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calendar   Monday - May 06, 2013

Monday Demotivators

It’s been awhile since we posted any demotivators. The late Skipper was a master at creating them. I have to resort to just posting what I stumble over. Here’s a couple I found just this morning.

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 05/06/2013 at 10:23 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 01, 2012

New Year’s Day Demotivators!

It has been sometime since we had a demotivator post. Allow me to be the first in 2012.

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Has to be very close to my all-time favorite movie. Shame that’s not an actual quote.

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Should be two of your New Year’s Resolutions: Take your meds! And eat more bacon!
(I might put in to quit playing with your food.)

Speaking of bacon!
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Finally, I want to leave you with this warning…
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Samwise, is this the the 12 foot spider you were looking for?


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 01/01/2012 at 10:57 PM   
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calendar   Thursday - October 20, 2011

He’ll be back!

I had to think awhile: is posting this being disrespectful? Then I decided he’d probably have laughed at it himself.

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 10/20/2011 at 12:54 AM   
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calendar   Monday - August 01, 2011

Monday Motivators

Sorry. I keep telling myself to do this, but what with normal problems, abnormal problems (wife’s mother just died) I’ve been preoccupied.

Anyway, nothing has changed:

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Haven’t actually watched any of the Twilight shows. I think this is about Twilight:

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is looking hot.  I might even let her stake me. After I ‘stake’ her, of course.
Meanwhile, it might be a good idea to review how to reach a man, for staking, or other pleasures:

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That’s right ladies. We give you atrociously expensive French perfumes, and all we ask in return is bacon.

And finally, the requisite ‘boobies’ post. Posted below the fold (just to keep BMEWS R-rated)

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 08/01/2011 at 09:37 PM   
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calendar   Monday - June 06, 2011

Motivator Monday!

It’s been awhile since we did a motivator post. Got some good ones. Most of them are even SFW!

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Dolphins abandoning Earth. Vogon alert! Don’t forget your towel!
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Hey, she’s got my Mossberg!
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So…where’s the right phuk?
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I wish I’d known about the owners manual before I said ‘I do’
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I’ve got many more, but that’s enough for one post.


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 06/06/2011 at 04:54 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 06, 2011

The Doctor Ordered It…

A new study shows that staring at women’s breasts is healthy! At least for the men.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

I’ve a question though. Does this apply to homosexual men? Any studies been done?

Regardless, peiper, please continue the Weekend Women/Eye Candy posts.

It’s for our health…

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 03/06/2011 at 06:04 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 30, 2011

Today’s Demotivators

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 01/30/2011 at 11:00 PM   
Filed Under: • HumorMotorvators •  
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calendar   Sunday - January 16, 2011

Honorary Chuck Norris’s

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 01/16/2011 at 02:25 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - October 19, 2010

Dead Democrats

Only my second attempt at creating a demotivator. Yes? No? Go home you infidel?

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 10/19/2010 at 12:57 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - August 15, 2010

Re: Eva Mendes Sex Tape

Here’s another sex tape. I’ve posted it below the fold due to the graphic nature of the subject.

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 08/15/2010 at 12:05 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - August 14, 2010

My first Demotivator

This is my first attempt at creating a demotivator. Not up to the Skipper’s standards, but I liked the result.

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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 08/14/2010 at 11:54 PM   
Filed Under: • Democrats-Liberals-Moonbat LeftistsHealth-MedicineMotorvatorsObama, The One •  
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calendar   Tuesday - May 18, 2010

How To Drive Liberals Insane

Sic vis pacem, para bellum?

Sarah para bellum!




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How to drive liberals insane? Print this picture and paste it up everywhere.

It’s absolutely every right-wing concept rolled into one. Even the campaign buttons. Iconographic overload! We’ve got Sarah, with Those Glasses and That Hair, in a sturdy working outfit, looking very strong and fit. But with sexy red shoes (squashing Alinky’s Rules For Radicals underfoot), and the viewing angle is almost an upskirt. Almost, and you know you looked! Constitution and Bible in her pocket, 5 campaign issue buttons on her chest including one for Reagen and another for Pro-Life, her personal ammo can and her trusty, almost still smoking all American Remington 870 home defense gun, 3 rounds fired, hulls in her lap. Holding firmly the Gadsden snake, text message about death panels on her cell phone, backdropped against the American flag, and if you look real close the Motivator message is “2012”. A picture being worth a thousand words or so, Sarah is giving a stump speech here, while literally sitting on a stump.

And the image format itself is a strong salute to another, earlier feminine icon: Rockwell’s original Rosie:

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Ok, this Palin poster is not exactly new. It’s been around several years now, and long ago came to the attention of the Kos Kids. Who cares? But it’s back in the small news again. Repetition builds reinforcement. Or maybe it was just a slow news rainy day and they needed a story. Like today. Like me. So enjoy it all over again.

In the shadow of Capitol Hill, a forgotten patriot consigned to America’s trash heap of the unemployed has created a new national symbol that celebrates the values Sarah Palin holds true.

A man who goes only by the name of Dale has cast Sarah Palin as the lost daughter of the World War II heroine, Rosie the Riveter – but with a twist.

Shotgun News runs the whole story, and tells us a lot about the artist, Dale Brown, and the inspiration behind all of it.

Shortly after Sarah Para Bellum appeared on the conservative web site, Free Republic, a writer with the screen name Devtob, launched into a rant against Dale’s illustration on the liberal blog, the Daily Kos.

Dale noted in our conversation that Sarah Palin as Rosie the Riveter wasn’t originally his idea. It was inspired by an email from the editor of the online, All Right Magazine.

Still, the larger question looms: was Dale destined to render Sarah as Rosie?

“When I was 12 or 13, I was enamored of Michelangelo, studied him pretty intensely and at the time I lived with my grandparents,” Dale recalled. “I decided to decorate their basement wall with Isaiah from the Sistine Ceiling, and that’s what Rockwell based his Rosie the Riveter on.” [link has pic]

So by association, Sarah is Rosie is Isaiah. Sarah Palin, Prophet. Oooh, I can feel the lib’s blood pressure spiking!

The assortment of pins and button on Rosie’s coveralls have been replaced with five buttons that express Palin’s energy policy “drill baby, drill” from her Vice President debate with Joe Biden. Another button on Palin says “choose life.” The others refer to President Reagan and an Old Testament verse. Dale also added a crucifix around Sarah’s neck.
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Rockwell emphasizes Rosie’s can-do spirit by depicting her right foot crushing a copy of Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Dale replaced it with Saul Alinsky’s 1971 perennial handbook for grassroots organizing, Rules for Radicals.

Pretty damned outstanding IMO. And for the talking head TV pundits that just don’t get it, the whole Palin meme is right here where you can see it. It couldn’t be any plainer if she dressed in a green choir rob and wore a spiky crown while holding up a flaming torch. She may or may not wind up as an elected leader, but her persona has come to symbolize all these points. She represents. And that’s why the Right is wild about her. Voice of America in person. And it’s even more fitting that she isn’t an elected official. Because none of them really seem to represent us anymore.

Somebody said something about not posting Motivators/DeMotivators? God, guns, guts, sex appeal, righteousness. I think this one will do.

PS - this is America, so of course the image is for sale. Zazzle has it as a poster, and probably as a shirt, cup holder, coffee mug, and commemorative plate.

... yeah, I know. It may not really be the Gadsden snake, or even the original Gerrymander one. But it looks kinda like both, and it’s in black and white. Hey, it symbolizes those other two. Hating snakes is real old time stuff, straight out of Genesis. 


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 05/18/2010 at 03:22 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 28, 2010

Demotivators

I don’t think we’ve had a decent motovator/demotivator post since we lost the Skipper.

Mind you, I believe the Skipper created his own; I’m just passing on stuff I’ve found over the years.

With that, let’s begin!

This one’s for Macker.

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Guess I had a good time…

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Friday I renewed my annual chess club membership. I also stayed and actually played.

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I really got to stop collecting these things.


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 03/28/2010 at 10:58 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - December 16, 2008

Maybe the Doctor can help



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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 12/16/2008 at 06:41 PM   
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