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calendar   Monday - January 03, 2005

How To Successfully Attract Criminals

Do this.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 07:19 AM   
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NEWS FLASH!!!

MASTURBATION IS TORTURE!!!!!

Or at least that’s what the Dems will try and prove when Alberto Gonzalez goes to his confirmation hearings.

You’re probably saying, “WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU ON ABOUT, VILMAR?”

Well, read this to see for yourself.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 07:12 AM   
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Islam in Boston

Here’s another I’ve been keeping under wraps waiting for the right time to post.

It is very disturbing and in light of all this Muslim on Muslim violence in Iraq and other parts of the world, now is as good a time as any.

What bothers me most about this is the fact that it will be one of the largest mosque in America. In Boston.

Truly disturbing are the ties this group has to radical Islam.  One if its directors said:

“We will conquer Europe, we will conquer America!”

One of the trustees, Osama Kandil, is on the directorship of the Taibah International Aid Association.

And when you think it is really bad, you find out the bulk of the money for this place comes from....(drum roll, please!!........) Saudi Arabia!!!

Even worse (if things can get so) is the fact the city of Boston sold the land to this group for about 1/4 of its value.  People are up in arms over why a group which can get its hands on millions of dollars needs to get a tax break.

Oh, one last thing.  It teaches Wahhabi Islam. 

Come on!  You know!!!

NO, DAMMIT!  Not the sauce you put on that raw Japanese stuff that passes as food.

Wahhabi!!  The kind of Islam that says mosques in Christian nations are viewed as outposts ... in the land of the infidel.  (No hate crime, here.  No sirree.  Keep moving.  Nothing to see here!)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:27 AM   
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Liberals Seeing The Light?

This is too hilarious!!! (but not in the ha-ha funny comedy/humor kinda way)

Some months ago I made a couple of posts about abortion and the effect it was having on the people living in blue states.  You can read them here and here.

There really is a lot to say for the theory that people who believe in abortion will wipe themselves out of the gene pool due of their beliefs.

But this new one is even better because it has a liberal saying his people will go the way of the panda. (Check out his banner art work on the site:  a read star and a motto of “protecting California values” These asshats just do NOT get it, do they?)

Anyway, the title of the article is:  “Red babies, Blue babies: Liberals need to fuck more”

He decries the fact that conservatives breed more and then goes on to lament the effect of home schooling on these little ankle biters:

These Christian children are not going to be exposed to a well-rounded public education.

He alludes to the fact that liberals tend to use more birth control, etc. but his argument is fundamentally flawed in its inability to accept the effect abortion is having on people who have certain belief systems (abortion is not murder; evolution vs. creationism; government schools are all-powerful and all knowing, etc.)

He concludes they need to procreate more but then comes up with a second conclusion to negate the first:

Of course I’m not really serious about liberals having more babies. I believe it is the responsibility of all humans to be economically and socially accountable by limiting the number of children we bring into the world.

Yep, liberals ARE headed towards extinction.  The sooner the better, I say!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:24 AM   
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Tsunami News

bat The pleas for help and assistance continue.  The warnings of scam artists are also rising.

Me?  I do nothing.  Since my government has already decided to give $350,000,000 of our taxpayer dollars to this effort, I’ll leave it at that.  (And people wonder why “other than disaster” giving to charities is down?)

Here’s a letter from a professor in Sri Lanka begging for help. Hopefully they printed my comments.

bat Speaking of Sri Lankans, this guy lost (or thinks they’re dead) 72 members of his family. Muslims believe in 72 virgins for every terrorist bomber who dies in the name of Allah.  I wonder if this is how Allah harvests his virgins?  Whacks a whole family, recycles them into virginity and has them available for the next sheethead to come his way?

OK, OK, that was a bit over the top but you have to understand the area hit was rife with leftist, terrorists, radical Islamists PLUS their government refused to accept Israeli aid if soldiers came along.  I can’t get too excited.

bat Concerns grow that marine life will take centuries to re-establish itself. Probably from the same group of enviro-wackoes that tried to tell us we’d run out of oil by 1996 (we keep finding more and more); that the world’s population would be decimated by starvation by 2000 (it did not happen); that global warming would raise the ocean’s levels 20 feet by 2005 (it hasn’t) and that the ozone hole would keep growing (it’s shrunk.)

bat Now HERE’S a novel way to ID the dead before you throw them in the ground. 


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:21 AM   
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US Generosity and Child Brainwashing

Let’s start the New Year’s first week with an excellent piece that speaks to America’s generosity in times of need.

Mona Charen recently wrote about our spirit of giving relating events she remembered as a schoolgirl.  Those of us around her age all remember Biafra, right?  All those children dying of hunger.  Yet little was said about the corrupt governments that allowed this to take place.

So we helped out.  And helped.  And helped. And keep helping.  It’s in the American nature to do this.  In marked contrast to what the media may currently be saying about US assistance (during which those fuckers fail to mention the aid donated by citizens and also implying that only “government” aid is worthy of mention) she points out that:

In 2004, the United States provided $826,469,172 - almost a billion dollars - to the United Nations World Food Program.

The next largest donor, the European Union, contributed $187,102,068. This, even though the European Union has a total population of 453 million, compared with the United States’ 281 million, and a larger gross domestic product than the U.S. 

Japan was third on the list, giving $126,906,097....

...the United Kingdom was fourth, with donations totaling $109,247,050.

Iran gave $40,000.

The Saudi Kingdom gave $3,345,325 - about the cost of one trip to Paris for the Crown Prince.

And Kuwait, the OPEC fund and the Russian Federation gave nothing.

Of course, the New York Times, Washington Post and LA Times would never say anything like this.  It might offend THEIR allies.  And I have yet to see the name of the Times, Post, etc on any “large donation” list, either.

She then relates a quote from a Professor C. Sheldon Thorne, who said:

“By the time students emerge from 12 years of public education, they are exquisitely sensitive to every nuance of racism, sexism and imperialism in American history. ... Most of my U.S. history students have it all figured out before they step into the classroom: America is rotten to the core.”

If there is a better justification for home schooling, please let me know.

I use this quote to take a leap into another article I found which talks about how the enviro-weenies in this country are brainwashing our children with their ideologies.

Apparently a group called the Rainforest Action Network is recruiting school age kids to do their propaganda work.

Shameless manipulation?  Morally repugnant?  Child abuse?

Sure.  I think so.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:14 AM   
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Hollywood Gets A Come-Uppance

Looks like the movie, Alexander” is a bust.

AWWWW!  Too fucking bad.  Serves those Holly-weirdoes right for injecting their interpretive beliefs and politics about history into a movie.

Music to my ears.  What a fine way to start a New Year!

Here’s another article that covers this from Oliver Stone’s perpective. He says:

“There was clear resistance to his homosexuality. It became the headline to the movie. They called him Alexander the gay. That’s horribly discriminatory, but the film simply didn’t open in the Bible Belt.”

Well, DUH! you bloody moron!  What did you expect?  If you had made a movie about Alexander and not made such a flamer of him you might have had a success (although I doubt it since mother/son were portrayed to be about same age, the dialogue sucked, and little was shown of all his great battles.)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:08 AM   
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Hypocrisy Lives In Australia

This came out some time ago and I hung on to it looking for some sort of tie-in, tag line, etc.

It deals with Christian pastors who were found guilty of a hate crime act by vilifying Muslims in one of their seminars.

Some of what they said:

“that the Koran “promotes violence, killing and looting”; that Muslims are liars; that Allah is not merciful and a thief’s hand is cut off for stealing; and that Muslims intend to take over Australia and declare it an Islamic nation.”

According to the judge, one of the defendants, named Scott:

“preached a literal translation of the Koran and of Muslims’ religious practices which was not mainstream but was more representative of a small group in the Gulf states.”

But isn’t a literal translation still that?  A translation?  What was he supposed to do?  Divine the nature of the intent of the authors?

The judge also said this:

“It was done, not in the context of a serious discussion of Muslims’ religious beliefs; it was presented in a way which is essentially hostile, demeaning and derogatory of all Muslim people, their god Allah, the prophet Mohammed and in general Muslim religious beliefs and practices.”

The defendants are rightfully pissed off.  After all, it sure seems like telling the truth in Australia is now not a defense.

When I re-read it today I realized that if the shoe were on the other foot, no such complaint would ever be filed.  Specifically, if a Muslim cleric were to go to a seminar and preach about the infidels and how unclean they were, that would not be considered hate speech even though the Koran says that all infidels must be killed no matter where they are.

Australia better get its shit together or we may just see the first Christian/Muslim crusades in hundreds of years take place there.


And just a wee bit more about this supposed “religion of tolerance.”

In Saudi Arabia, a Christian convert from Islam was arrested. And I suppose that’s NOT a hate crime?

Meanwhile te ACLU and the UN Human Rights Organization are very quiet on this one.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/03/2005 at 06:07 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 02, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

We thought about giving this week’s award to Jan Egeland of the UN who accused the US of being “stingy” in providing aid to tsunami victims in Southeast Asia. We also thought about giving it to Kofi Annen for being the usual asshat he normally is. We even flirted with the idea of awarding the prize to Ramsey Clark for agreeing to defend Saddam Hussein. Hell, there were any number of candidates this past week (including Z Woof).

Then we finally voted on it and decided to award the prize to the real culprit in last week’s disaster.

Yes, this week’s Barking Moonbat Award goes to:

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Tai-Waku: God Of Underwater Disasters
And The Berkinstock-Wearing, Shit-fer-brains Environmentalists
Who Believe He Is Real!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/02/2005 at 11:30 AM   
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Weekend Pinup

Who’s This Girl?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/02/2005 at 04:26 AM   
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Dictionary Update

Here are sixteen new words to add to your dictionary for 2005. Share your personal additions in the comments ....

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an asshole. 


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/02/2005 at 04:07 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - January 01, 2005

Prescription For BMEWS Readers

Here Ya Go! Apply as needed to affected areas. Repeat until swelling subsides.
Or until you understand what Z Woof is saying.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/01/2005 at 08:35 PM   
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A Southern Tradition

Aaaaaaahhhh .... the aromas coming from the kitchen tell me this is another New Year. It is a family tradition (actually it is a Irish tradition that became a Southern tradition) to start the New Year with a big ol’ pot of black-eyed peas, cooked up slooooooow with plenty of HAM HOCKS thrown in to juice it up. Also a big pot of cabbage cooked up real sloooooooow with plenty of HAM HOCKS thrown in to jiuce it up. In the oven is a huge pan with the cornbread slowly baking (another old family recipe with real corn, buttermilk and hot peppers). I feel like a plate of PORK CHOPS too. And lots of bacon on my eggs for breakfast earlier.

MMMMmmmmmmmmmh, good!

Not that I’m trying to piss off any shit-fer-brains, pork-hating Muslims or anything .... then again, who cares? They can go f**k themselves. I’m gonna PIG OUT!

Remember: Pigs are your friend .. Muslims are not!

Bwah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ...........

HAPPY PORKIN’ NEW YEAR!!!!

C’mon everyone! Share with us your New Years tradition. What is it? Confess! What are you going to eat today to make sure you have good luck this year????


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/01/2005 at 10:24 AM   
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Happy New Year !

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Posted by Ronald Reagan's Ghost   United States  on 01/01/2005 at 02:35 AM   
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