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calendar   Monday - February 28, 2005

Warning Sign

hanks to LC Geno (who came up with the idea), we have decided to design a new international sign to alert people of the presence of an individual infected with a severe case of STOOPID**. This debilitating disease (for which there is no cure save death) is reaching ungodly proportions around the world. To help healthy, normal people avoid coming in contact with these sick individuals we sat down to design a suitable warning sign to be posted in the infected person’s yard or plainly tattooed on their forehead. We tossed around several designs and finally decided we needed something simple that would instantly attract the attention of the normal, alert segment of the population. Something that would describe the disease and would be instantly recognizable to all. We hereby submit the following for your approval ....

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** Diagnosis: people who have obviously lost all contact with reality, perceive dangers where none exist and ignore dangers that do exist; early symptoms include deranged ideas and concepts leading to terminal acts of total ignorance; also known as “fucktards”, “forons”, “Democrats”.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 05:41 PM   
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News Flash!

Less than twenty minutes ago, Lebanon’s Syrian-backed Prime Minister announced the resignation of his government.

BEIRUT (Reuters) - Lebanon’s Syrian-backed Prime Minister Omar Karami, under popular pressure after the assassination of an ex-prime minister, said Monday his government was resigning.

“Out of concern that the government does not become an obstacle to the good of the country, I announce the resignation of the government I had the honor to lead,” Karami told parliament in Beirut.

Ahhhhhhhh .... the Syrian house of cards is starting to fall. Things are getting mighty exciting over in SheetHead-Land lately. It’s starting to look like this whole Iraq business may be paying dividends sooner than we expected.

Developing ........


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 05:19 PM   
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There She Goes ….

.... “Miss HIV Stigma Free”.

What the f**k? Did I read that right?

Yes, in Botswana, which has one of the highest AIDS infection rate in the world with a third of the population infected. And these fucktards are having a freaking beauty pageant and all contestants must be AIDS-infected women?

UNBELIEVABLE!

“We are saying here we are, we are HIV positive and it doesn’t mean it’s the end of the line,” 33 year old reigning Miss HIV Kgalalelo Ntsepe told Reuters in her cluttered one room cottage, where she displays trophies of her win in 2003.

No, what it means is that Miss Ntsepe will be dead as a doornail in a few years because she had unsafe unprotected sex in a country where men consider condom use as demeaning to their manhood. Some of these men even go so far as to believe superstitions that condoms cause impotence.

DIP-SHITS!

“It may just be a pageant, but it is important because it brings together people with HIV who are open about their status,” said Brad Ryder, spokesman for the African Comprehensive HIV/AIDS Programme.

FOR GOD’S SAKE! They don’t need a pageant. They need an education .. or a good solid whack up side of their head. Can you imagine Europeans in 14th century Paris or London having a “Miss Black Plague Pageant”? Strutting across the stage with their flesh rotting and falling off in chunks? Me neither.

Most of the problems we are seeing in the world today are caused by people who are still living in the 11th century instead of the 21st. They are guided by superstition and fleshly pursuits with no regard for the consequences of their actions. They are stupid as hell and show no sign of wanting to get smart any time soon. Whether it’s Arab terrorists blowing themselves up to get their virgins or idiots in Africa screwing anything that moves, it’s all the same. The world is currently suffering from an epidemic of stoopid.

And in the long, terrible story of human history stoopid has killed more people than all other causes of death combined. And that’s a fact. How do we treat people infected with stoopid? We don’t. We simply clear a wide space around them and stand clear while they remove their defective DNA from the gene pool.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 04:39 PM   
Filed Under: • OutrageousStoopid-People •  
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Internet Activists Jailed

Blogging on the internet can be dangerous. Especially if you live in Bahrain, China or Vietnam, according to Al-Jizz - which should probably be jailed itself, but that’s another story for another day.

In America, the government wouldn’t dare jail me or Vilmar or any other blogger - no matter what we said. Can you guess why? It has something to do with the first two Amendments to the Constitution. The First Amendment says the government has to leave us alone to speak our mind and the Second Amendment is the incentive for the government to comply with the First. Any questions?

If the Arab, Chinese and Vietnamese people all had stockpiles of guns in their homes their governments might be more willing to listen to reason - not to mention complaints about bad service.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 04:08 PM   
Filed Under: • Patriotism •  
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Insignificent List

I have a list of things I refuse to spend any time thinking about or discussing here. Here is my list ....

1 - The Michael Jackson “trial”

2 - The Oscars

3 - The NHL

4- Prince Charles upcoming “wedding”

Feel free to add your own items to the Insignificent List in the comments. With that said, here’s your daily PhotoShop pic from one of Oink’s Marine buddies ....

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 03:46 PM   
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Notice Anything?

Like a veritable paucity (nay, an absolute dearth, I tell you) of any commentary on the Oscars on this site?

Because I think they suck (oh, yeah, and the people involved in the process also suck----each other off for nominations.)

Of course, having opened this Pandora’s box for you, I expect many will jump right in.

Sad.

Let the sociological experiment begin!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 02:42 PM   
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Eminent Domain

his is generally a topic most Americans are unaware of.  I hope BMEWS readers do not fall into that category.

Neal Boortz rants about it frequently.  And rightly so.

The latest incident is taking place in New London, Ct. where the city wants to kick 7 homeowners out of their houses (because they do not generate enough tax revenue) in order to allow the building of hotels, condos and luxury apartments.

Eminent domain, according to the Constitution, allows the state to take a homeowner’s property when it is needed for public use.  I interpret that to mean:  putting in a highway to alleviate traffic congestion, widening a road, even schools.

But to increase tax revenue?

That’s an abomination.

Yet our Supreme Court is hearing the case now and thanks to Jeff Jacoby, who writes this article, we find out the following quotes from the Justices themselves:

When Bullock (a lawyer from the Institute for Justice) argues that New London wants to throw people out of their homes for the sake of ordinary economic development, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg asks why that’s a problem. New London is depressed, she says; what’s wrong with trying to “build it up and get more jobs?” If the city could buy property on the open market and turn it over to a developer, wonders Justice David Souter, why can’t it use eminent domain to achieve the same end? Justice Stephen Breyer notes that there is bound to be some public benefit from almost any land taking. Isn’t that enough to satisfy the Constitution’s “public use” requirement?

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor presses Wesley Horton, the lawyer for New London, on whether eminent domain can really be deployed to condemn any property that could be put to better use. 

“For example, a Motel 6,” O’Connor says. “A city thinks, ‘If we had a Ritz-Carlton, we’d get higher taxes.’ Is that OK?”

“Yes, that’s OK,” Horton replies.

Justice Antonin Scalia: “You can take from A and give it to B, if B pays more in taxes?”

Horton: “Yes, if it’s a significant amount.”

Be afraid, people.  Be very afraid.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 02:29 PM   
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Illegal Immigrants In The News

ichelle Malkin is a great source for info on the failed efforts of our government to control illegal immigration.

Read her post here.

Fucking politicians pat themselves on each others’ backs claiming to have done something great but what they’ve really done is not a god-damned thing worth a shit.

In this case they pass a bill with so many loopholes you can drive all of Mexico’s citizens through it.

Don’t forget, read her piece.

Then write Senator Sensenbrenner at:  sensenbrenner@mail.house.gov


Meanwhile we have federal government can’t get its shit together and file the proper paperwork to get illegals deported back to Mexico. 

Result:  Arizona has to eat the cost of jailing them. What bullshit!

Click the link below to see the letter I wrote Sensenbrenner.  I recommend you fire one off to your representative.

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 01:12 PM   
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Nanny Staters In The News

hen I saw this I was not sure how to take it.

Here we have what I would imagine to be a fairly respectable journal advocating that people of means leave their children at child care rather than with grandparents because it’s better for the child’s development.

Sorry, but this is one of those where my gut says, “whoa, Nelly!  These guys must be smoking crack!” On a personal and fundamental level I just can not see it.

Unless (**he slits his eyes and slips on his conspiracy cap**) there’s more to this than meets the eye.

Let’s take a closer look:  It’s the “ECONOMIC JOURNAL” saying this.  For what reason would they do so?  Aren’t they nothing more than another arm of the government?  Could they be motivated by the fact that well-off people hiring day care would generate jobs, which generates growth, which generates tax revenue which enriches the state treasury so they can have even more spend to spend on social programs for those that pay no taxes?

Sure smells like classic Marxism at work

On the other hand, check this out:

‘It turns out that only those children from more advantaged households whose non-parental care consists solely of unpaid care by a friend, relative or neighbour experienced significant detrimental effects,’ said Gregg, who works at the Centre for Market and Public Organisation at the University of Bristol.

‘The use of paid childcare seems to protect such children from any negative effects and attendance at a nursery may actually lead to better cognitive outcomes than for children at home with a non-working mother.’

WTF,O?!?!?!  What are they saying HERE? That lower class grandparents take better care of their kids?  That upper class grandparents are incapable of teaching kids?

Could it be they are promoting nothing more than “class” elitism by doing this?

Help me out here, folks.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 01:09 PM   
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Bizarre Bits

bat Don’t spews chunks when you read this over your cheerios this morning! 

Nasty!

I also saw that the 38 year old mother had a 22 year old son!  Immediately I thought, “low-life, trailer trash, Kiwi red necks.”

Then I thought some more.  50 years ago no one would have found anything wrong with that statement.  Women in many parts of the world were expected to marry early and start popping out babies.  Hell, I am one of those babies!  My mother married at 16 and had me a few months before her 18th birthday.  By 19 she’d had 2 kids.

Yet society has taken such a sudden turn for the worse that our first impressions of young mothers are now negative (sluts, loose girls, unmarried, uneducated, jobless.) How sad.

bat Staying in the Pacific theater, here’s another strange one:  a WIFE forces a man, at spear point, to have sex with a 13 year old.

Sorry, this one is too weird.  Headline:  Woman Goes On Trial For Rape Of Girl......... By Husband”

bat Back in the states we have a guy who likes to fuck cows.

Sick!!!

I guess we should feel a bit better knowing:

he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife

But I’ll bet his wife or girlfriend don’t feel too great right now.  Imagine that, knowing your spouse prefers a cow to you.  What’s that say about you???  I’ll bet those women will be seeking “counseling” soon.

bat This one is simple and does not take a rocket scientist to figure out.  The laws of physics are pretty simple:  if you drop a heavy object which you cherish from a great height and have not ensured that the object will not exceed the limits of the capability of the material securing said object from breaking, don’t drop it.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 12:35 PM   
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Churchill Update

ard Churchill is back in the news and I do not like it one bit.

We start with a FrontPage piece by Jacob Laksin where he lists all the supporters of this verminous piece of shit.  It will not surprise you to see that many of them are professors, too, seemingly caught up in that vicious circle of victimization and righteous indignation that the right are persecuting this asswipe.

Never does it enter their tiny little brains that he is a fraud, a charlatan, a snake-oil salesman, a liar and a thief.

Mr. Laksin also goes on to list other organizations not tied to academia (but just as leftist) who support this fraud.

Next, in some VERY disturbing news, we find that CU is thinking of “buying” this SOB out!!!!! With numbers like $10,000,000 being floated around!

FUCK!!!!  How WRONG is that?  What message is sent?  Do these regent asshats need to have a picture drawn for them?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 12:08 PM   
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Better Late Than Never

ow often have you heard on the news over the weekend that the economy is going great guns?

Once?  Twice, maybe?

Now, how many times in the past 2 months have you heard about how we’re losing jobs, that Bush is trashing the economy, that tax cuts need to be taken back, that unemployment is awful?  Dozens?  Hundreds?

Well, our GDP growth for the 4th quarter HUMMED along at an inflation adjusted 3.9%.  For the year?  4.4%

I know this all came out last Friday but by the time I got to it I’d already blogged enough for two days so I held off.  However, better late than never applies and it works out well that I didn’t post it simply for having had the opportunity to frame the issue as questions posted above.

Read this. It’s short.

What do you see as the LAST paragraph?  Did you see that little blurb about it being the best in 5 years?  Now, go do the math.  It means we are doing better now than during the last year of Clinton’s administration (when the press was having media orgasms in their support of Gore and his contribution to GREAT ECONOMIC GROWTH!)

See the rates for yourself:

19932.7%
19944.0%
19952.5%
19963.7%
19974.5%
19984.2%
19994.5%
20003.7%
20010.8%
20021.9%
20033.0%
20044.4%

Just what will it take for the MSM and the leftist America-hating bastards in this country to admit we’ve turned a HUGE corner?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 12:08 PM   
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Let’s Start Monday Off With Good News

orry but I see right through this one.

Syria, under pressure from the Lebanese populace and the United States, all of a sudden hands over Saddam Hussein’s half-brother and a host of other terror-minded cronies? 

Nope.  I don’t buy it.

Oh, and did you catch that France is in on this “pressure” thing?  Looks like they are trying to suck serious ass right about now.  (On a side note we need to treat France like most Mafiosi treat their business acquaintances---use them for as long as we can and then kick them to the curb without even a “fuck you very much.")

All they want is to be perceived as “cooperating” in the hopes we forget what the hell they are up to.

It’d be nice to think they were finally seeing the light but these SOBs would sell their mothers if it meant they could stay in power.

Here’s a second version of the story for you.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 12:04 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - February 27, 2005

Health Advisory !

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OK, trivia time! What was this cartoon character’s name and who was his enemy?


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/27/2005 at 10:22 PM   
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