Sarah Palin's image already appears on the newer nickels.
Tuesday - August 17, 2004
Why is this SOB still alive?
Surely the cops in Arizona could find creative ways for this piece of shit to "accidentally die" or "commit suicide."Come on, guys! Don't let us down.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 11, 2004
FREAKY!!! FREAKY!! FREAKY!!
Talk about becoming one with something.This story is TRULY disgusting.
A 600 pound woman who authorities believed had not moved off her couch for about 5 years had to be taken to the hospital, couch and all, because she'd become attached to it. Seems her body just had become one with the couch over the years.
Yeah, she died on the operating table even after being surgically removed from it.
NASTY!
Makes you wonder where her family was in all this. The place stank to high heaven so how did she get her food? Didn't anyone get a clue what was happening?
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on 08/11/2004 at 07:13 PM
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Permalink • Web Site Of The Day
What do you get when you combine The National Lampoon and MoveOn.Org?I'm glad you asked .... it's called MoveOnPlease.Org.
The top headline of the day: Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfield
And then it gets really hilarious. Go see it now. Before the Democrats file a law suit ....
(-- thanks to The Annoying Little Twerp .. GO CUBS!)
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 04, 2004
Sometime in the near future
Skip ahead just a few years. Health care reform passes---and everyone is entitled to health care, free medication, lipo-suction, botox, sex changes, breast enhancements, penis enlargements, etc. All on the tax payer dime. So we end up being a nation of big dicked and/or big breasted people with no wrinkles flip-flopping between the male and female genders (just for the hell of it, of course, as WE'RE not paying for it. Government is! Plus, it's your constitutional right!)So one day you fall down and rip a big gash in your leg. A quick trip to the emergency room finds you waiting in line for 24 hours behind moms with kids who have a sniffle, women with jock itch, men with yeast infections, and the occasional "man/woman" with both. Hey, your injury is not life threatening. So you wait.
Meanwhile, you develop an infection. While near the front of the line and you are the next to be seen you find out the staff went on a 24 hour strike for more pay and fewer hours. There will be another delay so a nurse checks you out, says you'll be OK. You show her the infection. She pulls out a bottle of maggots, drops them in your wound and walks away.
NICE, EH?
Seriously, though, maggots are making a comeback.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Thursday - July 29, 2004
SICK! SICK! SICK!!
I hate PETA, I really do. But in this case, the guy responsible for this act should be handed over to the butchiest bull-dyke members of PETA for some "rehabilitation."Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/29/2004 at 06:25 PM
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Permalink • Friday - July 23, 2004
Race…..and Global Warming
This one takes the cake. It's not bad enough that Whites are constantly accused of oppressing Blacks, disenfranchising them from the voting process, and responsible for their poverty and drug habits. But now we are responsible for the global warming that kills more Blacks than Whites?!?!?!?! WTF,O?Let's see....could it be that if it weren't for the white European we'd still be living in mud huts chasing gazelle with wooden spears? (and don't even think about starting any shit with me concerning this. It was the Europeans who, when they went to the far east, near east, mid east, Africa, South America, North America, Russia, etc who brought with them the technology responsible for what we have today. Virtually all those places were basically in the dark ages, their inhabitants living in grass huts, tepees, trees, eating nuts and berries until the mid 15th century when we went tromping around with armor, guns, and metallurgical know how. Everyone else was still using bows and arrows, spears, and slingshots.)
Turns out the same bitch, (Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson, a Dummycrap, of course) who petitioned the UN to monitor our 2004 elections is at the forefront of race baiting this issue.
Tell me how they got this number:
"African-American households emit 20 percent less carbon dioxide than white households."
HUH?!?! How the hell do you measure a household's CO2 emissions? What, they don't breath as much? Fewer cars? How the FUCK did they come up with that number and why is no one questioning their scientific conclusions or methodology of data collection?
They also said that:
blacks are more likely to die during extreme heat events.
How the hell can that be? After all, their descendants DID come from the heart of hottest Africa didn't they? And didn't Dusty Baker make some sort of comment about this a year or two ago? A comment to the effect that heat does not bother Black men because they are more used to it? Kinda explains why the percentage of Blacks in Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wyoming, Alaska, etc. is so low, eh?
Read this. Have a laugh. Then go shoot an enviro-weenie.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Thursday - July 22, 2004
Vilmar Talks Health Care
Imagine the following: you read this article and, God forbid, sometime in the future you are injured. Seriously injured. You get taken to the emergency room, a place full of screaming babies, drunks, bums, crack addicts, and assorted criminals needing attention before being taken to jail. In this life threatening situation you get cared for first, of course. So you're lying there on a gurney, remembering what you read today and you ask yourself: do you want a doctor operating on you who needs to have a quiet and distraction free setting in order to operate? Will you get those assurances as you lay there?Can we further assume you will not mind that a 1 hour surgical procedure may take this doctor 5 hours? Will the doctor have to start all over again if he's distracted? Will he use the right instruments? Operate on the proper limb or organ? Will you die on the table from shock at being open so long?
That's exactly what you may face if these 4 fucktards from California win a lawsuit filed on their behalf by equally fucktarded bottom feeding scum sucking lawyer assholes suing the organization that administers the medical school admission tests.
"Sue for what," you ask?
How about because,
"they were denied extra time to take the exam in violation of California's disability laws."
Now don't that beat all? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot (and this should really make your "feel good" meter peg out): one of these nitwits who is suing suffers from dyslexia and attention deficit disorder! Oh yeah! Way to make ME feel better about the next time I go to a doctor.
Just WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with these lawyers who even TOOK this lawsuit? Can they be identified and possibly summarily shot for being stupid and greedy? Have they no concept of what danger they are subjecting future patients? If they win will hospitals and clinics now have to accommodate and place doctors based on their ability to handle noise, outside interference, stress, etc.?
Maybe it is time to pass a law saying patients have the right to demand all data from their doctors relative to class standing or whether or not the doctor needed "assistance" like extended testing time and special classroom settings relative to ANY of his tests. We would also need the right to demand actual doctor's health records to include any and all claims to disability, granted or not plus an appraisal from three outside doctors attesting to his being free from any disorder such as dyslexia, ADD, etc.
Will we get to that point? Yep! As soon as these moonbats win their lawsuit and after the first hundred or so patients die.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Monday - July 19, 2004
A Bedtime Prayer
Dear Lord,I kneel here before you tonight and ask your forgiveness for any errors or trespasses I may have committed today. I will try to do better tomorrow. Before I go, I need to ask you a question: is there really a heaven and hell? I don't ask for myself. I just want to know if you have a really, really bad part of hell reserved for people like this woman? I know you don't like me to judge other people but sometimes it is very hard. Please forgive me for not understanding how people can do things like this.
And say hello to my mother and father, who I know are up there with you. Especially my mother. I'm thankful she was a better person than the woman mentioned above.
Amen.
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Permalink • Saturday - July 17, 2004
Kentucky Moonbat
California, New York and Taxachusetts may brag about their Moonbats and exhibit them publicly on a regular basis .... but we think that when it comes to real Barking Moonbats no state can compete with Kentucky. Fortunately, the Barking Moonbats in Kentucky are mostly harmless .... like this lovely young lady who is shown demonstating her deep, abiding respect for the local police in Paducah. If only Martha Stewart had behaved like this ....Posted by The Skipper
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Permalink • Thursday - July 15, 2004
When?
Spelling and grammar errors are one thing. This however, is ridiculous. Only in New York ....Posted by The Skipper
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Permalink • Thursday - July 08, 2004
What will environmentalists do now!
OH NO!!! Something worse and more evil than nasty cars spewing our emissions turns out to be...........................PEAT BOGS!!!SCREAM!!!! EEEEEKK!!!!! OH, NO!! NOT peat bogs!
Yep, turns out they are spewing so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere that it is now considered a threat in the global warming scare.
My question is this: what will the tree hugging enviro-weenies do now? Demand catalytic converters or CO2 scrubbers be placed over all bogs? Stupid fucks probably will. Or demand everything human do from now on produce ZERO emissions as Mother Earth, GAIA, is in the process of purging herself from all the collective damage they allege we nasty humans have done over the ages?
Maybe what should happen is those stupid moonbats should kill themselves off in order to decrease the human population and the resultant human-caused pollution.
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Permalink • Wednesday - June 23, 2004
Dubious Honor
Living in Indiana is kinda strange at times. We have the most f**ked up time zones you have never heard of (three time zones in one state, one of which doesn't observe daylight saving time).Indiana is also flat as a pancake. How flat is it?
I'm glad you asked.
The official highest point in the state is now .... a garbage dump?
OK, already. You can stop giggling any time you want.
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Permalink • The slippery slope once again
Can you believe this shit? Of course, the Californicators are at it once more. They want to give non-citizens (even illegals) the right to vote in school board elections.What's that got to do with the slippery slope? Come on! You can figure it out.
For those of you on the bed wetting, liberal left (and residents of Rio Linda, California, too!) it means that once we start with this it sets a PRECEDENT which some scum sucking, bottom feeding worthless piece of shit lawyer will use to justify allowing non-citizens to vote in ALL elections.
Sure, we won't see it happen overnight. But within a generation or two I will bet you this will take place. For the younger readers, in your lifetime. At age 52 I doubt I will see it in mine. But then again, it took less than 30 years to go from saying "damn" in a movie to only 7 words you can't say on the air with 20 more years to get it down to one word in radio and no limits in movies. It took 50 years to go from full body coverage swimsuits to topless suits (and total nudity in many places.)
Don't believe me? Read the last paragraph of the article:
If passed, the measure would be the first in California, although similar laws have been enacted in New York, Chicago and Maryland.
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