Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Sunday - August 01, 2004
DISCOVERED!!! ALLAN’S NEW JOB!!!
A recent vacancy caused by the firing of an employee necessitated a new hire---quick! Which explains why the Minister Of Propaganda absconded so quickly and is now in Alabama.Read this to find out Allan's new job and why he had to hurry to Alabama!
The question is this though: will he continue in his predecessor's steps and if so, need we fear he try and do the same thing to us?
Update From Caesar (Allan): Vilmar, you must be off your medication again. Take your pills and calm down.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 08/01/2004 at 02:53 PM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (2)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Animal Phone Calls We’d Rather Not Hear
Dog: [*heavy panting*] "Hey, could you put the phone up to your butt for a minute?"Beaver: "Hello, Ms. Stone? Close your legs, for cryin' out loud! You're giving my kind a bad name!"
Dog: "Can you please page Miss Legtohump, first name Anita?"
Dog: "My name is Humphrey Quentley. Is the bitch of the house in?"
Iguana: "Roy Scheider? This is Liz... Liz Erd. I want my neck back!"
Dog: "Hello, Twin Dragons restaurant? EAT ME!!"
Mink: "Could I speak to the lost and found? I think I left my coat."
Dog: "Is your refrigerator running? Well you better... Hey, Look A Cat!"
Donkey: "Is 'U.R. Ugly' there? ... Why, yes, I *am* an ass."
Dog: "Is there a Hugh Jefirehydrant there?"
Squirrel: "I'd like to speak to Holden... Holden Manuts."
Lamb: "911? Please send an ambulance! My sister is bleating from her mouth!"
Dog: "I am the Viper.... I am the Viper... I vill vipe my butt on your vall-to-vall carpet!"
Sperm whale: "May I speak to Ms. Lewinsky, please?"
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 08/01/2004 at 02:16 PM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (0)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • A Coup by The Minister of Propaganda
While Allan was in Boston last week enduring the hell that can only be called the Democratic Convention, he was able to infiltrate party headquarters and abscond with a copy of John "The Poodle" Kerry's job application. Seems all dummycraps have to file one of these when they are running in the primaries and must have one on file for review before being nominated.I consider what he accomplished quite a coup!
For such valiant courage in the face of rabid moonbats, I hereby issue an Imperial Decree pardoning our Minister of Propaganda for any crimes he may or may not have committed. So is it said. And so it shall be.
Here's the application and I share it with you now:
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE: Many mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multi-millions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY: I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military. I deplore the military!
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife, Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None.
PERSONAL:
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet is called The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the Scarmouche.
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 08/01/2004 at 09:52 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (6)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Daily Dose
Quote of the DayDemocracy is two wolves and a sheep debating what to have for dinner. Freedom is a well-armed sheep ready to contest the vote! Ben Franklin
On This Day in History
1785 Caroline Herschel becomes 1st woman discoverer of a comet
1790 1st US census (population of 3,939,214)
1834 Slavery abolished in British empire
1944 Adam Clayton Powell elected 1st black congressman from East
1958 1st class postage up to $0.04 (had been $0.03 for 26 years)
1987 Crossbow flight record (2,005 yds 1'9") set by Harry Drake in Nevada
1914 FIRST WORLD WAR ERUPTS.
Four days after Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, Germany and Russia declare war against each other, France orders a general mobilization, and the first German army units cross into Luxembourg in preparation for the German invasion of France. During the next three days, Russia, France, Belgium, and Great Britain all lined up against Austria-Hungary and Germany, and the German army invaded Belgium. The "Great War" that ensued was one of unprecedented destruction and loss of life, resulting in the deaths of some 20 million soldiers and civilians.
On June 28, 1914, in an event that is widely regarded as sparking the outbreak of World War I, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austro-Hungarian empire, was shot to death with his wife by Bosnian Serb Gavrilo Princip in Sarajevo, Bosnia. On July 28, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, and the tenuous peace between Europe's great powers collapsed. On July 29, Austro-Hungarian forces began to shell the Serbian capital of Belgrade, and Russia, Serbia's ally, ordered a troop mobilization against Austria-Hungary. France, allied with Russia, began to mobilize on August 1. France and Germany declared war against each other on August 3. After crossing through neutral Luxembourg, the Germany army invaded Belgium on the night of August 3-4, prompting Great Britain, Belgium's ally, to declare war against Germany.
For the most part, the people of Europe greeted the outbreak of war with jubilation. Most patriotically assumed that their country would be victorious within months. By the end of 1914, well over a million soldiers of various nationalities had been killed on the battlefields of Europe, and neither for the Allies nor the Central Powers was a final victory in sight. On the western front--the battle line that stretched across northern France and Belgium--the combatants settled down in the trenches for a terrible war of attrition.
In 1915, the Allies attempted to break the stalemate with an amphibious invasion of Turkey, which had joined the Central Powers in October 1914, but after heavy bloodshed the Allies were forced to retreat in early 1916. The year 1916 saw great offensives by Germany and Britain along the western front, but neither side accomplished a decisive victory. In the east, Germany was more successful, and the disorganized Russian army suffered terrible losses, spurring the outbreak of the Russian Revolution in 1917. By the end of 1917, the Bolsheviks had seized power in Russia and immediately set about negotiating peace with Germany. In 1918, the infusion of American troops and resources into the western front finally tipped the scale in the Allies' favor. Bereft of manpower and supplies and faced with an imminent invasion, Germany signed an armistice agreement with the Allies in November 1918.
World War I was known as the "war to end all wars" because of the great slaughter and destruction it caused. Unfortunately, the peace treaty that officially ended the conflict--the Treaty of Versailles of 1919--forced punitive terms on Germany that destabilized Europe and laid the groundwork for World War II.
1943 PT-109 sinks; Lieutenant Kennedy is instrumental in saving crew
On this day in 1943, a Japanese destroyer rams an American PT (patrol torpedo) boat, No. 109, slicing it in two. The destruction is so massive other American PT boats in the area assume the crew is dead. Two crewmen were, in fact, killed, but 11 survived, including Lt. John F. Kennedy.
After five hours of clinging to debris from the decimated PT boat, the crew made it to a coral island. Kennedy decided to swim out to sea again, hoping to flag down a passing American boat. None came. Kennedy began to swim back to shore, but strong currents, and his chronic back condition, made his return difficult. Upon reaching the island again, he fell ill. After he recovered, the PT-109 crew swam to a larger island, what they believed was Nauru Island, but was in fact Cross Island. They met up with two natives from the island, who agreed to take a message south. Kennedy carved the distress message into a coconut shell: "Nauru Is. Native knows posit. He can pilot. 11 alive need small boat."
The message reached Lieutenant Arthur Evans, who was watching the coast of Gomu Island, located next to an island occupied by the Japanese. Kennedy and his crew were paddled to Gomu. A PT boat then took them back to Rendova. Kennedy was ultimately awarded the Navy and Marine Corps Medal, for gallantry in action.
The coconut shell used to deliver his message found a place in history-and in the Oval Office.
Today's Birthdays
10 -BC- Claudius 4th Roman emperor (41-54 AD)
1770 William Clark Charlottsville VA, 2nd lt of Lewis & Clark Expedition
1779 Francis Scott Key composer (Star-Spangled Banner)
1819 Herman Melville US, author (Moby Dick, Billy Budd)
Thanks to The Quotations Page Famous Birthdays Snopes
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 08/01/2004 at 06:49 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (4)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Home From The Hills
Allan (Casear) here. I just wanted to let all loyal centurians and tribunes know that Caesar is well and has arrived in Rome (actually I'm about halfway between Athens and Rome). I've been travelling in my chariot since daylight from Alexandria. (for those keeping track of Caesar's travels, that is Alexandria, Virginia .. Athens, Alabama .. and Rome, Georgia) Caesar has crossed the Rubicon and is currently in a hospice just south of the "City Built on Seven Rockets" (thanks for the welcome from the loyal citizens here).It's about 10:30 now and I'm exhausted. I'm going to take a long hot soak and retire for the evening. I have decided to rest tomorrow. The last ten days have been a whirlwind and after walking all over Boston last week, my feet are killing me. From Indianapolis to Boston to Huntsville .. over 2000 miles.
I have not completed the "Boston Report" yet but I promise to have it here for you by Monday morning. In the meantime, the first post-convention poll is out. According to the Newsweek poll just released today, the Kedwards ticket got a 4-point "bounce" coming out of the convention. Caveat: the poll has a margin of error of + or - 3%. It would seem the people polled were completely underwhelmed by the convention. I know I was. What went on inside the Fleet Center was nothing but pure f**king "theatre". P.T. Barnum would have been proud .... and based on some conversations I heard outside the convention, Barnum would have been right on the money about "one born every minute".
I have some interesting observations made during my rounds of Boston last week. Stay tuned. All will be explained.
Memo to Vilmar: Caesar will offer a pardon to you if you renounce your accusations of treason. This is a one-time offer. Recant and rejoin the fold of true Conservative Citizens. Or else ....
Memo To Mr. Minority: I'm glad to be back in the South. Swiss, huh? I suppose that's OK. The Helvetians are nice people. Have no fear of Vilmar. He's just a little wound up.
Memo To Barb: Stand firm, Tribune. Caesar is only a two-hour flight from Chicago if the Moonbats start acting up again. I depend on you and your family (except your brother) to keep an eye on the "Daley Delinquents" up there. It's too bad Jack Ryan had to make an ass of himself. I'm still waiting for the courts to unseal John Kerry's divorce records (or for the media to demand that they be released) .... it will probably be a long wait.
Memo to Dottie: Anyone with intelligence can move to the South where (a) people are polite, (b) Republicans are taking over and driving Democrats out, (c) there's a gun shop on every corner and (d) John Kerry will never show his face. Bear in mind that Vilmar has been operating from the BMEWS Florida surveillance complex, hiding in the "Land Of Dangling Chads". Ask him if he mistakenly voted for Pat Buchannen in 2000. MWah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha .....
One thing remains true no matter where I reside ....
CUBS RULE!P.S. Yankees suck and Cardinals blow.
Posted by The Skipper
on 08/01/2004 at 12:11 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (9)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Saturday - July 31, 2004
Things that strike fear…..
Imagine you are a terrorist in Afghanistan, sitting around your camel dung fire, at the mouth of your cave, eating shit (because nothing else is available.)You get ready to begin a skirmish against the infidels. You squawk your radio, get ready to leave and within minutes this things comes swooping in to make the rest of your life miserable.............
Nothing like the creativeness of our fighting men to strike fear into the hearts of heathens!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/31/2004 at 02:23 PM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (10)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Stress relief
Thanks to Bob I now have something else other than my Barkus Moonbatus model shotgun to help relieve stress.I especially like the manic mode.
Go there. Relieve yourself. You'll feel better. Trust me.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/31/2004 at 06:43 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (0)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Friday - July 30, 2004
Al Gore Spotted In St. Pete Florida!
Officials suspect it was Al Gore but it could have been Howard Dean. Further testing is required in order to conclusively prove which one it was.Authorities are fairly certain, though, it was DEFINITELY a member of the "Barking Moonbat" family.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/30/2004 at 05:52 PM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (4)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Post Turtles
With a tip o' the hat to that possibly treasonous Imperial Centurion, BarbWhile suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts farmer whose hand had been caught in a fence while working his livestock, a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day.
The old farmer said, "Well, ya know, that Mr. Kerry is what we call a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "You know. When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down so he can crawl away!"
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/30/2004 at 06:42 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (1)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Daily Dose
Quote of the DayThe place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
On This Day in History
1619 The first legislative assembly in English North America convened in Jamestown, Va.
1839 Slave rebels take over slaver Amistad
1863 Pres Lincoln issues "eye-for-eye" order to shoot a rebel prisoner for every black prisoner shot
1923 New Zealand claims Ross Dependency
1956 The phrase "In God We Trust" was adopted as the national motto.
1974 House of Reps recommends 3 articles of impeachment of Nixon
1975 Former Teamsters union president James Hoffa was reported missing. Many suspect he was murdered, though his remains have never been found.
1619 First legislative assembly in America
In Jamestown, Virginia, the first elected legislative assembly in the New World--the House of Burgesses--convenes in the choir of the town's church.
Earlier that year, the London Company, which had established the Jamestown settlement 12 years before, directed Virginia Governor Sir George Yeardley to summon a "General Assembly" elected by the settlers, with every free adult male voting. Twenty-two representatives from the 11 Jamestown boroughs were chosen, and Master John Pory was appointed the assembly's speaker. On July 30, the House of Burgesses (an English word for "citizens") convened for the first time. Its first law, which, like all of its laws, would have to be approved by the London Company, required tobacco to be sold for at least three shillings per pound. Other laws passed during its first six-day session included prohibitions against gambling, drunkenness, and idleness, and a measure that made Sabbath observance mandatory.
The creation of the House of Burgesses, along with other progressive measures, made Sir George Yeardley exceptionally popular among the colonists, and he served two terms as Virginia governor..
1932 Disney's first color cartoon
Walt Disney releases his first cartoon in color. The cartoon, Flowers and Trees, was made in three-color Technicolor; Disney was the only studio that used the process for the next three years, because of an exclusive contract.
Today's Birthdays
1936 Buddy Guy (blues artist)
1930 Thomas Sowell (economist)
1863 Henry Ford (auto manufacturer)
1818 Emily Bronte (author)
1947 Arnold Schwarzenegger (Governor of California, actor )
Thanks to The Quotations Page Famous Birthdays Snopes
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/30/2004 at 06:20 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (1)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Thursday - July 29, 2004
Late Night Humor
Courtesy of NewsmaxFrom Jay Leno
Did you all see Hillary Clinton introduce Bill last night in Boston? It was like the party faithful introducing the party unfaithful.
There was one awkward moment when Hillary turned to Bill slapped him and said, "Which of your little whores gave you that tie!”
As I’m sure you know, former President Clinton spoke last night but he did not give the keynote address. Although I do understand he did give a key, a note, and his address to a waitress who was working the concessions stand.
I’m sure you saw this on the news last night the convention center was surrounded by police, FBI, they had sharpshooters on every roof top, security was tighter than John Kerry’s face after a Botox injection.
At the convention last night, Democrats were mad about all the good jobs lost because of Bush…..Whoopi Goldberg’s, Linda Ronstadt’s, Al Gore…. A lot of jobs….lot of jobs…
Did you see Kerry trying to throw out the first pitch at the Red Sox – Yankees game the other night. It didn’t even make it all the way to the plate. In fact, his pitch was so weak, today he was offered a contract with the Arizona Diamondbacks.
I tell you...(Lance Armstrong) really is a hero because they treated him terribly over there. They booed at him, they called him names, they threw drinks at him as he went by. He said he felt like Linda Rondstadt.
Coming out in a few minutes, we have the Governor of Kentucky Ernie Fletcher on the show. You know the difference between California and Kentucky? In Kentucky, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Kentucky Derby. In California, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Neverland Ranch.
From Letterman
It’s was cold here in New York City for this time of year. But not as chilly as that hug between Bill and Hillary last night.
Michael Moore is at the convention – which explains the tight security around the buffet.
John Kerry’s theme for the convention is "a lifetime of strength and service”. Is it really a good idea to run on an old Maytag slogan?
Did you see Bill Clinton speak at the convention last night? Did you see Bubba? Wooo! He had to stop 23 times for applause and 3 times for sex.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/29/2004 at 06:20 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (0)
•
Trackbacks(1)
Permalink • Daily Dose
Quote of the DayWhen we are born, we cry, that we are come to this great stage of fools. William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)
On This Day in History
1958 President Eisenhower signed the congressional act that created the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) was authorized by Congress.
1890 Artist Vincent van Gogh died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in Auvers, France.
1936 RCA shows the 1st real TV program (dancing, film on locomotives, Bonwit Teller fashion show & monologue from Tobacco Road & comedy)
1952 1st nonstop transpacific flight by a jet
1974 St Louis Card Lou Brock steals his 700th base
1967 Fire ravages U.S. carrier off Vietnam
Fire sweeps the U.S. aircraft carrier Forrestal off the coast of North Vietnam in the Gulf of Tonkin. It was the worst U.S. naval disaster in a combat zone since World War II. The accident took the lives of 134 crewmen and injured 62 more. Of the carrier's 80 planes, 21 were destroyed and 42 were damaged.
1976 The Son of Sam terrorizes New York
The so-called "Son of Sam" pulls a gun from a paper bag and fires five shots at Donna Lauria and Jody Valenti of the Bronx while they are sitting in a car, talking. Lauria died and Valenti was seriously wounded in the first in a series of shootings by the serial killer, who terrorized New York City over the course of the next year.
Once dubbed the ".44 Caliber Killer," the Son of Sam eventually got his name from letters he sent to both the police and famed newspaper writer Jimmy Breslin that said, "I am a monster. I am the Son of Sam. I love to hunt, prowling the streets looking for fair game. The weman are prettyist of all [sic]."
The second attack came on October 23, 1976, when a couple was shot as they sat in a car in Queens. A month later, two girls were talking on a stoop outside a home when the serial killer approached, asked for directions, and then suddenly pulled a gun out and fired several shots. Joanne Lomino was paralyzed from a bullet that struck her spine, but her friend was not seriously injured.
Following up on a parking ticket that had been given out that night, police discovered a machine gun in a car belonging to David Berkowitz of Yonkers, New York.
When questioned, Berkowitz explained that "Sam" was his neighbor Sam Carr-an agent of the devil. Sam transmitted his orders through his pet black Labrador. Years earlier, Berkowitz had shot the dog, complaining that its barking was keeping him from sleeping. After the dog recovered, Berkowitz claimed that it began speaking to him and demanding that he kill people.
In an unusual sequence of events, Berkowitz was allowed to plead guilty before claiming insanity and was sentenced to over 300 years in prison. In prison, he later claimed to be a born-again Christian.
Today's Birthdays
1805 Alexis de Tocqueville France, statesman/writer (Democracy in America)
1871 [Gregory Efimovich] Rasputin the mad Russian monk
1883 Benito Mussolini [Il Duce], Fascist Italian dictator (1922-43)
1905 Dag Hammarskjold 2nd UN Secretary-General (1953-61) (Nobel 1961)
1936 Elizabeth Dole US Secretary of Transportation (1983-87)
Thanks to The Quotations Page Famous Birthdays Snopes
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/29/2004 at 06:08 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (0)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Wednesday - July 28, 2004
Sperm Boy gets a Colonic
Sure looks like The Poodle is trying to remake his image. First, a Vietnam vet. Then a "regular schmoe" like everyone else. Then a moderate. Then a gun buff. Now, he's the "The Impreganator." (but it looks like he's getting a Katie Couric-style colonic first!)
(Or eyes could be deceiving me and he is trying to be one of the Tele-Tubbies?)
Update from Caesar:
Actually Vilmar, sKerry has joined the Oompa-Loompas from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/28/2004 at 04:10 PM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (9)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Leno’s Liners
John Kerry decided on the new party slogan, "The Democratic Party - love it or shove it”.John Kerry threw out the first ball before last night’s Yankees-Red Sox game in Boston. You probably saw that. In fact, Kerry asked "Where do you want me on the field? I can take any position.”
Actually, Boston is the perfect city for the Democrats. The Democrats are just like the Red Sox. They’re optimistic in the spring, concerned in the summer and ready to choke in the fall.
CNN announced that Bush’s missing National Guard records have been found! Here’s the amazing thing - you know where they found ‘em? Inside former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger’s pants!
This has not been a good year for political quotes. When I was a kid, I remember John F. Kennedy, "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” And those were great quotes. What do we have this year? We had "Shove it”, "girlie men”, and Dick Cheney saying "go f yourself.”
Congratulations to Lance Armstrong! Won his 6th Tour de France! President Bush phoned lance immediately after his win. Which was a surprise. Not that Bush called him. That he was able to get past the French operator without hanging up on him. "This is President Bush. Click. Hello, hello…it’s President Bush.”
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 07/28/2004 at 06:40 AM
Filed Under: • Humor •
• Comments (2)
•
Trackbacks(0)
Permalink • Five Most Recent Trackbacks:
Once Again, The One And Only Post
(4 total trackbacks)
Tracked at iHaan.org
Thｅ advantage to having a guide with you is thɑt an expert will haѵe very first hand experience dealing and navigating the river with гegional wildlife. Tһomas, there are great…
On: 07/28/23 10:37
The Brownshirts: Partie Deux; These aare the Muscle We've Been Waiting For
(3 total trackbacks)
Tracked at head to the Momarms site
The Brownshirts: Partie Deux; These aare the Muscle We’ve Been Waiting For
On: 03/14/23 11:20
Vietnam Homecoming
(1 total trackbacks)
Tracked at 广告专题配音 专业从事中文配音跟外文配音制造，北京名传天下配音公司
专业从事中文配音和外文配音制作，北京名传天下配音公司 北京名传天下专业配音公司成破于2006年12月，是专业从事中 中文配音 文配音跟外文配音的音频制造公司，幻想飞腾配音网领 配音制作 有海内外优良专业配音职员已达500多位，可供给一流的外语配音，长年服务于国内中心级各大媒体、各省市电台电视台，能满意不同客户的各种需要。电话：010-83265555 北京名传天下专业配音公司…
On: 03/20/21 07:00
meaningless marching orders for a thousand travellers ... strife ahead ..
(1 total trackbacks)
Tracked at Casual Blog
[...] RTS. IF ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE IS CONSTRUED AS BEING CONTRARY TO THE LAWS APPL [...]
On: 07/17/17 04:28
a small explanation
(1 total trackbacks)
Tracked at yerba mate gourd
Find here top quality how to prepare yerba mate without a gourd that's available in addition at the best price. Get it now!
On: 07/09/17 03:07
DISCLAIMER
THE SERVICES AND MATERIALS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE HOSTS OF THIS SITE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS.
Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:
It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.
- Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
- Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
- Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
- Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere
THE INFORMATION AND OTHER CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE ARE DESIGNED TO COMPLY WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS WEBSITE SHALL BE GOVERNED BY AND CONSTRUED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL PARTIES IRREVOCABLY SUBMIT TO THE JURISDICTION OF THE AMERICAN COURTS. IF ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE IS CONSTRUED AS BEING CONTRARY TO THE LAWS APPLICABLE IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY, THEN THIS WEBSITE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ACCESSED BY PERSONS FROM THAT COUNTRY AND ANY PERSONS WHO ARE SUBJECT TO SUCH LAWS SHALL NOT BE ENTITLED TO USE OUR SERVICES UNLESS THEY CAN SATISFY US THAT SUCH USE WOULD BE LAWFUL.
Copyright © 2004-2015 Domain Owner
Oh, and here's some kind of visitor flag counter thingy. Hey, all the cool blogs have one, so I should too. The Visitors Online thingy up at the top doesn't count anything, but it looks neat. It had better, since I paid actual money for it.
RSS 2.0 
Atom 
