Monday - May 09, 2005

Babbling Babs Update

Barbra Streisand is one sick puppy. For the life of me, I cannot understand where this mindless, arrogant lunatic is coming from lately. She stopped acting (except for one recent movie in the last ten of fifteen years) and stopped appearing in concert. Maybe she just has way too much free time on her hands these days?

She posted on her web site last weekend a virtiolic diatribe against President Bush comparing him to Nazi second-in-command, Hermann Goerring ....

“Bush’s actions remind me of Herman Goering’s quote during the Nuremberg Trials, where he stated: ‘...it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it’s a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.’”

Streisand continued to quote the Nazi Reichsmarschall, contending that his words provided an insight into Bush’s thinking:

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders,” said Goering, according to the disgruntled songstress. “All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism. ...”

The Democrat diva said that Goering’s tactics, as adapted by Bush, have been extremely effective, arguing that the American people have been “unable to recognize they are being manipulated when they are paralyzed by fear because their government is constantly reminding them of an impending terrorist attack.”

She griped that Bush’s propaganda blitzkrieg managed to obscure his terrible performance in office during last year’s presidential campaign.

Forgive me but I just don’t understand what her (and the Left’s) obsession with Nazi Germany is all about. First, MoveOn.org compared Bush to Hitler and now Babbling Babs is foaming at the mouth confusing the Nazi Luftwaffe Head with the President Of The United States? Isn’t that slander, if not outright treasonous?

Message In A Bottle To Babs: Babs, dear! Get a grip. You’re losing it. Seek help immediately! Get some better drugs, babe! The ones you’re taking are not working, you mental midget! Quit whining and stop your name-calling. All you’re doing is reinforcing the public’s belief (and deservedly so) that Hollywood is a lunatic asylum. The only thing Bush has in common with Goerring is they both flew airplanes. There is absolutely no connection other than that, you twit! You, however, are starting to sound like you’re channeling some schizophrenic, paranoid, bombastic, bloviating mental patient. Do we have to come out there and dress you up in your new jacket with the arms that tie together behind you back? How about a little electroshock? Why don’t you just go stick a fork in an electrical socket and hold it there until we give you the word that all is safe again, OK? We promise to get back to you as soon as a Democrat is elected President ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/09/2005 at 10:53 AM   
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   Thursday - April 28, 2005

Huff-Blog Preview

Do you want to see what the Arianna Huffington Blog site may look like? The Guardian (UK) has a small preview for you. Caution: not to be viewed by anyone with alcoholic libations in their mouth. Severe spewing may result, causing damage to keyboards and monitors .. not to mention scaring your mouse to death.

Posted by The Skipper     on 04/28/2005 at 06:38 AM   
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   Wednesday - April 27, 2005

Err Amerika Under Fire

Well, well! It seems Al Franken and the gang at Err Amerika are in deep manure, based on this story at Blogs For Bush and reported by Drudge ....

As Drudge Reports:

The red-hot rhetoric over Social Security on liberal talkradio network AIR AMERICA has caught the attention of the Secret Service, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Government officials are reviewing a skit which aired on the network Monday evening—a skit featuring an apparent gunshot warning to the president!

The announcer: “A spoiled child is telling us our Social Security isn’t safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here’s your answer, you ungrateful whelp: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little bastard. [audio of gun being cocked].”

And Blogs For Bush has this to say:

I can only wonder if Al Franken suspected this would happen, and all this was a sick, twisted publicity stunt. Air America’s ratings are not all that good.

I can almost hear Franken whining in his annoying voice about free speech, claiming that the Bush Administration wants to shut them down.

It’s not going to work. Their programming still sucks… I don’t know how they think they can be taken seriously anymore—especially after this.

They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I am sure they’re not. They’re probably laughing, thinking George Soros will probably write them a big fat check now.

Posted by The Skipper     on 04/27/2005 at 05:10 PM   
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   Wednesday - April 20, 2005

Good News & Bad News

The good news is I just found out that my favorite comic strip is being made into a movie for release in May, 2006. The even better news is that Bruce Willis is doing the voice of “R.J. Raccoon”. The bad news is that William Shatner is doing one of the voices. The best news of all time would be if Shatner is doing the voice of “Zippy The Air-Head Squirrel”. Or maybe Whoopi Goldberg would be better suited for that part. Hmmmmmm ....

Launch photon torpedos, Mr. Sulu ....

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   Saturday - April 09, 2005

The Lion King Is Dead

Sony Corp. yesterday stepped in with a consortium of other companies and bought the remains of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM). They will divide up what remains of the once great movie company and it will disappear forever. Sam Goldwyn and Louis B. Mayer are crying in their graves. Say a last goodbye to “Leo” .... ROAR ....

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   Wednesday - March 16, 2005

Typical Liberal

Warren Beatty (I can’t stand the son of a bitch) has his knickers in a twist because Governor Schwarzenegger is not paying attention to him.

Beatty wants Arnold to raise taxes on the rich in order to fund God knows what.

How typical of a socialist bastard---if he’s so concerned about the financial situation of the state of Californicators, then why doesn’t he just write a check above and beyond what he owes?  Furthermore, why isn’t he on the stump trying to convince all his fellow bedwetting liberals to do the same?

You know the answer, right?  Go on, I want to hear you say it.

OBTW, he also got a political award!  WTF?  Because he PLAYED a politician?  They say it was for a lifetime of political work.  I say it’s because he sucks Donk dick. 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/16/2005 at 06:29 AM   
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   Friday - March 04, 2005

You Know Things Suck For You When…..

When Rollingstone writes an article stating that MoveOn.org is ineffectual at what it tries to do and then ends it with this:

Like so many other Internet start-ups, MoveOn has raised—and burned through—tens of millions of dollars, innovating without producing many concrete results. Any reasonable analysis shows its stock may be dangerously overvalued. Those banking on MoveOn had better hope it is more Google than Pets.com. Because should the group flame out, the Democrats could be in for a fall of Nasdaq proportions.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

In more bad news for Hollywood’s elitist assholes, I bring you this little choice snippet which says that American moviegoers are rejecting left-wing crap films from Hollywood, preferring more patriotic fare.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/04/2005 at 07:00 AM   
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   Thursday - March 03, 2005

Hollywood Just Does Not Get This

A few days ago I heard a woman call in to a talk show and start ranting about how Hollywood was going to take the Looney-Tunes characters and demonize them.  The host was caught off guard wondering what the hell she was talking about as she, herself, was sounding a bit Looney-Tunes (if you get my drift.)

Well, she’s right.  Hollywood plans to do just that. Imagine a nasty looking Bugs Buggy or Daffy Duck or Elmer Fudd all doing nasty things.  Somehow Hollywood thinks it’ll be a great way to “modernize” the old classics.  it’ll make them “hip”, “fresh.”

But no parents have been asked whether or not this would be appropriate for children given the level of violence on TV today.  Not only that but what else might Warner Brothers be trying to do?  How about showing Bugs in a romantic tryst with Elmer where they end up in bed?  Or maybe have Bugs undergoes an operation to “transform” himself into a female, permanently?  Yeah, don’t even get started on me about how Bugs used to plant big smackeroos on Elmer or even cross-dress.  Somehow it never entered our child minds that this was real back when we were kids.  Today, though? Given what kids learn in school---as opposed to what they SHOULD learn.......................?

Hell, look at the Simpsons.  One of the aunts is going to come out of the closet and declare she’s a carpet muncher.  Why?  What purpose is served in doing this for programming directed at kids if not to desensitize them?

The author nails it with this quote:

While the Simpson producers often say the show is not for kids, Fox knows better - which is why they run the show at 8, when more kids are likely to be watching.  Note to the producers of the Simpsons: if you want to pretend The Simpsons isn’t for kids, don’t make lunchboxes.

TRUE!  How many 14 year olds do you see taking lunchboxes to school?  Zero, right? They are all 6,7,8 year old kids who DO watch the Simpsons.  Again, don’t give me any shit about parental control and how parents can turn the sets off.  I don’t want to hear about it and may even delete your comment if you piss me off enough to display the stupidity of not understanding the argument is not about that but about the blatant lies, hypocrisy and disingenuousness of studios claiming one thing in public and doing something totally different to pervert/subvert our kids.  (yeah, this one REALLY pisses me off enough I’d do so.)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/03/2005 at 07:03 AM   
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   Monday - February 28, 2005

Notice Anything?

Like a veritable paucity (nay, an absolute dearth, I tell you) of any commentary on the Oscars on this site?

Because I think they suck (oh, yeah, and the people involved in the process also suck----each other off for nominations.)

Of course, having opened this Pandora’s box for you, I expect many will jump right in.

Sad.

Let the sociological experiment begin!

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   Friday - February 25, 2005

BMEWS Oscar Preview

This Sunday night, the Hollyweirdos will gather in front of the TV cameras, dressed in all their fancy designer clothes and massive jewelry collections to pat each other on the back and engage in the world’s biggest circle-jerk in front of all the great unwashed masses in “flyover country”, who will be glued to their TV sets jealously wondering who will win the coveted Academy Awards .... or maybe not. Personally, I have more important (and more entertaining) things to do Sunday night .... like trimming my toenails and cleaning out the most recent science experiments in my refrigerator (what the hell is that gray stuff that grows on tomatoes after only two weeks in the fridge?). For the full list of nominees, click here. Anyway, in the “For What It’s Worth Department”, here is my take on the pictures and “actor-persons” nominated this year. Let me know how I did on Monday.

Best Picture:

“Finding Neverland”: I’ve seen all of the nominated pictures except this one. I (mistakenly) thought it was about Michael Jackson’s home and when I saw it starred Johnny Depp, I crossed it off the list. However, some people who saw it say it was pretty cool. However, “pretty cool” doesn’t win Oscars. Dark horse candidate at best.

“The Aviator”: Somehow, the image of Howard Hughes with Leonardo DiCaprio’s high squeeky voice just didn’t click with me. Alan Alda played a fairly convincing evil Congress-Critter and Cate Blanchett did an impeccable impersonation of Katie Hepburn. The story was fairly accurate but DiCaprio pretty much ruined it for me. His interpretation of Howard Hughe’s descent into madness left a lot to be desired. The kid just can’t act. For a better view of a man’s greed and disintegration into insanity rent “Treasure Of The Sierra Madre”. DiCaprio could take several lessons from Bogart.

“Sideways”: Make no mistake about it, guys. This is a “chick flick” in disguise. Two men go on a trip through wine country in California prior to one of them getting married. The only problem is the guy who is about to get married wants to use the trip to bed as many women as possible before getting hitched and the other guy is a neurotic, nutless basket-case who hasn’t recovered from a recent divorce. That pretty much sums it up. Of course, they get their nuts in a wringer with some chicks they pick up and by the time the credits roll, you’ll be squirming in your seat wondering how in the hell you let your girlfriend/wife talk you into paying $20 for two tickets to watch this embaressment to guys everywhere.

“Million Dollar Baby”: this is one of Clint Eastwood’s better movies. I admit I thoroughly enjoyed it .... up until the ending (which I won’t disclose). Unfortunately, it is that ending that will probably keep it from winning an Oscar (there is already quite a controversy brewing over this ending). The overall acting was excellent and Hillary Swank will steal your heart away. She should get Best Actress for this one. Clint already has an Oscar for “Unforgiven” so the Academy will probably pass over him this time. I do urge all of you to see this flick though .... just have your crying tissue ready for the ending.

“Ray”: You all know I’m a huge fan of Ray Charles so you can understand if I say I was prepared to absolutely hate this film. I was prepared for another of Hollywood’s glossy, piss-poor tributes to an artist. I was wrong. The movie delves into Ray Charles’ life and pulls no punches .... but does so in a tasteful, honest manner. Jamie Foxx gives the performance of a lifetime and deserves the Oscar for Best Actor. I think Ray would be proud of the movie and the actor who played him .... even though it brings up moments in the great soul singer’s life that he would probably rather never have happened. A fine tribute .... and my pick for Best Picture. Hell, you should see it just for the soundtrack .... What’d I Say?

Overlooked Picture: Finally, what would the Academy Awards be without one picture that everyone should see but received no nominations. Last year, I said that picture was “Secondhand Lions” and this year I have another fantastic picture that somehow escaped Hollywood’s attention .... “Ladder 49”. It is a beautifully made tribute to firefighters everywhere and Joacquin Phoenix displayed outstanding talent in the lead role. John Travolta also starred in this magnificent movie but Phoenix is the character to watch .... until the ending. Sometimes life just sucks .... especially if you have a dangerous workplace.

So there you have it, troops! Let me know what you think and if you stay up to watch this overhyped four-hour extravaganza Sunday night, drop me an e-mail to let me know how my predictions came out. In return, I’ll give you an update on my attempts to grow penicillin in my fridge. Do we have a deal?

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   Friday - February 18, 2005

Liberal Asshats In Hollywood

One of our readers notified me of this yesterday and I also saw it on Fox News last night but couldn’t find any news organization that covered it online or anywhere else (go figure!).

Anyway, to make a long story short, it took the asshat liberal turds in Hollywood less than a day to vandalize the signs put up by Citizens United thanking Hollywood for helping re-elect George W. Bush. I guess the Hollyweirdos just couldn’t appreciate the kind thought extended to them .... ya think?

I’d like to find the little pea-brained forons who did this and .... never mind, I’m just having a really bad vision of boiling oil, splinters, racks, whips, baseball bats, knives and other assorted implements of torture - and I’m not talking Abu Ghraib - I’m talking the REAL DEAL, sweetheart!

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   Thursday - February 17, 2005

Late Night Bashing Wacko Jacko

Letterman and Leno are all over Michael Jackson .... figuratively, of course ....

■ Good news today from the hospital - Michael Jackson’s condition has been upgraded from nutball to weirdo.

■ Here’s my question - how do you know when Michael Jackson is sick? Does the color suddenly return to his cheeks?

■ Actually, if you saw the press conference, doctors in the ER examined Michael for over an hour. They said it was like an episode of alien autopsy. None of the organs were in the same place ...

■ But the good news is, they said this is the first time Michael Jackson could actually go into a hospital and come out with the same nose he went in with.

■ Have you heard about this? This is true. For some reason I’m being called as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial. Actually, they told me I’m a minor witness. As opposed to most of the witnesses, who are minors.

■ Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday due to the flu. His condition has since been upgraded from serious to creepy.

■ Michael Jackson checked into a hospital yesterday for the flu. But he’s doing fine now. Today he was dangling his doctor from a balcony.

■ Doctors say he will be fine and back to freaking people out within 72 hours.

■ The trial has been delayed because Michael had to be rushed to the hospital due to the flu. No word yet on his condition, but I bet we can rule out “stable.”

■ You know Whitman’s chocolate? They’ve come out with a special commemorative Michael Jackson candy. It’s lovely, it’s delicious – it’s white chocolate with a nut inside.

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   Monday - February 14, 2005

Outrageous!  True!  And Funny As Hell!

Chris Rock told what I consider to be the truth.

What do you want to bet that the Hollyweirdo elitists and homosexual crowd will go ape-shit demanding retractions and apologies?

Hell, he should get a “Truth Telling By A Hollywood Star” award for having said that only homosexuals watch the Oscars.  I do not understand why any self-respecting guy would waste several hours of his day watching this pap filled with self-aggrandizing statements and chock-filled with stupid commercials when he could be in the garage building something or reading the excellent articles in Playboy.

How can you argue with a man who says:

“Awards for art are f---ing idiotic.”

I can’t help but wonder though:  he gets asked to host the Academy Awards and then makes the above comment
without anything to show that he turned the host gig down.  This leads me to assume he accepted the invitation especially since the limp-wristed Hollywood set is demanding he be removed as host.  So if he accepted isn’t HE the one calling himself idiotic?

BAH!  Go read it yourself and see.  Maybe I missed something.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 02/14/2005 at 06:23 AM   
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   Sunday - February 13, 2005

Just Too Weird

We’ve heard about “The Terminator” but what about “The Whizzinator?”

Apparently actor Tom Sizemore is very familiar with one of these false penises.

Hat tip: Joe

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