Monday - July 22, 2013

#1 among things no man wants to experience

Posted below the fold for nude scary, hairy, ass…

GET ME OUT OF HERE ...

Posted by Christopher     on 07/22/2013 at 01:37 PM   
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   Saturday - July 20, 2013

I dare you …

… to try this at school!

Posted by Christopher     on 07/20/2013 at 03:49 PM   
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   Thursday - July 18, 2013

Fun With Ads

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Links? Dude, it’s viral. Google it up; the stuff is everywhere.

Posted by Drew458     on 07/18/2013 at 07:51 PM   
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   Friday - July 12, 2013

Rodent Revival!

Okay peiper, I meet your Ray Stevens bid and call!

Posted by Christopher     on 07/12/2013 at 01:40 PM   
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   Thursday - July 11, 2013

a ray stevens video

I have always been a huge fan of this guy. So why am I two years late in finding this?

Note to Peiper ... see the box that says, ‘subscribe’?  Well doh.

Better late then never. And to think I used to earn my living by playing his records, among others. The late and much lamented better days past.

Posted by peiper     on 07/11/2013 at 02:36 PM   
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   Thursday - July 04, 2013

I had the most wonderful dream yesterday

PS - gotta love the custom made half-transparent “how many days I been in the pokey” jailbird’s blouse too. Probably cost $3500.

PPS - you know this whole outburst means there’s another mulit-mega-million dollar vacation coming up for her and the little shriekers, right? Guaranteed.

Posted by Drew458     on 07/04/2013 at 10:37 PM   
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   Sunday - June 30, 2013

It will only end in frustration

Why you should never date a sailor with a smart phone ...

Posted by Drew458     on 06/30/2013 at 03:04 PM   
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   Saturday - June 29, 2013

zap

So I’m online yesterday trying to set up this new cable modem.

I’ve got a chat session open with tech support, and “we” have been trying to make this thing work for more than an hour. My computer is downstairs, the cable modem and WiFi thing is upstairs. The process of troubleshooting entails the usual plug it in, unplug it and wait, take out the battery, put the battery back in, disconnect the cables, put the cables back on, press the reset button, blah blah. So I’m getting a good aerobics workout in going up and downstairs from one end of the condo to the other.

I chatted that I was getting tired of going back and forth so much.
“I know!” the tech lady writes back, “Please bare with me and we’ll get through this together.”
I instantly shot back “Sounds good to me, but let’s use spell-check until we know each other better.”

20 minutes later I get an “oops! spelling!” response.  We got the thing up and running finally, and I’m going to initialize the modem’s built in WiFi all by myself. So I can have 2 networks running here if I feel like it. 

Posted by Drew458     on 06/29/2013 at 09:10 AM   
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   Saturday - June 22, 2013

hot air

She doesn’t send much and then not too often. Thought this funny enough to post.
I guess it must be making the rounds.

H/T Joyce with thanks.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama-Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are—or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Posted by peiper     on 06/22/2013 at 05:16 AM   
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   Wednesday - May 22, 2013

The Internet Is So Weird

Actually the whole world is weird, the internet just reports on it. I gather this is or was a commercial, perhaps in some country where they don’t have PETA. Or where the people have a sense of humor ...

Posted by Drew458     on 05/22/2013 at 11:12 AM   
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   Tuesday - May 21, 2013

Ghost Eraser Go

A Picture For My Mom


Because she couldn’t always understand the lyrics either.

His dad the mechanic is called Pops
and his girlfriend the helicopter pilot is named Trixie.




graphic stolen from Theo’s. Wretched pun developed all by myself because it’s late at night. If you didn’t grow up on 1960s cartoons you won’t get this at all.

Posted by Drew458     on 05/21/2013 at 09:19 PM   
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   Sunday - May 12, 2013

a bridge fable for our times

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   Thursday - May 09, 2013

Oh Go Stuff Your Damn Racist Memes

Oh puh-leez ma sistah, step off.

The guy is a hero. OK, he’s a small hero, but he’s a man that did the Right Thing at the Right Time. Good for him.

And I think he’s achieving instant internet stardom not because he’s a low income ghetto dweller but because he’s an honest and personable fellow. The man is a natural story teller; he relates this tragic story in a way that makes you smile. People love him. He’s funny. And that has nothing to do with what he looks like or where he’s from. The interview video is on two posts further down this page, so I won’t post it again.

Some people have their heads screwed on backwards, I swear.

Does a Cleveland man’s dizzying ascent to viral stardom expose America’s racist underbelly?

No sooner did America hear about the miraculous story of three long-missing women being freed from captivity in a Cleveland home did Charles Ramsey, the neighbor who reportedly aided in their escape, become an internet star.

Ramsey was one of the first to provide reporters with an eyewitness account of the rescue of Amanda Berry who, along with Georgina DeJesus and Michelle Knight, had been missing for a decade. (Read more about their rescue here.) Ramsey offered America a candid, self-effacing report that immediately caught the eye of thousands upon thousands of people all over the world. Like any good story, Ramsey peppered his tale with details ("I was eaten’ my McDonald’s") and offered a humorous analysis of an otherwise unbelievable situation: “Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something’s wrong here. Dead giveaway.”

But as Ramsey’s cult-of-personality swelled, criticism also emerged.

“What’s really getting everyone’s attention isn’t his intervention in saving the women’s lives,” says Roger Ratchet at Gossip On This, “it’s his wide-eyed, tactless, and ebonics-peppered speech that has everyone in stitches.”

Ramsey is not the first black American to be thrust suddenly into the spotlight this way. Remember Antoine Dodson of “Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife” or Sweet Brown of “Aint Nobody Got Time for That”? They also gave equally frank local TV interviews that were manipulated, memed, catch-phrased, and forwarded around for entertainment.

In the eyes of many critics of these memes, the common denominator among Ramsey, Dodson, and Sweet Brown is that they are poor and black. And to some, this kind of meme-ification reveals America’s racist underbelly. “Laughter directed at Sweet Brown plays into the most basic stereotyping of blacks as simple-minded ramblers living in the “ghetto,” says Aisha Harris at Slate. The root of such jokes are “disrespectful at best.” Harris continues:

It’s difficult to watch these videos and not sense that their popularity has something to do with a persistent, if unconscious, desire to see black people perform. Indeed, Ramsey’s race and class are central to his temporary celebrity, says Gene Demby at NPR. And these memes are patronizing.

Total BS. Ramsey’s charm lies in what he says and how he says it. The man is completely frank and bluntly honest, which is an amazing breath of fresh air in this day and age. No, I don’t live in his world, and he doesn’t live in mine. So what? I’d have this guy over for beers and barbecue any time.

Posted by Drew458     on 05/09/2013 at 07:50 AM   
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   Tuesday - April 30, 2013

how libtards think

Thanks Drew for link which led me to another link.

As good a way of saying good evening all as any other I can think of.

I love cartoonists. They can say so much with so little to wade thru.

H/T the lookingspoon.com

Posted by peiper     on 04/30/2013 at 01:42 PM   
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