Saturday - March 26, 2005

I’m Still Pissed Off

I put off mentioning this because I was afraid my invective would have had FBI agents at my door within minutes.

So now that I am more cooled off, (as it were) I can let you know I am VERY PISSED OFF at President Bush.

Just who’s fucking constitution did he swear to protect and defend?  The United States of America’s or some other United States?  Like of North America?

And what’s with all this dick-sucking of Vincente Fox?

What is going on and what am I missing here?

Can it truly be as Vox said a few days ago? 

Isn’t it bad enough we have so many illegals compared to a year ago?

Will every small town in America have to go through this?

Imagine KNOWING your town is full of illegals but because it is a federal issue you can do nothing about it?

Once more I digress.

Let’s return to Vincente George Bush.

If you want a good fisking of recent utterances by both these guys, go to Claire’s site.

And yes, I am still pissed off.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/26/2005 at 08:21 AM   
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Amazing Story

Amazing Story

I got this forwarded to me late last night and it is an amazing story of endurance and survival skills.  After the tsunami in late December, stories abounded of people being discovered on deserted islands weeks afterwards.  Or of people found in the jungles; lost, confused, dazed but alive.

There were even stories of people being found floating on makeshift rafts out in the ocean weeks afterwards, too.

Even more amazing, though, is this one of a lone survivor recently found in the ocean with NO raft, NO logs, NO boat.

How did it happen?

Hat Tip: DickDickDick

GET ME OUT OF HERE ...

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/26/2005 at 08:03 AM   
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Saturday Silliness

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.  Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

“Arrgh! What happened?” the Leprechaun asked.

“Oh, I see.  Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?”

“Thank God, you’re all right!” the golfer answers in relief. “I don’t want anything , I’m just glad you’re okay, and I apologize. I really didn’t
mean to hit you.” And the golfer walks off.

“What a nice guy,” the Leprechaun says to himself. “But it was fair and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him.

I’ll give him the three things I would want—a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.”

A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back.  On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into woods and the
Leprechaun is there waiting for him. “‘Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,” the little guy says. “I just want to ask ye, how’s yer golf game?”

“My game is fantastic!” the golfer answers. “In fact, that’s the first bad ball I’ve hit in a year! I’m an internationally famous golfer now.” He adds, “By the way, it’s good to see you’re all right.”

“Oh, I’m fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know.  And tell me, how’s yer money situation?”

“Why, it’s just wonderful!” the golfer states. “I win fortunes in golf.  If I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn’t even know were there!”

“I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how’s yer sex life?”

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, “It’s OK.”

“C’mon, c’mon now,” urged the Leprechaun, “I’m wanting to know if I did good job. How many times a day?”

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, “Once, sometimes twice a week.”

“What?!?!” responds the Leprechaun in shock. “That’s all? Only once or twice a week?”

“Well,” says the golfer, “I figure that’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.”

Hat Tip: Dave

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/26/2005 at 08:02 AM   
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Got A Drug Habit?

But don’t know how to pay for it? 

Easy!!!

Find a home and begin dismantling it all the while selling the bits to pay for your habit.

These guys did.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/26/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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   Friday - March 25, 2005

Good Friday

ACLU Disclaimer: All atheists, agnostics and members of religious groups who do not believe in Christ are respectfully and cordially invited to skip this post and proceed reading below. I apologize if my faith offends you. I assure you it is not intentional. I merely celebrate today a day of mourning for the evil that was done on Calvary some two thousand years ago. Thank you for your cooperation. Go in peace.

“Father , forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing.”
(Luke 23:34)

“Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”
(Luke 23 :43)

“Woman,here is your son….Here is your mother”
(John 19:26)

“Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?”
(My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?)
(Mark 15:34)

“I am thirsty”
(John 19:28)

“It is finished”
(John 19:30)

“Father, into your hands I commend my spirit”
(Luke 23:46)

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/25/2005 at 03:02 PM   
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The Good News Rolls On

I just found this on Drudge.

It is good news.

What we need is good old fashioned “prison justice” right about now.  In the old days if these sumbitches tried this they knew that to get caught would mean EVERYONE suffered regardless of guilt or innocence.

It’s time we bring that policy back.

You military guys know what I am talking about, right?  Somewhat reminiscent of those old “blanket parties” we’d give the asshole in the squad who was making life difficult for the others---except instead of one getting nailed by all, all would get nailed for the action of a few.

Bread and water, boys.  Oh, make that bread smeared with lard.  The water?  Piss.  Hey, it’s sterile when it comes out!

This came out a couple of days ago and almost got overcome by events. (OBE) But thanks to a little prodding from one of readers, I bring it back for your viewing pleasure.

And that, dear readers, is the fact that judges in Canuckistan have done something right for a change.

They ruled that one of our scumbag, piece of shit, low-life, cowardly, yellow-bellied, asshole deserters was denied “asylum” in Canada.

Now, let’s see how long before they kick his ass out.

Let’s hope some good ole boys are there to greet him......with a blanket (it’s cold in Canada)......and invite him to a party!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 01:52 PM   
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Yes, boys and girls, hot on the heels of this post I find THIS story. I can think of no better word to describe it than “UNBELIEVABLE!!!”

It’s almost too much to bear.

Here’s how it starts:

A Bronx teacher who repeatedly flunked his state certification exam paid a......man.... $2 to take the test for him, authorities said yesterday.

Here’s what you need to know:

--the guy who failed it did so several times

--his last name is “Brightly”

---the guy he paid to take the test is 20 years older AND developmentally disabled but possesses both a bachelor’s and master’s degrees

---if Brightly failed this test he’d lose his $59,000 a year job

---the test taker did MUCH better than Brightly ever did

---95% of all teachers who take this test pass it

---Brightly obtained a counterfeit ID card in his name for the test taker

Oh, did I also mention that the test taker is 58 years old, overweight and WHITE!

Brightly (or, as he should be called “Not-So-Brightly") is 38, skinny and BLACK!

Sounds like he attended the California public school system mentioned in the link above.

I’ll leave it to the rest of you to wonder how this all could have taken place.  And who should get fired.  And how Brightly was allowed to go on as long as he did.

You can’t make stuff like this up.

Here, go read it for yourselves.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 11:41 AM   
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Good Lord!  More Good News!!!

Hey, this being Good Friday, I am trying to do my part to bring you “GOOD” news.

It’s not often our local or federal congress-critters do something right but Florida’s Senate just passed a bill

permitting the use of deadly force during a home invasion or when an individual considers themselves threatened unanimously passed the Florida Senate on Wednesday.

The measure (SB 436) would eliminate criminal penalties for an individual who uses deadly force as self-protection in his home or vehicle and other unspecified circumstances.

Of course, the gun fearing wussies (as Kim so eloquently puts it) are wetting their collective panties over this saying things like:

somebody could go onto any of the streets and if they think somebody is walking toward them in a threatening fashion, they can pull out a gun and begin blasting away

“We’re heading towards a Wild West mentality”

These kind of people make me sick.  They’re the kind that would willingly give up their lives so as not to threaten someone else.

One good thing, though, in a war environment they can easily be eliminated.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 11:14 AM   
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Everyone Has A Purpose To Serve

I firmly believe that every person serves a purpose on this planet.  Of course, being as cynical as I am (yet still benevolent) many serve as nothing more than bad examples for the rest of us.

So when I read this study by Harvard edu-crats which showed:

“that dropout rates for Latinos and black students are abysmal. Just 50.2 percent of black boys who entered ninth grade in the Golden State received a diploma four years later.”

Well, suffice it to say I was not surprised.

But listen.  I am trying very hard to always find the positive out of negative news.

In this case I look at it this way:  we need shitloads of people who need nothing more than a 5th grade education in order to hold jobs where the most difficult thing they do is say, “you want fries with that?”

Or people to cut my grass.

Hell, imagine if all these students were well educated and good citizens.  The calamity that would befall the corrections industry would be catastrophic.  All those jailers and cooks and counselors and wardens out of jobs!  And let’s not forget those in the construction business building those jails.  Or the bail/bond guys.  Cops, too!  And lawyers to defend these scumbags.

So let’s all give California a great big thanks for helping our economy.  <--sarcasm off-->

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 10:52 AM   
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More Good News

Some time ago you may have read about a marine who was threatened with the loss of his home in order to pay legal fees because he flew the American flag?  His homeowner’s association wanted to use the proceeds in order to be reimbursed for their legal expenses.

An Appeals Court said NO CAN DO!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 10:51 AM   
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When The Opportunity Presents Itself

A couple of mentions have been made of “cavity searches” related to an earlier post.

You can read them here.

Well, having this little cartoon in my “library” I thought it was appropriate---albeit “off topic.”

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 10:45 AM   
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We Were So Poor That …

^{Jeff Stahler, The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio}

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/25/2005 at 08:38 AM   
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Bored?

If so, go here and entertain yourself for a while.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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Some Good News

It’s not often I bring you good news about the UN but today I can do so.

Move America Forward, a group devoting its efforts to identifying the fraud that takes place in and the frauds who make up the UN, is taking its battle against the UN to television where it:

is expected to begin running on national cable news networks during the first week of April. It can be seen online at the group’s website.

Their spokesman had this to say:

“The United Nations cannot be trusted. We’ve seen that over and over again, and the actions of the U.N. speak louder than their hollow promises to change their ways. For several years now, Kofi Annan and the U.N. leadership have bent over backwards to appease terrorist-supporting regimes and despots throughout the world. Yet, when it comes to the United States they seethe with contempt and resentment.”

She further goes on to say:

“U.S. taxpayers are the largest source of funding for the U.N. and yet we receive nothing but abuse from the U.N.,”

BRAVO!!  BRAVO!!  ENCORE!!  ENCORE!!

You can sign their petition here. You can also click on the link to watch the video of the commercial.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/25/2005 at 07:39 AM   
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