Monday - May 16, 2011

follicle envy

Who is this woman?

Holy cow. That’s not a head of hair. That’s a mane. I saw the TV commercial last night, and it just shut me down mentally. Stopped me dead in my tracks. Forgot completely what I was talking about. Wow.

Turnabout being fair play, since I stole the picture from Aveeno’s web site, I should mention that they are giving away a free sample of their product. Give it a try. You won’t wake up being this model, or even next to this model, but, like the Space Program, this is what dreams are made of.

same model? Maybe, but I don’t really think so.

The search begins ...

Posted by Drew458     on 05/16/2011 at 06:34 AM   
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   Friday - November 12, 2010

Such Tripe

So Peiper, how’s the blood pressure today? Feeling a little low? Need to get things pumped up a bit?

Here ya go!

The book describes Mrs Obama as “the only one in [Carla’s] (Mrs Bruni-Sarkozy’s) eyes able to dispute the title of the planet’s sexiest and most glamorous first lady”

Are they high? Horry Clap. You did see the pics of the FKOTUS at the mosque the other day, right?

To be fair to Michelle, she did look even angrier than usual at having to be wrapped up in a sack and having to walk behind her husband, eyes averted, hands clasped, and silent, as a good muslim wife should do. Hey, that pisses her off? Good! First time in my life I’ve ever been proud of her.

But sexy and glamorous? More so than Carla Bruni?

Yeah right. I’m sure Carla’s shaking in her Zanottis.

It’s quite funny seeing the fashion and advertising industries desperately hold on to their “Jackie Kennedy II” fantasy. Nobody is buying the BS about her husband anymore. Even Tweety has stopped getting the man-crush tingles. But the fashion industry will not let go. And the advertising industry? Start keeping an eye on all those television commercials, and notice how many of the black women you see in them have a superficial resemblance to her royal Klingonness. You’ll be amazed.

Posted by Drew458     on 11/12/2010 at 01:20 PM   
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   Thursday - October 07, 2010

Just Terrible

But that pirate ship? Oh come on. Who designed that thing, a 5 year old boy with a crayon, after eating 5 bowls of Cap’n Crunch? Pathetic. Crunch’s Guppy is a more realistic looking ship. It’s not like you can’t find actual ships like this for rent if you’re making a big bucks commercial. Or even create a good one through CGI. The only time a ship like that would be rigged that way is if it was shot to bits in battle or ravaged by a hurricane. But the spars and stays would be a total mess in either case, and these aren’t.

Yeah, I know. I’m the only guy on the planet who even noticed that there was a ship or a cutlass in the video. And that’s because, hot as she is, I got tired of looking at Marisa Miller before she was a famous clothing model, back when she was just another naked babe on the internet. Because clothes are actually quite new to her; it seems she’s spent most of the last decade naked. And getting paid for it. Gee, tough life, eh?

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