Wednesday - November 17, 2004

Will “AH-NULD” Be President?

Remember the “baby steps” wherein the previous article I talked about how society is changed?  This applies to the left and the right.  We all reach our goals not through leaps and bounds but through incrementalism.

This is exactly the sort of thing that is now taking place in our Congress as some members contemplate a measure to change the Constitution to allow naturalized citizens to become President. And who might those members be?  HEY!!!!  None other than Barney Franks and company!!!

You ought to be scared at this possibility.  Very scared.

Why?

Imagine it passes.  Imagine someone like George Soros (with his billions) running for President.  Are you terrified yet?

Here.  Read this.

The article makes my point a bit more bluntly when it calls into question the motivation of the people responsible for this when it mentions that the marriage amendment was casually tossed off as not worthy of a change to the constitution:

Let’s not change the Constitution for light and transient reasons, say the critics of the marriage amendment. But the “Arnold amendment” satisfies their search for constitutional gravity.

Even a foreign-born president not subject to malign foreign influence is a risk not worth taking, given that unavoidably divided loyalties (due to an attachment to a country in which the president was born and raised, has fond memories of, family in, and so on) could make him either dangerous or ineffectual. Would an American president, born and raised in the Middle East, with extensive friends and family there, have bombed Kabul? Fought the war on terrorism aggressively in the Middle East? Invaded Iraq? Or would conflicted feelings have made him hesitant and dithering? Could he identify wholly with the American interest? The framers’ concern about divided loyalties wasn’t nativist caprice but a realistic recognition that a president needs to have an extremely deep attachment to America in order to serve it effectively in times of crisis.

I couldn’t have said it better.

Go here and find your local representative. Call or email him/her.  If they support it, tell them to stuff this idea up their ass and let it fester there until they catch a flesh eating bacterial disease and die from it.  Tell them we don’t need no steenking naturalized citizens as President.

(OBTW:  Full disclosure----I am a naturalized citizen)

hmmmmmmm.......but maybe Benevolent Dictators would be OK?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/17/2004 at 07:51 AM   
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Twisted, But Good, News

Reading these articles generates a small glow in my heart and puts a smile on my face.

Join me as we travel through special places frequented only by moonbats.  To places where moonbats chlorinate themselves out of our gene pool.  Let’s travel to a place where moonbats are stopped dead in their tracks.

From a special moonbat hell we find a freakozoid yelling “Allah, Allah, Allah” and then setting himself on fire. Guess he was despondent that he didn’t get enough money for finking out his fellow terrorists plus he wanted to see his wife. Unfortunately he did not die.

Sorry, but I feel no compassion for him. He agreed to a deal and then he blabbed to a paper. Does he expect to live to year’s end because of his desire for attention?  Probably not so he was most likely attempting to get the hell out of dodge. Too bad, though, cuz he had a date to testify. Looks like he’ll still be able to do so.

In further bits of great news we have more moonbats in the democratic party seeking counseling because they can’t handle that their Poodle lost to a Cowboy.

Great quote time:

Drennan, who has been a therapist for 20 years, said she was shocked at the number of people who have been so affected by a political outcome. “I’ve never had an experience like this before. Never. Never. Never. Patients have been upset, shaken, depressed, mad, worried and puzzled”

You’d think these people would be deliriously happy that so many fruitcakes and loonies are coming to see them. It ought to be a gold mine out there for these psycho-babble shitbirds.

You really must read this as it is a sad testimony to what the loony left is doing to this country. First they work at convincing everyone that seeking counseling is nothing to be ashamed of. Then they find more and more things to be declared “mental illnesses.” Then they go around telling people that whatever happens to them is not their own fault and is the fault of someone else (mother, father, cat, dog, rock or mother nature.)

And we wonder why people can no longer solve their own problems and go reaching for the shrink at the first sign of conflict? Abortion ought to stay legal for people who think like this. That way they will never have kids and the gene pool will stay cleaner for it.

Here’s another on those seeking counseling because they could not deal with Fuckface’s loss.

“I wasn’t sleeping,” Karen told the Boca Raton News in an interview. “I was very devastated and very astonished that people would re-elect this president. I was moody about the war and economic issues. I felt very unsettled and fearful. I thought, ‘Oh no, what will happen for four years?’”

Karen, whose medical insurance covers the treatment, said she approached Schooler last week after finding herself unable to function publicly due to President Bush’s re-election.

And to think that 50 of these fucks just in Palm Beach County had to get help because they were incapable of handling this on their own.

Excuse me while I go sharpen my knives and load my guns.

Note: You know how shit like this inability to handle one’s problems begins, right?  It’s with small, teensy-tiny little baby steps (literally!) sometime long ago in that person’s childhood.  It may have been a parent or too many hours sitting in front of a TV watching stupid sitcoms, or a school counselor who needs to guarantee their job so they say stupid shit to make you think ANYONE but you is responsible for you.

Hang on to that little thread and read about these teensy-tiny steps attempted by a school board in Texas. They wanted to have a “cross dressing day” where boys and girls would “switch” clothing and reverse roles.

A concerned mother stopped it dead in its tracks.  She has 2 kids in the school and:

“viewed the day not a silly Homecoming Week activity, but as an effort to push a homosexual agenda in a public school.  It’s like experimenting with drugs,” said Davies, who also has a 2-year-old daughter. “You just keep playing with it and it becomes customary. ... If it’s OK to dress like a girl today, then why is it not OK in the future?”

It gets better. Now mental health weenies are ganging up on Rush Limbaugh for poking fun of these mental weaklings who can’t deal with a political defeat.

The psycho-babblers even have a new name for this trauma: Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST)

Hey, the only pests are these moonbat assclowns!!

This article reads as if it is straight from The Onion but it is not. What it is is incredible that these fucktards take themselves so seriously.

Please read it if for nothing else, the laughs it generates.

And last in my little list of snippets of news fit to cheer you up is this jewel. A guy kills his childhood friend saying he needed to do so in order to drink his blood to be a vampire. He then ate part of his friend’s skull. The court sentenced him to 18 years. He was found dead in his cell.....hung.  Too bad.  One less goblin.

The sad part? Who the FUCK is this judge that only sentenced this guy to 18 years??????????? Ahhh, hell, he WAS sentenced in England, after all!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/17/2004 at 07:18 AM   
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A Reminder

I originally heard about this at Kim du Toit’s blog last month and think it is time all readers are reminded of it.

This is “Buy a Shitload of Ammo” Week/Day.  Do your part to stock up on ammo.  Then go out and sharpen your skills while simultaneously making the joyful noises of freedom.

For my part I bought 1000 rounds of 762x39 yesterday and will be buying a couple hundred more .45 cal and .357 cal today or tomorrow.

Go here to read more about this fine effort.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/17/2004 at 07:00 AM   
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Monkey See, Monkey Doo-Doo

The head monkey in the Land Of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys is spouting more nonsense.

Chirac dealt a blow to Tony Blair’s attempt to heal the wounds between the US and Europe last night by saying that the Prime Minister had won nothing for supporting the war against Iraq .... M Chirac (pictured at left), speaking to British journalists, including The Times, soon after General Powell’s announcement, revealed that he had urged Mr Blair to demand the relaunch of the Middle East peace process in return for backing the war. “Well, Britain gave its support but I did not see anything in return. I’m not sure it is in the nature of our American friends at the moment to return favours systematically.”

Unlike the French, who of course got loads of money in exchange for supporting Saddam Hussein. Whereas Chirac appears to see other countries only in terms of what they can do for him, Blair in his speech stressed common values:

“I know one thing. If we were under direct threat, America would be our ally. I know that its people enjoy, as we have seen, a vibrant competitive democracy; and that in America, Hispanics, blacks, Asians and former Europeans live together, worship in their different ways and can rise from the bottom to the top in a manner we could do well to emulate. I didn’t agree with Michael Moore’s film. But in America he was able to make it and be praised for it. This is called freedom.”

Chirac no doubt would respond that the French are free to praise Michael Moore too. Ah well, c’est la vie. We’d just like to point out these numbers:

(-- thanks to James Taranto at Opinion Journal)

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/17/2004 at 06:23 AM   
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   Tuesday - November 16, 2004

Guest Post: English 101-b

English 101-b

Supplementary Lesson to English 101-a

This supplementary lesson will concentrate on the originality of concentrated memorandums and letter-switching shit.

We will take two well known words, and systematically alter, renew, restore, add to, supercede and supplant individual letters, in an attempt to form new but hopefully related words.

All right, let us begin with the two words - Yasser Arafat

Inspection revels the first word, Yasser, contains the word, “ass”. (That certainly is related.) We can then seek more information with respect to this three letter word, “ass”.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines this word as:

1. Any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammals,
smaller than the horse, and having long ears; especially an African mammal
that is the ancestor of a donkey.

(It is doubtful that anyone has ever seen Arafat’s ears, as he most always
has a rag wrapped around them, so this cannot be verified. The “ancestor
of a donkey” certainly seems to be on the right track.)

2. A stupid, obstinate, or perverse person—often compounded with a
proceeding adjective.

(My example: He is a fucking dumb-ass. In my
example, it is used as a postpositive intensive with words of derogatory
implication. Certainly we can all agree that this is most relevant.)

All right, let us continue. Our next step is to rearrange the letters and see what we come up with. Ah-ha! I see the letters aysers. Can you see what I see? I see the word “ay”, pronounced “eye”. and I see the word sers, pronounced “sores”. Together, the word eyesores is formed. Is this relevant? Yes, it is, because all of the paeloswinians are eyesores.

That’s the end of this lesson. Your assignment is to complete the transformation of the word “Yasser” as well as the word “Arafat”. A quick glance reveals to the most casual observer, the word “fart”. Relevant? Carry on!

Thank you all, class dismissed.

-- Iacobus

Posted by Iacobus     on 11/16/2004 at 05:40 PM   
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Quote Of The Day

Back in London, I was having dinner in the Groucho Club—this week’s in-spot for what’s left of Britain’s lit gritz and nouveau rock riche—when one person started in on the Stars And Stripes. Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about “your country’s never been invaded.” (This fellow had been two during the Blitz, you see.) “You don’t know the horror, the suffering. You think war is...”

I snapped.

“A John Wayne movie,” I said. That’s what you were going to say, wasn’t it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie—with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You’re right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They’re us. WE BE BAD.

We’re the baddest-ass sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We’re three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother’s side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn’t give us room to park our cars. We’re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap D’Antibes. And we’ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.

“You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying ‘Cheerio.’ Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I’d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen, and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.”

Of course, the guy should have punched me. But this was Europe. He just smiled his shabby, superior European smile. (God, don’t these people have dentists?)

-- P.J. O’Rourke - “Holidays In Hell”

(-- thanks to Steel fer the best quote of the day)

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 05:35 PM   
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KA-BOOM!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be up close and personal when the USAF drops a JDAM “Bunker Buster” bomb????

Well, now you can find out. Click here to download or view the mayhem. Right-click and choose “Save As” to download.

Warning: 868K QuickTime MOV file (requires Apple QuickTime to play). It’s VERY F**KING LOUD! Your speakers have been warned!

(-- thanks to Don R. fer the noise)

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Just For Barb

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Barking Moonbat Of The Week Candidate?

They can have my rats when they pry them from my cold, dead hands ....

ELYRIA, Ohio - Jennifer Mitchell’s apartment is full of rats, and that’s exactly how she wants it.

Mitchell runs a rat rescue mission, caring for dozens of rats from people who get overwhelmed when their pet rodents have multiple babies.

Mitchell, of the Ohio town of Elyria, represents a growing trend of rat enthusiasts across the nation, including some who gathered last week in Seattle for Ratapalooza 3. The event is billed as an educational expo for domestic-rat fanciers and breeders.

(-- thanks to Steel fer the tip)

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 04:51 PM   
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Cartoon du Jour

Actually, I kinda like smithereens .... Bwah-hah-ha-ha-ha ....

_{Clay Bennett, The Christian Science Monitor}

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 04:42 PM   
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NEWS FLASH!

Late breaking news development .... Democrats In Congress Decide To Go On The Attack Against President Bush.

In other surprising news developments: (1) Palestinians decide to start killing Jews, (2) Osama bin Laden says he hates America, (3) Pope confesses he is actually Catholic and (4) Bears at Yellowstone caught shitting in the woods.

Developing ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 04:27 PM   
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How To Stop Depression

Being gone for a week with virtually no access to news caused me some pretty serious withdrawal difficulties.

Then I get home and all the news seems depressing and I start getting depressed because of it.

But you know what cheers me up?

Knowing that two weeks ago Fuckface lost the election and that George Bush is still President.  And that Condi Rice will be Secretary of State (none DARE vote against her!) And that she could very well be President in 2016.  Now THAT’S news to get happy about.

Hmmmmmm, I wonder if they could “bottle” that emotion...................

All we need now is for the President to leave the Secretary of Education slot open for 4 years.....hell, it can’t be any worse than it is now, can it?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/16/2004 at 03:43 PM   
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Political Mascots

	Democratic Party: 2000 “Waaaaaaaaaah! They were so mean to our nice Mr. Gore! That nasty court stole our Presidency! Waaaaaaaaah!”
	Democratic Party: 2004 “Blurble-blubble-gurgle-what-happened-shock-pain-wheres-my-mommy?”
	Republican Party: 2000-2002-2004 “But DAH-ling! I don’t care if they have a nervous breakdown. It’s time they grew up! They’re LOSERS!”

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 03:38 PM   
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Crikey!

The Australian government has now nominated itself for the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame ....

Hold onto your hat for Outback, Jack! Tie me helmet down
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Rod McGuirk
Associated Press

Canberra, Australia- The sweat-stained felt hats worn by Australian cowboys, as much a part of the Outback as kangaroos and sun-baked soil, may be heading for the history books. They fail modern industrial safety standards.

It all stems from the death of a cowboy, who suffered head injuries after being trampled in a fall from a horse while mustering bulls in July 2001. His sole protection was the tattered hat that was provided to him for shading from the sun.

The New South Wales state government brought charges against the ranch owner, who employed Daniel Croker, 23. The company was convicted and fined $72,000 last month for breaches of safety, including failure to provide the horseman with an equestrian helmet.

Ranch manager Nicholas Ennis told investigators he knew of no ranch in Australia that made cowboys wear helmets, except while mustering on motorbikes.

Since the death at the ranch in Merriwagga, about 300 miles west of Sydney, helmets have become compulsory for working in the saddle there, but ranchers are calling for industrial laws to be changed to reflect the differences between working in the Outback and in a city factory.

Mal Peters, president of the New South Wales Farmers’ Association, warned that substituting helmets for broad-brimmed hats would increase the hazards of skin cancer and heat stroke.

He said there is no helmet a farmer can use when the temperature reaches 113 degrees. “For a farmer who’s mustering a mob of sheep, moving very slowly behind them without any air circulation, he or his employee may be subject to heat stroke,” Peters said.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/16/2004 at 02:25 PM   
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