Thursday - February 24, 2005

S.H.I.T. Weirdness

S.H.I.T. Weirdness

Redefining “put that shit out!!!”

Or maybe, “Hot Shit....it’s out!!”

Imagine having to reward honesty.  What a sad state of affairs but when your country is corrupt it may be the only way to teach people.

The Gonzo moron is going to have his ashes shot from a cannon.

Good bye.  Who cares?

Personally I never did see what the big deal was with that guy.  Most of his writings were unintelligible.  But lots of people seemed to like him, I guess.

I wonder how they will consummate the marriage?  Doggie style?

How in the world are we supposed to take these people seriously?  It’s like having a bunch of Klingons living on your planet fer Chrissakes!

You’d think the South Africans would have learned by now that Coliseum games like ”tossing the Christians to the lions” is no longer played in polite society.

An eye for an eye, I say.  Take those sons of bitches who did this and throw their asses to the lions as punishment.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/24/2005 at 06:17 AM   
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   Wednesday - February 23, 2005

Only in Canada

Dan (and other bloggers from Canuckistan): what the hell is wrong with you guys? What is all this aboot, eh?

Are y’all having this because it is the dead of winter and even the reindeer are beginning to look attractive?

Here’s another link.

I didn’t know it was such a big deal.  Sheesh!  Y’all need counseling or something.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/23/2005 at 06:51 AM   
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   Sunday - February 20, 2005

BMEWS:  Keeping You On Top Of Tech Advances

I heard about this on a local tech radio show.

It’s supposedly some new way to do searches on the net.

Here’s how they describe it:

A key issue in developing a shape-based retrieval and analysis system is to find a computational representation of shape (a shape descriptor) for which an index can be built, similarity queries can be answered efficiently. We are studying a spectrum of shape descriptors, ranging from ones that are simple to compute (but perhaps not very discriminating) to ones that require expensive computations (but provide sophisticated shape analysis)

For the life of me I do not understand the implications nor application.

Please enlighten me.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/20/2005 at 01:04 PM   
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   Saturday - February 19, 2005

We Live In The Theater Of The Absurd

What was it Shakespeare said about life and theater?

“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women, merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts…”

Or how about this?

Life’s but a walking shadow,
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Well, here’s a post full of idiots, players, fools and ultimately, nothing of merit.

Guess who’s being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Bono!

Give me a fucking major league break!  Bono?!?!?!  Of U2??!?!

That pissant who can do nothing on his own unless he’s attached to some group or other important person?

And you wonder why I look upon the Nobel Committee with such disdain?

Only in San Francisco, I guess.

A guy is driving his car (only it’s identified as an SUV because that’s what the left likes to do now.  SUV are MEAN, GAS GUZZLING, ENVIRONMENT WRECKERS.  If it’s a pick-up or a station wagon or a hatchback they’re just called cars) and decides to throw his cigarette out the window.  It blows back in and “immediately" ignites burning the vehicle to the frame.

I’ve got a problem with this.  For one, a cigarette just CAN NOT do this unless there were highly flammable objects in the back seat to allow this seemingly spontaneous combustion.

What was in the back seat?  Is this guy making up a story to cover something else up?  Could there have been other cigarettes smoldering back there?

And why is he being charged for littering?  The cigarette never hit the street.  Unless now in California you can get arrested for “intent to litter?” If I were this guy I’d get a lawyer on the littering charge to find out if anyone else whose car burned up also got charged with littering.

Where is the investigative reporting for this?  Why weren’t these questions asked?  Fucking moonbats!

And the MSM wonders why we despise it.

I can just imagine how the leftist moonbats in the press in San Francisco would have titled this story. 

Go on, give us some ideas.  Show us your creativity in journalistic skills.

I Want My Property Rights

That’s what this guy must be thinking.  He is now in jail after unsuccessfully attempting to force out bad tenants.

Give him credit for creativity.

Show Us Your Tits!!!

At least that’s what these women are alleging their employers made them do-----to gorillas.

Yes, it’s in San Francisco again.  What the fuck is wrong with that city?  It’s worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Go ahead and read this.

Homo Penguins In The News

First I posted this about queer penguins in Antarctica.

Then Allan posted this. (see the 9th link)

As a follow-up, I have this story about how homosexual groups around the world (no pun intended) are upset that the German Zoo mentioned in Allan’s post is trying to make the queer penguins “straight.” They have been:

“protesting at the zoo’s attempts to “cure” the penguins of their homosexuality. The zoo has been bombarded with threatening letters and phone calls saying that gay penguins have a “right to a free choice of partner”.

I could never have dreamed up the association between this woman’s name and her comments.  Life imitates art, I guess. Pronounce her name phonetically, with a “ooooo” sound.

“What we don’t know is whether our three male couples are, in fact, homosexual or whether they’ve only got together because of a dearth of females,” Mrs Kuuck said.

Wonder no more why I do not watch television.

From Germany we have researchers saying that TV causes 20,000 German deaths a year.

Hell, send them more Baywatch, Sex in the City, 24, Sopranos, Square Bob Sponge Pants (hehe) etc. and with any luck they’ll all be dead soon.  Then we can give the whole country to the homosexual penguins.

The scene:

Man:  “Honey, let’s go out to eat tonight.”

Woman: (unless you are in San Francisco and then it’s be another man) “OK, just let me change clothes.”

Man:  “No need.  Go as you are.”

Woman:  “Silly, I’ve already started changing and I’m naked.”

Man:  “That’s my point.”

Let this be a lesson to smart-asses at airports.

Mouth off at the ticket agent and your luggage gets blown to smithereens.

When you are overrun with Muslim wackoes it’s one thing.  But when you also have people like this, then maybe it is time for this country to be hit by a tsunami so it can be “cleansed.”

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/19/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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   Thursday - February 17, 2005

Something’s Wrong With Our Kids

I just can not imagine this kind of crap being done back when I was a kid.  And if it were, the kid would be on a one-way ride to reform school.

Sick little bastards who only got probation.  If I were a parent in that area I would DEMAND to know where those little bitches were going to school and I would do everything in my power to alert every other parent of their actions.

A 12 year old girl kills her 9 year old sister but is only found out after nightmares which did not allow her to sleep caused her to admit to the act.

Over a hamburger.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/17/2005 at 06:59 AM   
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   Monday - February 14, 2005

More VD Nonsense

Admit it.  How many of you thought this was going to be about veneral disease?

hehehe

No, but it’s almost as bad.

Guess what happens at a lot of colleges on this day?  (WARNING:  GRAPHIC CONTENT.  If words offend you, skip over this next bit.)

They engage in:

“ritualistic chanting of “vagina,” the sale of “vulva cookies,” “Period Party” bags, “Vagina Warrior” T-shirts and other merchandise, and discussions of rape and sexual violence?

The feminist bitch, Eve Ensler, who wrote, “The Vagina Monolouges” is responsible for this nonsense.

So now instead of Valentine’s Day we have Vagina Day.  How quaint.

What I want to know is, “when are they going to start mailing me vaginas on Vagina Day?” NOTE: I’d like mine with the rest of the woman attached.

In other VD news (and this IS related to Valentine’s Day) you’ll be glad to know that if you suck at being a kisser (or have been told you suck) help is on the way.

Sorry, this is too weird for me.  Go read it for yourselves.

Benevolent Dictators don’t need no steeenking help with kissing.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/14/2005 at 03:04 PM   
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   Thursday - February 10, 2005

When It Pays To Be In A Redneck Bar

Go to a bar.  Get assaulted.  Have someone conk you on the head with a beer bottle. Go to hospital.  X-Rays reveal a brain tumor.

Had you not gone, had a drink, gotten assaulted, and conked on the head---you’d soon have been dead.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/10/2005 at 06:33 AM   
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   Saturday - February 05, 2005

Weird News

I know people who do not shower every day.  I know people who only shampoo their hair once a week. 

But NEVER in 11 years???

Are you a fast eater?  Well, you have nothing on this critter .

Re-defining getting “gassed.”

Being a moonbat must be a party of inclusiveness.  Especially since the animal rights moonbats now have a num on their side.  But she’s going to join the critters she’s supporting soon.

Maybe she should just nibble on a few?  Could save her life.···

Those wacky Norwegians.

First they tried to ban Islam.

Then they passed a law saying ads anti-terrorism are illegal.

Then they say we don’t give enough aid to the world.

Then they have some of their own arrested for buying dirty bomb materials.

Well, one of their own is at it again.  This time, a doctor who is faking being a nut job so he can get out of military service. Coward!

Literally “doggy paddling.”

All I want to know is how much these coins weighed.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 07:42 AM   
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Something’s Been Left Out Of This Story

Something is missing from this story; like maybe the backgrounds on these girls.  I just can not see a judge forcing them to pay this woman $900 for what they did.

Were they troublemakers having harassed neighbors in the past?  Did they kill her cat in the past, etc.

Go ahead, give it a read. Let me know.

Then again, this DID happen in Colorado so I should not be surprised.  I, for one, would not have offered to pay anything and right now would be getting a lawyer to contest this.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 07:35 AM   
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   Friday - February 04, 2005

Weekend Asshat Award

If you think the previous story below about a woman giving her man a “sherry enema” was HA-HA-larious, try this one on for size. A Russian female decided to do something about her boyfriend’s anal plaque and gingivitis. If she decides to floss him, I just plain damned don’t want to hear about it, OK?

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   Thursday - February 03, 2005

Sure To Get Some Of You Exercised!

I do not know what to say on this one.  The truth always lies somewhere in the middle but I can help but side with the father on this one.

The heavy hand of government is about to take away the home of a family because the father “employed” his sons and ran afoul of the child labor laws in the “People’s Republic” of Washington.

I will say one thing: the father has powerful arguments for winning his case but I suspect the “rule of law” will conspire against him.

Read it and be upset!

If you were judge, how would you rule and why?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/03/2005 at 06:43 AM   
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   Monday - January 31, 2005

The Most Expensive War In History

Did you know that you, the American Taxpayer, are still paying for the Spanish American War? For those who are historically challenged, let me refresh your historical memory ....

15 February 1898
U.S.S. Maine explodes in Havana Harbor.

19 April 1898
The U.S. Congress by vote of 311 to 6 in the House and 42 to 35 in the Senate adopted the Joint Resolution for war with Spain.

20 April 1898
U.S. President William McKinley signed the Joint Resolution for war with Spain and the ultimatum was forwarded to Spain.

25 April 1898
War was formally declared between Spain and the United States.

April - December 1898
US kicks Spanish butt in Cuba, Guam, Puerto Rico, Phillipines ....

10 December 1898
Representatitves of Spain and the United States signed the Treaty of Peace in Paris. Spain renounced all rights to Cuba and allowed an independent Cuba, ceded Puerto Rico and the island of Guam to the United States, gave up its possessions in the West Indies, and sold the Philippine Islands, receiving in exchange $20,000,000.

6 February 1899
U.S. Senate ratified the Treaty of Paris by a vote of 52 to 27.

So there you have it. A minor little war that the Spanish never really wanted a part of and probably should never have gotten involved in. The whole thing, from start to finish, was over in less than a year and the US came away with lots of new territory.

So, what’s the point? Well, let me tell you about it ....

An influential congressional committee has dropped a political bombshell by suggesting that a tax originally created to pay for the Spanish American War could be extended to all Internet and data connections this year.

The committee, deeply involved in writing U.S. tax laws, unexpectedly said in a report Thursday that the 3 percent telecommunications tax could be revised to cover “all data communications services to end users,” including broadband; dial-up; fiber; cable modems; cellular; and DSL, or digital subscriber line, links.

Congress enacted the so-called “luxury” excise tax at 1 cent a phone call to pay for the Spanish American War back in 1898, when only a few thousand phone lines existed in the country. It was repealed in 1902, but was reimposed at 1 cent a call in 1914 to pay for World War I and eventually became permanent at a rate of 3 percent in 1990.

That 3% telecomm tax you pay each month is what this is all about and now Congress wants to expand the tax to internet access. Go read the article and write your CongressCrook today. Tell him or her how you feel about this blatant bullshit! Do it now!

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   Friday - January 28, 2005

Beer Song

60 bottles of beer on the wall ....
60 bottles of beer ....
Take one down, pass it around
59 bottles of beer on the wall ....

Repeat verse until rescued.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2005 at 05:54 PM   
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This Is Very Upsetting

And very disturbing on several levels.

Younger men, BEWARE!!!!!!

If you are at the theater or in line at the grocery store, or on an airplane trip and suddenly feel VERY attracted to that “blue hair” sitting or standing next to you, RUN AWAY!  QUICKLY!!

Get more info here and you might agree this is taking pheromone study a bit too far.

I wonder is this was somehow tied to the Pentagon studies for that sex bomb thing a couple of weeks ago.

In Iraq you could spray this on the goats and camels and the Towelheads would suddenly find these critters attractive and want to become affectionate with them.  Oh, wait, that’s already happening.  Never mind. 

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