Monday - January 05, 2015

Taking CCW Too Far

• Makes me wonder if Ronco is getting into the firearms business with their new model “vag-o-matic”.

• Cooter Shooter!

• You should see her fast draw! Come to think of it, no, you probably shouldn’t!

• If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what’s a bird worth with one in the bush?

• {ancient punchline} So he says, “Flashlight? Oh hell if you can find your flashlight we can find my truck keys and drive home!”

• Was that a “piece"-maker?

• When they said to carry it cocked and locked, this is not what they meant!

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New Mexico woman smuggles gun into jail in genitals, ditches it in bathroom trash

She didn’t stick to her guns. [ thank goodness her guns didn’t stick to her! ]

A New Mexico woman smuggled a handgun into an Albuquerque jail in her genitals and dumped the firearm in a bathroom trash can, police said.

Josephine McAllister, 34, managed to get the firearm past at least four officers who searched her while booking her on stolen credit card charges Dec. 16, police said.

She ditched the gun in the Metropolitan Detention Center bathroom as soon as she could, police said.

An inmate discovered the contraband while taking out the trash and alerted jail officials.

McAllister, who was high on heroin, told police she did not hand the gun over out of fear she would get in more trouble,

EWWW. Still, coulda been worse. She could’ve brought a spare hi-cap magazine in next to it too.

Posted by Drew458     on 01/05/2015 at 11:06 AM   
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