Sarah Palin is the other whom Yoda spoke about.
Monday - September 20, 2004
Wide World Of Moonbattery
Now Saddam Hussein is whining and crying like a little girl. Oh, PUH-LEEZE! Get a grip man! You had your chance a long time ago. It’s time to pay the piper.
Down on de bayou, dey know how to rehabilitate prisoners in de state pen. Dey make dem build a golf course and den don’ let dem play on him. Das right, Boudreaux.
And you thought Vilmar and I were just pulling your leg about ragheads being “goat fuckers”? Well, while we were having the Miss America beauty pageant here in America the towelheads in Saudi Arabia were having a “Goat Beauty Contest”. No, really. I kid you not.
In Flori-DUH, the Hispanic population has a better solution for getting bad food at McDonalds than filing lawsuits .... they just bomb the fucking place. Don’ screw up my Happy Meal, Senor .... or else.
In Britain, women can no longer get cheaper insurance rates because .... it’s sexist. According to British insurance officials, they have been given lower rates because over there women are safer dirvers. Maybe we should send them some of our American women drivers .... that should drive the rates up.
And finally, John Fund at Opinion Journal says the Democraps are re-living the 1988 campaign all over again. Pardon me but Dukakis looked a helluva lot less sillier in that stupid helmet propped up on that tank than Kerry loooked crawling around in his “sperm suit” at NASA. Oh well, so it goes. Only 41 days to go of this shit .... and then we’ll have to endure four more years of whining, crying, pouting, screeching, bullshit from the Left. Doc, I need some Xanax if Bush wins.
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Permalink • Sunday - September 12, 2004
Holy S**T!
There are some things you just NEVER want to see when you look out the window on your next flight ....
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Permalink • Monday - September 06, 2004
Using Restraint In Hopes of Staying Out of Jail
This one is so rich with possibilities but I know if I go into some of them the FBI will knock on my door.
So I will let you figure it out.
Read this and wonder what “might” be.
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Permalink • Wednesday - September 01, 2004
Kelly’s First Law Of Humanity
Think about that for a few minutes. You know I'm right. I was just the first man to voice it openly. Examine all the cultures back through history. In every circumstance where men made second-class citizens out of their women, the men behaved badly. Why is this? Well, let me tell you about the male brain .. it is concerned mainly with only two things: (1) power and (2) pussy.
Now, power can be expressed as desire for more food, more land, better living conditions or even .. more money. All require power of some kind or other before man can get them and they all endow the man who achieves them with even more power.
Which brings me to the second male obsession: pussy. In a society where the men rule their women with an iron hand, forcing them to cover themselves at all times, not allowing them to venture out in public without an escort, not allowing them to participate in government, not allowing them to get an education, and most importantly forcing them into an enslaved state when they are married .... usually beaten at the whim of their husband and sometimes "legally" murdered for the slightest transgression, the men always end up behaving badly. For instance, the women in the Middle Eastern Islamic countries. Look at how badly their men behave. The Islamic men are out of control because guns give them power and their women have no controlling or moderating influence over them. Consider what would happen to the Islamic wife if she should ever tell Ahmed, her husband that she doesn't feel like "putting out" tonight. She would be beaten within an inch of her life and raped. Ahmed has his AK-47 and he can rape his wife whenever he feels like it.
Now, look at the other side of the coin. For instance, the United States where women are equal to men in every way society measures it and in some cases more equal ("Yes" can mean "No" if she changes her mind). Compare how American men behave. We're pussy-whipped, fellas. Kim DuToit was right. Our women have done more than anyone to contribute to the "pussification" of the Western male. This politically correct shit started with them when they fell for Alan Alda's "sensitive man" bullshit back in the 1970's. They want to take our guns away. They want us to stop playing violent games like football and take up soccer.
And now we have this pussy-faced gigolo from Massachusetts running for President? A "warrior" who deserted his men after three scratches and four months at "war" and who then came back and told lies about them to Congress.
We have become pussys ourselves, guys while the enemy is getting meaner and meaner. Either we have to elevate the women in the Middle East to equal status with their men or we're going to have to enslave our women so we can get mean again.
If you choose the second option, try this experiment tonight on your wife or girlfriend .... after supper, get up from the table, drop your trousers and tell her, "ALL RIGHT, WOMAN! STRIP AND SPREAD 'EM!".
Let me know how your experiment goes, will ya?
Then again, we can always look for ways to provide Ahmed's wife with a rolling pin and the courage to use it. You know I'm telling the truth. Kelly's First Law Of Humanity says it is so.
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Permalink • I’m Calling In Sick Today
I woke up, posted your "Daily Dose", settled in with a pot of coffee to surf the web before heading off to work and then it happened ....I ran across this story and decided the world has gone completely unhinged. I am now going back to bed, pull the covers over my head and pray it all goes away by tomorrow.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 18, 2004
I Love A Little Vigilante Justice
I say we nominate the people that caught this piece of shit as honorary deputies and give them carte blanche to treat all future perverts the same way.Man, that tree branch up-the-ass thing HAD to hurt, though!
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Permalink • Tuesday - August 17, 2004
Why is this SOB still alive?
Surely the cops in Arizona could find creative ways for this piece of shit to "accidentally die" or "commit suicide."Come on, guys! Don't let us down.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 11, 2004
FREAKY!!! FREAKY!! FREAKY!!
Talk about becoming one with something.This story is TRULY disgusting.
A 600 pound woman who authorities believed had not moved off her couch for about 5 years had to be taken to the hospital, couch and all, because she'd become attached to it. Seems her body just had become one with the couch over the years.
Yeah, she died on the operating table even after being surgically removed from it.
NASTY!
Makes you wonder where her family was in all this. The place stank to high heaven so how did she get her food? Didn't anyone get a clue what was happening?
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Permalink • Web Site Of The Day
What do you get when you combine The National Lampoon and MoveOn.Org?I'm glad you asked .... it's called MoveOnPlease.Org.
The top headline of the day: Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfield
And then it gets really hilarious. Go see it now. Before the Democrats file a law suit ....
(-- thanks to The Annoying Little Twerp .. GO CUBS!)
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 04, 2004
Sometime in the near future
Skip ahead just a few years. Health care reform passes---and everyone is entitled to health care, free medication, lipo-suction, botox, sex changes, breast enhancements, penis enlargements, etc. All on the tax payer dime. So we end up being a nation of big dicked and/or big breasted people with no wrinkles flip-flopping between the male and female genders (just for the hell of it, of course, as WE'RE not paying for it. Government is! Plus, it's your constitutional right!)So one day you fall down and rip a big gash in your leg. A quick trip to the emergency room finds you waiting in line for 24 hours behind moms with kids who have a sniffle, women with jock itch, men with yeast infections, and the occasional "man/woman" with both. Hey, your injury is not life threatening. So you wait.
Meanwhile, you develop an infection. While near the front of the line and you are the next to be seen you find out the staff went on a 24 hour strike for more pay and fewer hours. There will be another delay so a nurse checks you out, says you'll be OK. You show her the infection. She pulls out a bottle of maggots, drops them in your wound and walks away.
NICE, EH?
Seriously, though, maggots are making a comeback.
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Permalink • Thursday - July 29, 2004
SICK! SICK! SICK!!
I hate PETA, I really do. But in this case, the guy responsible for this act should be handed over to the butchiest bull-dyke members of PETA for some "rehabilitation."Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Friday - July 23, 2004
Race…..and Global Warming
This one takes the cake. It's not bad enough that Whites are constantly accused of oppressing Blacks, disenfranchising them from the voting process, and responsible for their poverty and drug habits. But now we are responsible for the global warming that kills more Blacks than Whites?!?!?!?! WTF,O?Let's see....could it be that if it weren't for the white European we'd still be living in mud huts chasing gazelle with wooden spears? (and don't even think about starting any shit with me concerning this. It was the Europeans who, when they went to the far east, near east, mid east, Africa, South America, North America, Russia, etc who brought with them the technology responsible for what we have today. Virtually all those places were basically in the dark ages, their inhabitants living in grass huts, tepees, trees, eating nuts and berries until the mid 15th century when we went tromping around with armor, guns, and metallurgical know how. Everyone else was still using bows and arrows, spears, and slingshots.)
Turns out the same bitch, (Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson, a Dummycrap, of course) who petitioned the UN to monitor our 2004 elections is at the forefront of race baiting this issue.
Tell me how they got this number:
"African-American households emit 20 percent less carbon dioxide than white households."
HUH?!?! How the hell do you measure a household's CO2 emissions? What, they don't breath as much? Fewer cars? How the FUCK did they come up with that number and why is no one questioning their scientific conclusions or methodology of data collection?
They also said that:
blacks are more likely to die during extreme heat events.
How the hell can that be? After all, their descendants DID come from the heart of hottest Africa didn't they? And didn't Dusty Baker make some sort of comment about this a year or two ago? A comment to the effect that heat does not bother Black men because they are more used to it? Kinda explains why the percentage of Blacks in Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wyoming, Alaska, etc. is so low, eh?
Read this. Have a laugh. Then go shoot an enviro-weenie.
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Permalink • Thursday - July 22, 2004
Vilmar Talks Health Care
Imagine the following: you read this article and, God forbid, sometime in the future you are injured. Seriously injured. You get taken to the emergency room, a place full of screaming babies, drunks, bums, crack addicts, and assorted criminals needing attention before being taken to jail. In this life threatening situation you get cared for first, of course. So you're lying there on a gurney, remembering what you read today and you ask yourself: do you want a doctor operating on you who needs to have a quiet and distraction free setting in order to operate? Will you get those assurances as you lay there?Can we further assume you will not mind that a 1 hour surgical procedure may take this doctor 5 hours? Will the doctor have to start all over again if he's distracted? Will he use the right instruments? Operate on the proper limb or organ? Will you die on the table from shock at being open so long?
That's exactly what you may face if these 4 fucktards from California win a lawsuit filed on their behalf by equally fucktarded bottom feeding scum sucking lawyer assholes suing the organization that administers the medical school admission tests.
"Sue for what," you ask?
How about because,
"they were denied extra time to take the exam in violation of California's disability laws."
Now don't that beat all? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot (and this should really make your "feel good" meter peg out): one of these nitwits who is suing suffers from dyslexia and attention deficit disorder! Oh yeah! Way to make ME feel better about the next time I go to a doctor.
Just WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with these lawyers who even TOOK this lawsuit? Can they be identified and possibly summarily shot for being stupid and greedy? Have they no concept of what danger they are subjecting future patients? If they win will hospitals and clinics now have to accommodate and place doctors based on their ability to handle noise, outside interference, stress, etc.?
Maybe it is time to pass a law saying patients have the right to demand all data from their doctors relative to class standing or whether or not the doctor needed "assistance" like extended testing time and special classroom settings relative to ANY of his tests. We would also need the right to demand actual doctor's health records to include any and all claims to disability, granted or not plus an appraisal from three outside doctors attesting to his being free from any disorder such as dyslexia, ADD, etc.
Will we get to that point? Yep! As soon as these moonbats win their lawsuit and after the first hundred or so patients die.
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Permalink • Monday - July 19, 2004
A Bedtime Prayer
Dear Lord,I kneel here before you tonight and ask your forgiveness for any errors or trespasses I may have committed today. I will try to do better tomorrow. Before I go, I need to ask you a question: is there really a heaven and hell? I don't ask for myself. I just want to know if you have a really, really bad part of hell reserved for people like this woman? I know you don't like me to judge other people but sometimes it is very hard. Please forgive me for not understanding how people can do things like this.
And say hello to my mother and father, who I know are up there with you. Especially my mother. I'm thankful she was a better person than the woman mentioned above.
Amen.
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