Wednesday - October 06, 2004

Activist Judges Strike Again

And we wonder why voters are apathetic?  After all, what good does it do to vote for a measure, fit it to pass by an overwhelming margin, only to see an activist judge strike it down?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/06/2004 at 05:43 AM   
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)

Rodney Dangerfield, who made us laugh so much over the years, died yesterday. He was 82. We’re really going to miss him.

“I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’”

“When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother.”

“When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream.”

“Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?’”

“When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.”

“I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. There was nobody home.”

“When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.”

“When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother’s.”

“With my wife, I don’t get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet.”

“With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/06/2004 at 02:05 AM   
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   Tuesday - October 05, 2004

Breaking News

You all already know that Bush/Cheney campaign headquarters in the Seattle was broken into last week and several laptops stolen.

Now, the latest breaking news .... this morning in Knoxville, Tenessee someone fired shots into the Bush/Cheney campaign heardquarters.

The DemoNazis are cranking up the violence right before the election. You folks better load up on ammo. This is going to get ugly ....

(-- thanks to Joe R. for the tip)

Vilmar adds:

Let’s not forget the attack on Republican Headquarters in Huntington WV in early September.

Nor should we forget that the hatred the Donks have for President Bush transcends local politics and gets spewed by none other than The Breck Girl when he says,

“I’d say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you’ve lost your mind.”

All this from a party and a complicit ass-sucking media that says we should not have guns.  That says WE are mean spirited.  That says we attack.  That says we are spiteful.  That says we are uncaring.  That says we are rude.

OBTW, this is the same group of people that last week stole the Bush/Cheney sign from my front yard!  Yep, the party of the “LITTLE” people. alright!

More from Vilmar:

In another example of how “NICE” Dummycraps are and how they resort straight to violence whenever things do not go their way is this story out of New York where some old Donk bitch hit another woman who was carrying Bush stickers into an apartment building.

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/05/2004 at 12:19 PM   
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Fur’ners Fer The Poodle!!!!

By an overwhelming margin the assholes in Finland would prefer Fuckface to win the Presidential race next month 71% to 13%.

Really, now, what else would you expect from a classic socialist society; a place where your speeding tickets are subject to the whims of judges deciding that what you pay will be based on what you earn?

But, then again, Finland isn’t the first to come clean.  First there were the Canadians and then the French.

This is what you get when you have a shitload of trough-feeding socialists who want Mommy Government to let them suckle at her teat.  As far as they are concerned, so long as the tit is in their mouths they do not care what happens around them--until the Muslims come knocking and lop their heads off.  How quickly these moonbat assclowns forget the lessons of Hitler and Mussolini and Stalin.

Speaking of Muslims.........guess who THEY support?  (yeah, I know.  It was too easy a question!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/05/2004 at 06:27 AM   
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The Trauma of Discussing Slavery

So....why is it that whites are excluded from this conference?  The blacks say it is because the subject of slavery is too traumatic to be discussed in front of whites.

But can it be that it is because slavery was something that their Black forefathers had a hand in, profited from and actually promoted and they do not want to be reminded that they bear just as much responsibility for it as anyone else?  Or can it be that slavery is still going on and it is being done by Blacks against Blacks (with little White involvement now) and they don’t want some uppity white guys smearing that in their faces?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/05/2004 at 06:18 AM   
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   Monday - October 04, 2004

Repercussions of “Free Speech”

You may recall that a few days ago the local paper in President Bush’s hometown ran a story recommending people vote for Fuckface.  People were livid. Hey!  This is a small town and HOMETOWN of the world’s most powerful kahuna.

But the editor has a constitutional right to say what he wants.

He also has to accept responsibility for what he says.  looks like local advertisers didn’t take too kindly to what the editor did and have pulled their ads.  You gotta love it!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/04/2004 at 06:30 AM   
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   Sunday - October 03, 2004

Not Really “NEW” News………….

Sorry, Cubcake fans.  Maybe “next” year.  Or “next” or “next” or “next” or “next” or “next” or........  (you get the picture.)

But, what the hell, we all expected it, eh?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/03/2004 at 05:40 AM   
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   Saturday - October 02, 2004

Neither Rain, Nor Sleet….

But hell, a hail of bullets? I would not deliver letters there either.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/02/2004 at 05:59 AM   
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   Friday - October 01, 2004

Go Ahead, Laugh Out Loud

What a way to start the weekend. That “Gaddafi Duck” in Libya just cracks me up to no end. Go read his latest joke. Don’t hurt yourself laughing like I just did. Ouch!
 

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/01/2004 at 06:17 PM   
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The Next Step

Well, the debates are over. 

The next step is going to the polls and doing your civic duty.

With that said, I believe before you do you should first take a test.

Based on what I’ve been reading the past few years about how stupid some voters are, how they select candidates based on appearances rather than positions plus considering how often they will vote for someone because the name “rings a bell” and based on my personal expereices as a poll worker, I have to agree with Neal Boortz’s take on testing voters.

You gotta love it when the criteria states that if you collect welfare you DO NOT vote.  You’re already at the trough.  You should not have a right to demand a bigger trough.

One last thing: It’s also getting a bit late to register to vote and if you are still undecided then you have NO CLUE about what is going on.  Please stay home November 2nd.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/01/2004 at 07:41 AM   
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   Thursday - September 30, 2004

Einstein Couldn’t Figure This Out ….

From the Chicago Sun-Times we get a simple explanation of the National League Wild Card Race playoffs ....

With the National League wild-card race going down to the wire, Major League Baseball has begun plotting for a major mess—a three-way wild-card tie that would be settled before the wild-card winner opens the playoffs Wednesday.

Major League Rule 33(c) spells out the formula for the three-way tiebreaker that could involve the Cubs, San Francisco Giants and Houston Astros.

The three teams are labeled A, B and C. Team A is assured home-field advantage for the two wild-card playoff games. Team C is assured of a first-game bye, but must play the next game on the road. Team B is the least favorable of the three, though if it wins Game 1, would play at home for Game 2.

Game 1 between teams A and B will be played Monday. The winner plays Team C on Tuesday.

Because the Giants are 4-2 against the Cubs and Astros, they get first choice and are expected to become Team C, taking the bye. The Cubs’ 10-9 mark against the Astros’ gives them the second choice, and they likely will accept Team A, assuring the home-field edge.

Though general managers for the three teams were notified earlier this month, a decision on being Team A or B won’t be made until Sunday.

If there is a two-way tie involving the Cubs, a coin toss already has determined they will play on the road, whether it’s in San Francisco or Houston.

Huh?

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/30/2004 at 12:45 PM   
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Vietnam: The Final Chapter

It’s time to write the final chapter about the Vietnam War and appropriately enough it is being written by the children of Vietnam War Veterans.

Don’t waste another second. Go to this web site and watch this powerful presentation. It’s long but I want you to watch it all the way through. That’s an order.

The Flash presentation is courtesy of KerryLied.Com.

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/30/2004 at 10:11 AM   
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More From The Third World

Ladies, do you wear a mini-skirt?  Well, if you do, don’t get on a bus in Swaziland.  Bus operators there think that if you do you are sending a signal that you want to be raped.  And they will happily oblige you. All of them.  Together.  And laugh while doing it.

Swazi women are protesting.  The police?  They do nothing.  Result?  MORE women get raped.

Here’s how the latest incident was described:

“The girls’ screams were drowned out by the crowd, all men, who whistled and cheered on the conductors, who continued with their raping even though the girl was bleeding heavily,” an eyewitness said.

Some women attempted to intervene, and wrapped a Swazi cloth (lihiya) around the naked girl’s waste. They were reportedly pushed aside by the conductors, who continued to rape the girl.”

You’d think the women would stop doing wearing those things until some sense of lawfulness returned (or they begin packing guns to kill these pieces of shit who try and rape them.)

But, then again, we ARE talking Africa.  And Swaziland has the highest rate of AIDS in the world.  And they are dirt poor.  And ignorant.  And mired in tribalism.  Basically, they’re fucked (no pun intended!)

And before you click on the link, this is how this story starts (it comes from a United Nations site):

[ This report does not necessarily reflect the views of the United Nations]

Is anyone surprised?  Is it possible for any organization to be any more ineffectual than the UN is today?

If you are a man from Nigeria and have hair braids, dreadlocks and earrings---you are a homosexual.

That cracks me up.  But given how some “men” dress today and queer makeovers, I’m not so sure I disagee.

Anyways, it seems Nigeria’s soccer players sport exactly that kind of stuff on their heads.  Sports administrators for that country say this about them:

“They should even be suspended for some years,’ said official Ahmed Lawan. Referees at a forthcoming junior tournament should remove offending players even if they are the best on the field because their behaviour was culturally unacceptable and promoted homosexuality, he added.”

The fallout from this should be interesting.

Don’t piss off your teacher in India.  You’ll find yourself munching on a delicious cow pie!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/30/2004 at 07:29 AM   
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Get Drunk.  Get Naked.  Argue.  Die.

Hell, the title says it all.  Details here. 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/30/2004 at 07:28 AM   
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