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calendar   Wednesday - February 23, 2005

Homosexuals In The News

It’s bad enough we had to deal with that asshole who secretly record the President’s conversations and then felt so bad about doing so that he “leaked “ them to the NY Times (a special place in hell is reserved for these assholes, I am certain.)

But apparently now the homosexual brigades want to out all the homosexuals in President Bush’s administration and in the Republican party.

According to the article:

“Outing" of reputedly closeted homosexuals, particularly those associated with the Republican Party or conservative politics, has become a favorite pastime of homosexual activists”

A favorite pastime?  Let’s not forget passing the new AIDS virus around.  That seems to have become quite a pastime, too.  With luck these shit-stains will screw themselves out of existence soon.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 07:01 AM   
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Truly Disgusting Recipes

I’d like to see the Iron Chef throw these together (and then watch his audience throw up!)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 07:00 AM   
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Investment Talk

Yesterday the market took one in the shorts, the biggest one-day drop in almost 2 years.

Why?

Some say it was because of oil prices which surged above $51.  Others say it was because consumer confidence dropped.

I think it had a lot to do with the sagging dollar, our low interest rates, and the fact that yesterday I read some countries’ banks are dropping dollar denominated investments and going to other currencies---further weakening our dollar.

Well, today South Korea and Japan both sent signals to the market they will continue to support the dollar.  That’s OK for the short term but I think there is an international movement to drop the dollar and move to the Euro or possibly even the yuan.

We better pay close attention to these issues or things will get ugly for our economy.

A low dollar is good---for a while---because it means our products are cheaper overseas and travel to the US is cheaper.  But if it lasts too long then our manufacturing and service sectors take a big hit because the raw material (or finished material) will cost them more money since foreign currencies are stronger against our dollar.  We willnot travel as much overseas affecting airlines, agents, and their inter-related industries. Over a period of time it creates upward pressures on prices of goods and services, driving up consumer costs and spiking inflation.

Of course, the cycle plays itself out over time because having higher interest rates is also a good thing----investors start dropping their marks, pounds, yen, and pesetas for our government bonds.  This starts the pendulum swinging the other way.  The only problem is it takes a couple of years to get going and by then our stock market could be in the toilet, our unemployment rates scoots way up, etc.

If you stand back and watch it, macro-economics is actually pretty exciting.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 06:56 AM   
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The EU And The UN

Has anyone given much thought to how the EU will be considered as a voting body in the UN after all those little socialist bastards sign up to their new constitution?

Does anyone know what the new constitution says about this?

I ask because if they are, in fact, a UNION, then from now on whenever a vote is taken in the UN they will automatically have 25 votes as a bloc--something they did not always have. 

If they are all going to organize under one banner for commerce, trade, business, self-interests, protection, etc. they are, in fact, one country.  And should have one vote, not 25.

Thoughts?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 06:54 AM   
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What Kind Of Friends Are The French?

Worthless.  I don’t trust them as far as I could throw them.  They are conniving bastards interested in only in their own welfare.

Witness the formal state dinner last night wherein Jacques-Off Chirac spoke in French when he could have spoken English.  It’s a sign of courtesy to your honored guest to speak their language just as Bush would have spoken Spanish if the King of Spain came to visit the US.

That is considered a slap in the face and I am sure the President’s protocol experts will not let him forget it in future talks.

The protocol basically is this:  if you speak more than your native language and have a guest from the country of that other language, you speak it.  If you speak only one language, you make an effort to learn/memorize a couple of sentences as an introduction and then revert to your native language.

I hate the fucking French


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 06:54 AM   
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Hump Day Humor: The Sultan’s son

Once upon a time, a Sultan was blessed with the birth of a son after years of hoping. The boy immediately became the apple of his father’s eye.

Just before his son’s sixth birthday, the Sultan said to him, “Son, I love you very much. Your birthday is coming soon. What would you like?”

His son replied, “Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane.”

His father bought him American Airlines.

Just before his son’s seventh birthday, the Sultan said, “Son, you are my pride and joy. Ask what you want for your birthday. Whatever it is, it’s yours.”

His son replied, “Daddy, I would like a boat.” His father bought him the Princess Cruise Line.

Just before his son’s eighth birthday, the Sultan said, “Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you.”

His son replied, “Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons.”

His father bought him Disney Studios.

Just before his son’s ninth birthday, the Sultan said, “Son, you are my life. Your birthday is coming soon. Ask what you wish. I will get it for you.”

His son, who had grown to love Disney, replied, “Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit and a Goofy outfit.”

His father bought him the Democratic Party and CBS news.

(hat tip: John P.)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 06:52 AM   
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Only in Canada

Dan (and other bloggers from Canuckistan): what the hell is wrong with you guys? What is all this aboot, eh?

Are y’all having this because it is the dead of winter and even the reindeer are beginning to look attractive?

Here’s another link.

I didn’t know it was such a big deal.  Sheesh!  Y’all need counseling or something.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/23/2005 at 06:51 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - February 22, 2005

Comedy Central

Bet you never thought you’d ever see anything like this, did you ....?

In Afghanistan, comedians joke their way to civic renewal
By Lane Hartill, Correspondent of The Christian Science Monitor

KHOST, AFGHANISTAN — Mubariz Bidar would give Robin Williams a run for his money. He’s an Afghan comic who has this city — once ruled by severe Taliban — howling at their former oppressors.

His spot-on impressions of everyone from a Taliban soldier to an Afghan drug addict would have even Mullah Omar giggling into his turban.

At a recent impromptu performance, Mubariz wraps on a long black turban — a favorite Taliban accessory — and twists his face into a scowl. He grabs a Kalashnikov to complete the look.

Then he screams at the men to go to the mosque, physically prodding them with his rifle. He grabs one long-haired man and berates him for letting his locks grow — a Taliban pet peeve. His imitation is so precise that the audience can’t stop laughing.

It’s a disturbing sight for outsiders, but for Afghans who remember the hard-line regime and can finally laugh at it, it’s a welcome release.

Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
A. Bisexual.

Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A. They only had one camel.

Q. What’s another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker.

Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get bombed.

LOL  Yep. Things are really bad in the Afghanistan ”quagmire” these days.  LOL


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 09:27 PM   
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Ideology Of Evil

Pope John Paul has a new book out entitled ”Memory and Identity” and it won’t be making liberals, leftists, Democrats and other assorted cockroaches very happy. The Pope had this to say ....

On Homosexual Marriages ....

Homosexual marriages are part of “a new ideology of evil” that is insidiously threatening society, Pope John Paul says in a new book published Tuesday.

“It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man,” he writes.

On Abortion ....

“There is still, however a legal extermination of human beings who have been conceived but not yet born,” he writes.

“And this time we are talking about an extermination which has been allowed by nothing less than democratically elected parliaments where one normally hears appeals for the civil progress of society and all humanity,” he writes.

In other words, a lot of liberals out there are going to burn in hell for a long time.

A long, long, long time.

In Hell. Very hot. Eternity. Got that?


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 08:57 PM   
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 02:18 PM   
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Afghanistan Contest

It’s time to have a new office pool. This one will be real easy. I stumbled across this story over at Captain’s Quarters which had a link to the UK Telegraph story.

To make a long story short, we have entered the “end game” in Afghanistan. The last of the Taliban are surrendering in droves ....

One of the Taliban’s most senior and charismatic commanders has become a key negotiator as more and more members of the Islamic militia in Afghanistan give up the fight against the Americans.

“The Taliban has lost its morale,” he said, speaking by satellite phone from the heartlands of Zabul province, a Taliban redoubt.

More than 1,000 people have died in violence in the past 18 months, but attacks have tailed off since the guerrillas failed to make good their vow to disrupt the presidential election in October, which saw a huge turnout and was won by Mr Karzai.

Of course the UN is downplaying the whole progress thing and saying Afghanistan is basically going to the dogs and will soon crash into chaos.

BBC
21.02.2005
Afghanistan remains one of the world’s poorest states and without action could plunge into chaos, once again posing an international threat, a UN report says.

There are currently more Jews in Afghanistan (one) than there are reporters from the US mainstream media (zero). It seems they all packed their bags and left months ago when it seemed as if the US was not going to get its ass kicked and that Afghanistan might actually succeed in building a democracy.

So where’s the contest? Well, put on your thinking caps. We want you to guess the date that someone in the mainstream media will cover this story and concede that Afghanistan is a success story. Just pick a date.

I’m guessing .... ummmhhhhh .... NEVER!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 12:46 PM   
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Area 51 Press Release

Groom Lake, NV (Reuters) - Research scientists at the US Government’s secret UFO Studies Laboratory today announced the completion of the final tweaking of the sighting systems for the “Earth Grinder, Mark V System”. The system inundates the earth’s inner core in specially targeted areas with low-frequency sound waves and pulsar proton waves that cause disruptions in the planet’s outer mantle.

“Ve haf had serious problems getting the targeting system to operate properly in recent tests”, said Chief Scientist Dr. Wornout Von Brain, “and we regret any .. uh .. recent earth-jiggling, particularly in the Indian Ocean”. Dr. Von Brain went on to say that the targeting system is now precisely accurate and can be used by the US Government for peaceful purposes around the world.

US Department Of Defense officials, present at the conference, declined to make a statement concerning possible uses for the device, saying only, “after the initial test this morning on a tectonic plate .. uh .. somewhere east of here, we think the device has great potential for use as “persuasion”.

Meanwhile, in a seemingly unrelated story ....

SARBAGH, Iran (AP) - A magnitude-6.4 earthquake shook central Iran on Tuesday, destroying villages, killing at least 270 people and injuring more than 950, state-run television reported.

The epicentre of the 6.4-magnitude quake, which struck at 5:55 a.m., was on the outskirts of Zarand, according to the seismological unit of Tehran University’s Geophysics Institute.

Memo To Iran & The Mad Mullahs: If you insist on building nuclear weapons, please remember we built them first about sixty years ago. This means we are about 60 years ahead of you technologically. Do you people have any idea what we have been working on in the last 60 years? I thought not. Well let me give you a clue .... it’s really, really nasty and it will hurt an awful lot. Got that?



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 09:02 AM   
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Science News

Hell, we do politics, economics, sexuality, technology.

Why not astro-physics?

50,000 light years away (300 quadrillion miles away) something went BOOM!

To gain a better perpective of the magnitude, had it exploded with 10 light years (60 trillion miles) we’d be toast right now.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 08:05 AM   
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WOW!!!!!!!

I caught this headline and decided to have a read because I’d been to the site about a week or two ago and they had just launched.  The article rightfully wonders what it is about the left that it can do nothing but attack.  It is the primary m.o. of the left even before it checks anything out.  Reminds me of what I heard happens in the Army:

The scene: a soldier goes to see his commander.  As he walks up to the desk the C.O. bellows, “NO!!!!  Now, what was the question?”

When I was done with the article I jumped over to the actual site itself and WOW!! is simply an understatement in trying to describe it.

Go here.

You can get info on leftist groups, the leftist media, leftist academia, leftist politics, their issues, their funders and info on actual individuals.

Click on the visual maps and see how these moonbat have woven themselves into a huge spider web.  As one example, click on Not In Our Name.

When you’re done, also check out their own “moonbat central”


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/22/2005 at 07:16 AM   
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