arrgh, I’ve got your content, right here.

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 02/13/2016 at 01:07 PM   
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calendar   Friday - February 12, 2016

celebrating multiculturalism

What goes around, comes around
It’s the camel joke, only different!


A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep, and a sheepdog, were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. 


After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. 
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.


As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled
fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.


A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Hillary Clinton.  That evening, the man brought Hillary to
the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.  Pretty
soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as
long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and
told her he hadn’t had sex for months.  Hillary batted her eyelashes, and
asked if there was anything she could do for him.


He said, ‘Yes! Please take the dog for a walk.’






... and Achmed says to the genie of the lamp, “yes, please hold down the camel!”

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 02/12/2016 at 01:00 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - January 26, 2016

such power

Miss Cleo, she impressed!!

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 01/26/2016 at 11:21 PM   
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calendar   Monday - December 07, 2015

the pun husky strikes again

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Doncha just hate it when the pets are bigger book nerds than you are?


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 12/07/2015 at 05:53 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - November 26, 2015

Warming Up Some Leftover Chicken

UK Ladies Knit Sweaters For “Rescue Chickens”

“Begaawwk!"
“What’s that Daisy? Timmy fell down the well?”
“Begaawwk!! Buc buc buc!”
“And there’s a meteor about to strike the wellhead?”
“Gerracck!”
“"Use the power winch? Great idea, let’s go!!”
“Begaw!”

No, not that kind of Rescue Chicken

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No, you are not hallucinating





A mother-daughter team from a southwestern port city in Cornwall, U.K., are knitting mini-wool sweaters for rescued ex-battery hens.

Bird lovers Nicola Congdon, 25, and her mother, Ann Congdon, 58, have been providing homes for former battery hens, who were kept in tiny cages under poor conditions for the sole purpose of egg-laying.

“The chickens absolutely love them,” Nicola told UK newswire SWNS. She said the chickens have “no problem” putting the sweaters on and that they only wear them for short periods of time while outside.

Battery hens? Is that the kind that are extra crispy for deep frying? Flat beer, self-rising flour, lots of spices? No? Not that kind of batter-y?

Or do chickens now come in voltages? “Um, gimmee 4 of those AA Rhode Island Reds, and a Cornish Marauder in Lithium 9 volts.” No?

Artillery chickens? 105mm, 120mm, 155mm birds? “Sah, forward mount loaded with AP roosters, target bearing 120.3 mark, range 12,000!! Ready to fire, Sah!” What, not that kind of battery either? What’s left? Certain not chickens for beating. Everyone knows you beat eggs, not chickens.

Arrgh, some things are just so confusing. 

I’m getting loopy. Maybe I should have a bit of pie to eat ahead of time. Just to make sure they all came out properly.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 11/26/2015 at 03:41 PM   
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double birdie

Happy Thanksgiving To All

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 11/26/2015 at 03:04 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - November 08, 2015

just a break, a very brief one, from the usual

Sorry about the quality of the scan.  I clicked the right boxes but this is the best my software could do.
Tried finding the original on line with no success.  So did scan.

Anyway .... it’s the humor that counts. And isn’t this true

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 11/08/2015 at 06:33 PM   
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