Wednesday - June 15, 2011

an inventive way to remove a wart … oh boy … take a look at this.

To be or not to be. Funny tis the question cos to some this is rotflyao event. 

I confess I’m trying to think of something, anything, that looks witty or clever or really funny.  But I’m blank so maybe you guys can fill in the blanks.

Take a look at some of the comments left by folks at the link.  Some funny one liners.

Security guard blasts off his own finger with a shotgun while trying to remove a WART!
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 3:20 PM on 15th June 2011

A security guard came up with a bizarre remedy to remove a wart - he shot off his finger with a shotgun.
Sean Murphy, 38, from Doncaster, had seen his GP repeatedly about the problem and also tried a variety of traditional ointments and creams.
But when the persistent wart refused to disappear, he opted for the firepower of a 12-bore Beretta he claimed he had found under a hedge a few months earlier.

His technique successfully removed the wart - along with most of the middle finger of his left hand.
And the solution also landed Murphy in court this week for illegal possession of a firearm.

After leaving Doncaster Magistrates’ Court with a suspended 16-week prison sentence, Murphy said: ‘I’m happy with that.
‘I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence. My solicitor did a very good job. The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me lot of trouble.’

Murphy was employed as a security officer at Markham Grange Nurseries in Doncaster at the time of the incident in March, but has since lost his job.
He had suffered with the irritating wart on the joint closest to the tip of his middle finger for more than five years.

He said he drank several pints of beer to build up his courage before carrying out the operation outside the caravan where he was living at the time.
He stretched out his left hand, pointing the end of the barrel at an angle to the offending wart, and used his other hand to hold the stock steady and pull the trigger.

But he was unable to hold the weapon firmly when it recoiled and pellets took off most of his finger.  ‘I didn’t expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun recoiled and that was it,’ Murphy said.

‘The wart was gone and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left of it, so no chance of re-attaching it.’

Mr Murphy pleaded guilty to theft of the shotgun by finding, and possessing it without a valid firearms certificate.

The shotgun had been stolen in a 2009 burglary but Murphy told police he had found it under a hedge near his workplace earlier this year.

His lawyer, Richard Haigh, said Murphy ‘has been a victim of his own stupidity when domestic pressures got to him’.

Murphy was also ordered to complete 100 hours of unpaid community work and pay costs of £100.

Visit Alfred for lots more comments at the site.

Good job it wasn’t a genital wart.
- Alfred, UK,

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   Tuesday - June 07, 2011

Do You Need A Sword Permit In NYC?

Representative Anthony D. Weiner, a rising star in Democratic politics who many believed would be the next mayor of New York City, admitted on Monday to having had inappropriate online exchanges with at least six women, and repeatedly lying about sending a sexually suggestive photograph to a young woman over Twitter last month.

After a week of sometimes indignant public denials and insistence that he was the victim of an Internet hacker, a weeping and stammering Mr. Weiner, 46, acknowledged at a news conference that he had sent the photo of himself in his underwear to the woman, a college student in Seattle.

The six-term congressman from Brooklyn said he had broken no laws and would remain in office, calling the matter an “aberration from which I’ve learned.”

So not only is this guy a philandering dirtbag, he’s a lying philandering dirtbag. Way to go Brooklyn, you sure elected yourselves a wiener whiner winner. I’m certain that he will continue to do a wonderful job as the people’s representative, now that he has no standing, no honor, and has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be a dishonest amoral loser.

Once upon a time in the laudable and halcyon days of ancient Rome, a dishonored general or Senator had only one remaining duty owed to the State.

Update: MSM shows leap at chance to be useful idiots as usual and to blame the Right. Don’t expect a single one of these turds to fess up their bias or their mistakes. Didn’t they listen to their own hypocrisy after the Tuscon shooting? What, no? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

Not to be outdone, lefty bloggers may have committed actual crimes to do CYA for their boy. http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/03/daily-kos-sticks-up-for-weiner-by-publishing-identities-of-underage-girls/

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   Monday - June 06, 2011

playboy bunnies and idiots on parade

Why bother with an old and most likely boring article. Again. Well because ....  it gets me seeing red damn it.

While these are NOT the very best looking I’ve ever seen (Asian girl the best of this lot), this is not an eye candy post.

Do these young women look like they are badly put upon?  Do any of them, appear as though they are being forced to wear the costume and work for Playboy?
Are they free in this 21st century to make their own decisions for good or ill?

So why do self important gas bags like these fraken idiots on parade, believe they have a right to decide for the women who choose to make money and wear a sexy (to many) costume?  Why do femi-nazis insist what they do is degrading to women? Do they speak for ALL women everywhere?
But take a look at what some of these scuz bags look like themselves.

I’m not certain if that ugly, stupid looking creature is male or female. But I’d say that’s far more demeaning then any Playboy Bunny.

Take a look here.  Does the lady with Hef look hard done by?  The sign the stupid idiot holds says she’s “Hopping Mad.” Take a good look at the chubby jerk.
Could this ever hope to be anything close to a Playboy girl?  Don’t think so. But she apparently doesn’t think any other female has a right to be either.
It’s idiots like these that really piss me off.

On the other hand, in the case of the chunky youngster below, it’s probably the only time in her life that she’d be able to wear any sort of bunny wear.

So in case you haven’t guessed by now, the new club opened last night.  Naturally, femi-nazis and other like minded pug ugly females who will most likely never achieve the rank of Goddess, are picketing and protesting other’s women’s rights to do that very thing.

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   Saturday - May 28, 2011

people who find things to be offended by

Some things just rattle me that might not bother anyone else. So that’s what blogs are for I guess. One of the things anyway.

For example, there’s going to be a WW2 remembrance gathering and a war reenactment somewhere.
You probably aren’t interested and I can’t blame ya for that. Big deal. Americans have reenactments of Civil War battles. Don’t we? Sure we do.
But what if a reenactment of say the battle of Bull Run had a new rule. What if the sponsors suddenly said WAIT!  We can have the battle but NOBODY must represent the Southern side. No grey uniforms or Stars and Bars on display. Cos that might offend some people.
What if I told you that were happening?  Would you be interested then?

Well ... it is. It’s happening in politically correct Britain where nobody must ever be offended. If only one person finds offense, that’s enough to bring things to a halt.  Now this really pisses me off for another reason beside beings stupid or pc. And I’ll get to that in a minute.

Here’s the lighter version of the incredible story as written up by Richard Littlejohn of the Daily Mail.

For you Hans, the war games are over

Got anything planned for the bank holiday? Why not pop along to the annual World War II weekend being organised by the East Lancashire Steam Railway.
There will be an air raid shelter, vintage and military vehicles, authentic 1940s fashions, jitterbugging, wartime-inspired food stalls and battle re-enactments.
‘Experience the thrill of battle. fire power at its best. Blitzkreig. enjoy the glamorous charms of Miss Katie Spitfire. swing along to ENSA entertainers. explore an authentic recreation of a military camp.’

There’s even a Palais Glide at the Town Hall. Sounds fantastic. What’s not to like?

But my attention is drawn to the ‘Important Notice’ on the event’s website:

‘Due to a large amount of adverse publicity over the past few years with regards to a small number of re-enactors wearing German and Axis officers’ uniforms, we feel it necessary to advise that NO German or Axis uniforms should be worn on any East Lancashire Railway premises, platforms or associated land.

‘We have no wish to cause any offence or upset to any of our visitors. Previous requests on the wearing of uniforms appear not to have been followed. Any persons found to be in breach of this request will immediately be asked to leave the event.’

Raus! Raus!
I’m not sure how you re-enact WWII battles without any Germans. Or why anyone should be offended or upset, unless they think the Nazis will win this time.
But if you are going along to the East Lancs Railway at the weekend, you’d better be on the safe side.

Don’t mention the war.

Ha,Ha.  Stupid maybe but at the time I read it I also thought it was stupidly funny. I was going to just post the above with a comment but ....

The Lancashire Telegraph and the Saturday Telegraph both ran a fuller version. And that’s when I decided it wasn’t really funny at all.

If a handful of people find something disturbing, they can avoid it and let others get on with things.  Oh but no.  You see, there are some Jews who like a much disliked cousin I have, are also professional Jews and professionals at being offended.  These ass wipes who are an embarrassment beyond measure, will go out seeking things to be offended by. And not only as Jews. Oh no. They’ll find themselves offended on behalf of other people a world away they’ll never meet.
They are also as you might guess, liberals. All of them.  But as “offended Jews” these folks shine and are in a class all their own.
They never understand and you can’t tell them because they already know all things. But these particular Jews are the reason so many people just do not like Jews.  And that makes it god damn hard on all the rest who aren’t that stupid and who don’t think that a re-enactment with ppl wearing a Nazi uniform is somehow a threat to the race or to the world.  I can understand (uncomfortable as it is) why anyone attending this event and getting the word would say, “fuckin Jews.” “Wouldn’t ya know.”

So I’m pissed at the organizers for caving in to a small group that just can’t allow others to have a bit of fun with a war re-enactment, and the constant harping and the inability of some Jews to understand that not everything is aimed at offending and if it does, they need to get the fuck over it. This isn’t 1933.

Nazi uniforms banned from East Lancashire Railway war weekend

RAILWAY bosses have declared war on people dressing up in Nazi uniforms during a popular 1940s war weekend.

A ban on visitors wearing Swastikas and SS outfits has been imposed on the East Lancashire Railway after concerns they could offend Holocaust survivors.
Christina Seidel, ELR’s marketing manager, said: “We are asking people not to turn up in German officer or SS uniforms, because we do not want to offend the Jewish community on our doorstep.”

The ban was introduced after complaints that a minority had turned up the annual event in SS regalia, with one even impersonating Hitler’s henchman Herman Goerring.
Officials from the Greater Manchester Jewish Represenative Council (GJRC) have been lobbying the ELR after receiving complaints regarding last year’s celebrations.

Lucille Cohen, GJRC secretary, said: “I am very gratified that they taken into account the correspondence we have had with them.
“There are a number of people in this area who suffered at the hands of the Nazis during the way and the Holocaust, which should be taken into account.”
Other complaints included a jeep arriving draped in a red swastika flag.

Mock battles will still take place at Bury, Rawtenstall and Ramsbottom stations over the weekend between ‘Allied’ and ‘Axis’ volunteer troops.
Notices posted in the official programme state that the ban has been imposed because warnings, in previous years, have been ignored.
David Harris, editor of the Jewish Telegraph, said: “The wearing of a Nazi uniform is not only deeply offensive to Jewish people, for obvious reasons, but to anyone who fought in the last world war or was tortured in prisoner of war camps.

“There have been instances of Holocaust survivors, passing the railway, who have been confronted by people wearing Nazi uniforms and it has been deeply distressing.

“Why bother dressing in a Nazi uniform for a re-enactment?

Because you dumb stupid thin skinned shit, it’s a re-enactment of WW2. But you don’t catch on to that apparently. World war, get it? Two sides? Two uniforms?

“It is fair enough to have British servicemen, because they would not be out of place, but no Nazis ever made it to this country.”

(well actually dumb shit, a few did. they were caught. but a few did get here. you might know that if your reading of history weren’t restricted to only one topic.)

County Alyson Barnes, leader of Rossendale Council, said: “The railway clearly has some very real concerns.
“I hope this does not detract from the whole exercise or affect anyone’s enjoyment of the weekend.”
County councillor Peter Evans, who represents Rossendale West, was a wartime evacuee from Manchester who said he appreciated the sensitivities of protesters.

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It’s worth visiting the source for the comments.

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   Friday - May 13, 2011

stuck on really,really stupid the rule of the day

Well apparently the word of one prissy and twisted little grasser of 15, carries enough weight to make fools of an idiot local council who blindly took his warped word with regard to a cross on display.
Heaven forbid the jerks would check for themselves first but no.  Being the usual bend over backwards frightened adults, they order a ban first.  That’s always safest. Right?  Jeesh. What a crowd in an already crowded field of wusses.

Fortunately, all’s well that ends but for gosh sake .....  Have a look at this. 

Cab driver banned from displaying ‘phallic’ cross

A taxi driver was banned from displaying a crucifix on his dashboard after a teenage customer complained that it looked “phallic”.

By Nick Britten

Clair Cook, who runs AnD taxis, was asked by her local council to ensure that the object was removed after being told that the 15-year-old boy had been offended by it.
She described the complaint as “ridiculous” and said the driver of the car was a devout Roman Catholic.

Miss Cook claimed that if the symbol had been of any faith other than Christianity, the council would have treated the case with far greater sensitivity.
The row follows a series of previous cases in which employees have been censured for displaying Christian symbols.
Three weeks ago, an electrician working for a housing association in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, was told he faced the sack for placing a small palm cross on the dashboard of his van.

Miss Cook was told that the boy had complained about the taxi driver’s cross after being taken to school in York. He had also complained about the man’s driving, she said.
She pointed out that the driver had never been the subject of a complaint before and had an excellent safety record. “I am personally deeply offended and very sympathetic for the driver,” she said. “Not only is an ornament of this nature a religious one, but the complaint and its implication is a very serious one.
“The safety of the passengers is always my number one priority, and so is my drivers’ reputation and trust.”

The driver, who asked not to be named, said he had bought the blue cross on holiday in Greece six years ago. He described himself as “incredulous” when he heard about the complaint, adding: “I couldn’t believe that anyone would think it wasn’t a cross.
“I have taken it off the dashboard as requested because I do not want to lose my licence but I do not think this has been handled properly.”

Colin Rumford, the head of environmental health and trading standards at City of York council, accepted that the complaint had been handled badly. “City of York Council takes any complaints raised by members of the public very seriously,” he said.
“In this case a complaint was received from a child regarding what they thought was an inappropriate item in a taxi.
“In this instance, it appears that the taxi operator was wrongly advised to remove the item and our intervention should have been confined to making them aware of the complaint. It would then be a matter for the taxi operator to resolve with the customer.”

Father Derek Turnham of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Middlesbrough, which covers York, said: “The subject of the display of religious symbols in public places is currently very topical and the Diocese of Middlesbrough would always want to defend the right of people to display their faith in practical ways through various signs and symbols.

“In regard to this case, it is clear that City of York council had to respond to the complaint of what is probably a rather over-imaginative schoolboy, as safeguarding issues are given priority.
“But the diocese understands the anguish of the taxi driver concerned that what, for him, is a very innocent and appropriate symbol has been so misinterpreted.”

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   Thursday - April 28, 2011

SOS … more stuck on stupid

You may have noticed that over the last couple of days, I’ve posted less of crime.murder/bludgeon/stabbing and all that, cos I’ve found a few maddeningly stupidly bizarre things to share.  Not that all that other stuff has abated. Not at all. Sadly.

Anyway, we’ve read about the folks who find they are “offended” You’ll recall the head teacher who insists she saw a lynch mob in a poster and took it as a threat to herself.  I think she still has her job.  Says lots about diversity, multiculture and stupidity.

The things that people find time for these days is mind boggling.  I guess they haven’t anything else to worry about except who is being offended somewhere by what and by whom.

A review if you don’t mind. Yesterday I posted the following.

A beach bar singer had been arrested for performing the song Kung Fu Fighting. Simon Ledger stands accused of racially aggravated harassment.
Kung Fu Fighting was a one-hit wonder 37 years ago for Carl Douglas. It sold nine million copies around the world

Under laws passed by the previous govt., the definition of a ‘hate crime’ is: ‘Any incident which is perceived by the victim or any other person as being motivated by prejudice or hate.’

This legislation has previously been used to pursue, among others, two old age pensioners who protested against a gay pride rally, and also led to Northamptonshire Police studying a Basil Brush video after a travelers’ activist complained that an episode broadcast on the children’s channel CBBC caused offense to gypsies.

Somehow itinerant members of the ‘traveling community’ have managed to get themselves defined as an oppressed species.

Those forced to live near illegal campsites might beg to disagree. Which brings us neatly to farmer Tracy St Clair Pearce.
She called police to complain that she was being menaced by a group of gypsies who had set up an illegal site on land near her property. Miss St Clair Pearce, who is suffering from terminal cancer, says a gang of youths threw rocks at her, used abusive language, and threatened to slit her throat and kill her cattle.

They were cutting down trees on her property for firewood. They were teens who came back with a father in tow and a couple other men, who she said dropped their trousers and made rude comments and mooned her. She also says their cursing was of the very worst, and I’d believe her.

The police responded by accusing her of making threats against the travelers.

Yesterday, I said wrongly that they didn’t get her shotgun. Well, I was mistaken as that’s how I originally read the article. But, armed officers did raid her farmhouse and ordered her to hand over her legally-held shotguns, otherwise they would rip her gun safe off the wall. They have also withdrawn her gun license to prevent her buying another.  She’s had a license for 20 years, but no matter. 

While the above is a serious matter and not one of humor although surely “Stuck on Stupid” should apply, the following is also wedded to stupid and one could say humorous.  BUT … to waste police time on this is seriously outrageous. And I’m sorry to report that the thin skinned wimp is supposed to be a conservative.

The police in Avon and Somerset launched a full-scale manhunt to find the culprit responsible for drawing a Hitler mustache on a poster of a local councilor in the village of Pitcombe.  Tory councilor, Mike Beech, made a formal complaint to the police because he was ‘offended’ by the alteration to his picture.

Four officers visited every one of the 20 houses in the tiny hamlet, knocking on doors in the evening and questioning residents.
Since when did it become a criminal offense to draw a mustache on a poster of a public figure?
The police, who began an inquiry under the Public Order Act, alleging that the poster could cause ‘harassment, alarm or distress’. A spokesman said they were legally obliged to investigate cases of ‘criminal damage’.

Writing on this subject Richard Littlejohn says,

This is a result of the pernicious cult of political correctness which now infects every sinew of our body politic, especially the police. It has institutionalised knee-jerk stupidity in the name of ‘diversity’.

Well, the following howler isn’t about diversity or the stupid things cops must do because an idiot law says they must. And it isn’t as serious as the lady confronted by traveler scum on her property.  But the folks suggesting how you BMEWS pet owners refer to your haired and furry friends and companions, are most definitely members in good standing of the pc ‘stuck on stupid’ brigade.  They earn the Moonbat award because they actually believe this idiocy. Well and truly they do.

IT’S NOW INSULTING TO CALL AN ANIMAL “YOUR PET”

April 28 2011 at 04:16pm

By FIONA MACRAE

IOL news

London, England - In a statement that gives a whole new meaning to animal rights, leading academics have called for pets to be renamed “companion animals”.

They say that rather than being a term of endearment, “pets” is an insult to the animals concerned, and their owners, who should be known as “human carers”.

The editors of a new journal devoted to animal ethics, including an Oxford University theologian, also want the terms “pests” and “vermin” to be dropped. Wild animals, meanwhile, would be referred to as “free-living or free-ranging”.

Even innocuous phrases such as “sly as a fox” and “drunk as a skunk” are seen as an affront to animals.

The recommendations reflect a feeling in some academic circles that the language we use when thinking or talking about animals affects how we treat them.

The call for a new type of animal language is made in the first issue of the Journal of Animal Ethics, which bills itself as being “devoted to the exploration of progressive thought about animals”.

Although the changes are mainly aimed at those contributing articles to the journal, it is hoped the message will influence how other people view their pets.

In the editorial, Reverend Professor Andrew Linzey, an Oxford theologian who has written or edited 20 books, and US philosopher Professor Priscilla Cohn call for a major rethink of animal terminology.

“Despite its prevalence, ‘pets’ is surely a derogatory term both of the animals concerned and their human carers,” they say. “Again the word ‘owners’, whilst technically correct in law, harks back to a previous age when animals were regarded as just that: property, machines or things to use without moral constraint.

“In addition, we invite authors to use the words ‘free-living’, ‘free-ranging’ or ‘free-roaming’ rather than ‘wild animals’.

“For most, ‘wildness’ is synonymous with uncivilised, unrestrained, barbarous existence. There is an obvious prejudgement here that should be avoided.

“We want to bid farewell to the numerous metaphors and similes by which we put down fellow animals or humans: ‘sly as a fox’, ‘drunk as a skunk’, ‘eat like a pig’… and many others. All of those say much more about humans and their perception, or rather lack of it, than they do about animals.”

They conclude: “We shall not be able to think clearly unless we discipline ourselves to use less than partial adjectives in our exploration of animals and our moral relations with them.”

But Marie Clair, spokesman for the Plain English Campaign, said: “It is not plain English, it is not necessary and if they want to alienate people further from the world of science, this is the best way to do it.

“I don’t know of any pet that has complained about being called a three-letter word.”

Now I ask you folks. Is that not seriously stupid? And these are supposed to be educated people.
I’d say western culture, or at least the folks here, are in serious trouble. SOS!

H/T IOL NEWS

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   Wednesday - April 27, 2011

chop,chop. chinee boy no like racist song.  where?  in the ear of the beholder.

You can’t possibly question my sanity when I run clean off the rails over the issues of race, multi-kulture and diversity.
A load of crap that is sinking this once great country. The damn pc that runs amok, the weird left wing solutions that are embedded and cause more problems for more ppl then they solve. And still, for reasons maybe someone can clearly explain, the Brits put up with it.

These folks have questions too.

Why do the rational citizens of Britain put up with the garbage? - Mike, Oklahoma, USA, 27/4/2011 4:09

Because we’re not the real men and women of the 30’s and 40’s. We’re all wo-men, scared to put our comfortable lives on the line as they are doing in the Middle East. Whatever you and I think of them, at least they have passion. “Let someone else do it” is our motto, while we comment angrily from our comfortable chairs. Then off we go to make tea, take the kids to school and carry on our lives as if nothing had happened. On to the next story to comment on....
- Mr Brown, Staines

So the band were arrested for what amounts to celebrating multiculturalism and diversity, I better remember to keep my headphones on while playing blues numbers on my guitar just in-case somebody thinks I am promoting slavery or something.
- leew, lancashire,

Yeah, I have another problem but this time from an unexpected quarter. Totally unexpected.  See what pc brings ya? “Everybody wants to get into the act.”

Pub singer arrested for racism after Chinese passers-by hear him perform Kung Fu Fighting

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 8:59 AM on 27th April 2011

A pub singer has been arrested on suspicion of racism for singing the classic chart hit Kung Fu Fighting.

The song, performed by Simon Ledger, 34, is said to have offended two Chinese people as they walked past the bar where he was singing.

The entertainer regularly performs the 1974 number one hit, originally by disco star Carl Douglas, at the Driftwood Beach Bar in Sandown, on the Isle of Wight.

But after one of the passers-by reported his routine on Sunday afternoon, Mr Ledger was arrested on suspicion of racially aggravated harassment.

‘We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets,’ he said. ‘People of all races were loving it.  Chinese people have never been offended by it before.

‘But this lad walking past with his mum started swearing at us and making obscene hand gestures before taking a picture on his mobile phone.

‘We hadn’t even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police.’

Officers later called Mr Ledger while he was eating in a Chinese restaurant to arrange a meeting. The singer assumed it was a prank – but he was later arrested and is still under investigation.

‘They seemed pretty amazed but said the law is the law and it was their duty,’ he is reported to have said. ‘It’s political correctness gone potty. There are plenty of Welsh people at our shows – does it mean I can’t play any Tom Jones?’

Bar owner Sean Ware said: ‘The song is in no way racist and nor is Simon. There is no way he would abuse anyone. He didn’t start the song just because Chinese people were walking past. He had already started playing it.’

Mr Ledger, who was later bailed, wrote on Facebook: ‘If the lad who phoned the police is reading this, what is wrong with you?’

A Hampshire police spokesman last night said a 32-year-old man of Chinese origin had claimed he was subjected to racial abuse.

He added: ‘If a victim believes that an alleged crime is racially aggravated, the police will treat it seriously. Investigations into this incident are continuing.’

The spokesman said a 34-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of causing harassment, alarm or distress under section 4a of the Public Order Act 1986.

The man was not taken to the police station at the time, but was released on bail. He will visit Newport police station today where he will be interviewed.

source. the daily mail

Some of you reading this will I’m sure, be old enough to remember dialect comedians. Greats like the late Myron Cohen come to mind. You don’t hear them much anymore, do ya? Plenty of foul language of course (said as tho he doesn’t use it as well). Routines about body functions. Oh that’s funny.
Thing is, in today’s totally screwed up world, everything will offend everybody and everyone gets to call a cop. Where is it gonna end? When will this crap end?
One doesn’t hear many Polish jokes anymore. Not that they were necessarily fair. But they were funny and one could always change the nationality to fit the company.  Brits tell jokes about the Scots and they of course have English put downs also. Don’t hear much of that either. Ppl afraid of being arrested or worse. Being sued.

Well, I guess now songs too make the racist list. What next? Or maybe I shouldn’t ask.

chop-chop. gotta get to the next story chop,chop.
There’s my racist Chinese joke for the day. chop,chop. Now sue me. (now where the hell did I leave my freekin pigtail?)

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   Saturday - April 02, 2011

a very short and loony post

This might be the shortest blog post in the universe. There isn’t much to it except the weird bit of lunacy but then, it originates on the left.
What else would you expect?

Silly ppl with too much time on their hands.

The animal rights group PETA, is calling on bible translators to refer to animals as he or she rather then ‘it.’

You couldn’t make this kind of thing up.

A PETA spokesman says language matters and calling an animal ‘it’ denies them something.  He didn’t say exactly what it is they are denied, but how does one assign gender to a biblical animal?

A professor at Baylor in Waco Tx. asks, “Do we need to know the gender of the lion Samson slew? What would it give us?” Good point, but of course it doesn’t satisfy the animal rights loons.

And no, it isn’t a delayed April 1st gag. 

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   Tuesday - March 29, 2011

Adolph is found living at the daily mail … and apparently on twitter as well.

Sometimes I think every single person in the UK is on line at the very same time cos damn, things are getting slow here. Maybe the browser? Irritating.

I ran across something so awesomely stupid, so totally vapid, that I have trouble understanding why a major paper would bother.

It seems as though every week, or at least every month, the Daily Mail publishes some story about Hitler for reasons only they understand. It is not as if they publish anything with new information to give us any insights.  Much of what they print under a headline that says newly discovered is old and tired.

There are a few ppl in the world, and I met one or two years ago, who actually believed AH was alive and in hiding.  Well, if he were still alive after all this time, I promise ya it would be in the Mail. That is, Hitler lives it seems, at the Mail.
Usually I ignore the tosh they report. Pretty tired and pretty damn boring. But today ....the Mail devoted space to the dumbest thing I’ve seen, and it isn’t even April 1 yet.

Janet Street-Porter of the Mail wrote a lengthy article about Twitter in today’s hard copy edition and here’s just a taste of what she said. Has nothing to do with AH but .... there might be a connection to what follows this.

Is Twitter anything more than a tidal wave of utter drivel, a tsunami of bilge?

Instead of considered comment or intelligent conversation, millions of us are happy to reduce social interaction to these brief, grammatically threadbare outbursts. At this rate Prime Minister’s Questions will soon consist of a series of texts.

Yes, you could look on Twitter as a force for good, a liberating easy-to-use shorthand that crosses national frontiers and social barriers. Or you could stop and think for a minute about what its runaway success reveals about our culture, and our modern values.

Humans are highly sophisticated beings, the product of years of evolution. We are capable of astonishing acts of intelligence, and yet, in the 21st century, we’ve decided to regress, to embrace a stunted form of communication that banishes grammar, context, considered evaluation, subtle innuendo… and adjectives.

Twitter is the bastard child of ‘textspeak’ — and we know what that has done to our ability to write in sentences, our spelling and our writing skills.

Now anyone who actually picks up a pen and sends a thank-you note is seen as a dinosaur, a product of a bygone age.

She has a lot more to say and you may have another opinion on the subject, but here’s the link for some interesting reading.

PORTER ON TWITTER

So as the sun disappears behind the clouds as it’s done all week, to be replaced by mist and damp, we return to the Mail and their love affair with Mr. Hitler.
This is a hoot guys.  If it was meant as a joke I guess it may be worth a grin and shake of the head. Not too certain ‘bout that.
Take a look.

The Hitler house:  looks eerily like Nazi dictator (complete with naff side parting)

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 3:42 PM on 29th March 2011

This unassuming semi in a sleepy part of Swansea is set to become a global internet sensation… for bearing a passing resemblance to Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.

Its neat brown door brings to mind the fascist dictator’s trademark toothbrush moustache.

And the slanting tiled roof falls at a similar angle to the leader’s greased down, parted hairstyle.

Eagle-eyed tweeter Charli Dickenson spotted the curious similarity and posted the photos on her Twitter page where they have become a big hit.

Comedian Jimmy Carr re-Tweeted the image later as interest gathered on the micro-blog site.

Carr wrote: ‘Morning, here’s a house that looks like Hitler.’

It was sent on by hundreds of his followers and became a trending topic on Twitter.

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   Tuesday - March 15, 2011

snake bites breast …. snake dies …

Back again after an off day. The world is still here, just.

So I booted with a few items in mind I wanted to share.  While Drew is concerned with freedoms being lost, and well we all should be, I can not help but think that ppl are also getting a lot dumber.

Here’s an example.  How’s this for stupid?  I feel sorry for the snake. 

two of nature’s beautiful creatures

Wrong!  The snake may be beautiful to some and I guess it actually is. And it’s natural. But the model is anything but natural and beautiful may be a bit ott.

Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model’s breast during photoshoot
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature’s beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake.

But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

SOURCE AND STILL SHOTS

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   Monday - February 28, 2011

so mrs. palin is a froot loop for sugesting the govt. stay out of our kitchens, but jamie here is..?

Good evening BMEWS readers.

The fellow shown here is a Brit chef. His name is Jamie Oliver. He’s in America, as I have been led to understand, to try and teach Americans, but most especially American kiddies, how to eat healthy.  He tried and failed to get his program forced down the throats of one school authority but I forgot what state that was. I had actually forgotten all about him till yesterday when ....  I came upon this.

Jamie Oliver calls Sarah Palin a ‘Froot Loop’ over healthy eating comments

Sarah Palin famously described herself as a pitbull with lipstick - but now she has been labeled a ‘Froot Loop’ by chef Jamie Oliver.

JAMIE ON SARAH’S CASE

Now why in the world would he attack Sarah Palin?  Glad you asked. Because Mrs Palin insists that it’s the parents who decide and not the govt. as to what their kids eat.  Guidelines aren’t a problem. Suggest away.  But stay out of our kitchens.  Sounds fair to me although it has to be faced that diets are important and not all kids (thanx to puter games etc.) aren’t burning off calories the way we used to. So anyway, Sarah’s a Froot Loop. That’s how the paper spelled it.

Would that be why I assigned so many Moonbats to Jamie today?  Well, no actually.  I’d have given him one or two, cos Mrs Palin isn’t going to lose sleep over his remark. Then why so many? Well, if you’re gonna assign fruit loopy designations on my ppl, be sure you don’t fall into that category yourself.
Because if anything has the ring of Froot Loop about it, this sure does.

Jamie Oliver’s most stomach-turning TV show yet? Boys on new C4 series asked to donate sperm samples for biology

By Lara Gould

Channel 4 is facing a storm of criticism over Jamie Oliver’s new TV series which features two teenage boys being asked to produce sperm samples for analysis in a science class.

The scenes will be featured in Jamie’s Dream School, in which he attempts to turn around a group of troubled teenagers by sending them to a school run by celebrities.

As part of the seven-week series, the teachers – including Tony Blair’s wife Cherie and his former communications chief Alastair Campbell – were asked to devise classes about their specialist field.

ALL THE REST OF THE ARTICLE IS HERE

And btw ....Channel 4 sure has earned a good number of these bats.

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   Wednesday - February 23, 2011

Anger as word ‘marriage’ vanishes from birth statistics. You may now thank the left.

Eight years ago Labour ministers ordered that the word ‘marriage’ should no longer be used on official documents because they said it led to discrimination against gays

That people, is how far the former left wing govt. brought things to pass.

Anger as word ‘marriage’ vanishes from birth statistics

By STEVE DOUGHTY

Married couples have disappeared from official family records for the first time.
In a further blow to the status of marriage, records of the number of women who become pregnant will no longer show how many were or were not married.
Instead, Government statisticians will publish the number of mothers-to-be who were in ‘a legal partnership’ at the time they conceived – which will include both marriages and women in civil partnerships.

Eight years ago Labour ministers ordered that the word ‘marriage’ should no longer be used on official documents because they said it led to discrimination against gays.

However, there has been a growing chorus of complaints that the censorship of the word will warp official records and erase the evidence which shows that married couples and their children live healthier and happier lives.

The Office for National Statistics’ new figures show that there were 896,300 conceptions in England and Wales in 2009.

But, rather than referring to numbers inside and outside marriage, they only show that 57 per cent of pregnancies began ‘outside a legal partnership’.
The disappearance of marriage statistics has come despite a plea from Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith.

In a major speech earlier this month, Mr Duncan Smith said: ‘I have asked my department to ensure references to marriage are included on relevant forms and research in the future.’

source

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   Tuesday - February 22, 2011

has american industry sunk to the depths that we’re hostage to home grown jerks and foreigners

Knowing how touchy/feely our BMEWS ppl are and how sad the story, I thought I should warn our friends to have the hankies handy. Sob.

What a load of rubbish this is. It just gets the blood boiling to know that foreign interests in our internal affairs and how we deal with crime and punishment (and too often lack of the p-part) can throw a wrench into our machinery.
But the very worst part of this whole damned thing is, I’m left asking a question.

Have we become so dumb in the USA that we can not manufacture this stuff ourselves?  What the hell is happening to us? What, damn it?

The Daily Mail, which is not I know you won’t believe, a liberal paper, is talking about the “grisly end” to rapists/killers and miserable excuses for human beings.
How about the grisly end of their victims? Oh right. Since they’re already dead they don’t count anymore. Just the living filthy fuckin trash as represented by these examples.

the case would halt executions in Georgia and many other states. U.S. ‘execution protocols’ say the anaesthetic, sodium thiopental, must be administered first in lethal injections to render the prisoner fully unconscious.
There are no U.S. firms currently able to supply thiopental.

WHY NOT?

I don’t care if the scum are buried alive in this case and many like it.  Did they make the end of life humane for their victims?  And I do not for one minute buy the BS that we MUST treat these vermin well or we become like them. That’s BS too.

Jeeze I get so damn angry sometimes. And these days all the time it seems.

Professor Sheri Johnson, of Cornell University law school, a member of Hammond’s legal team,

Maybe if we’re lucky, Ms fuckin Johnson of Cornell Univ. will become a victim of worse and hopefully survive just to see her attacker(s) well defended by ppl like her. Then the bitch can die and I’d celebrate. The same for the idiot pen-pal broad who brought warmth to a cold blooded killer. But first …. eliminate with extreme prejudice Reprieve and others like them, using the very same methods as used by the criminals they want to save. Lets see how they’d like that.
Trouble is, nobody has the ability or the know how or the organization to bring that about.  Wait, the govt. does but won’t use them to protect America in quite that way. What a shame.  Our country is under assault not just by islamic animals, which is severe and bad enough all by itself. We’re under assault by, us.
And we are also being assaulted in a manner of speaking, by libtard foreign politicians with the authority to impose their weak kneed, hand wringing standards on what passes for a justice system in our own damn country. What’s with that? 

Prisoners’ agony in botched executions with British drug
By DAVID ROSE

Two American prisoners died in agony in botched lethal injections after being given allegedly defective anaesthetic supplied by a British drug company.
The grisly details of the deaths of murderers Emmanuel Hammond, executed by the state of Georgia last month, and Brandon Rhode, put to death there last September, will form the basis of a High Court action to be launched on Tuesday.

Both kept their eyes open when they should have been in a coma and Hammond grimaced in pain.

The legal action, brought by the campaign group Reprieve on behalf of the Rhode family, aims to force the British pharmaceutical regulator, the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Authority (MHRA), to recall all the anaesthetic supplied for executions by Dream Pharma, a tiny company located in West London.

If successful, the case would halt executions in Georgia and many other states. U.S. ‘execution protocols’ say the anaesthetic, sodium thiopental, must be administered first in lethal injections to render the prisoner fully unconscious.
Then he or she is given pancuronium bromide, a muscle relaxant that makes it impossible to breathe, and potassium chloride, a caustic chemical that stops the heart.
There are no U.S. firms currently able to supply thiopental. Dream Pharma’s consignments, sent last summer to states including Georgia, California, Arkansas and Arizona, were the last from Britain before Business Secretary Vince Cable imposed a ban in December on exporting drugs for executions.

The Mail on Sunday interviewed three witnesses to the most recent botched execution, that of Hammond, 45, who raped and murdered a teacher, Julie Love, in 1988. All said that he remained conscious as he was put to death on January 24.

Professor Sheri Johnson, of Cornell University law school, a member of Hammond’s legal team, said she stared at him throughout as she knew the previous prisoner to be executed using the Dream Pharma thiopental – Rhode – had kept his eyes open throughout and had not lost consciousness.

Prof Johnson said: ‘He closed his eyes perhaps ten seconds after the drugs started. But then, some time later, he opened them again. Perhaps one or two minutes after that, his mouth screwed up to one side. It looked painful, as if it could be a grimace of pain.’

Reporter Josh Green also said Hammond first closed and then reopened his eyes some time after receiving the thiopental. Later, he wrote, he observed Hammond give out ‘short bursts of breath that lifted his lips’.

Jill Rand, a Florida nurse who became Hammond’s penfriend, said that she too saw him move his lips.
Several witnesses also said Rhode, 31 – who murdered three members of the same family in 2000 – kept his eyes open throughout.

Maya Foa, an investigator at Reprieve, said: ‘If it’s not recalled, more prisoners are likely to die in agony.’
Georgia’s next scheduled execution is on March 1.

Ms Foa said Reprieve was also taking statements from witnesses to a third ‘botched’ execution – Jeffrey Landrigan, 50, in Arizona in October.
Dream Pharma last night failed to respond to requests for comment.
An MHRA spokeswoman said it could not comment on the pending legal action.
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SOURCE

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   Monday - February 21, 2011

Michelle Obama still hopes for an invitation to William and Kate’s wedding.

Oh good grief. Hasn’t this woman a clue? Isn’t there anyone working in the white house that knows anything about protocol ?

America’s first lady is embarrassing quite frankly.

I don’t care about royal weddings to be honest. I don’t even follow who becomes Miss America since Bert Parks died. But ... an awful lot of other folks do and it’s becoming a big deal here. Well you’d imagine that of course. Of course also ... the wedding doesn’t take place till the end of April, I think, but the news coverage on it is everywhere already and it’s every day. I’m glad we don’t have a TV.

What Mrs O. has done is pretty much ask for an invitation. Exasperate courtiers?  I’d say they’re driven to the edge. Lets not forget the Obamas will be making an official state visit to these shores anyway, a month after the royal wedding. You probably can figure out what a logistical nightmare that’s gonna be. Oh the Brits will handle it all okay. But much of London will be off limits no doubt and the usual airports will more then likely be closed. There will be HUGE inconveniences to the locals. It’s my understanding that he can’t fly into one of the military bases and so will have to use civilian airport. Can you imagine what that will entail?  OK, he’s a head of state. I understand. But if Mrs. Obama’s “hope” were realized, it would create a double nightmare withing a very short span of time. 
Talk about party crashing. Jeesh.

Lets hope someone can disabuse her of the ridiculous “hope” to attend that to which she has not been invited.

Michelle Obama is likely to exasperate courtiers with her comments about the royal wedding after they went to such lengths to accommodate the White House

by Tim Walker

Even after it was clear that Prince William and Kate Middleton would not be sending a wedding invitation to the White House, Michelle Obama still appears not to have given up hope.
“If I get invited, I’ll go,” the First Lady said on the Live With Regis and Kelly Show on American television. She conceded, however, that, as things stand, she had not been invited.

Her comments are likely to exasperate senior courtiers, who – as I reported on Nov 14 last year – had to put off naming the wedding date until a week after announcing the engagement because White House officials were not at first certain when Barack Obama and his wife would make their first state visit to Britain.

Obama’s men, adamant that the two events should not clash, subsequently agreed May 24 to 26, almost a month after the royal wedding, as the dates for his visit.

Although the wedding will clearly be exclusive – I disclosed on Saturday that Sarah, Duchess of York, is not invited – the President may feel he had a lucky escape. One confirmed guest at the wedding will be Hamad bin Isa Khalifa, the King of Bahrain. Last week, to the dismay of the White House, his kingdom’s security forces opened fire on protesters demanding reforms.

STAY HOME MICHELLEand forget about the wedding

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