Sunday - October 31, 2004
So Now What?
Washington lost. Will Bush?
Or will this election be like the Boston Red Sox who were forever doomed to never win a World Series but ended up pulling it off this year?
Will Bush be the Bambino and curse Washington so that from now on it will never be right?
I report. You decide.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 10:12 PM
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Time Flies!
Unless you live in a f**ked up state like Indiana, in which case you are no longer on Central Daylight Time but are now on Eastern Standard Time, which means you don’t change your clock but your TV shows start an hour later and the polls close at 6:00pm on Tuesday. Maybe if you live in Indiana you probably need to just move to a sane state like Alabama .... like I did.
Posted by The Skipper on 10/31/2004 at 09:08 PM
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Just A Gentle Reminder
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Weekend Pinup: Who Else?
Aaaahhhhhhhhh, my favorite “Daughter Of Darkness”, Elvira.
And here’s one to get your blood pounding while the forces of evil stalk the night ....
And here is my personal favorite .... “Ooh, Elvira! Whip, me, beat me, make me write bad checks!” Hee-hee-hee-hee ....
For the record, Elvira is played by Cassandra Peterson. Here is what she looks like without makeup, without much of anything, enjoying the sunlight after a mysterious night of “trick or treating”.
Posted by The Skipper on 10/31/2004 at 01:40 PM
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Like Beer Games?
Turn up the volume!!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 01:39 PM
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Halloween Humor
ENJOY!!!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 12:23 PM
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Re-elect President Bush?
Your damned straight!!
Why? Well, other than the war on terrorism it is because he may end up appointing 3 Supreme Court Justices.
And one that needs to have The Grim Reaper pay her a visit is Sandra Day O’Connor. Remember her? The one who feels we need to look at international law in order to interpret our own? Yep! That one!!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 12:14 PM
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Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex ...
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
(hat tip to Joanny!)
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 11:48 AM
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Halloween Caption Contest
Give us a good caption for this one!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/31/2004 at 11:43 AM
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Saturday - October 30, 2004
HOT TIP!!!!!!
This just in from BobF:
“I saw on the news where Michael Moore is going to have thousands of people standing by with video cameras to record any voter disenfranchisement in Florida. He said all people have to do is call a number and his army of cameras will be on the scene to record any problems. He didn’t give the number but if there is some way you can get the number, you could call in problems to these clowns and have them running all over town. Call from different pay phones so called ID doesn’t catch on.
Bob”
I do not know the number. Does anyone here?
If this is true we can have a shitload of fun with that fat fuck on Tuesday. We can have people calling in from every single precinct. Stagger the calls and make multiple calls. Have friends stand by at those precincts and then harass the camera holders.
Also, you do not need to use a pay phone. Buy a cheap phone card and by virtue of having to dial an 800 number to get through your phone shows up as unlisted. It’s what I do when I make a local call and do not want my phone number known. Cost----about 5 cents. Happiness factor---unmeasurable.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/30/2004 at 07:23 PM
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We Are At War!
I’ve been busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking party. In addition to a miserable case of the flu, I’ve been battling evil forces on this blog site. Vilmar’s been covering for me the last twenty-four hours while I sniffle, cough and fight behind the scenes. Our server has been the target of a Denial Of Service (DOS) attack and our internal e-mail system has been the target of numerous viruses. I lost count at the 74th virus notification from our e-mail server here. I am getting the strong impression that somebody out there really doesn’t like us. Which is fine by me. I’ve installed proxies and firewalls and added over a dozen filters to our e-mail server. I’ve rebuilt our databases, changed all passwords and modified the system cache settings to get better response during this attack.
I’ve gone through all your messages about browser problems and I am investigating. I have Mozilla, Opera, Firefox and Internet Explorer on my workstation at home and am working on the style sheets and HTML to resolve any issues I can. I haven’t been able to nail down the exact reason why three or four members registrations dropped out of our database but I have plugged any holes that could be exploited to gain access.
In short, I am working as fast as I can to stop these attacks. I can’t tell you what I and Hosting Matters have done but we have installed traps to record and backtrack these pissants. I’ll let you know when we have definitive proof of who is behind it. It could be Liberals, Democrats, Al-Qaeda .... or it could just be some pissant with too much time on his hands in Bulgaria. We will find the evildoers though. You can bet on it. And you can count on me to keep any and all membership information confidential and safe.
In short, please move your trays to the upright and locked position. The captain has notified us that there may be turbulence ahead. I’ll try to smooth it out as much as possible.
In addition, I have been working on three monster posts for Sunday and Monday just prior to the election. Be prepared, I’m coming loaded for bear this time. I ain’t giving up until Kerry slithers back to Taxachusetts.
And remember who to vote for this Tuesday ....
Posted by The Skipper on 10/30/2004 at 05:30 PM
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TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN’T
1. So...What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling.
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands.
9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth into you.
10. I bobbed but I couldn’t get my teeth around it.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/30/2004 at 09:44 AM
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It’s Almost Halloween
So go carve yourself a virtual pumpkin.
Pretty cool!
(thanks to Joanny!)
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/30/2004 at 09:40 AM
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Setting A Dangerous Precedent
Hey! I have no problem giving people with serious disabilities priority in long lines. But I draw the line at most of those sitting around in wheelchairs and do not think they should jump ahead. It’s not like they are overworking themselves, especially the ones in powered chairs. After all, they are sitting down, aren’t they? They can wait just like I can. Attached to an oxygen bottle? You wait, too! Equal opportunity, baby!!!
But now we’ve got a group saying that those with AIDS should get preference, too.
FUCK THAT!!! You don’t get AIDS from working hard, attending church, staying physically fit.
You get it nowadys from engaging in risky sexual behavior or sharing needles while doing drugs. For that I need to reward you??
I don’t think so.
You wanna vote? Do it absentee. Stay at home.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 10/30/2004 at 09:38 AM
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