Sunday - November 07, 2004

Dead or Alive?  Dead or Alive?  Dead or Alive?  Dead or Alive?

Geez Louise!!!  When will Arafuck die? 

First it’s some sort of leukemia thing.

Then it’s not.

Then his health seriously deteriorates.

Then we hear he’s faking it.

Then suspicions are raised about him having AIDS

Then the Sheetheads go around saying we poisoned him.

Then he’s on life-support.

Then he’s not.

Then he’s in a coma

Then he’s brain dead

Then he’s not.

Then he’s clinically dead.

Then he’s unconscious.

Then he’s between life and death.

Now it is some sort of liver failure.

Just fucking die you piece of shit!!!

DAMN IT!!  Someone kill the son of a bitch and get it over with.  My computer’s gonna quit working soon if the media does not stop orgasming over this turd-filled, worthless fuck, verminous terrorist bastard.  They idolize him.  They worship him.  They’d give him a blow job if they could.

But the guy is despicable.  Hell, the best part of him ran down his momma’s leg when his father pulled out.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 02:27 PM   
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All Democrats Should Support This!

Hey, considering how Democrats think it is every woman’s right to have late term abortions, I feel it won’t be long before they get behind this idea.  As for us, what better way to show bi-partisan support with the Donks?  Surely we could all agree!!

U.S. Senator Arlen Specter, R/D-PA, today said that to resolve the condition of Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat, who is “hovering between life and death,” he favors a procedure which critics call “partial-burial abortion”

“Of course, it’s Mrs. Arafat’s right to choose,” said the future chairman of the senate judiciary committee, “But to end her inconvenience, I would recommend what physicians call an INX, which stands for interment and expiration.”

If Mrs. Arafat chooses this option, her husband’s body will be lowered feet-first into the grave. When only the head remains above ground, a surgeon will use a pair of scissors at the base of his skull to remove his brain.

“The beautiful thing about his procedure,” said Mr. Specter, “is that since Chairman Arafat wasn’t really alive, it won’t make him a Muslim martyr. Plus, it easily fulfills the requirement of Islam for burial within 24 hours of death.”

Thanks to Scrappleface!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 02:01 PM   
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The Gathering Storm

Fallujah: The insurgents have come from all around the country to make their final stand here. The bombings by air are proceeding. The city is surrounded by 10,000 US Marines. They are nervous, anxious, angry and .... praying. The hammer is about to fall. We are praying for all of our soldiers and marines. Godspeed!

^{All pictures courtesy of AP}

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/07/2004 at 12:18 PM   
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Truth in Advertising

Not owning a television I am not as bombarded by advertising as those who watch it every night.

But I DO watch it occasionally especially when I am on the road and do not have my normal sources of entertainment available (blog, internet, books, DVDs, gardening, etc.)

You know which ones really irritate the crap out of me?  Those commercials about feminine deodorant sprays or feminine pads or tampons, etc.  All claiming to provide “feminine protection.”

I wish they’d engage in some “truth in advertising” by advocating something like the picture below.  Hell, I’ve yet to see a woman defend herself with a mini-pad.  Now, a mini-gun (or a pistol) .............................

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 08:54 AM   
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A Spaniard Who’s Got It Right

Remember Jose Maria Aznar?  Come on.  Engage the brain.

OK, so it’s early Sunday and you still haven’t quite mainlined enough caffeine yet so I’ll tell you.

He was Spain’s Prime Minister before that general population got weak in the knees after being attacked by terrorists and voted him out.  Cowardly fucks, those Spanish.

Anyway, Mr. Aznar writes a great piece about how President Bush’s re-election:

“ushers in a period of hope for the international community.”

At least one foreigner has got it right.

His most powerful paragraph?

George W. Bush has not only had to face the enemies of democracy but also stand up to a front of rejection made up of various different groups, a veritable negative coalition whose only unifying principle was to ensure that he was defeated. Some observers believed that the majority would now pronounce itself to be against the decision to go to Afghanistan and Iraq in order to prevent the terrorist threat from rising. The temptation of comfort and convenience is a powerful one. Our democracies are not especially well prepared for the idea that they are under threat. They are not well prepared to combat an enemy that is as diffuse as it is daring and lethal.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 08:45 AM   
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Somehow Fitting

When you click on this link check out the title that pops up on the explorer/mozilla bar:  New York City:  News. Entertainment and Sports.

I’d file this under “entertainment.” Agree?

On the positive side, this will be one less democrat to vote in 2006 and 2008.

(damn, I am a sick bastard!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 08:41 AM   
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Do It Now!

Every so often, I come across a web site that makes it all worthwhile. Here is one for you to visit NOW. Click on the image below and do something that will make you feel great .... no to mention make somebody else feel great. Somebody who is putting their life on the line to keep you safe.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/07/2004 at 06:50 AM   
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The Winners and Losers

NewsMax breaks it down but the pictures make more sense if I just cut and paste.

Of course, the big winners of the election are President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.

And the big losers are Sens. John Kerry and John Edwards.

Now it’s time to look at the rest of the dazzlers and duds:

The Other Big Losers

1. Terry McAuliffe – Most of the pundits and nattering nabobs have been bizarrely leery of discussing the biggest loser of the 2004 election, but the Clintonista chairman of the Democratic National Committee “earns” this booby prize for having presided over a string of elections that have destroyed his party.

2. Dan Rather – The CBS anchorman’s multiple blatant attempts to damage President Bush with outrageously biased propaganda and faked “documents” is one of the most shameful things that took place in 2004.

3. George Soros – All the king’s billions and all the king’s goons couldn’t make the American people accept John Kerry.

4. Michael Moore – His constant, hateful attacks on the president backfired and motivated Middle America to crowd the voting booths in record numbers.

5. Tom Daschle – The Senate obstructionist tried to fool the people of South Dakota by running campaign ads showing him hugging President Bush. It didn’t work.

6. Teddy Kennedy – As NewsMax reported, he was the power behind John Kerry. Kerry’s run was Kennedy’s last hurrah.

7. Kitty Kelley – Her trashy book smearing the Bush family was a dud.

8. Bruce Springsteen – A whole generation loves The Boss’ music, but they hate his politics. Bruce should stick to his guitar and read Frederick Hayek before his next foray into politics.

The Other Big Winners

1. Zell Miller – Member, Pantheon of American Heroes. This brave senator was one of the few Democrats to realize the urgency of the war on terrorism and the failures of his party.

2. Rudy Giuliani – Even though he differs from President Bush on some issues, “America’s mayor” earned his nickname by campaigning hard and well for the GOP ticket in the heartland.

3. Hillary Clinton – John Kerry’s failure makes her the Democrats’ front-runner for 2008. Her semi-moderate voting record in the Senate shows she has her eye on the White House.

4. Ed Koch – An ever-popular Democrat, Hizzoner never pretended to agree with President Bush on social or economic issues, but he recognized – and courageously declared – America’s security trumps politics.

5. Karl Rove – President Bush’s “Brain.” Enough said.

6. Jeb Bush – Considering what happened in 2000, the president’s substantial win in Florida in 2004 is a credit to the First Brother.

7. Joe Lieberman – The senator from Connecticut lost the Democrats’ primaries. But President Bush said Lieberman was the only Democrat who could have beaten him. Lieberman will become a more powerful voice in his party.

8. Dick Morris – When all the pundits said the race was just too close to call, guru Morris consistently said Bush would win. On election night, Morris was the first commentator to call the race for Bush – which he did on NewsMax.com.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 06:44 AM   
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Sunday Humor

From Leno we have these great one-liners.

--- The GOP did so well, the only Republican without a mandate….Dick Cheney’s daughter.

--- Did you see how happy President Bush was yesterday when he found out he won? Man he couldn’t decide whether he should give a victory speech or announce the invasion of Iran.

--- I’ll tell you, a lot of Democrats were really upset yesterday. I haven’t seen Michael Moore this angry since he tried to buy a single seat on Southwest Airlines!

--- It’s gotta be tough for John Kerry. You know what must be tough about losing a presidential election? That last day of secret service protection. I mean, do you even get them for the whole day? You know like mid-afternoon you come walking out of the 7-11, “fellas? Bob? Larry?”

--- John Kerry said yesterday, “In an American election, there is no loser.” Uh, earth to John!

--- Here’s an odd fact – today was the birthday of the cash register. So that’s two day in a row the Republicans are celebrating.

--- Actually President Bush received a very gracious concession call from John Kerry. And a very gracious collect call from Ralph Nader.

--- Did you see Ralph Nader’s concession speech? He actually gave it at a concession stand.

--- Today of course was Thursday November 4th. This was the day all the people in favor of legalizing marijuana show up at the polls. “Hey what happened?”

--- Kentucky voters voted to ban gay marriage. Unless the two are siblings.

--- Here’s something interesting – authorities in Florida have intercepted a shipment of liquid heroine. Liquid heroine from Columbia was being smuggled inside fruit juice boxes. Who is this for? The addict on the go? “You know with today’s hectic lifestyle, who has time to find a vein? Who has time to sit there with a spoon and lighter. Oh my God! I’ve got work to do.”

--- President Bush announced today that he was going to give another round of tax cuts. Not to the whole country. Just to Ohio.

--- This is kind of sad, John Kerry went windsurfing today and nobody cared.

--- I thought this was nice, today at NBC, Martin Sheen let John Kerry come over and sit behind the desk of the oval office on the set of “The West Wing”.

--- There is concern by Mideast political experts that if Yassir Arafat dies it could cause civil unrest in the Middle East. And you would hate to see that.

--- Down in Arkansas, workmen are putting the finishing touches on the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. Presidential Library? It’s really just a Hooters with a magazine rack.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/07/2004 at 06:43 AM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week

Every asshole who tried their damndest to improperly influence the election last Tuesday with covert acts: Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Walter Cronkite, Barbra Striesand, Osama bin Laden, Jacques Chirac, George Soros, Hollywood, MoveOn.org, A.C.T., all the Democratic 527 groups, the vandals who destroyed Bush/Cheney offices and signs, Michael Moore, Bruce Springsteen, George Clooney, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Dixie Chicks, The Guardian, The New York Times, The LA Times, etc., etc. - you all know who you are and we all know you now as LOSERS. So take this award and crawl back to the rocks you hide under and stay there.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/07/2004 at 06:20 AM   
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Weekend Pinups

Edward Runci Edward Runci is an outstanding but unfortunately little-known or talked-about master of pin-ups in oil. His luxuriant brush strokes reveal a talent and skill comparable to Elvgren, though Runci apparently is not a graduate of the Sundblom shop. Runci was a portrait artist in Hollywood when he was approached by a calendar company for pin-ups. Martignette notes that Runci girls frequently get caught in compromising situations climbing a fence to flee a bull, dress blowing up on a Ferris Wheel ride. Runci’s early 1950s girls are rosy-checked, voluptuous, often blonde Marilyn Monroe-types whose wholesome sensuality radiates off the canvas. He also dabbled in the glamour-gown sub-genre, creating startlingly life-like effects in the silky folds of garments. Martignette speculates that Runci’s artist wife may have likewise done similar, but slightly looser pin-ups also under the singular “Runci” by-line.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/07/2004 at 05:58 AM   
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   Saturday - November 06, 2004

Election 2004 Summary

The best summary of the 2004 election comes from my favorite girlfriend, Ann Coulter ....

One Last Flip-Flop
November 3, 2004

I guess John Kerry went into the primary without a plan to win the election.

The Democrats threw everything they had at this election. They ran a phony Vietnam War hero and a phony Southerner. They had middle-aged women executives at MTV hawking “Rock the Vote” to entice the most uninformed young people to vote for Kerry. They had Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews and New York Times darling Eminem. They had documentaries, books, the universities, Hollywood (and the French!) on their side.

They had liberal thugs ransacking Bush-Cheney headquarters, stealing Bush-Cheney signs and slashing the tires of Bush-Cheney get-out-the-vote vans on Election Day. In Colorado, they traded voter registrations for crack cocaine. In Ohio, they registered Mary Poppins and Dick Tracy. In South Carolina, Emily’s List called Republican households and gave them incorrect information about the location of polling places.

The media campaigned heavily for Kerry with endless Abu Ghraib coverage, phony National Guard documents and, days before the election, false news reports that hundreds of tons of munitions had been looted in Iraq.

The Democrats’ cheating never stopped. The big story of this election is the fraudulent exit polls on Election Day. Strange as it seems to me, it is well acknowledged that people are more likely to come out and vote for a winner. Early exit polls showing Kerry the clear winner could be expected to depress the vote for Bush.

Stunningly inaccurate exit polls released around noon on Election Day convinced news anchors, talking heads and even the campaigns that Kerry would win walking away. But at 9 p.m., when the first actual results began to come in, the election flipped to Bush. It was the first Kerry flip-flop that actually served the national interest.

Now go read the rest. Girlfriend is right on the money (as usual).

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/06/2004 at 06:09 PM   
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Louisiana Bust Out

Go ahead and read this hilarious story about election-day fun.

Then, if anyone in Louisiana knows this woman please tell her I want to marry her. 

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/06/2004 at 02:44 PM   
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Arafuck Death Watch, Day Three

He was dying, in a coma, brain-dead, not in a coma, not brain-dead, now is in another coma, still brain-dead .... now Arafuck wants to be buried in Jerusalem.

I have a better suggestion for the burial of this piece of shit .... right here ....

Of course, the pigs will be highly offended. I don’t blame them.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/06/2004 at 02:27 PM   
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