Thursday - June 22, 2006

Women: Arm Yourself!

This little device was announced last September with very little fanfare but has managed to create quite a controversy in the ensuing nine months since. Personally, I’d be all for this little “clamp” for rapists. It is fitting punishment for violating a woman against her will. I think every gal should have one for those trips to the ATM at midnight.

The only problem I might see is the ditzy blonde I’m out on a date with who got a little tipsy and forgot she was wearing it when she invited me back to her apartment and dropped her clothes. Even worse would be the angry wife or girlfriend who ... never mind. Gals aren’t really that sadistic are they? I better quit now. Following that last train of thought caused me to start shaking all over - especially when I recall what a sadistic, spiteful beeyatch my last wife turned into during the divorce. YIKES!

New Anti-Rape Female Condom
_{September 5, 2005}

So what is this device, for which design South African inventor Sonette Ehlers was inspired after meeting a traumatised rape victim who told her, “If only I had teeth down there”, all about?

A medieval device built on hatred of men? Or a cheap, easy-to-use invention that could free millions of South African women from fear of rape, in a country with the world’s worst sexual assault record?

“Rapex”, the condom-like device bristling with internal hooks designed to snare rapists has re-ignited controversy over South Africa’s alarming rape rate, even before plans for its production were announced in Western Cape this week. The device, concealed inside a woman’s body, hooks onto a rapist during penetration and must be surgically removed.

Ms Ehlers said the rape trap would be so painful for a rapist that it would disable him immediately, enabling his victim to escape; but would cause no long-term physical damage and could not injure the woman.

“I don’t hate men. I love men. I have not got revenge in mind. All I am doing is giving women their power back,” Ms Ehlers said. “I don’t even hate rapists. But I hate the deed with a passion.”

- The original announcement at MedGadget last Fall

Anti-rape Device Postponed
_{June 21, 2006, 06:45}

The controversial anti-rape device, Rapex, which was scheduled to make its debut on store shelves this month, is likely only to be available towards the end of the year. The invention which was launched in August last year, is the brainchild of Sonette Ehlers, a retired South African blood technician. The mechanism will clamp itself to a rapist’s penis forcing him to seek medical treatment and face arrest.

According to Ehlers, stock of the device is being manufactured overseas and will be imported back from the East into South Africa before the end of the year. Ehlers says she spends a lot of time in prisons and townships educating people about the device. The project has been greeted with enthusiasm as well as scepticism. One of those critical of the device is Charlene Smith, a rape survivor, journalist and activist on women’s issues. She says she believes the device will increase the risk of victims being killed.

“I would be appalled and every rape survivor I know would be appalled and be incredibly concerned, if the Rapex device does actually make it to stores. We believe that women who use it, will be killed by the rapist. If this device clamps onto a man, that man is right next to the woman, he’s not going to jump out and say ‘oh gosh this is hurting me’. He’s going to kill that woman. So we increase the risk of the women raped, being killed,” Smith said.

Ehlers says she is not perturbed by criticism of her invention. She replied and said, “I love criticism, but only when people know what they’re talking about, then I love it. But you know, number one, is they say its medieval, I say its a mediaeval device for a mediaeval deed. And another thing is the very same people that criticise it they should go out and educate the burglars too so we that we can all remove the burglar bars from our windows. We don’t even need to have the locks on our cars. So I mean this is a security device.”

Smith adds that in the case of gang rape, the victim is in even greater danger, but Ehlers says after being caught in the device, the perpetrator is likely to identify his accomplices to police. Lindsay Smith of Africa Contingency Consultants who specialises in Crisis and Threat Management believes the device will not work in an already violent society.

“I support any endeavour to prevent rape, but one must be realistic in a violent society where one must be careful of violence breeding violence or violence breeds violence. If you’re in a violent situation with a violent person, the average violent person is not necessarily just going to get up and run away once he’s been injured, especially if its in a gang situation. And that is my problem I have with Rapex. Is it not gonna effectively take an already violent person and make him more excessively violent?” While the controversy rages on, the true test will be when it finally hits the shelves - hopefully later this year.

- More on the postponement at SABC ...

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   Saturday - June 03, 2006

Sex Education, Texas Edition

Never let it be said that The Skipper let you down when it comes to covering sexual predators ... especially when it is former beauty queens seducing their 18-year-old students. The poor lad is damaged goods. He is scarred for life. The emotional scars must be horrible. Who am I kidding? You can find this lovely lady’s predatory monster’s beauty pageant biography here. Of course you also know The Skipper would have to also include her MySpace page. I’m still looking for a picture of the made man unlucky victim ...

Former Beauty Queen Arrested
For Sex Crime with Student
_{6/3/2006 12:23:22 PM}

SAN ANTONIO (WOAI-TV) - A former beauty queen-turned teacher could be going to jail, charged with having an inappropriate relationship with one of her students.

Amy McElhenney was crowned Miss Bexar County 2002, and competed in the Miss Texas pageant. Now, four years later, police say McElhenney is accused of having sex with 18-year-old student. They say they were made aware of the relationship after a tip that the 25-year-old had suggestive text messages, on her cell phone, from a student.

McElhenney is from North Texas and majored in education and Spanish while she was a student at the University of Texas at Austin. She was never a resident of Bexar County, but was eligible for the Miss Bexar County contests because she was a Texas resident and lived within 100 miles of San Antonio.

Now the Bexar County beauty pageant winner, who became a cross country coach and teacher at Hebron High School, in Carrollton, faces a second-degree felony charge. Police say the student claims he and McElhenney had sex several times, but she denies there was ever a physical relationship. She reportedly did admit, to police, the relationship with the boy, was inappropriate.

According to Texas law, McElhenney faces felony charges, even though the student is 18-years-old, because there is a ban on all sexual relationships between teachers and students. She has resigned from the school and is currently out on a $5,000 bond.

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   Tuesday - May 09, 2006

Ali Bobbett

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA ....

Maid Cuts Off Employer’s Penis
_{May 8, 2006 22:03 (SA)}

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (Reuters)—Surgeons have reattached the penis of a Saudi man who paid the price for trying to have sex with his Filipina maid and she attacked him with a knife, said a hospital source on Monday.

A spokesperson at Riyadh’s Takhassusi Hospital said: “This is a sophisticated operation. You are dealing with an organ in a difficult area and you want to try to return it to its efficiency.”

Earlier this month it was reported that the maid removed her employer’s manhood after he tried to molest her in the middle of the night as his wife was sleeping. The maid is in police custody.

The spokesperson said: “It’s one of the rare cases… but they did it (the operation) last week and it went smoothly. “The hospital has done this kind of operation before, but only after people had car accidents.”

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Most Ridiculous Item Of The Day (so far)

Mr. Zuma was acquitted last week of the rape charges, based mostly on his contention that his victim has a history of making false accusations of rape. Yeah, right. He still faces charges of corruption. The weird part of this is that his political career is probably ruined. Why? Because he admitted during testimony not using a condom.

Welcome to Africa, folks - the continent that has been sliding rapidly into the toilet ever since they ran the Europeans out and started “governing” themselves. I predict that within fifty years, they’ll be back to wearing loincloths and carrying spears. That is not intended as a racist statement - it’s just telling it like it is.

The continent is overflowing with natural resources from diamonds to oil to uranium and it’s all being wasted by a few dozen dictators, despots and warring tribes - not to mention an absolutely horrid AIDS epidemic. When will it end - and how many millions will die before then?

Zuma Sorry For Not Using Condom
_{Tuesday, 9 May 2006, 11:32 GMT 12:32 UK}

SOUTH AFRICA (BBC)—Former Deputy President Jacob Zuma has apologised to South Africans for not using a condom during sex. This detail emerged during his trial on a rape charge, of which he was cleared on Monday. It caused shock in a country where 5m people are infected with HIV.

Mr Zuma also said media coverage of his trial was unfair, and hinted at a political conspiracy against him. He said he was “ready to lead” if his party wished. Mr Zuma was once seen as a future president and remains popular.

In a statement delivered to a news conference in Johannesburg, Mr Zuma said he had erred in having unprotected sex with a woman he knew to be HIV-positive. “I should have known better and acted with more caution. For this I apologise to all the people of this country.”

He also said the woman who accused him “should in no way be vilified or condemned”, and offered a hand of friendship “to the women and organisations who demonstrated against me, because we are partners in a common struggle”.

Mr Zuma criticised the media coverage of his trial: “It is unfortunate that freedom of expression has been used as an instrument to assassinate character and prejudice the judicial process.”

- More third world insanity at the BBC ...

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/09/2006 at 09:08 AM   
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   Monday - April 24, 2006

The Little Head Theory

Sex Cues Ruin Men’s Ability To Make Decisions
_{Wednesday April 19, 2006}

The Guardian (UK)

A glimpse of an alluring woman is all it takes to ruin a man’s decision-making skills and the more testosterone coursing through his veins, the worse the problem gets, researchers claim today. The finding is unwelcome confirmation that those most likely to be in a position of power are most susceptible to the subtle influences of the opposite sex.

Bram van den Bergh and Siegfried Dewitte at the University of Leuven in Belgium set 44 student volunteers aged 18 to 28 a financial game to test how they reacted to fair play. The game required the students to split into pairs and before half of the games, one of each pair was shown images of a sexy woman or asked to rate how much they liked a variety of lingerie.

The results showed that men exposed to what the researchers call “sexual cues” accepted unfair play far more than men who were not. The researchers later ranked the men according to their testosterone levels and found that the more testosterone a man had the worse he fared in the tests, they report in the journal, Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

“We all think we are rational beings, but our research suggests ... that people with high testosterone levels are very vulnerable to sexual cues. If there are no cues around, they behave normally, but if they see sexual images they become impulsive,” said Dr Dewitte. “It’s a tendency, but these people are not powerless to fight it. Hormone levels are one thing, but we can learn to deal with it.”

Testosterone levels were gauged by measuring the ratio of the index finger to the ring finger. A low value, suggesting a ring finger longer than the index finger, is a result of high testosterone and is found more commonly in men than women. The researchers are conducting tests to search for a similar effect in women, but have so far failed to find a visual stimulus that alters their decision-making behaviour.

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   Wednesday - March 15, 2006

Make Love Not War

You’re out on patrol, choppering through the skies over the war zone in Iraq. While scanning around with night vision goggle you notice activity in a parked car behind a building. You zoom with the goggles and slowly the picture comes into focus ....

Chopper Observer: “02 to 26. Do you copy?”

HQ Comm unit: “Go ahead, 02.”

Chopper Observer: “We have activity here but I don’t think we need to report it.”

HQ Comm Unit: “What you got, 02?”

Chopper Observer: “Well .... it looks like fornication in a convertible.”

HQ Comm Unit: “Whaaaaaaaat?”

(Entire chopper crew heard cracking up in background)

Just another day in a war zone .... [NSFW]

_{Hat Tip To: Steve C.}

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   Monday - February 27, 2006

Teacher Feature Two-Fer

Just when you thought it was safe to back onto the playground ... two more “predators” appear and gobble up our youngsters. On the East Coast this time - in the Carolinas ... one North and one South. The only thing I got to say about this latest episode is .... we sure have gone downhill in the quality of our predators lately.

Now I know these two gals ain’t the best lookin’ peaches on the tree but DANG! Listen up, all you teenage boys out there .... if this is the best your “little head” can get you involved with then it’s about time to learn how to use the big head for a change. Trust me on that one ....

Teacher in Student Sex Case Held on Bond
Saturday, February 25, 2006

LAURENS, S.C. (AP)

A former fifth-grade teacher accused of having sex with her 11-year-old student was ordered held on $100,000 bond Saturday. Prosecutors had wanted Wendie A. Schweikert, 36, jailed without bond, saying she was a danger to the community and a flight risk.

Schweikert was arrested Friday on two counts of criminal sexual conduct with a minor after the boy’s mother accused the teacher of having sex with him at school at least twice, said Laurens Police Chief Robin Morse.

The former teacher admitted in a statement to having sex with the boy, Morse said. Schweikert, who resigned from her job at E.B. Morse Elementary School on Friday, did not speak during the hearing, and did not have an attorney. The boy’s mother tried to tell the judge how shaken her son was, but was choked back by tears.

The boy “wanted his mother to tell the court he was scared,” prosecutor Jerry Peace said. “He is terrified that the defendant will get out on bond.” A man who answered the door at Schweikert’s home Saturday would not comment. Laurens is in northwestern South Carolina.

Teacher Arrested For Alleged Sexual Relationship With Student
February 23, 2006

GOLDSBORO, N.C. (WRAL-TV)

A Wayne County teacher has been arrested and charged with a felony for allegedly having sex with an 18-year-old male student. Laurie Spurlock, 36, of Goldsboro, a teacher at Charles B. Aycock High School, turned herself in to authorities Thursday afternoon after the Wayne County Public School System asked the sheriff’s office to investigate.

The relationship was reported to the Wayne County Sheriff’s Office as having occurred between mid-September 2005 and January 2006, but the alleged accusations against Spurlock did not occur on school property, according to authorities.

Spurlock, who is listed as an English teacher on the Wayne County school system’s Web site, was charged with two counts of felony sexual offense with a student. Secured bond has been set at $15,000.

The case, according to the sheriff’s office, is still under investigation.

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   Tuesday - February 14, 2006

Most Ridiculous Headline Of The Day

Please ignore the turgid prose in this story as well as the limp premise that surgery does not stiffen your sex life. It’s obvious the reporter doesn’t know dick about pleasing a woman.



I’m sorry but I just couldn’t help myself. Seriously, The Skipper would like to present two valuable life lessons to all men: (1) spam should never be read, much less trusted - delete immediately and live a happy life; (2) the average male penis is 6.16" when fully erect and that’s more than enough to do the job of pleasing your lady - in fact, 4” or 5” is enough .... if you know how to use it properly. How do you know how to use it properly? Ask her ...

Penis Surgery: The Long And Short Of It...
February 14, 2006
LONDON (REUTERS)

Thanks to the incessant spam, it’s become the most hyped of all operations but researchers said on Tuesday that most men who have had penis enlargement surgery are not satisfied with the results. “For patients with psychological concern about the size of the penis—particularly if it is normal size—there is little point in offering them surgery because it makes no difference,” said Nim Christopher, a urologist at St Peter’s Andrology Center in London.

Christopher and his colleagues, who questioned 42 men who had the surgery, found the dissatisfaction rate was very high. Often the men requested another surgical procedure.

“The average increase in length is 1.3 cm (0.5 inches) which isn’t very much and the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent,” said Christopher. He added that spam e-mails advertising penis enlargement surgery were inaccurate and gave men unrealistic expectations. Rather than having surgery, he and his colleagues, who reported the findings in the journal of European Urology, said the men should be referred for psychological counseling.

“We now know that the majority of these patients are dissatisfied after these procedures. Research should be directed toward non-surgical options,” said Yoram Vardi, of the Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, Israel, in an editorial in the journal.

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   Saturday - February 11, 2006

Doctor Love

Leave it to a mens online magazine, AskMen.com, to come up with your Valentine’s Day list of Things To Do. Personally, I always found that a couple of bottles of champagne, a pound of chocolate, a dozen roses and (most importantly) a heartfelt apology for all the things I did wrong during the last year - usually work. It is not an expression of love anymore, guys. It is a day of atonement. Now get out there and take one for the team ....

11 Sensual Valentine’s Day Ideas
(ASKMEN.COM)

1- Petals for the bed
You might think it’s a waste of money, but I have yet to meet a woman who isn’t impressed by the sight of a bed that’s covered with white sheets and hundreds of red rose petals. Remove the petals from about a dozen roses and use them to make a path to the bed, and cover the entire bed with them (light some candles and put on the right music, and she might just fall to her knees with glee). You can even put some petals in the…

2- Warm bath
A bath filled with rose petals and oils will definitely serve to help her relax and prep her body for what’s about to come (yeah, you know what I mean).

3- Tasty oils
Shop around for some massage oils that come packed with flavor. Whether you like banana, almond or chocolate, now you can rub her body down and lick off the remains.

4- Edible paint
Body paint, especially of the chocolate variety, will never steer you wrong. Use the brush to spell out what you want to do to her, what you want her to do to you, or even play games in which she has to guess what you’re writing on her body. A wrong answer gets you five minutes of oral sex; a right answer gets her five minutes of tongue action.

5- Feed her
I’m certain you’re well aware that food coupled with sex is awesome. Cutting up fruit like strawberries, melon, apples, as well as chocolate (yeah, chocolate is likely going to be in all the tips) can only serve to make the sexual fun even more, well, fun.

6- Blindfold her
The 9½ Weeks cliché would have you blindfold and feed her. But this time, I recommend you blindfold her and present her with different scents, making her guess what each one is. It would be great if one of them were actually a perfume gift. Along with the perfume, make her smell things like incense, flowers, oils, etc. And play the oral sex game again (see No. 4).

7- Tie her up
There’s nothing quite like having a woman submit to you completely. Tie her hands to the bedpost with a scarf (a scarf she will later receive as a gift) and have your way with her body.

8- Use a feather
Going down on her is one thing; using a feather to drive her crazy and make her beg to give it a little lick is another. Use a strong feather to tickle her entire body, ending at her vagina.

9- Buy her disposable lingerie
Get her a sexy, lacy, satin getup, and once she puts it on for you, tear it off and do your thing. And edible underwear never hurt anyone.

10- Dip your penis
When your penis is soft, cover it with chocolate syrup that hardens (you can find some at any grocery store—you may have to cool your penis first), and give your woman her chocolate-covered present. Just make sure she sucks it off and doesn’t bite it off.

11- Sexually shaped chocolate
Chocolate comes in a variety of shapes, from nipples and breasts to penises, so head to your nearest sex shop and watch as she sucks on her chocolate penis before she gives you the real thing.

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/11/2006 at 11:10 AM   
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   Wednesday - February 08, 2006

Don’t Touch

Question: How many first-graders can even spell “S-E-X” much less “H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T”? Best I recall, at that age, I was convinced all girls had major cooties and were utterly useless creatures who played with stupid dolls (little did I know how right I was).

Now what has this school accomplished here? They have emotionally scarred this young boy for life and the little girl has learned a valuable lesson that will gain her either a promotion or a hefty sum in a lawsuit in about 20 years. Madness, I tells ya. Complete, total madness ....

First Grader Suspended for Harassment
February 8, 2006, 1:23 PM EST
BROCKTON, Mass. (AP)

A first grader was suspended for three days after school officials said he sexually harassed a girl in his class by allegedly putting two fingers inside the girl’s waistband while she sat on the floor in front of him. The boy’s mother, Berthena Dorinvil, said she “screamed” about last week’s suspension from Downey Elementary School, and added her son doesn’t know what sexual harassment is.

“He doesn’t know those things,” she told The Enterprise of Brockton. “He’s only 6 years old.” School officials declined comment to The Enterprise, citing the child’s age. “They would have not suspended the child without doing an investigation,” said spokeswoman Cynthia McNally.

Dorinvil said the school principal, Diane Gosselin, called her to pick up her son Jan. 30. She said her son asked the principal if the police were going to come get him. The principal told Dorinvil the girl complained to the teacher after her son touched the girl’s waistband, hitting her skin, in a room full of children. Dorinvil said her son told her he touched the girl’s shirt, not her skin, after the girl touched him.

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   Saturday - January 28, 2006

Just The Bare Facts

Playboy Wants You!

Playboy’s online cybersite just started a new gig for all you exhibitionists and others who enjoy titillating tales of sexual encounters across the internet. Just click on the ad on the right and go fill in your name and tell the entire world all about the nasty deeds you performed with the assistance of the internet.

Now’s your chance to let the whole world know what a really cool sexual dynamo you are and how you met some gal in a chat room and wound up in a hotel room in Cleveland, tied to the bed and being spanked by a dominatrix named Wanda.

Then again, maybe not. Wanda, if you’re reading this, let’s do it again this Saturday. Same place, same time.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2006 at 04:17 AM   
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   Thursday - January 26, 2006

Another Teacher Creature Feature

Now this is getting ridiculous. Really. No, I’m not referring to this latest teacher-student-sex escapade. I’m referring to her name. Cameo Patch? What’s up with that? And what’s up with this “informant” crap? It seems neither the student or the teacher could keep their mouths shut ...

Sexy Substitute Teacher Has Relations With Boy
Woman, 29, facing up to 5 years for illicit activity with 17-year-old
(WORLDNETDAILY)

A 29-year-old substitute teacher in Utah is facing felony charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student. Cameo Patch was a fill-in instructor at Tooele High School, and was arrested after an informant disclosed her alleged relationship with the boy. The pair reportedly met in the classroom, but engaged in the alleged wrongdoing off campus after school. All indications are the sexual activity was consensual.

According to the police report, “… [Patch] and the juvenile met in a local restaurant, exchanged phone numbers, and arranged to meet to talk later in the evening. During the course of the meeting between the two, sexual activity between [Patch] and the juvenile occurred.” The informant stated Patch “performed oral sex” on the student, but did not engage in sexual intercourse.

The teacher has been charged with the third-degree felony of “unlawful sexual conduct with a 16- or 17-year-old,” though she was originally charged with misdemeanor lewdness. Prosecutors say the felony applies in this case because the assailant is at least ten years older than the minor. The Tooele County School District issued a statement saying it “has removed [Patch] from the substitute pool.”

The woman, who faces up to five years in prison, has her initial court appearance slated for Feb. 6. This latest case joins a long list of women who have been accused or convicted of having illegal sexual activity with children.

- More on this and the full list of recent Wild Teachers at WND ...

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   Thursday - January 19, 2006

Weekly Hot-For-Teacher Feature

Sigh. Another week. Another female teacher hard at work seducing her students. These young ladies are really starting to worry me. Don’t they understand us older men are much better lovers than those little punks in 8th grade? Seriously, this is becoming an epidemic across the country and I don’t understand what is causing it unless our school administrators just aren’t vetting their new hires very carefully.

On the positive side, it’s good to know that for every one of these edu-nymphs there are hundreds of thousands of teachers just doing their job. My complaint has always been with the rotten education system we have, not with the teachers. The school administrators and the liberal NEA teacher’s union are the root of most of the problems. Your kids are literally at the mercy of sex offenders and socialist psychopaths. Now, more than ever, parents need to stay involved in their children’s education. If you don’t, your kid could wind up in a hotel in Mexico taking classes in sex education too.

Ex-Teacher Indicted on Sex Charges
January 19, 2006
TOMPKINSVILLE, Ky. (AP)

A former teacher on Wednesday was charged with having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy who was found with her in a Mexico hotel earlier this month. A county grand jury indicted 26-year-old Angela Comer on charges of third-degree sodomy, unlawful transaction with a minor and custodial interference. Comer was the boy’s eighth-grade teacher until she was forced to resign in November amid allegations of an affair with the student.

Mexican authorities located Comer and the boy at a hotel just across the Texas border in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico on Jan. 10, four days after the boy was reported missing by the boy’s grandmother. They were brought back to Kentucky last week. Comer’s attorney, Johnny Bell, said he did not have enough information on the case to comment. Authorities in Tompkinsville, Ky., are investigating the circumstances of the relationship, but Police Chief Dale Forward said the two are rumored to have been sexually involved.

Comer’s 3-year-old son, who was with her at the Mexican hotel, and the boy were taken into protective custody by Texas authorities. Comer will face a felony charge of custodial interference for taking the teen away from his grandmother. She also faces a federal charge of unlawful flight to avoid prosecution because she crossed the border, said Steven Gurley, special agent in charge of the FBI in Kentucky.

Comer was charged in November for trying the coax the boy into disobeying his grandmother, who had forbidden them from communicating with each other, said Monroe County Attorney Wes Stephens. The boy allegedly stole from his grandmother before the couple fled to Mexico and will be charged with theft, Forward said. “He stole approximately $700 in cash, as well as credit cards and her checkbook,” Forward said.

The boy, whose parents are divorced, lives with his grandmother in Tompkinsville, a town of about 2,600 people. Comer was the boy’s math teacher at Monroe County Middle School before she resigned in November, said Forward. The police chief said he suspected the affair had something to do with the divorce of Angela and her ex-husband David Comer. “[David has] known about this for a while,” Forward said. “She said they were supposedly just friends, but he had hired a private investigator to look into it.”

Forward said he was surprised by the ex-teacher’s actions, but that her family is “pretty off the wall.” “It’s a pretty sad situation,” Forward said. “We entrust those teachers to care and keep our kids safe. They are the last ones we should have to worry about.” Betty York, the boy’s guardian, said her grandson, who will turn 15 in March, is a talented basketball player who stands 6-foot-2. He’s in temporary foster care, she said.

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   Sunday - January 08, 2006

Willy Wonka

There is absolutely nothing I can add to the press release below. Absolutely nothing. You, however, may feel free to come up with your own punch lines and/or adult humor in the comments. Of course you realize this will probably start an extremely long comment chain full of questionable verbage and extremely bad puns. Let the games begin ....

The classic Clone-A-Willy allows you to make a copy of your Johnson, and with the optional motor you can even turn it into a vibrator. The latest version is the Chocolate Clone-A-Willy which lets you make a real milk chocolate copy that is 100% edible and, apparently, quite tasty. It’ll be available in about two weeks, so start scouting early so you’ll have time to make a copy of your manhood. (Source: Gizmodo)

- http://www.cloneawilly.com/

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Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:

1. Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
2. Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
3. Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
4. Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere

It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.

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