Sunday - November 14, 2004

Look Out, China!

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.  When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?”

The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down.......”

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/14/2004 at 02:33 PM   
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Light Blogging Today

It’s Sunday, I’m tired, I’m burned out from the last four weeks of the campaign. I just got back from carrying my youngest son (28-year-old) home. His vehicle blew up on the way up here to visit me and we had to go get it from the mechanic and tow it back to south Alabama where my son can work on it. About 500 miles round trip yesterday and today. I’m just tired.

I’m working on the contest entries and will have them up for you to vote on tomorrow morning first thing. With Vilmar out in Lost Wages gambling away our money the last week, I’ve had my hands full here and at work. I’ll get my energy back later this afternoon and give you all some food for thought for the upcoming week. I really liked your comments on the Scott Peterson case. We seem to have a very diverse set of opinions here.

For now, enjoy the weekend. I am going to go watch football and relax.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/14/2004 at 02:26 PM   
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   Saturday - November 13, 2004

Sound Off Saturday!

OK, it’s Saturday and time for our readers to sound off. Below is the picture of a man. A man whom twelve men and women just yesterday decided had murdered his wife and unborn child. Unlike O.J. Simpson, this man didn’t get away with it. Personally, I’m convinced he is as guilty as the day is long and have been all along. But even with a high-powered legal team he was found guilty. I haven’t followed the trial because I have better things to do and because when he was apprehended with $50k in hs pocket, hair dyed, and headed to Mexico, I figured this old boy out right away.

Sound off and let us know what you think. Do you think he was guilty, will he get the death penalty, should he, will he go free on appeal? What penalty would you impose? If it were left up to me, I’d tie a big rock to his legs and dump him in the ocean, like he did his wife and unborn child. His fate was decided by twelve men and women. His wife’s fate was decided by only one madman.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/13/2004 at 09:49 AM   
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The Arafuck Oh-BITCH-UARY Contest

I’ve received nearly two dozen entries for the “Arafuck OH-BITCH-UARY” contest. I’ll be reviewing them today and picking the ten best for you to vote on. They’re all good. I’ll have the contest voting poll here for you all tomorrow. Come back and read the “eulogies” and cast your vote. Somebody out there will win $50.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/13/2004 at 09:37 AM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week

Two huge, pus-filled bags of wind who somehow managed to praise Yasser Arafat and called him a great statesman .... in spite of the fact that they’re both supposed to be rational leaders in the Western world. One is leader of a tribe of smelly, cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the other is a peanut farmer who proved he had no nuts while President of the US but has since gone nuts. These two pitiful excuses for national leaders somehow managed to overlook entirely the thousands of people murdered in cold blood at Arafat’s orders. For having their heads so far up their asses that the brown ring is around their waist, we present this award to Jacques Chirac and Jimmy Carter.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/13/2004 at 09:16 AM   
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Generation ‘F’

You’ve heard of the Baby Boomers, Generation ‘X’ and Generation ‘Y’. Well it seems the current generation of kids is Generation ‘F’, like .... totally fucked up. Here is the evidence, your honor ....

Students in Livonia, NY super-glued locks and vandalized the school during graduation. Not only do they have diplomas but now they have felony arrest records. That ought to impress employers at job interviews.

Two 14-year-old lovebirds in Glen St. Mary, FL decide to kill their parents and run away .... discuss the plans over the phone .... with the answering machine running. How stoopid can you get? Well, their moms say they fear for their lives now .... that stoopid, I guess.

A 17-year-old male with no driver’s license hit and injured a motorcyclist. Unfortunately for him, nearby construction workers ran him down.

In Los Angeles, a girl is suspended from school for doing cartwheels during lunch. I wonder if it helped her digest the bad school food better?

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/13/2004 at 08:59 AM   
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   Friday - November 12, 2004

Front Line Report From Fallujah

FALLUJAH, Iraq, Nov. 10, 2004 — Multinational and Iraqi officials here stated Nov. 10 that forces had fought their way through half of the city, including the Jolan District, suspected of being the epicenter of insurgent activity in the city. The combined Iraqi and multinational force operation had encountered light resistance along the way into the heart of the city, running into small pockets of fighters as they made their way through the restive town. Forces of Operation Al Fajr, Arabic for “dawn,” have retaken key civic buildings, including Fallujah’s mayoral office, which was taken over by multinational and Iraqi forces at about 4 a.m. today. Several mosques, key bridges and other military and civic buildings have also been retaken. Insurgent reinforced strongholds in and around the city have been destroyed, including insurgent defensive positions on the outskirts of the city. Reports from combat units indicate that several weapons and explosives caches have been found, as well as car bombs and improvised explosive devices, also known as IEDs. Yesterday, Iraq’s Prime Minister Ayad Allawi announced that Maj. Gen. Abdul Qader Mohammed Jassim, the Iraqi ground forces commander in Fallujah, was appointed as the interim military governor of the Western Anbar province until a civilian can take control of the area once order is restored. The province includes Fallujah. The appointment comes as multinational and Iraqi forces continue their operation “on schedule and as planned,” officials here stated. Reports from field commanders confirmed that in the third day of operations multinational and Iraqi forces had suffered 11multinational and two Iraqi casualties since fighting began to retake the city. Officials here reported that nine Iraqi soldiers and Ministry of Interior personnel had been wounded in the past 24 hours. “Foreign fighters are the real terrorists here,” Qader said as he received a battle update.

Multinational and Iraqi military officials summarized the Iraqi military’s activity in the past 24 hours of the operation:

The 1st Battalion, 1st Brigade of the Iraqi Intervention Force attacked the city as an independent battalion, maneuvering under its own control, but in coordination with the multinational effort. The 1st Battalion is now in control of its own sector in the city.

The 2nd Battalion, 1st Brigade of the IIF attacked and seized the Hydra Mosque along with U.S. Marines of Regimental Combat Team 7.

The IIF’s 4th Battalion, 1st Brigade, is attacking targets along with U.S. Marine forces from the 1st RCT .

The 5th Battalion, 3rd Brigade of the Iraqi Army seized Al Tawfiq Mosque with U.S. Marines from the 7th RCT.

The 6th Battalion, 3rd Brigade of the Iraqi Army is manning vehicle check points along roads in the heart of the city alongside of the U.S. Army’s 2nd Brigade Combat Team.

The Iraqi Police Service’s Emergency Response Unit is also at the Hydra Mosque with IIF forces.

“We have no information of anyone [civilians] being hurt and we have no reports of anyone trying to get out of the city,.” a U.S. Marine Corps official said.

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We’re Doomed!

Blogger Sean Gleeson has invented the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. Simply fill in the blanks and create your very own Barking Moonbat talking point. Moonbats will have it too easy now. This evil device will allow them to make up shit without even thinking .... wait a minute .... isn’t that what they already do?

Go ahead and visit Sean’s machine and create your own Democratic Talking Points Memo, then come tell us what spewed forth.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/12/2004 at 10:08 AM   
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Close It Down!

Buried in the daily briefing from the UN on Thursday are these three announcements ....

At UN Headquarters,. the UN flag has been lowered at half mast.

Asked how long the UN flag would remain at half mast, he said it would be for one day.

He noted that the General Assembly, in a series of rulings over the years, had accorded Yasser Arafat a status equivalent to that of a Head of State.

I can’t, for the life of me, remember when in the history of the world (a) an international organization honored a mass murderer, (b) gave that mass murderer “Head Of State” status, even though (c) that “Head Of State” did not actually have a “state”. What next, a Remmebrance Day for Hitler at the UN?

Close that damned organization down, send the asshole diplomats home and then burn the building to the ground. The UN has managed to achieve permanent “Barking Moonbat” status. We have moved them to the top of the list of asshat organizations. Yes, even above the Democratic Party. Note: speaking of the Donks, you won’t believe what Jimmy Carter had to say about Arafuck. Then again, you probably already know ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/12/2004 at 05:36 AM   
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Be Prepared

There is increasing evidence that major trouble is brewing in the West Bank and Gaza. The Arab world had their big state funeral for Arafuck yesterday in Cairo and then the body of this cretin was flown to the West Bank for the funeral and burial of the monster. WorldNet Daily is reporting that Arafuck had planned for years to have mass killings and demonstrations against Israel by the Paleswinians after hsi death.

Israel said it has placed its forces on a war alert - Alert Level D, the highest of military preparedness - in anticipation of waves of violence associated with Arafat’s burial today in Ramallah. Mark my words, these ragheads will now try to kill as many Jews as possible in honor of their “great leader”. I know it’s coming and so do our Jewish friends. I urge all Israelis to keep their eyes open and stay aware. The next few days will probably witness several acts of outrage by Paleswinian terrorists.

And no, I’m not Jewish .... but I have strong convictions about the Jewish people’s right to live .... something Arafuck and his Paleswinian thugs never believed in. If, as I believe, the ragheads decide to launch terror attacks against Israel during the next few days, I would like to encourage our friends in Israel to strike back with everything they can. If they want to have a peaceful funeral, that is fine. If they want to show their ass and “just kill Jews” then I hope the Israelis smash the fuckers as hard as they can. For every Israeli who dies, a thousand Paleswinians shall die. So let it be written, so let it be done. By order of the BMEWS Secretary of War.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/12/2004 at 05:16 AM   
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Remembering The Monster

Jeff Jacoby at the Boston Globe summarizes all my thoughts about Arafuck in one of the greatest editorials I have ever read. It is entitled “Arafat The Monster”. Jacoby manages to put into words all the anger I have toward this human piece of shit. Go read the article. Here is a small taste ....

YASSER ARAFAT died at age 75, lying in bed surrounded by familiar faces. He left this world peacefully, unlike the thousands of victims he sent to early graves.

In a better world, the PLO chief would have met his end on a gallows, hanged for mass murder much as the Nazi chiefs were hanged at Nuremberg. In a better world, the French president would not have paid a visit to the bedside of such a monster. In a better world, George Bush would not have said, on hearing the first reports that Arafat had died, “God bless his soul.”

God bless his soul? What a grotesque idea! Bless the soul of the man who brought modern terrorism to the world? Who sent his agents to slaughter athletes at the Olympics, blow airliners out of the sky, bomb schools and pizzerias, machine-gun passengers in airline terminals? Who lied, cheated, and stole without compunction? Who inculcated the vilest culture of Jew-hatred since the Third Reich? Human beings might stoop to bless a creature so evil—as indeed Arafat was blessed, with money, deference, even a Nobel Prize—but God, I am quite sure, will damn him for eternity.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/12/2004 at 05:06 AM   
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Caption This!

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Flyboy Humor

A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The Navy pilot explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties....”

“The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”

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   Thursday - November 11, 2004

New Affiliate

Check out the sidebar. “Terrorist Takedown” is a new game that has just hit the streets. I looked at the trailer and all I can say is “AWESOME!”. I’ll have a review of the game later. Stay tuned. Meanwhile, order your copy from the ad on the right sidebar. Way cool! Kick some raghead butt for me!

Note: a part of each order goes to a special fund for children of Special Ops troops killed in the line of fire.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/11/2004 at 04:18 PM   
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