Wednesday - February 23, 2005

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DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM ACHMED MUHAMMED ALWADI, STEP-SON OF THE LATE IMPRISONED IRAQI HEAD OF STATE, SADDAM HUSSEIN. AFTER HE WAS CAPTURED, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, DEWY CHEATHAM THAT, MY STEP-FATHER WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY STEP-FATHER WAS CAUGHT BY THOSE IMPERIALIST WAR-MONGERING AMERICANS AND SINCE THEN THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY OWN WIFE RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH DM 1,750,000,000.00 AND 500,000,000.00 FRENCH FRANCS HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING MY SON MOHAMMED ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER WE GAVE SADDAM UP FOR DEAD IN THAT HELLISH PRISON THOSE YANKEE BASTARDS HAVE HIM IN, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF A BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (SYRIA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS, FF125,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE MILLION FRENCH FRANCS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN FF 500,000,000.00(FIVE HUNDRED MILLION FRENCH FRANCS). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO SYRIA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN SYRIA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY STEP FATHER WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:421-8-3657869 AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD

ACHMED MUHAMMED ALWADI

Yep!  It’s starting!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 07:14 AM   
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