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calendar   Thursday - August 28, 2008

You would have thought she could find a bikini to fit… (she doesn’t fit it, she overflows it)


You would have thought she could find a bikini to fit… designer Stella McCartney’s costume takes the strain
By Donna Mcconnell
Last updated at 3:28 PM on 28th August 2008

Stella McCartney revealed her wild side on holiday in Mallorca, in a brief leopard print bikini.

The usually well-covered designer, who made her name clothing the rich and famous, showed little of her usual reserve as she stripped off to enjoy the sun while on a family holiday.

But for a designer who made her name as the purveyor of high quality clothing, it seems she failed to get a bikini to adequately contain her.
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Tight fit: Designer Stella McCartney’s bikini offers little coverage and her bust is threatening to spill out as she holidays in Mallorca

Stella’s teeny triangle bikini strained to contain her chest, and the black bikini bottoms appeared to be distinctly Brazilian in style as they bared plenty of bottom flesh.

And later Stella appeared to be struggling to maintain her dignity after she waded into the water, as her less than ample chest spilled out of the bikini top.

Despite the lack of coverage, the designer who is married to magazine publisher Alasdhair Willis, certainly looked stunning in her bikini, despite giving birth to her third child in January this year.

The couple have three children together, Miller, three, Bailey, 20 months and Beckett, eight months.

Swim queen: The usually reserved Stella wades into the waters in her Brazilian-style bikini which showed off plenty of bottom flesh

Stella and her family are holidaying in Majorca, and have been seen enjoying the sights, and a day out at the local aquarium.

The ardent supporter of animal rights recently showed the courage of her convictions, after threatening legal action when a leading fashion house featured a model wearing lingerie from her collection beneath a mink fur coat.

Stella - who refuses to use fur or leather in her own designs – is said to have hit the roof and threatened legal action after spotting one of her bras in the advert for Hockley, a fur boutique based in Mayfair.

Malfunction: The bikini finally failed to hold the fashion designer as she spilled out of the leopard print number on the beach

The offending ad appears in the latest issue of Vogue and shows a model in a black lace McCartney bra draped in a £6,450 full-length mink black and white ‘Atlas’ coat accessorised with a leather belt.

‘Stella went absolutely ballistic when she saw it,’ a source at her store in Mayfair told The Mail on Sunday.

‘I have never seen her so angry. She hit the roof and said that she planned to sue.’

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calendar   Monday - July 28, 2008

Strange stuff

Need to buy a gift for someone who has everything? Want a really personal accessory for your home? Got money to burn? Here ya go!



Personalized “Cloned” Eyeball Lamp

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All you need to do is fill out the form and send in a picture of the eyes you want, plus a bunch of money, and in a month or so you get back matching lamps. Awesome. And spooky! The hand blown glass eyeball lamps made by Glassblower Livio Serena in Murano are based on exact clones of your actual eye color. Order them through 5.5 Designers. I have no idea what they cost ... figure expensive. Really expensive.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 07/28/2008 at 02:42 PM   
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calendar   Monday - July 14, 2008

EYE CANDY FOR US SENIORS

Yeah I know it isn’t politics or moonbat stuff but when I saw this in the paper I just had to share.

It’s like, really old stuff still has value. Except this is a digital camera and it fits in the palm of your hand. Not sure how easy that is to work.
I LOVE this sort of stuff, but I don’t miss 35mm. I do miss working in a darkroom tho.  Anyway, you guys might already have seen this but it’s brand new to me.
The link below has other views.  Kinda pricey tho.  Heck, for 300 bucks I could get a notebook, or upgrade my dsktop pc, or buy a bigger camera.  But I like the idea and the looks.

Not to worry tho. I’ll get back to blood and gore and crime soon.  And that’s just politics.

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Posted by Drew458   United Kingdom  on 07/14/2008 at 11:05 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - July 03, 2008

Kylie Minogue, OBE

Prince Charles bestows Order of British Empire to Kylie Minogue




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Given this honour by HRH Queen Elizabeth II on her New Year’s Day Honours List, Ms. Minogue received her medal today from Prince Charles. Hearty congratulations Kylie!



So, how did this come about? Did Kylie invent a time machine, jump back in history, save General Gordon at Khartoum and defeat the Mahdi Army all by herself? Hardly. Perhaps she was awarded this singular honor for raising breast cancer awareness, after having gone through it herself back in 2005 and recovered fully? Nice idea, but no.  Ok, was the award for looking this good at 40 and still having the tightest bottom in Europe and the Land Down Under? Possibly, but no one will admit to that reality. Kylie was given this medal of heroes, this award of exceptional service to Crown and Country ... for her contribution to music.  But, hey, so was John Lennon, so the rot actually set in years ago. Ms. Minogue is actually from Australia, though this award makes her an honorary Briton.





For God and the Empire

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 07/03/2008 at 03:07 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - May 20, 2008

Lady Godivas ride naked through London (Nero plays while Londenium Burns?)

Hard to follow Drew at any time but this bit of drama is heartening cause it shows that even in these times there are people willing to bear bare all for good works and charity.
Oh hell, come on.  Lets be honest.  Although I do not mind looking, the truth is that these folks just needed the right excuse to do what they were just dying to do but didn’t have a legtimate excuse to hide behind.  (grin) But use the ‘C’ word, which can be Charity or Children and away we go.

Here’s Lookin’ At You Ladies.

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By Natalie Paris
Last Updated: 4:00PM BST 19/05/2008

Naked women mounted horses to ride through London’s Hyde Park today in a truly unashamed publicity stunt for the film Lady Godiva.

Up to 50 women bared their all, or stripped down to a slim pair of knickers, for a cancer charity supported by the film’s director Vicky Jewson.

For each rider in the saddle, Jewson donated a “Godiva” - cockney slang for £5 - to Maggie’s , a charity that runs information and support centres for people affected by cancer.

Some volunteers sported wigs of cascading curls that evoked the image of the mediaeval lady on her steed - while also going some way to preserving their modesty.

Legend has it that Lady Godiva had long golden hair and portraits have been discovered that may support the theory.

Little is known of her aside from her naked ride through Coventry to obtain remission for the townspeople from the heavy taxes imposed by her husband Leofric, Earl of Mercia.

The British film Lady Godiva is a romantic comedy shot set in modern day Oxford in the vein of Notting Hill and Bridget Jones.

It stars Phoebe Thomas Matthew Chambers and James Wilby and was released in cinemas in January.

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Posted by Drew458   United Kingdom  on 05/20/2008 at 05:25 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - May 06, 2008

Huge Black Hole Kicked Out Of Universe, Hillary Loves The Concept

Since Steamboat McGoo is on a road trip this week and thus unable to blog, I figured I’d try my hand at his style of posting. Hey, this is fun!

Black Hole Catapulted Through Space

A colossal black hole has been spotted exiting its home galaxy, kicked out after a huge cosmic merger took place.  The event, seen for the first time, was announced last week. When two colliding galaxies finally merge, it is thought that the black holes at their cores may fuse together too.  imageAstronomers have theorized that the resulting energy release could propel the new black hole from its parent galaxy out into space, but no one has found such an event.

“We have observed the pre-merger stages of black holes,” said Stefanie Komossa of the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics, part of the team that made the new discovery. “But we haven’t seen the actual merger event.”

Komossa and her team have now detected the consequences of such a merger: a 100-million-solar mass black hole in the process of leaving its home galaxy.

“The consequence was that the merged black hole, the final product, the new black hole was expelled from the galaxy,” Komossa said.

The team’s results are detailed in the May 10 issue of the journal Astrophysical Journal Letters.

Our own Milky Way contains the debris of the many smaller galaxies it has brushed against and devoured in the past. And it hasn’t stopped munching away at its neighbors: It is currently absorbing the Sagittarius dwarf elliptical galaxy.

The Milky Way isn’t the top predator though, as our giant neighbor, the Andromeda galaxy, is expected to devour the Milky Way in about two billion years. The future resulting elliptical galaxy has already been dubbed “Milkomeda.”

Though colliding galaxies rush towards each other at hundreds of kilometers per hour, the interactions can take hundreds of millions of years to complete.

This game of celestial bumper cars is driven by the gravitational pulls that galaxies exert on one another. Typically the first sign of a collision is a bridge of matter connecting two galaxies as gravity’s first gentle tugs tease out dust and gas. As the outer reaches of the galaxies begin to interact, long streamers of gas and dust, called tidal tails, sweep back to wrap around the galactic cores.

The only thing missing from these articles is some vector info about the runaway black hole. Since they don’t tell which way it’s going, that can only mean that it’s headed straight at us. We’re all gonna die!!!

To make you feel a little better while you ponder your doom, here is some smut.

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 05/06/2008 at 11:20 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - March 05, 2008

I wonder why other blogs get so many visitors?

I’ve been watching the stats for the past week or three. Things aren’t going that well here. BMEWS isn’t dieing, but we’ve lost readership. I’ve been doing research, reading up on all those “how to make your blog grow for fun and profit” articles. I even gave RWN’s post yesterday on “Blogging While Female” a good going over, just in case. “Be yourself”, “Be original” they said. Gee, that helps.

Then I took a look around some of the really popular sites on the internet. Wanna know what really draws people in? Pirates. And sexy women. And sexy women dressed as pirates. And sexy women dressed as anything, or better yet, undressed as anything. Face it, most of the people who spend time mousing around the internet are acne-riddled 14 year old boys who are so geeky their own mothers have locked them in the attic. They’ll do anything and go anywhere if there’s the merest hint of something, anything, female at the other end of the mouse click.

What else brings in the people? Hollywood gossip. The greatest blogs out there don’t bring in one tenth the traffic of a good scandal and skanky starlett page. Forget “Playful Primate in the TLLB ecosystem”. These sites are “Mega-Godzilla Stomping Tokyo, Server Melting, Golden Egg Laying Money Generators”.

For the younger audience, it’s dinosaurs, sharks, and Miley Cyrus. Go figure.

Right then, what to do ...

Ah ... one for the kiddies!!

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If Tyrannosaurus rex had ever taken a dip in the ocean, this ruler of the land would have met its match - a bus-sized marine reptile with bone-crushing teeth the size of cucumbers.

In the summer of 2006, a team of Norwegian paleontologists and volunteers discovered the 150 million-year-old fossil of a pliosaur on the remote Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard about 800 miles (1,300 kilometers) from the North Pole. A year later, the team, led by vertebrate paleontologist Joern Hurum of the University of Oslo’s Natural History Museum, excavated the nearly complete skeleton.

The newly described pliosaur, dubbed The Monster by team members, boasted a length of about 50 feet (15 meters) and powerful paddles extending 10 feet (3 meters).

“Not only is this specimen significant in that it is one of the largest and relatively complete plesiosaurs ever found, it also demonstrates that these gigantic animals inhabited the northern seas of our planet during the age of dinosaurs” said Patrick Druckenmiller, a plesiosaur specialist at the University of Alaska Museum, and a member of the expedition that found and excavated the fossil.

Hey kids, is this cool, or what? Imagine having one as a pet that you could ride, or take to school for either a) show ‘n tell, or b) explaining why you didn’t do your homework. Imagine that the two of you are special friends, and the great times you’ll have together at the next Hannah Montana concert!!

Ok, that ought to hold the little bastards for a bit. Now, what else can I come up with??

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 03/05/2008 at 05:12 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - January 30, 2008

living in fatigues while serving with the Army in Iraq: Well HELLO Capt. hey-hey, good lookin’

Well, if nobody would mind and I hope not, since (with good reason) Drew posted a lovely American lady in arms earlier,
I didn’t think anyone would mind if I passed on this good looking Brit Army Capt. 
Click the link and then be sure to see the photos in Feminine and Fabulous.
I think she looks great. There’s also a video and this might be of more interest to ladies seeing this.  But even in combat gear and a gun, she’s a stunner.

So ... Cheers for our only real allies.  The Brits! (especially this one)

living in fatigues while serving with the Army in Iraq

Goodbye combats, hello Jimmy Choos

Last Updated: 12:01am GMT 28/01/2008

After living in fatigues while serving with the Army in Iraq, Claire Brown was desperate to look feminine and fabulous again. Hilary Alexander went into action

In pictures: Feminine and fabulous
Video: Claire Brown’s makeover

Reader makeovers are often a wonderful source of surprise - and our latest challenge did not disappoint. At the start, we had Senior Captain C.P.T. Brown, in command of the Light Aid Detachment, 3 Logistic Support Regiment, in fatigues and boots, her hair hidden under her beret in a tight bun.

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Posted by Drew458   United Kingdom  on 01/30/2008 at 12:57 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - June 10, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

This feature was a particular favorite and the “baby” of The Skipper.  He would spend hours picking, capturing and resizing photos from his various “sources”.  To be honoest, I have neither the time nor inclination to continue this category.

I may start something similar to Kim’s Weekend Women theme, focusing on more of a “pin up” style of photos, but that will be some time in the future.

I know this is a dissapointment to some, and I apologize in advance.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 06/10/2007 at 06:42 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - May 19, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

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Yep, that’s the way The Skipper likes ‘em and since he’s down in his back this week, I figure I better give him a little something to cheer him up.

I’ve been out partying with The Skipper (man, is that dude insane?!) and one thing I’ve noticed is his choice in womenfolk. He does love the ones with a fair amount of meat on their bones, tall, gorgeous, lots of curves, confident in themselves and not about to take any crap off any man (or woman).

His only exception is Ann Coulter who could probably stand to toss down a few hundred biscuits with red-eye gravy to fill out a little - but I’m not about to tell Ms. Coulter that. I’d probably end up with a black eye.

So today’s babes are dedicated to The Skipper in the hope that they will cheer him up and give him some incentive to get off his dead ass and help me hunt down a few more of these “healthy” gals. Click the delicious picture of Katie above to start your tour. (Warning: NSFW)


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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 05/19/2007 at 02:58 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - May 12, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

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OK, guys! Show of hands! How many of you are willing to admit that we love the ladies for their brains and not their body? C’mon, now! You know they’re smarter than us. The fact that they are so beautiful really doesn’t matter, does it?

Oh, well. You slobbering animals will learn one day. Today we are giving a little lesson in feminine intelligence. We have four delightfully smart college co-eds who are working on serious degrees at small colleges and universities.

So take the tour and examine the bright, intelligent look in all of their eyes. EYES, I Said! These are the gals you need to help you with your homework. Study hard and click the image of lovely Jessica Erin Sylvia to enter the Gallery. (WARNING: NSFW)


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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 05/12/2007 at 06:17 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - May 05, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

imageimageToday is Kentucky Derby Day and the 133rd annual Run For The Roses at Churchill Downs. The Queen of England will be in attendance today as the best 3-year-olds begin the race for the Triple Crown. Post time will be at 6:04pm EDT and coverage will begin at 4:30pm EDT on NBC.

In today’s race the favorite is Curlin at 7-2 odds, followed by Street Sense at 4-1 odds and Nobiz Like Shobiz and Circular Quay, both at 8-1 odds. The rest of the field are at long odds. Curlin has only had three starts but has blown away the field in each one. He’s good - but he may not be quite good enough for the Derby. I’m going to take a long shot this year and bet on Circular Quay to come from the outside and take it in the final furlongs after the favorites battle through the first turns. Don’t go by me though. I could be wrong.

In honor of this great race, we bring you Playboy’s Playmate Of The Year for 2007, Sara Jean Underwood, who loves horses. She is from Portland, Oregon and measures 32-24-31 and stands about 16 hands tall. According to her spec sheet she likes men who are shy, have facial hair and who like to get dirty and work with their hands. Oh, my!

Click on her picture at left to enter the gallery and please ... take off your spurs, gents. (Warning: NSFW)


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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 05/05/2007 at 06:52 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 28, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

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Summer is coming, guys and that means school will be out soon. It also means all of those lovely college co-eds will be out and about looking for fun ... so what are you sitting there for. You better start toning up that tummy and flattening those abs if you want to catch the eye of one of these lovely ladies.

In the past we’ve brought you the gals from all of the major universities so this week we we hunting at some of our country’s junior colleges and small schools. Guess what we found? More beautiful women. It just goes to show that you don’t need to go to the Univ. Of Florida or USC to find a healthy, tanned bombshell.

Don’t believe me? Then click on the thumbnail of lovely Jocelyn over there and enter the gallery. (Warning: NSFW)


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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 04/28/2007 at 11:40 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 21, 2007

Weekend Eye Candy

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Welcome back to another weekend, guys. I know this has been a tough week for all of us and we’re all in the mood for a little something to soothe our tired eyes and aching heads.

Never fear. We have the cure for what ails you. This weekend’s feature is special. It’s Amateur Night at the mansion and I have chosen six lovely gals who could possibly be living right next door to you. If so, give me a call and I’ll bring the party supplies.

Say hello to April, Gwen, Heather, Ivy, Meegan and Payton and let us know who your favorite is. Me? I choose ALL of them!

Click the thumbnail of lovely Heather and enter the gallery. They’re waiting ... (Warning: NSFW)


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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 04/21/2007 at 08:28 AM   
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