Wednesday - November 10, 2004

The Death Watch, Part LXVIII

_{Kevin Siers, North Carolina, The Charlotte Observer}

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/10/2004 at 05:56 AM   
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I feel much better about my Sears account after reading this. Sears and the Cubs: two good reasons not to nuke Chicago. Oh, almost forgot .... and BMEWS member Barb is the third good reason. 

Sears Supports Deployed Troops, Families

By Donna Miles
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Nov. 9, 2004—Sears, Roebuck and Co. is proving to be a friend of military families—from making up lost pay for its employees called to active duty in the National Guard and reserve, to donating $2 million to the National Military Family Association for military family programs.

The Chicago-based retailer announced in September that it is extending its military pay differential and benefits coverage to five years. This is the second extension this year. In January, Sears extended its military pay differential to three years, from 30 months.

The announcement, which affects about 200 full-time Sears employees, also means they can continue participating in the company’s life insurance, medical and dental programs, if they choose.

By law, companies are required to provide deployed employees access to 18 months of continued medical coverage at the employees’ expense. But Sears’ policy, which provides these benefits up to five years, goes far beyond the law’s requirements.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/10/2004 at 05:16 AM   
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   Tuesday - November 09, 2004

Who, Me Gloat?

You say you want to gloat a little and rub it in on the weasels, Liberals and other assorted riff-raff who voted for Kerry and are now LOSERS?

Well, how would you like a t-shirt, cap, mug, etc. with messages like these on them?

Then order yours here today. Supplies are limited. Hurry!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 06:20 PM   
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In Their Own Words

From the current issue of The Weekly Standard ....

“We’ve been waiting since 1918 for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series,” Kerry acknowledged. But “if I had a choice between the White House and the World Series this year, I’m going to take the White House. How’s that?”

-- Senator John F. Kerry, at a campaign stop in Taylor, Michigan on August 1, 2004

“What do you think of a voting system like the American one that gives a physician, an intellectual, an astronaut, an intelligent person and the head of the family, a vote that has the same weight as the vote of an ignorant, a fool, an idiot, an imbecile, a hippy, a bum, an unemployed man, who has no diploma, culture, or brains. What is this?!”

-- Saudi Cleric Saleh Al-Munajid, on the upcoming American election while being interviewed October 25 on Al-Majd, a Saudi satellite television network

“Al Gore’s situation is he’s basically got his back to the wall, his shirt-tail on fire, and a bill collector’s at the door.”
-- CBS News anchor Dan Rather, Election Night 2000

“Kerry can still win it but at this point he’s got his back to the wall, his shirt-tail on fire, and a bill collector’s at the door.”
-- CBS News anchor Dan Rather, Election Night 2004

From the above I can conclude:

1- John Kerry made a deal with the devil .... and lost.
2- The Saudis (who cannot vote) don’t understand Democracy at all. Neither do we.
3- Dan Rather needs new cliches. Please send him your spares ASAP.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 02:10 PM   
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Brainless Britney

She makes millions of dollars a year from records and millions of kids adore her and try to emulate her. What kind of role model is she?

Read it here.

Britney needs to record for her next single a song from “The Wizard Of Oz” entitled ”If I Only had A Brain”. Give me a fucking break.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 01:54 PM   
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Reuters SUCKS!

I just got home for lunch and turned on the TV to Fox News to catch up while I munched a sandwich. I tuned in just as a press conference between Gen. Tommy Metz, on-scene commander in Iraq and the Pentagon press corps was just starting. The question and answer session was by satellite hookup. The first reporter was a fat fuck asshole from Reuters who wore reading glasses and appeared to be looking down his nose at everyone. I could almost predict what was coming.

This jerk asked Gen. Metz for body counts, politely at first. Gen. Metz replied in a gentlemanly, professional manner that US forces have not engaged in body counts in Iraq to date and would not start. The Reuters jerk refused to yield the floor to other reporters and insisted on pressing Gen. Metz for a body count, even if just an estimate. Gen. Metz stood his ground and refused to get into the numbers game with this cretin. The Reuters cockroach still refused to yield the floor and again pressed for a body count, getting downright peevish and accusatory in his questioning tone. Gen. Metz tried to re-state the Pentagon’s position on body counts (still in a professional manner).

Fortunately, someone in the Pentagon press room managed to get control of this fucktard jerk from Reuters at this point and forced him to sit the fuck down and let other reporters question the General. The other reporters continued with fairly decent questions after that.

This is an outrage, people. I am sick and damned tired of these asswipes in the media acting as if they are on a mission from God with no sense of professionalism or courtesy. The media was intended by the framers of our Constitution to be the watch dogs .... not the attack dogs.

For the record, I stopped reading Reuters dispatches shortly after the invasion of Iraq when they started providing so much coverage for the “brave human shields going to protect the peaceful friends of Saddam from the illegal US invaders”.

Horse-shit!

For the record, if this Reuters creep had tried to pull some stunt like this on General Patton in World War II, Patton would have probably just pulled his ivory handled revolver out and shot the bastard right there on the spot ... and then asked the other reporters “Any more stoopid questions?”

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 01:29 PM   
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Headline Of The Day

“I had one friend tell me he’s never been so depressed and angry in his life,” Schooler said. “I observed patients threatening to leave the country or staring listlessly into space. They were emotionally paralyzed, shocked and devastated,” he told the daily.

Read the rest here!

I have only one thing to say to our little, narrow-minded, arrogant, ignorant, pissant, Liberal, Demoncrat Kerry supporters in Florida ......

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 12:53 PM   
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Weekend Update With Chevy Chase

“This breaking news just in .... asshole paleswinian terrorist Yassir Arafat is still dead!” No, really! Finally! At Last! Read The News Here!

Hurry up and write your “OH-BITCH-UARY” for Arafuck! Contest rules are here. $50 Grand Prize!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 12:47 PM   
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News Bytes

Arafuck is sliding deeper and deeper into the abyss. Memo to Arafat: Say hello to Jehovah.

US troops pushed into the heart of beautiful downtown Fallujah this morning. Wal-Mart builders following close behind.

Liberals, licking their wounds after the election can’t figure out this whole “moral values thing. In their confusion they still think that the idea of free drugs, gay marriage, unlimited welfare, and no military to protect the country are still good “values”. Wrong!

The jury in the Laci Peterson case appears to be hung. As if I really care. Just hang Scott Peterson and be done with it.

And finally, Jim Belushi is suing Catwoman, claiming harassment. Looks like Hollyweird is getting back to normal .... or at least as normal as it can ever get out there. Cut! That’s a wrap!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/09/2004 at 07:27 AM   
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   Monday - November 08, 2004

Duck And Cover

Stoopid Terrorists!

Rule Number 1 of Warfare: Never bring a rifle to a tank battle. This Marine took small-arms fire from “insurgents” (a.k.a. Raghead Bastards) while entering Fallujah and simply found a hole while the Bradley shot the fuck out of the bastards on the other side. Who says Marines are dumb?

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 10:40 PM   
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Payback Is A Bitch

All Your Bridge Are Belong To Us!

Marines have just secured this bridge over the Euphrates River in Falluja. The bridge is the same one where the bodies of four burned and mutilated private security contractors were hanged on March 31. I could almost swear the troop behind the passenger side door of the HumVee is taking a whizz on Iraq. Can’t say I blame him if he is. Piss on ‘em all.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 10:35 PM   
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Tough Job Of The Day

These Japanese workers have got their work cut out for them. I wonder if they might consider outsourcing some of this work to us guys here in the US? I realize it’s tough work but somebody’s got to do it. Mheh-heh-he-he-he ......

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 09:35 PM   
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Lest We Forget

The Media Research Center has just published their “Top Ten Media Distortions of Campaign 2004”. Not surprisingly, Dan Rather is at the top of the list .... and at the middle .... and at the bottom. Here is the “short version”. Go read the full story though. MRC has done an excellent job of exposing media bias.

Ten Worst
1. Dan Rather’s Forgery Fiasco
2. Ignoring, then Attacking, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth
3. Pounding the Bush National Guard Story
4. Spinning a Good Economy into Bad News
5. The Networks’ Outrageous Convention Double-Standard
6. Swooning Over Edwards’ Image, Ignoring His Liberalism
7. CBS’s Byron Pitts Promotional Kerry Coverage
8. CBS Promotes Fears of a New Military Draft
9. Misrepresenting the 9/11 Commission on Iraq/al-Qaeda Links
10. Equating New Terrorism Warning to LBJ’s “Gulf of Tonkin”

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 09:29 PM   
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Shot Of The Day

Go ahead .... caption this! Click on the image for a high-res (1600x1200) version. Kowabunga!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 09:22 PM   
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