Monday - November 08, 2004

They’re Baaaacck!

You know, I was just starting to enjoy the quiet from the Left. Things have been so peaceful after the Liberals were soundly told to just Shut The Fuck Up (STFU) last week. It turns out now that the assholes were merely in the “shock and awwwwww” stage. They have been crying in their Pinot Noir for a week now and have finally started to stumble out of their nighttime coffins and are roaming the countryside again .... children of the night. They want to suck your brain dry. Their evil knows no end so we at BMEWS are having to gird our loins for another long fight with these insidious bastards from la-la-land.

Howard Dean was the first to re-appear. Now, the “Scream Machine” is determined to replace Terry McAuliffe as Democratic Party Chairman. Who’da thunk it? The mad, spitting, screamin’ demon from Vermont wants to take over direction of the Donks? Ya know, I kinda like that idea. And while he is at it, hire Michael Moore as chief public relations director. DAMN! When will these pathetic Donks realize that the more crazy people they trot out for our inspection the less we pay attention? They have all gone mad, I tell you. Totally “barking at the moon” mad!

Speaking of “mad”, the big-nosed “Liberabitch” (no, not Hillary - she’s in a league all by herself, the “demon spawn from hell” group). No, I’m talking about Babs Streisand, the Hollyweird bimbo who has become obsessed with politics, the Demoncratic kind. She has just posted the most vitriolic, idiotic rant I’ve ever read. This shit-fer-brains broad needs her head examined, preferably with a scalpel. Key quote ....

BUSH IGNORED THE ADVICE OF THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION REGARDING THE URGENT THREAT OF AL QAEDA.

Excuse me, fog-brain but why didn’t Clinton do something about these fucktard terrorists? He had eight years of reports and several opportunities to take Osama. Oh, wait. I forgot. The best opportunity was lost because Clinton refused to interrupt his golf game to issue the orders to take out Osama when the intelligence people had Osama’s location pinned down. Jeez-leweez! Babs, you need to stop living in your own little world inside your brain and get a fucking clue. I, for one, do not intend to listen to four more years of your whining bullshit.

And if that is not bad enough, we also have this to contend with. WARNING: View at your own discretion. Your eyes may be permanently affected.

So Vilmar has trotted off to Las Vegas to gamble away all of our hard-earned money and left me here to man the fort just when the bastards are rising from the grave. I can promise you this: I will not tire, I will not falter, I will not fail .... to do my best to protect you good folks from these children of the darkness. If you see any barking moonbat activity in your area, let me know. We must keep on our toes here. The battle was won last week but the enemy has arisen from the dead. Stay prepared, stay awake, and most importantly .... stay armed.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 08:36 PM   
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An Open Invitation - Our Newest Contest!!

YAY! Another BMEWS Contest!!

We are issuing an open invitation to all our readers to submit the following:

Submit your entries to me (allan@barking-moonbat.com) via e-mail. Use flowery words, fancy sound-bites, profanity, clipart, images, pictures, photoshopped pictures .... whatever tickles your fancy. We’re not looking for bullshit, flowery speeches here. We want to know how you really feel and what you would say if given the chance to stand at the graveside in front of millions of TV viewers and talk about Arafuck. Tell it like it was, so to speak.

The deadline for submitting your entry will be Friday, November 12 at midnight. I will choose the ten best entries and post them here on November 13th for you all to vote on. The winner will receive:

Hurry up and get your entry in now! Arafuck could die any day and we need to be ready. You just know Jacques Chirac and Kofi Annen will be giving disgusting bullshit-laden speeches about what a “great patriot” and “gentle humanitarian” this sumbitch was (YECHH!). We need to be ready to counter their asinine crap before they inundate us with their lies and distortions to smooth over the image of this murderous goon.

Update: OK, we changed the dates to let everyone have a chance to say nasty things about Arafuck. You now have until Friday midnight. Have at it, gang!

Update II: If you folks don’t hurry up and enter this contest, I’m going to cancel it and give the prize to the only entrant so far!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 05:00 PM   
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Can It Be?

Remember the hot chick who flashed the polling station in Louisiana? If not click here.

Now, get ready .... she just got in contact with me via e-mail. No, I can’t tell you the details .... I’m a gentleman. Alright, quit snickering out there.

What will happen to the BMEWS Secretary Of War? Will he succumb to the allure of this fabulously beautiful woman? Will he convince this woman he is actually not as bad as he sounds? Will Louisiana woman and Alabama man meet up? Will the BMEWS Secretary Of War remember where that ad for viagra was in his e-mails? Stay tuned ....

Whooo-hoooooooooo ..... 

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 02:04 PM   
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Operation Phantom Fury

Get the complete story straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak. We’re monitoring CENTCOM as the operation progresses. GO guys! Give ‘em hell! Click on the pictures below for large hi-res versions of these wonderful pictures of the baddest troops in the world getting some payback on terrorists.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/08/2004 at 01:24 PM   
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T.T.F.N.

I will be gone for a few days (off to Vegas, Grand Canyon, etc.) and have left the Empire in the very capable hands of the Secretary of War, now temporarily promoted to Benevolent Dictator for the next 7 days.

He is free to make appointments to his cabinet as he sees fit.  He’s also assured me he will not engage in palace coups (but I am not confident of that assurance and suspect freedom fighters are already in place awaiting my departure.)

So, behave.  All of you.  I have spies everywhere!!!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 07:26 AM   
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So……….Where To Now?

Our long term readers have seen the direction this blog headed basically from day one---to defeat The Poodle.  We did it with articles and commentary detailing his unfitness to serve and we also pointed out the complicit and overt “bed-down” the media did with him and the DNC.

Well, it’s now over and Fuckface is probably licking his balls in some corner of his private jet or yacht.  Hey, kicks in the balls hurt and he got a good one November 2nd.

“So, now what?” you may be wondering.

Well, for my part I am dedicating my efforts to exposing The Hildabeast (new nicknames for her are always welcome!) for what she is: an opportunisitic political pig leading Billy-boy by HIS balls as he carries her water and dreams of further trysts in White House closets.

I am also going to try and concentrate on Illegal aliens and our immigration policy.  Another hot-button for me is homosexual marriage.  That’s a no-go and Congress should make sure it passes. (if you disagree, let me know.)

Those are the three biggees.

I may delve into investment info.  NOT ADVICE!!!!!!  Just one of those, “hmmmm, what are the tea leaves saying and what are investors doing?” Still not sure if I want to do that.  Any “experts” out there who care to chime in?

I do not think we need to worry about anyone now taking our guns away so that will not factor too largely.

Can you think of something you’d like to see get more coverage? 

Let us know.

We also welcome your emails with “tips” for stories.  Sometimes you get to them before we do.  if so, we credit you.  If we don’t it’s because it was already in our “stack of stuff.” Please include links, though, for anything you send.

If you have “guest posts” we welcome them, too!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 07:19 AM   
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SICK!!  SICK!!  SICK!!

Who says men are the perverts?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 07:16 AM   
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A Small Economics Lesson

Remember how during the campaigns the Dems would accuse President Bush’s administration of being in cahoots with the oil industry? 

The Dummycrap premise was that Bush and his cronies were making money hand over fist.  Yet thay could never explain the cognitive dissonance such an argument presents wherein high prices of oil seriously impact consumers which impact their choices of candidates.  Which SHOULD have lost Bush the election (if we take that argument to its logical conclusion.)

Just in case you encounter some of these moonbats out there, ask them to explain to you WHY oil prices are going DOWN after the election.

If they answer:  “supply and demand plus the reduced risk of uncertainty” give them a political party change form.  They actually get it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 07:02 AM   
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On the Subject Of Judicial Nominations

Senator Allen pegged it perfectly:

“I think that they saw what happened to their leader; Tom Daschle was defeated. Elections have consequences ... lessons and messages are sent. So I think if the Democrats continue with that line of petty partisan obstructionism and filibustering ... they do so at their own peril.”

Yes, Democrats, you better play nice or you might NEVER see control of anything again.

Speaking of Judicial nominations, go here and give yourself a voice in an attempt to thwart Senator Arlen Specter from becoming the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

According to an email forwarded to me from Allan which came from Thekeymonk, Specter’s deviation from the Republican mainstream and why he would make an awful Senate Judiciary chair.  Kathryn Lopez at National Review is driving this issue HARD we can help.

Here’s the link again.

Also, check the following for some information including the text of an email he sent Sens. Cornyn, Sessions, Sununu, Frist, Shelby, Chambliss
and Enzi yesterday (Cornyn, Sessions, Shelby, Chambliss and Enzi are on theSJC).

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 06:31 AM   
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Oil Price Myths

The next time some granola munching enviro-wacko freak or some whiney liberal begins to lament the cost of gasoline today and how high it is, cite them these numbers.  It’s obvious the dumb SOBs can’t remember what happened in the 80s (denial of history) and have fallen for the false representation of prices foisted upon them by the media whenever they cry, “oil prices reach record levels!!!”

Yep, the assholes have not factored in inflation.  Oil would have to go up about $18 to $40 more (depending on whose numbers you use) per barrel to reach early 80’s highs.  Read about it here and here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 06:30 AM   
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We Must Win This War

Now that elections are over maybe we can return to more regular infusions of news breaking out all over the world.  Or maybe not.

But this article illustrates why we need to defeat these ass-in-the-air-5-times-a-day sheetheads.

Along those same lines we get more light shed on why Americans stereotype Muslim ragheads so negatively.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 06:25 AM   
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Nibbles and Bits

Are the Democrats really the party of the poor and under-privileged?

According to Thomas Sowell, not only no but HELL NO!

Check this out:

In Marin County, where the average home price is $750,000, 73 percent of the votes went for Kerry. In Alameda County, where Berkeley is located, it was 74 percent Kerry. San Francisco, with the highest rents of any major city in the country, gave 83 percent of its votes to Kerry.

Good stuff.  Go read it.

Remember those foreign election observers sent here by the OSCE to make sure our elections were not fraudulent?

Well, it appears they were not well received everywhere.

Of course, the Dems were out there sucking their asses but others basically had a “FUCK YOU” attitude about them.

Here’s what they found:

This year’s vote “mostly met” standards agreed to by the 55-nation body

Our reply should be: FUCK YOU!!

It suggested changing state laws to allow unimpeded access for international observers.

Our reply should be: FUCK YOU!!

The group noted that long lines at voting stations made voting difficult and that there were allegations of fraud and voter suppression, primarily among minorities, before the election.

Our reply should be: FUCK YOU!!

More news on what international observers found:

The observers said they had less access to polls than in Kazakhstan, that the electronic voting had fewer fail-safes than in Venezuela, that the ballots were not so simple as in the Republic of Georgia and that no other country had such a complex national election system.

Repeat after me:  FUCK YOU!!!

the observers drew sharp distinctions between U.S.-style elections and those conducted elsewhere around the world.

What?  Like we give a shit?!?!?!

One numbnuts actually said he:

“preferred Venezuela’s system to the calculator-sized touchpads in Miami.”

Yep, let’s adopt a system used by a communist president who thinks nothing of siccing his military on the general population!  Once more, repeat after me:  FUCK YOU!!!

There’s more.  I’m too pissed off to write about it.  Go read it.

Let’s not forget the sheetheads in the world and what they think of our elections. This camel fucker proceeds to say the following:

“Take the issue of elections, for instance. What do you think of a voting system like the American one that gives a physician, an intellectual, an astronaut, an intelligent person and the head of the family, a vote that has the same weight as the vote of an ignorant, a fool, an idiot, an imbecile, a hippy, a bum, an unemployed man, who has no diploma, culture, or brains. What is this?!”

And you wonder why I advocate turning that whole part of the world into a glass lined roller rink for camels?

Does poverty cause one to become a terrorist?  Jamie Glasov interviews Mustafa Akyol, a political scientist, columnist and writer of the Muslim faith; Salim Mansur, a Muslim writer and a professor of political science at the University of Western Ontario; and John Loftus, a former Justice Department prosecutor with code word clearances whose 1982 expose of Nazis working for western intelligence.

Read it.  Dispel the myth.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 06:19 AM   
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The Dems Are Imploding

All these are good news to me.  It shows the Dummycraps have absolutely no clue what’s going on around them and are either trying to find reasons to make themselves feel better, publicly admitting remorse, attempting to blame others or trying to re-shape themselves.

Let’s start with an attempt to make themselves feel better.  We have Michael Moron with a couple of good ones.  First he comes out with “17 reasons not to slit your wrists” It contains this truism:

Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don’t want them to go away.

Then he comes out with this pipe dream that Bush will commit a blunder and be impeached for it. Yeah, right, asshole.  With 55 Republican Senators and a huge majority in the House?  Like that is EVER going to happen! 

Next on the implosion parade we have P.Diddy (what’s with these rapper clowns and their dumbass names anyway?) saying he regrets his “reckless" attack on President Bush. Of course these fuckwits will say this now in a sad attempt to curry favor and in a blatant display of apparent hypocrisy.  We KNOW he does not mean it so I will not accept his apologies.  Period.

The next bunch of losers are the homosexuals and lesbians who are beginning to wonder if they didn’t fuck up by getting activist judges to legislate that they could get married.  Coming out of the closet is one thing.  Slamming the door in our faces with “marriage” was enough to piss off 11 states and cause them to ban this mockery of matrimony.

So now they lick their wounds wondering how to recover.

Another sign the implosion is going well is when Dummycraps begin to admit that it is THEY who have to change their stance on issues.  Like abortion.

I know there are others reasons out there and that’s to be expected from a party that has so many diverse groups with divergent interests it wishes to keep under its tent and sucking at the tit of government largesse.

I LOVE IT!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/08/2004 at 06:16 AM   
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   Sunday - November 07, 2004

The Hammer Falls

The Marines just stormed into Fallujah.

NEAR FALLUJAH, Iraq - U.S. forces stormed into western districts of Fallujah early Monday, seizing the main city hospital and securing two key bridges over the Euphrates river in what appeared to be the first stage of the long-expected assault on the insurgent stronghold. An AC-130 gunship raked the city with 40 mm cannon fire as explosions from U.S. artillery lit up the night sky. Intermittent artillery fire blasted southern neighborhoods of Fallujah, and orange fireballs from high explosive airbursts could be seen above the rooftops.

God be with all our brave fighting men .... and may God have mercy on those they fight .... ‘cause the US Marines won’t.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/07/2004 at 07:52 PM   
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