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calendar   Friday - October 29, 2004

Jason Blair’s Replacement

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/29/2004 at 09:13 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - October 28, 2004

I Provide The Image and…………………..

Go ahead!  Have at it!  Give us your best shot at a caption!!!

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 08:29 PM   
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And the point……?

I see this headline and think, “So what?  Am I supposed to care?”

What I see is 100,000 fewer terrorists.

Of course, the media does not care if it’s accurate or not.  Just find some scientist who purports it to be true and publish it.  Even when,

“ The scientists who wrote the report concede that the data they based their projections on were of “limited precision”

FUCKHEADS!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 08:04 PM   
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Splendid News

It could not have happened to a better bunch of shitheads!

The Chicago Tribune and the L.A. Times announced they are suffering large drops in circulation.

I still say we need a concerted effort to effect the same result on papers like the NY Times, the Washington Post and others of the same ilk.  The power of the wallet is amazing and conservatives?Republicans need to take the battle to these shitbirds at the newsstand. Maybe then they will get the hint.

Here’s an interesting quote on why the President of Tribune Corporation is retiring:

“I have for quite a few years wanted to retire early and make my second job my first job,” said Fuller, who has written several books while at Tribune.

HEY!!!!!!  Fuller!!!  Maybe if you had dedicated more time to doing your job instead of writing books ON the job you’d not have had these problems, eh????


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 07:58 PM   
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Boston Botox Boy Borrows BoSox Bonnet

It didn’t take Botox Boy no time at all to grab a BoSox cap and try to trade in on the Red Sox victory. Of course you know if the Cardinals had won he would have conveniently found a Cards cap somewhere and suddenly become a St. Louis fan. This fool couldn’t even throw out an opening pitch without grounding it in front of the plate. I hereby place the “Curse Of The Botox” on the Red Sox .... it will be 86 more years before they will win another World Series unless Kerry is defeated. Did all you voters in Boston hear me? It’s your decision next Tuesday .... do you want a wuss in the White House or another World Series in Boston? Choose wisely, my little liberal friends ....

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 06:34 PM   
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Early Returns

Early voting has begun and initial returns are coming in. Rex (pictured below) cast his absentee ballot early today. It appears the canine minority is going solidly for Bush in this election. When questioned in exit polling, Rex had this to say, “Woof! (Kerry is a pussy!) Woof, Woof! (Bush Rocks!)”. So, there you have it, America ....

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(-- Thanks to Dave H.)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 04:56 PM   
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VOAT!

Yes, it is true. Conservatives are all a stupid bunch of neanderthals, unlike the sophisticated, intellectual people in the Liberal camp (see below) ....

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Memo to all Liberals: Remember this when you go to voat next Wednesday. Make your voat count. Your superior intellect is much better at deciding who should be President than some neo-nazi conservative. Voat for John Kerry on Wednesday, November 3 and make sure your voice is heard.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 02:17 PM   
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Armageddon

How do you know the apocalypse is fast approaching? The signs, watch for the signs ....

1- The moon shall turn blood-red and shall be swallowed up by Fenris, the giant wolf of Norse myth.

2- The Anti-Christ shall appear and he shall have a number and that number is six-hundred three-score and six (666).

3- The Hunt For Red October will end when Boston wins the World Series.

4- In the shadow of Chernobyl they shall find their corn instantly transformed into M&M’s.

5- Finally, an emissary from Satan shall appear to assume power over men and he will have the powers to say nothing while speaking loudly, to blind the ignorant among mankind with guile, to gain much wealth from enticing rich widows under his spell, to exaggerate his courage and herosim to a gullible cult willing to believe anything he says and the most evil power of all .... the power to change his political orientation, promises, plans and even hairdo depending on who he is talking to and what minute of the day it is. And his name shall be: Beelzebub (which is an ancient Sumerian word meaning “Kerry").

Now go forth and spread the warnings ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 01:30 PM   
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Hammering Away at F**Kface

I am a regular reader of WorldNetDaily but sometimes notice that stuff they publish may not necessarily ring true so I waiver a bit in my eagerness to cite them.  ("sometimes", I said!!)

Case in point was earlier this week when I read about some documents linking John F**king Kerry to the Viet Cong and the anti-war movement in the early 70s.

Some would say the links are tenuous.  Read it for yourself.

This morning I found another which takes those documents and details what they say plus gives better detail into the anti-war efforts.

Now ANOTHER document is discovered alleging an even closer tie between Fuckface and the Communists. Read it here but be warned it’s a 50 page .pdf file.

If all of this sounds like conspiracy theory stuff to you, then you’ll have a field day with this one.


Lastly, here’s a letter written by a classmate of The Poodle’s which gives another look into this asshole’s character.

(thanks to Jeanette!)

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The Editor

The Wall Street journal

Dear Sir/Madame:

As a graduate of the Yale class of 1966, I resent the self-serving lies and misrepresentations advanced by my classmate John Kerry. Herewith, a few corrections:

John Kerry has been using the Pershing name to dramatize his Vietnam experience, claiming to have been a close friend of Richard Pershing,
the grandson of General (Black Jack) Pershing. Richard Pershing was a member of the Yale class of 1966, and he was killed in Vietnam shortly after we graduated.  However, Kerry’s constant references to his ‘dearest’ friend are exaggerated and exploitative. In fact, Dick
Pershing and I roomed together for all 4 years at Yale.  I don’t remember John Kerry ever being in our room or even being a particular favorite of Dick’s. In this regard, it is particularly revealing that a recent biography of General Pershing, Until The Last Trumpet Sounds (by Gene Smith), includes an entire chapter on Dick, primarily on his years at Yale; the name John Kerry does not appear.

The Pershing Family did know Kerry, but they disliked him intensely. This antipathy stemmed primarily from an incident at the Pershing home
on Park Avenue not long after Dick’s death: at a gathering of friends and family, Kerry worked the room with his anti-Vietnam message, incurring the undying enmity of Mr. and Mrs. Pershing and Dick’s older brother Jack, a Green Beret. The family was shocked and insulted by
Kerry’s insensitivity.

Kerry has implied ­ as recently as the first Presidential debate ­ that he became disillusioned about Vietnam by his military experience. However, as early as 1965, in his Junior year at Yale, he was giving anti-war speeches; and his Class Day Oration in 1966 ­ prior to graduation ­ criticized American involvement in Vietnam. These sentiments clearly antedated his Vietnam experience. So why did he join the Navy? He told some classmates that it would help his career.

The above pattern suggests a callous and opportunistic personality ­ hardly what I would call Presidential.

David Schlossberg, MD

Yale ‘66


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 11:09 AM   
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What Might Come To Pass

Rather than link to this article I thought it was important enough to post the entire thing here for your reading pleasure.  (Your index finger will enjoy the break as will the mouse.)

It’s written by Ben Shapiro, a 20 year old graduate of UCLA.

Do your part to ensure what he writes about does not take place.


Oct. 27, 2054 – It was a tragedy worthy of Shakespeare. A man of strength, a man of courage, a man of God risked his life and his presidency to protect his nation and the values for which it stood. And the nation, blinded by its worship of tolerance, led astray by a barrage of hate, looked instead to a shyster and a weakling for guidance.

George W. Bush was the finest president of the 21st century. He took office in the crucial 2000 election – the election marking the beginning of the end for American representative democracy. Immediately denounced as a conservative radical and an unelected dynastic pawn, Bush stepped into a situation fraught with peril. A recession had begun after the illusory prosperity of the 1990s Internet bubble unexpectedly burst. A decade of defense and intelligence slashing had sliced national security to the bone. The administration of Bill Clinton, marked by a tendency toward tolerating immorality and bashing traditionalism, had left America profoundly vulnerable.

At first, few thought President Bush was up to the task – and many hoped he wasn’t. Angered by Al Gore’s election loss, the Democratic Party and mainstream media began demonizing Bush as an ignoramus. Even as Bush attempted to reach across the political aisle to create an education bill, his opposition claimed he was dividing America. Even as Bush stumped for badly needed tax cuts to reinvigorate the economy, his opposition claimed he was too hard line.

And then, Sept. 11, 2001. Three thousand Americans dead in New York and Washington, D.C., and on an empty field in Pennsylvania. The specter of international terrorism leapt into the light. President Bush rose to the occasion.

President Bush realized that Sept. 11 was a symptom of a greater disease: terrorism inbred with Islamic fundamentalism. America went to war. The Taliban, an evil regime paralleled only by Cold War communist dictatorships and Nazi Germany, quickly fell to American forces. Men and women voted. Little girls went to school. And U.S. troops hunted Islamist terrorists.

But the American opposition didn’t sleep. Bush’s critics began calling for more “humane” approaches to terrorism. Eager to revive the Vietnam era, Bush’s opponents began referring to Afghanistan as a “quagmire.” Most vicious, a few choice opponents started impugning President Bush’s patriotism, implying that he had known about Sept. 11 and allowed it to happen.

President Bush recognized the defenselessness of American society to the threat of terrorism and secured virtually unanimous congressional approval for the Patriot Act. President Bush’s attorney general, John Ashcroft, used the Patriot Act to nab terrorists before they murdered Americans.

And yet Ashcroft was called an “ayatollah,” a Peeping Tom. Democrats who had voted for the Patriot Act now condemned it as a blot on American freedom. Even as they claimed that President Bush wasn’t doing enough to ensure homeland security, the Democrats decried racial profiling and anti-terrorist surveillance methods.

President Bush realized that dismantling the Taliban was only the beginning of a worldwide fight. The debate turned to Iraq, where mass murderer Saddam Hussein was connecting with global terrorism and actively seeking weapons of mass destruction. Bush told Hussein to provide proof of complete WMD disarmament. When Hussein refused, Bush ordered him removed from power, with the help of over 30 allied nations. Within weeks, Hussein was off his throne, thousands of Iraqis were tearing down fascist monuments, and a constitutional democracy was being instituted.

For Bush’s opposition, this was the last straw. Weeping over supposed violation of international law, Democrats who had approved presidential discretionary use of force in Iraq now decided once again that they had been deceived. And so they slandered Bush as a warmonger and a traitor. They and their vile ilk claimed that Bush was a shill for Saudi oil. Their presidential candidate, John Kerry, derided Bush as a liar, even as Kerry himself refused to answer straight questions about either his record or his political opinions.

The pounding took its toll. Kerry, the perfect embodiment of leftist hatred for George W. Bush, fulfilled his lifelong ambition. And, like Winston Churchill, Bush was unceremoniously thrown from office.

The rest is history. Faith in American republicanism has been undermined by candidates who will not acknowledge the legitimacy of majoritarian democratic results. America has been plagued by a sporadic but regular and devastating pattern of terrorist bombings and killings. The public, lacking a clear moral system, flounders for a vision. And it calls for the most convenient solution: more government.

Fifty years ago this week, President Bush said that “the true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now, and you and I will not be around to see it.” Now, in 2054, I only wish I could go back and convince Americans to recognize George W. Bush’s greatness when they had the chance.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 10:42 AM   
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Weird News; Strange News

You’re in jail.  You’re pissed off.  It’s Nairobi.

How do you protest? Personally I think it’s a shitty idea.


WoW!  I can’t wait to see this silver screen gem!!!!

Anyone ever seen his films?  I saw a movie about his life (before Johnny Depp got on my banned list) and I saw two of his movies.  You gotta give the guy points for using Bela Lugosi.


Frodo’s ancestors?


Marriage on the ropes?  Tried talking?  Gone to counseling?  Desperate to make it work?

Run her a hot bath, put some bubble bath in it, light some candles, have her get in and as a last step, drop a live wire in there for good measure.

Yep!  That’s it!!!  Says so right here on page 57 of my “How to Show Your Wife You Love Her” book. 


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 10:36 AM   
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Guest Post: Why I’m Voting For Bush

I have received a very interesting and well-written piece from a 26-year-old in Pennsylvania. His name is Cameron and I’ll let him tell you about it ....

I am writing to you all, not knowing in many cases, who you plan to vote for in a week or whether you are Democrat or Republican.  I really don’t want to know who you end up voting for, but I want to tell you why I am voting for George W Bush, and I why I think it is absolutely critical that George W Bush win this election.

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 07:37 AM   
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The Curse Has Been Lifted

After eighty-six years, the “curse of the Bambino” has been lifted - in a four-game sweep, no less. Now I can concentrate all my attention on that damned goat in Chicago ....

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/28/2004 at 06:48 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - October 27, 2004

Hooray! He’s dying!

Arafish may finally be dying. He is listed currently in “critical condition”. If I could have gotten my hands on him a long time ago, he would have been in critical condition much sooner. Burn in hell, bastard!

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Vilmar Note:
What GREAT NEWS!!!  I hope the son of a bitch dies a painul lingering death.  Piece of shit.  Asswipe.  Camel fucker.

How about a little lottery?

I say he croaks by November 3.  This will give us two bits of great news:  his death and President Bush’s re-election.

Allan Note: Hee-hee .... Vilmar and I both jumped on this story. We hope you’ll pardon the double-post but we’re celebrating in the BMEWS War Room right now. Yeeee-haaaaaaa ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/27/2004 at 09:41 PM   
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