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We Live In The Theater Of The Absurd

What was it Shakespeare said about life and theater?

“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women, merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts…”

Or how about this?

Life’s but a walking shadow,
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Well, here’s a post full of idiots, players, fools and ultimately, nothing of merit.

bat Guess who’s being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Bono!

Give me a fucking major league break!  Bono?!?!?!  Of U2??!?!

That pissant who can do nothing on his own unless he’s attached to some group or other important person?

And you wonder why I look upon the Nobel Committee with such disdain?

bat Only in San Francisco, I guess.

A guy is driving his car (only it’s identified as an SUV because that’s what the left likes to do now.  SUV are MEAN, GAS GUZZLING, ENVIRONMENT WRECKERS.  If it’s a pick-up or a station wagon or a hatchback they’re just called cars) and decides to throw his cigarette out the window.  It blows back in and “immediately" ignites burning the vehicle to the frame.

I’ve got a problem with this.  For one, a cigarette just CAN NOT do this unless there were highly flammable objects in the back seat to allow this seemingly spontaneous combustion.

What was in the back seat?  Is this guy making up a story to cover something else up?  Could there have been other cigarettes smoldering back there?

And why is he being charged for littering?  The cigarette never hit the street.  Unless now in California you can get arrested for “intent to litter?” If I were this guy I’d get a lawyer on the littering charge to find out if anyone else whose car burned up also got charged with littering.

Where is the investigative reporting for this?  Why weren’t these questions asked?  Fucking moonbats!

And the MSM wonders why we despise it.

I can just imagine how the leftist moonbats in the press in San Francisco would have titled this story. 

Go on, give us some ideas.  Show us your creativity in journalistic skills.

bat I Want My Property Rights

That’s what this guy must be thinking.  He is now in jail after unsuccessfully attempting to force out bad tenants.

Give him credit for creativity.

bat Show Us Your Tits!!!

At least that’s what these women are alleging their employers made them do-----to gorillas.

Yes, it’s in San Francisco again.  What the fuck is wrong with that city?  It’s worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Go ahead and read this.

bat Homo Penguins In The News

First I posted this about queer penguins in Antarctica.

Then Allan posted this. (see the 9th link)

As a follow-up, I have this story about how homosexual groups around the world (no pun intended) are upset that the German Zoo mentioned in Allan’s post is trying to make the queer penguins “straight.” They have been:

“protesting at the zoo’s attempts to “cure” the penguins of their homosexuality. The zoo has been bombarded with threatening letters and phone calls saying that gay penguins have a “right to a free choice of partner”.

I could never have dreamed up the association between this woman’s name and her comments.  Life imitates art, I guess. Pronounce her name phonetically, with a “ooooo” sound.

“What we don’t know is whether our three male couples are, in fact, homosexual or whether they’ve only got together because of a dearth of females,” Mrs Kuuck said.

bat Wonder no more why I do not watch television.

From Germany we have researchers saying that TV causes 20,000 German deaths a year.

Hell, send them more Baywatch, Sex in the City, 24, Sopranos, Square Bob Sponge Pants (hehe) etc. and with any luck they’ll all be dead soon.  Then we can give the whole country to the homosexual penguins.

bat The scene:

Man:  “Honey, let’s go out to eat tonight.”

Woman: (unless you are in San Francisco and then it’s be another man) “OK, just let me change clothes.”

Man:  “No need.  Go as you are.”

Woman:  “Silly, I’ve already started changing and I’m naked.”

Man:  “That’s my point.”

bat Let this be a lesson to smart-asses at airports.

Mouth off at the ticket agent and your luggage gets blown to smithereens.

bat When you are overrun with Muslim wackoes it’s one thing.  But when you also have people like this, then maybe it is time for this country to be hit by a tsunami so it can be “cleansed.”


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