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calendar   Thursday - April 28, 2005

When you can’t argue, might as well destroy

From Michelle Malkin (sigh), we learn:

Freeze the Media Day” is when people all around the country drop superglue and toothpicks into the money slots of slimy (sic) corperate media newspaper dispensers.

Of course, they don’t think of the “little guys” who keep up the newspaper boxes, deliver the papers, drive the trucks, or anyone else.  It’s all about destroying ”The Man”.

(BTW, if you should be so inclined, comments are open at the site linked above)



Update: Looks like Portland is in on the vandalism as well. 


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/28/2005 at 12:33 PM   
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calendar   Monday - April 25, 2005

New German WMD

I am glad that Hitler never developed these in WWII. I hope they don’t fall into the hands of Al Qaeda. Maybe they are becoming overheated from hot toad road sex?

BERLIN (AFP) - Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.

According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre (three feet).

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/25/2005 at 09:35 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 21, 2005

Well I love it too babe, Let me give it a kiss

“I heart my vagina” buttons and t-shirts are catching on with female high school students in Winona, MN. The male students are wearing buttons and t-shirts that say “I Support Your Vagina.” I was a teenage boy once, and support is not what I had in mind as far as vaginas were concerned. What would happen if someone wore a t-shirt to school that said, “I heartmy pecker”, I wonder?

The ACLU is sending in lawyers.


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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/21/2005 at 03:52 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 19, 2005

Dog Abuse

"American Pie” actress Natasha Lyonne is in trouble because she wants to copulate with her neighbor’s dog. The article also said she broke a mirror, probably by looking at it. My God look at that makeup! I wonder if Emperor Misha at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler knows about this. Disturbing news…

Update: Steel just contacted me about this post. He said that my use of the word “copulate” might be a bit over the top.

...that ‘copulate ...’ thing MIGHT be a bit over the top as far as legals go. She is already having troubles ... you don’t want to be the focus of more que no? I think I’d stick to the quote in the paper re that.

Steel

I will defer to his wisdom. This is the quote as I pulled it off of the web site.

Lyonne racked up charges for criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after she purportedly went postal on her New York neighbor, ripping a mirror off the woman’s wall and threatening to sexually molest her dog.

If she wasn’t planning to copulate with it, what was she planning to do to that poor little puppy? I want all the details. Weigh in on this…

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/19/2005 at 01:47 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 16, 2005

Britney Spears Attacked By Her Own Fetus!

This is a great argument for abstinence. It was disturbing enough that she was allowed to reproduce. Where is forced sterilization when you need it? And now this

Is anyone safe from Louisiana trailer trash? I don’t think so…

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/16/2005 at 07:56 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 13, 2005

Madness At School

If this were my daughter, I would be lying in wait, in the dark .... and everybody involved would be subject to a massive beating, at the very least. You all know my feelings about pedophiles and anybody who would harm a child. It makes my blood boil.

But this? This is pure animal activity ....

COLUMBUS, Ohio—A 16-year-old disabled girl was punched and forced to engage in videotaped sexual acts with several boys in a high school auditorium as dozens of students watched, according to witnesses.

Authorities are investigating and no charges have been filed in the alleged attack last month at Mifflin High School. Four boys suspected of involvement were sent home and have not returned to class.

Everything about this story screams at my sense of decency. If I were the girl’s father, there is no telling what I might do to all parties involved and that includes the school staff and the students who sat back, watched and did nothing to stop it. I can guarantee this .... whatever I did, it would involve a lot of pain and no one would ever know about it. I think the four boys would go nicely with some fava beans though (reference: Hannibal Lector).


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/13/2005 at 06:18 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 05, 2005

We Have Clinton To Thank For This

Kids are now going around saying oral sex is “safe” and that it is not considered “sex” at all.

WTF?!?!?! 

Is this going to be Clinton’s legacy?  Sitting around discussing what “is” is and engaging in banter about what defines “sex.”

All I can say is “BLOW ME!!”

If it is not sex then why do we call it “oral sex?”

Next thing you know someone will try and convince me that “gay” no longer means “happy” but a “homosexual.” Or that a “partner” is not someone you have business relations with but someone you engage in playing “hide the salami in the hershey highway” with or someone you practice your “carpet munching skills” with.

Oh, wait a minute.....................................................


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/05/2005 at 05:57 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - March 31, 2005

Terri Is Dead

Less than an hour ago, Terri Schiavo passed away. I have nothing more to say at this time.

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Terri Schindler Schiavo
(1963 - 2005)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/31/2005 at 10:19 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 29, 2005

The Final Obesity Solution

I saw the headline for this story and was intrigued enough to start reading. I wish I hadn’t ....

Curing Obesity through Sterility: California ‘s Controversial Program Under the Microscope

Beginning last November, the city of San Francisco began a program whereupon clinically obese men between the ages of 18 and 55 could undergo a procedure whereupon approximately 1/2 an inch is removed from each vas and the ends are sealed - commonly referred to as a vasectomy - completely free of charge. The overwhelming turnout led the State of California to follow suit, and now California is the first state in the Union to offer state-funded vasectomies to men who have been diagnosed as obese.

Why would a state adopt such a controversial program? The basis is simple: vasectomy is a popular method of birth control (in 1983, figures showed that approximately 10 million men had been sterilized in the U.S. since 1969). By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a gene line would effectively be eliminated.

Did you get that last part? Basically, they’re saying that the way to cure obesity is to not let the fat fucks reproduce. Being a somewhat overweight “fat fuck” myself, I am terrified. Isn’t this the same solution that Adolph Hitler came up with for mental defectives in the Third Reich? Sterilize them to “keep the race pure”? Jawohl, mein Feuhrer!

Apology: Unlike Dan Rather, I can admit when I’ve been hoodwinked. I was researching the subject of “obesity” and Google threw up this link in the list. Curious, I read it and it looked to be legitimate. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a combination of two factors: (1) two asshats with nothing better to do than fuck with people and (2) some slick work to present a seemingly professional medical site. What kind of person pays to buy a seemingly credible domain name and then builds a professional looking web site just to hoodwink people? The answer is: an arrogant pus-bag with too much free time and too few brains.

The internet can be a source of good information and it can be a playground for idiots. I try extremely hard to make sure what is presented here is factual but even the best of efforts are futile in the face of determined dipshits. It was not that I “wanted” to believe the story but that it was presented in such a professional manner with bibliographic references and all.

In my opinion, “Joe and Bill” are nothing more than bullshit artists with a deep desire to prove themselves superior. All they have really done is place themselves in the same league with Al Jazeera and others who distribute misinformation for reasons of their own agenda, which does not include journalistic integrity.

In summation, when I get my hands on these fuckers I’m going to wring their little nuts off. Count on it. Until the, I want to thank everyone who helped uncover these two fucktards.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/29/2005 at 10:01 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 27, 2005

Unbelievable Bad Taste

I promise I will not kill the son of a bitch who created this blog. No, I want to torture this mental midget for a very long time, peel his/her skin slowly, break every single bone slowly and with excruciating agony and then dip the whole useless piece of shit in acid.

You, however, may wish to get nasty. Only after I get through .. and that may take a while ....

(-- thanks to Steel for the tip)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/27/2005 at 08:32 PM   
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WOW!

I came across this story and just had to get more info.

I think you will find it fascinating.

A 27 year old French woman just finished rowing, yes! rowing, across the Pacific in 72 days.  I just did the math on that.  It’s like 60 miles a day, every day, non-stop.  Figuring 6 hours for rest, eating, etc., that is about 3.3 MPH EVERY hour!

Incredible!

And she’s not a bad looker, either.

Here’s the story.

Here’s her site.

Here are her journals in English (translation rough in parts but OK)

Oh, and did I mention she rowed across the Atlantic 2 years ago?!?!?!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/27/2005 at 07:01 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 22, 2005

French In The News

OMIGOD!!!  Could it be that the French just might be embarking on a proper course as it relates to their sovereignty? This should be HUGE news.

Look, I can’t stand the French.  They are a bunch of arrogant, egomaniacal creeps.  But it is THEIR country and any efforts they expend towards maintaining it as such (and throwing off the shackles of the EU) makes them OK in my book.  (What’s that expression?  The enemy of my enemy is my friend?)

Staying on the subject of France, whereas they may have it right relative to being a lapdog to the EU, internally they are a real mess.

Read this to get an idea of the internal hatred going on between the French and immigrant.  The ones getting the brunt of it are Jews and sheetheads.

Sheetheads I get.  But Jews?  What are the French now, re-incarnated Nazis?

OOOOOO!  OOOOO! One more!

OK, I promise.  For today, after this post, no more about France.  (unless I find something juicy in which case....................)

As if I needed another reason to hate the French, they add the gasoline to their own bonfire with this one:

Sixty-six residents are facing charges that include child sex abuse, incest and pimping their own children for not much more than the price of a carton of cigarettes.

Who were the victims?

The 45 alleged victims are children aged from six months to 12 years old. The accused are their mothers, fathers, grandfathers, aunts and uncles. Last week at Angers assizes court, it took three days for four clerks to read out the 430-page charge sheet against the 39 men and 27 women. The charges include abusing 26 girls and 19 boys during at least 100 orgies, some of which included sado-masochistic sex games.

The reaction of those accused?

Screaming, shouts and fainting in the courtroom marked the start of the trial, as several defendants learnt for the first time which of their co-defendants had betrayed them to the police. ‘Bastard. I’ll get you in the [prison] exercise yard,’ screamed one man to another as he heard details from the charge sheet read out in open court. He was brought under control by police officers ringing the defendants in the courtroom, specially built for the occasion at a cost of 1 million euros (about £700,000).

One woman defendant urinated in her seat when allegations against her were read out. Another woman went into shock. A third woman, a witness who is pregnant was taken away and excused.

Basically a whole town was involved in this. 

Where’s a small tactical nuke when you need one?  One is here but it’s only for the Hamptons. We need one for these fwenchy-fwench dirtbags.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/22/2005 at 06:22 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 20, 2005

Heritage Makes The Man?!?!?!?!

Most of you know I am of Portuguese and Brazilian descent.

Both those nationalities were in the news this weekend.

Neither brought good news.

I’ll start with the REALLY bad one first.

An asshole illegal alien sneaks into Texas 10 years ago.  He opens up a business (how the hell do they do this, anyway, without the SSA and IRS catching on?) and becomes successful.

He then tries to get green cards for him, his wife and son, now 10 years old (see that?  He gets here and the wife pops one out!) and offers someone $30,000 for them.  That “someone” was a fed. He’s been arrested. He’s Brazilian.  He’s also a piece of shit that should be deported but I doubt that will ever happen because of the kid.  DAMN! That pisses me off!

OK, I got that off my chest.  Here’s the next one and it is scary.  If you’ve ever wondered why I am the way I am, take a gander below---it’s the heritage and the genes, baby!)

Here are some images taken at a fashion show in Lisbon.  They are the product of the mad machinations by a Portuguese designer.

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This one takes the cake!!

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And who can forget THIS fashion statement from Brazil?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/20/2005 at 07:38 AM   
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Some People Should Just Be Shot

Why we endure sickos like this in our society is beyond me.

Imagine, if you will, ladies.  You are single.  You meet this guy.  Eventually you have some sack time.  And then you find out THIS about him.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/20/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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