Sunday - October 02, 2005

Got A Light?

Man! I gotta get me one of these! Just so I can keep it in the car in order to teach the next stoopid jerk, who comes up behind me at night with his bright headlights on, a lesson he’ll never forget. Mwah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha ....

15 Million Candlepower Spotlight/Flashlight
World’s Brightest Flashlight!
(GREENHEAD)

If you’re looking for the world’s brightest flashlight, this is it. Even better, it’s only $79.95 and comes with a lifetime guarantee!

This is the brightest flashlight available, producing 15,000,000 candlepower (the equivalent of 150 60-watt bulbs), 6x as bright as the lighthouse at Montauk Point, New York, and is visible more than six miles away. There’s no earthly darkness the 80-watt high-powered H4 quartz halogen bulb cannot penetrate, and the lamp is rated to last 1,000 hours for a lifetime of emergency illumination during power outtages, blizzards, fog, rain, or any other condition.

The rechargeable battery provides 40 minutes of operation on a full charge in full power mode, or 85 minutes in economy mode, which nevertheless produces 1,000,000 candlepower. The hardened glass chimney adds strength along the length of the bulb for extra shatter-resistance, and a hardened glass lens surrounded by a latex rubber sleeve shields the bulb chamber, deflecting drops, bumps, and impacts. An adjustable stand allows you to position the spotlight for hands-free use, and it has a sturdy carry handle. Battery recharges via included AC adapter or 12-volt DC automobile adapter. 15 1/2” L x 12” Diam. (12 lbs.).

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/02/2005 at 11:13 AM   
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