Saturday - February 05, 2005

Presidents Birthday Contest

On the third Monday of this month (February 21) we will celebrate Presidents Day, a merging of Washington and Lincoln’s birthday celebrations. Our contest concerns George Washington, father of our country.

There are three questions involved and you may feel free to use any search engine or encyclopedia to dig out the answers. If you are a recent graduate of our disgusting government education system, you may claim a handicap of 20 points before beginning .... and, in addition - for recent graduates of our guvmint skools, we provide the following head-start: “Washington, he be da dude on da one-dollah bill, dig it?”

Here are your questions:

[1] What is George Washingtons’ official birthday (month, day, year)?

[2] When did George Washington believe he was born (month, day, year)?

[3] Why are the two dates different?

Be very careful. There’s more to the answers than you think.

Ready, get set, GO!

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/05/2005 at 05:17 PM   
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A Picture Worth 1000 Words

Pearl Harbor survivor Houston James of Dallas embraced Marine Staff Sgt. Mark Graunke Jr. during a Veteran’s Day commemoration in Dallas.  Graunke lost a hand, a leg and an eye wheh he defused a bomb in Iraq last year.  (AP)

This is the price of freedom that leftists in this country do not appreciate nor understand!

(Thanks to Ana!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 05:12 PM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week

After hearing about all the likely candidates this week, the jury retired to chambers and returned a verdict in a record TWO SECONDS. When asked about their decision, the jury foreman had only this to say, “We just felt right about giving the award to the FFINJUN (Fucking Fake Injun)”.

In addition to the certificate, Chief Mouth Runs Anal will receive a free haircut from the Sioux Tribe of Oglalla (with a rusty tomahawk) and a handful of beads from the Cajun Tribe of Nawlins ("he didn’t show us his boobies but he did show his ass, which counts for something .... we think).

“Long-haired hippy white man speak with forked tongue. And HOW!”
-- Tonto

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Why I Am Smiling This Morning

Why I Am Smiling This Morning

My feet want to do that little Steve Martin happy dance when I read stuff like this.

Ron Silver, in Washington for President Bush’s State of the Union address Wednesday night, credited left-wing celebrities - particularly filmmaker Michael Moore - with helping to re-elect George W. Bush.

Can there be any better slap-down of the values espoused by the Hollyweirdoes than this?

Better yet was this on selecting Howard Dean as DNC Chair:

“The Democratic Party has to make a decision of which way they are going to go. If they want to go the way of Howard Dean, if they want to go the way of [Al] Sharpton, if they want to got the way of [Dennis] Kucinich, that is a choice that the party makes and I think they will forever condemn themselves to minority status,”

My weekend has just been made better.  How about you?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 08:33 AM   
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Sickness In Florida

Sickness In Florida

I hope the cops find these dirtbags ASAP.  Then they should be given the same treatment they gave these kids.

This is SICK!!!!

UPDATE:  the police caught the bastards. May their torture proceed at once.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 08:31 AM   
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SCOOP!!!!!  Kerry’s CIA Associate Discovered!!!

In a stunning and amazing scoop, BMEWS ACE investigative reporter and Benevolent Dictator, Vilmar, has discovered the identity of the CIA agent who John Kerry claims went into Cambodia with him during Christmas, no, New Year’s OK, somewhere in that timeframe back in the late 60’s.

As you recall, John “F**ING” Kerry is the haughty, French looking guy married to the white African-American Ketchup Kween and he ran for President in 2004.  LOSER!!!!  Recently he was on Meet The Press defending his Vietnam service (oh, did I also say he served in Vietnam?) saying he ran missions to Cambodia.

Aw, hell, here’s what was on Best of the Web:

Several readers have written us requesting an explanation for this week’s subtle shift in our stock description of John Kerry*: “served in Vietnam” has become “delivered weapons to the Khmer Rouge.” The answer can be found--where else?--in the cornucopian transcript of Sunday’s “Meet the Press” interview.

In that interview, Tim Russert asks Kerry about his “seared” but since-refuted claim that he was in Cambodia on Christmas 1968. Kerry acknowledges that he wasn’t there, though he says he was “right on the Cambodian border that night.” And he says he ventured into Cambodia on a later date as part of a CIA mission. Then comes the crucial passage of the interview:

Russert: And you have a hat that the CIA agent gave you?

Kerry: I still have the hat that he gave me, and I hope the guy would come out of the woodwork and say, “I’m the guy who went up with John Kerry. We delivered weapons to the Khmer Rouge on the coastline of Cambodia.” We went out of Ha Tien, which is right in Vietnam. We went north up into the border. And I have some photographs of that, and that’s what we did. So, you know, the two were jumbled together, but we were on the Cambodian border on Christmas Eve, absolutely.

This is passing strange. Does Kerry not realize the Khmer Rouge was on the side of the enemy? Did the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth understate the degree to which he sided against his own country? Is this an attempt at humor? Or does he think the Khmer Rouge is popular in les états de rouge?

Well, that CIA guy just came out of the woodwork!!!

It’s WARD CHURCHILL!!!!

Don’t believe me?  Here, read it yourself where he said:

“ (that) he fought in that country’s highlands and then moved to coastal regions, where he was assigned to “gun trucks” similar to today’s Humvees.”

Others disagree and say:

“Churchill worked counter-intelligence in Vietnam while also claiming to be an “information specialist” there.  (H)e has had two military records. There is something very strange which we have not been able to get into.”

AH HA!!  SEE!  SEE!!!!  The guy was a CIA operative!

OBTW, the Redskins are still pretty pissed off that Ward-boy claims to be an Indian, Native American, Redskin, whatever.  They are especially pissed off that they were “used” by him back in the 90s.  He shows up, says he’s an author, wants to help them out, says he’s part Indian, they give him an associate membership and he disappears. 

Typical liberal:  takes from others to benefit themselves.

There you have it.  The scoop of the weekend!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 08:02 AM   
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Weird News

I know people who do not shower every day.  I know people who only shampoo their hair once a week. 

But NEVER in 11 years???

Are you a fast eater?  Well, you have nothing on this critter .

Re-defining getting “gassed.”

Being a moonbat must be a party of inclusiveness.  Especially since the animal rights moonbats now have a num on their side.  But she’s going to join the critters she’s supporting soon.

Maybe she should just nibble on a few?  Could save her life.···

Those wacky Norwegians.

First they tried to ban Islam.

Then they passed a law saying ads anti-terrorism are illegal.

Then they say we don’t give enough aid to the world.

Then they have some of their own arrested for buying dirty bomb materials.

Well, one of their own is at it again.  This time, a doctor who is faking being a nut job so he can get out of military service. Coward!

Literally “doggy paddling.”

All I want to know is how much these coins weighed.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 07:42 AM   
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Look!  Up In The Sky!  It’s A Bird, It’s A ………..

If you are still around in about 25 years you may want to look up into the night time skies (in Europe, Africa and western Asia.)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 07:38 AM   
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Something’s Been Left Out Of This Story

Something is missing from this story; like maybe the backgrounds on these girls.  I just can not see a judge forcing them to pay this woman $900 for what they did.

Were they troublemakers having harassed neighbors in the past?  Did they kill her cat in the past, etc.

Go ahead, give it a read. Let me know.

Then again, this DID happen in Colorado so I should not be surprised.  I, for one, would not have offered to pay anything and right now would be getting a lawyer to contest this.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/05/2005 at 07:35 AM   
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Not Funny

^{Randy Bish, Pittsburgh, PA—The Tribune-Review}

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/05/2005 at 01:03 AM   
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   Friday - February 04, 2005

Social Security Blog War

Several of you have asked me to collect and publish the recent Social Security Blog War links. Here they are. Feel free to choose your battleground and flail away at each other. Let no quarter be given. The last man (or woman) standing wins. WTF he or she wins remains to be seen. You already know which side of this Vilmar and I come down on. We both would prefer to manage our retirement ourselves. The Social Security boondoggle is nothing less than a very expensive lottery ticket and in order to win you have to (a) survive everything the world can throw at you for 65 years and (b) pray the government doesn’t change the rules at the last minute. Thanks to heart disease, cancer, terrorists, obesity, auto accidents, usafe drugs, pollution, global warming, genetics, etc. .... you have a better chance of Ed McMahon showing up at your door tomorrow with that check from Publishers Clearing House.

I’ll post a link to this on the right sidebar and will try to keep it updated with new post links and comment counts as best I can. If any of you have reference links you want to add to this, send them to me or Vilmar and we will add them at the bottom of this post.

OK, troops .... fire when ready .... and remember ....

“Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have.”
-- Thomas Jefferson

Democrat, Thy Name Is Hypocrite ! Date: (02/04/05) Comments: (4)

Excerpt: Democrats who booed President Bush Wednesday night were also booing Franklin D. Roosevelt .... Franklin Roosevelt, the same man whom Bush quoted as saying that “each age is a dream that is dying, or one coming to birth”; the same man who gave birth to Social Security in the midst of…

Social Security Reform: Talking Points Memo Date: (02/04/05) Comments: (41)

Excerpt: OK, you asked for it and now you’re going to get it. The battlefield is here. I am deep in my bunker, about a mile beneath Cheyenne Mountain, prepared to withstand anything, including nuclear bombs. Below are the Republican Talking Points for Social Security Reform. I received these straight from the…

Do You Support Social Security Reform? Date: (02/04/05) Comments: (1)

Excerpt: If so, go here.  Bookmark and check back frequently to stay on top of what is going on. Then click on this link to sign a petition directed at your senators to get the message out. I encourage you all to pass this along to your friends and family.  Only when…

The Democratic Mantra Date: (02/04/05) Comments: (1)

Excerpt: Not a day goes by that the Democraps moan and groan about how bad the economy is.  Yet in the same breath they will tell you noting is wrong with Social Security (I wonder where they were in the 90s when Clinton was saying SS was doomed?  HMMMMM?) Anyway, it should…

Social Security For The Logic and Fact Challenged Date: (02/03/05) Comments: (8)

Excerpt: For those who can not understand the concept of why people should be given the option of getting out of the Ponzi scheme called sociali security, Mrs. duToit tries to explain why we want out and she uses pictures! Hopefully, now even the socialist nanny-state lefties incapable of grasping simple written…

You Know What’s Disgusting? Date: (02/03/05) Comments: (110)

Excerpt: The behavior of Democrats last night at the SOTU speech where they erupted into cries of “NO!” when the President mentioned overhauling the Ponzi scheme also known as Social Security.  I understand that it was unprecedented. NPR, of course, loved it!  The leftist America-haters loved it.  The Democraps loved it.  And…

Going Too Far Date: (02/03/05) Comments: (3)

Excerpt: If you ever wonder why Social Security is going broke or Medicare is going broke, you need only read something like this. When we have entitlement programs where we expand the list of eligibility to almost everyone and start giving benefits to them (and in a somewhat capricious way) the results…

Why Social Security Reform Will Fail Date: (01/24/05) Comments: (8)

Excerpt: Why Social Security Reform Will Fail Unless there is a concerted effort to undo decades of government brainwashing by campaigning to convince people their future belongs to them, any effort to privatize social security is doomed to failure. We can start with a VERY short letter to all our congress-critters:  “I…

A $1000 Financial Class For Free Date: (01/20/05) Comments: (12)

Excerpt: Unless you’ve been living in a cave or refuse to acknowledge it, social security is big news right now. We’ve had quite a spirited discussion on this blog about it and even trapped us a moonbat in the process. Socialists and their fawning butt-boys, the media and AARP, are dead set…

More On Social Security Date: (01/20/05) Comments: (2)

Excerpt: If you think we pay too much for taxes and social security, read this article on the trials and tribulations the socialists in Germany are going through. It’s finally dawned on them that they MUST change their welfare system, unemployment compensation system and social security system. After all, when one of…

What Needs To Happen To Social Security Date: (01/18/05) Comments: (78)

Excerpt: This is a very complex issue but one the overhaul of which every American needs to consider.  It just can not continue to operate the way it does. For the purists who will not tolerate talk of privatization, you have to think about this:  there are fewer and fewer people working…

Social Security Basic Facts

The Washington Post Cries Foul

Understanding The Bush Plan

The CEA Predicts A Stock Market Crash

GOP: Preserving Social Security

Social Insecurity

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/04/2005 at 10:37 PM   
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Dictionary Update

Here at BMEWS, we are in the process of updating our new Second Edition Moonbat Dictionary Of The English Language. We need your assistance in providing a definition for a specific word. Please examine the two pictures below and help us decide which one best describes the word ....

FUGLY

[A]

[B]

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/04/2005 at 09:12 PM   
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Weekend Asshat Award

If you think the previous story below about a woman giving her man a “sherry enema” was HA-HA-larious, try this one on for size. A Russian female decided to do something about her boyfriend’s anal plaque and gingivitis. If she decides to floss him, I just plain damned don’t want to hear about it, OK?

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Democrat, Thy Name Is Hypocrite !

Democrats who booed President Bush Wednesday night were also booing Franklin D. Roosevelt ....

Franklin Roosevelt, the same man whom Bush quoted as saying that “each age is a dream that is dying, or one coming to birth”; the same man who gave birth to Social Security in the midst of recession; also said, in his Message to Congress on Social Security on Jan. 17, 1935:

“In the important field of security for our old people, it seems necessary to adopt three principles: First, noncontributory old-age pensions for those who are now too old to build up their own insurance. It is, of course, clear that for perhaps 30 years to come funds will have to be provided by the States and the Federal Government to meet these pensions. Second, compulsory contributory annuities that in time will establish a self-supporting system for those now young and for future generations. Third, voluntary contributory annuities by which individual initiative can increase the annual amounts received in old age. It is proposed that the Federal Government assume one-half of the cost of the old-age pension plan, which ought ultimately to be supplanted by self-supporting annuity plans.”

Those are the same principles Bush is upholding today, and those Democrats who booed Bush derided them with the same exhalation of breath.

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/04/2005 at 08:12 PM   
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