Saturday - December 09, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
OK, OK. I got the hint from those of you who aren’t too excited about blondes. This weekend you get a special preview of the January issue of Playboy with some pics of Miss January, Jayde Nicole (an absolutely lovely brunette). I have to admit I didn’t notice her hair color at first. It took me even longer to find the tattoo ...
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Permalink • Saturday - December 02, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
This week, we pay homage to the ladies across the pond. I’m sure our British readers will appreciate this. All I ask is that if any of you blokes have this little lady’s phone number please pass it along to me ASAP.
This Saturday’s eye candy is Playboy’s UK CyberGirl Of The Month, Sam King. She stands 5’4”, with blonde hair and blue eyes, 34C-23-33. She is a professional model and has appeared in ITV’s drama “Footballer’s Wives”. All I can say is PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM ...
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Permalink • Thursday - November 23, 2006
Thanksgiving Eye Candy
We all have a lot to be thankful for on this day. Good food, good friends, family, success, health ... you name it. For us guys, the one thing we’re most thankful for is best summed up in that old song by Maurice Chevalier ....
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Gentlemen, be thankful ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 18, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
Ahem! It has been brought to my attention that some of the guys in this crew have been letting themselves go to pot and are badly out of shape. This will not do, of course. To remedy this situation, I have brought in Bulgarian exercise instructor Karsai Zita. Here is a little bit about her and the exercise regimen she recommends ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 11, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
Have you guys had a rough week? I sure have. My team (Alabama Crimson Tide) is now 6-4 overall and 2-4 in the SEC after blowing it against Mississippi State last Saturday and losing 24-16. The really bad news is the Tide will be in Baton Rouge this Saturday night going up against LSU (#12). It ain’t looking good.
On top of that, after Tuesday’s election, the Angry Left and the Liberal Loons are now in charge in DC. Altogether, it has been a sorry week. But there’s good news. It’s Saturday again and time for a little Eye Candy to cheer us guys up. I figure if you’re as depressed as I am it will have to be special. It is. Hidden under the fold here you will find Playboy’s Playmate Of The Year, Kara Monaco. This emerald eyed blonde is 22 years old and lives in Florida. I’ve gone over the pics with a magnifying glass and can’t find a blemish anywhere. I wonder ... does Hef clone these perfect creatures in a secret lab out behind the mansion? If so, it sure would explain a lot ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 04, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
I have decided to bring a feature back. The Weekend Skin feature was stopped nearly a year ago after a few malcontents and sexually repressed readers complained. Very few - but nastily vocal. After due consideration I have decided .... that I really don’t care what they think. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful woman. In fact, everything is right about them. So there!
Now, before you ladies out there get all uppity with me and start complaining about equal rights, let me make this perfectly clear .... I ain’t going surfing for pictures of nekkid men. If you want to have some pics of a favorite male posted, find it yourself and send it to me. And another thing, this feature has never and will never include anything I consider porn. Just eye candy. For those guys out there like me who need to give their eyeballs a reward for having made it through another tough week at work.
If you want to complain, drop it into the suggestion box ... which is right next to the sink in your bathroom. Be sure to flush. Now, with all that said, here is this weekend’s offering - Cassandra Lynn, Playboy’s Playmate for February, 2006. Her rap sheet says she likes a man who “knows how to treat a woman, I love a romantic who opens doors.” She doesn’t like men who “are insecure, controlling, cheap, lazy and have no ambitions.” Yep, my kind of gal. With a body to match. Not concerned in the least about “world peace”.
P.S. If I have to tell you the pics are Not Safe For Work (NSFW) then you’re (a) dumber than a rock and (b) working on a Saturday which means you need to get a life. Click “Continue Reading” and let me know on a scale of 1 to 10, how you rank Miss Lynn. We will tally up the scores later.
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Permalink • Wednesday - September 20, 2006
More Pirates?
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Permalink • Sunday - July 23, 2006
Chess Hotties, another fine service of BMEWS
(apologies to heldmyw)
First up is the June, 1956 Playmate Gloria Walker. How does a man concentrate with those hanging over the board? (NSFW)
Second is Kelly Dunstan, who I suspect is another Playboy Playmate, but I lack documentation of that. Still, I dream of a life-size checkmate, or even just a check. (NSFW)
Finally, You know you’re a chessaholic if this happens to you. (warning: cartoon nudity)
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Permalink • Saturday - July 22, 2006
Women and chess don’t mix
A female chess player from Australia has sparked a brawl over her at the World Chess Olympiad.
Sexy moves sparked jealous chess brawl
By Steve Gee and Peter GleesonJune 08, 2006
SHE is the Anna Kournikova of the chess world.
Australian chess beauty Arianne Caoili has sparked a jealous punch-up between rival international players, plunging the normally staid sport into the sort of controversy befitting the rough and tumble of football.In a game where cool heads and emotional restraint reigns, chess hit the front pages of British newspapers after England’s world No.4 Danny Gormally fought with Armenian world No.3 Levon Aronian and his teammates as the pair vied for the affections of 19-year-old Caoili.
As details emerged of the brawl at the World Chess Olympiad in Italy, the teenager’s mother yesterday revealed Caoili was romantically involved with Aronian.
Pawn star Arianne Caoili
I might fight over that myself. Wait, I’m already taken… 
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Permalink • Sunday - July 16, 2006
Smile!
Years ago Allen Funt (of “Candid Camera” fame) made a hilarious movie called “What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?”. The premise of the movie was simple: introduce a naked woman into ordinary situations out in public and see how people react. It was a riot to watch.
Why is The Skipper telling you this? Well, if you can manage to click the picture below with your little “mouse thingy” you will find out. The web site is all in Russian but who’s gonna be reading the text anyway, eh? (NSFW)
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Permalink • Saturday - June 10, 2006
Memo: To All Radical Muslims
You see, fellows - it’s like this ... we don’t have to blow ourselves up to get our “virgins”. In fact, here in America we have lovely lasses like the one below literally jumping into our laps for the price of a few drinks. Yep, we got our hands full with these lovely ladies. In fact, we even let them help out around the house with repair work as you can see below. So you keep wrapping your “gals” up in double-layer burlap sacks and wait for your nookie in the afterlife. I’d rather have mine now. Speaking of now, if you’ll excuse me the Skipper has to get some roof repair work done. My little helper is getting anxxxious. Ciao!
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Permalink • Friday - June 02, 2006
T.G.I.F
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Permalink • Wednesday - May 24, 2006
Through The Looking Glass
“Summertime”
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Memo To Guys: No, I won’t give you her phone number. Don’t even ask.
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Permalink • Saturday - April 08, 2006
Confucious Say ….
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