Saturday - February 11, 2006

Doctor Love

Leave it to a mens online magazine, AskMen.com, to come up with your Valentine’s Day list of Things To Do. Personally, I always found that a couple of bottles of champagne, a pound of chocolate, a dozen roses and (most importantly) a heartfelt apology for all the things I did wrong during the last year - usually work. It is not an expression of love anymore, guys. It is a day of atonement. Now get out there and take one for the team ....

11 Sensual Valentine’s Day Ideas
(ASKMEN.COM)

1- Petals for the bed
You might think it’s a waste of money, but I have yet to meet a woman who isn’t impressed by the sight of a bed that’s covered with white sheets and hundreds of red rose petals. Remove the petals from about a dozen roses and use them to make a path to the bed, and cover the entire bed with them (light some candles and put on the right music, and she might just fall to her knees with glee). You can even put some petals in the…

2- Warm bath
A bath filled with rose petals and oils will definitely serve to help her relax and prep her body for what’s about to come (yeah, you know what I mean).

3- Tasty oils
Shop around for some massage oils that come packed with flavor. Whether you like banana, almond or chocolate, now you can rub her body down and lick off the remains.

4- Edible paint
Body paint, especially of the chocolate variety, will never steer you wrong. Use the brush to spell out what you want to do to her, what you want her to do to you, or even play games in which she has to guess what you’re writing on her body. A wrong answer gets you five minutes of oral sex; a right answer gets her five minutes of tongue action.

5- Feed her
I’m certain you’re well aware that food coupled with sex is awesome. Cutting up fruit like strawberries, melon, apples, as well as chocolate (yeah, chocolate is likely going to be in all the tips) can only serve to make the sexual fun even more, well, fun.

6- Blindfold her
The 9½ Weeks cliché would have you blindfold and feed her. But this time, I recommend you blindfold her and present her with different scents, making her guess what each one is. It would be great if one of them were actually a perfume gift. Along with the perfume, make her smell things like incense, flowers, oils, etc. And play the oral sex game again (see No. 4).

7- Tie her up
There’s nothing quite like having a woman submit to you completely. Tie her hands to the bedpost with a scarf (a scarf she will later receive as a gift) and have your way with her body.

8- Use a feather
Going down on her is one thing; using a feather to drive her crazy and make her beg to give it a little lick is another. Use a strong feather to tickle her entire body, ending at her vagina.

9- Buy her disposable lingerie
Get her a sexy, lacy, satin getup, and once she puts it on for you, tear it off and do your thing. And edible underwear never hurt anyone.

10- Dip your penis
When your penis is soft, cover it with chocolate syrup that hardens (you can find some at any grocery store—you may have to cool your penis first), and give your woman her chocolate-covered present. Just make sure she sucks it off and doesn’t bite it off.

11- Sexually shaped chocolate
Chocolate comes in a variety of shapes, from nipples and breasts to penises, so head to your nearest sex shop and watch as she sucks on her chocolate penis before she gives you the real thing.

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/11/2006 at 11:10 AM   
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