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calendar   Sunday - January 22, 2006

Mystery Girl

imageimageWho Am I?

I was born in Sweden.

I arrived in Hollywood in 1956.

I played in over 60 films.

One of my first movie roles was in the last film
  Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis made together.

I also starred in other films with Bob Hope, Henry Fonda,
  Frank Sinatra, John Wayne, Lauren Bacall and Abbott & Costello.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/22/2006 at 10:30 AM   
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calendar   Friday - December 23, 2005

Seasons Greetings From Skipper’s Elves

You may not know this but, like Santa, the Skipper has his “elves” too who help him keep a tight ship here. They would like to send you this Special Christmas Card and wish all of you a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa .... and a Happy New Year.

P.S. Most definitely NSFW!!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 12/23/2005 at 06:11 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - December 17, 2005

Weekend Wake-Up Call

Guys, are you awake yet?

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Posted by Hugh Hefner   United States  on 12/17/2005 at 08:43 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - November 13, 2005

Mystery Girl

Who is this weekend’s Mystery Girl? This picture is from Playboy magazine (Miss November - 1963). She went on to star in a hit TV show the next year that ran for three seasons and is still in syndication today. Who is this Mystery Girl?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/13/2005 at 01:23 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - November 01, 2005

Sports Update

Hey, if Sports Illustrated can have a swimsuit issue, then BMEWS is entitled to have a Women’s Curling Cheescake issue. As the article below states, it is “very tasteful”. Yep, yum-yum ....

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Women’s curling is sure to receive a lot more exposure this year, thanks to a new international calendar that features nude and scantily clad female curlers. At left is Polish national team lead Kasia Selwand as seen in her photo from the new Curling calendar. The calendar is the brainchild of Ana Arce, a photographer who skipped the Andorran women’s team for three seasons before moving to Spain this year.

“I think it’s going to change the image of the sport which is not so nice,” Arce, who also poses in the calendar, told The Canadian Press. “I’ve been playing for eight years and there are so many beautiful girls playing and nobody knows it. “I doubt that anyone is going to be shocked and everybody’s going to enjoy that and like it.”

All proceeds will be split between the teams of the curlers who pose in the calendar, called the Ana Arce Team Sponsorship Calendar 2006. Arce contacted only women she knew personally through her years in curling, including two Canadians: Melanie Robillard of Ottawa and Lynsay Ryan of Kelowna, B.C., the daughter of two-time world champion skip and 2006 Olympic hopeful Pat Ryan.

Ryan, a 21-year-old student at Hamilton’s McMaster University, found herself in July posing in a see-through sarong in the forests of Fussen, Germany. “I sent him (her father) an e-mail,” Ryan said with a laugh. “I thought it might be better if he read about it and had time to think about it before he replied.”

Arce met Lynsay Ryan at a curling clinic in Germany and was surprised the Canadian agreed to be part of it. “I thought she was going to say no because being Canadian I know it’s more difficult,” she said. “I think things are different for European girls. “We are more open here — a little less shy I think. But she said yes and she just wanted to check the pictures and everything was okay.”

The 12 models represent curling teams from Denmark, Italy, Spain, England, Poland, Germany and Canada. “Some of the girls showed a little bit more, like breasts, because they wanted to,” Arce said of the black-and-white photos. “But it is very, very tasteful.”


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/01/2005 at 11:30 AM   
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calendar   Monday - October 17, 2005

You Go, Grrrrl!

Everyone here should know Danica Patrick, our favorite Indy race car driver. If you don’t know why we like her, just take a peek at the picture below (more pics of Danica are available here). Not only is she gorgeous but the lady don’t take no crap off of other drivers and she is one helluva race car driver to boot!

Jacques Lazier (that’s a suspiciously French-sounding name) found that out at the Indy 400 recently. Danica punched him out after the race for driving like a maniac and crashing into her. You GO, Grrrrrl!

imageimageDanica the Bully? Patrick Confronts Lazier After Crash!
Their day ended in a crash, but the action between Danica Patrick and Jaques Lazier didn’t end on the on the track.
INDIANAPOLIS (ABC NEWS)

Their Toyota Indy 400 ended in a crash Sunday, but the action between Danica Patrick and Jaques Lazier didn’t end on the track. “So you’re telling me that Jaques is saying he got beat up by a girl?” Patrick told the Star through a Rahal Letterman Racing spokesperson.

Dr. Kevin Scheid was driving the rescue vehicle and told the two drivers to settle down. But he would not settle the punch/poke debate. “I’m not going to break that tie,” he told the Star, laughing.

Patrick, who came away from the crash with a sore left elbow, and Lazier, who was not injured, came together and both spun and slammed hard into the wall. Each blamed the other for the crash that set up the dramatic finish.

“That’s not the way I wanted to finish my season,” Patrick said. “I was on my radio all day about him. He was all over the track even when he was running by himself. No wonder he jumps around from team to team. Needless to say, I’m pretty frustrated.”

Lazier said Patrick was the one at fault for continually pinching his car down in the corners. “She didn’t want to give me any room,” Lazier said.

Running a pink paint scheme in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness didn’t change Target/Ganassi Racing’s luck because Lazier’s crash was unofficially the 28th of the season for the team. Steve Chassey, an insurance executive who raced Indy cars in the 1970s and ‘80s, estimated Ganassi’s crash damage tab for the season is higher than for the entire Champ Car World Series field.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/17/2005 at 06:04 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - August 17, 2005

Are You A Playgirl Hunk?

Come on men, do you think you’re up to the standard of the average Playgirl reader?

Good news!  You probably are!

Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual.

Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair.

“This survey shows that the guy who’s most attractive to our readers is not your average Hollywood hunk,” said Playgirl editrix Jill Sieracki. “It’s the average Joe who came up on top. Women are practical about their choices, and they’re smart.”

cheese 


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 08/17/2005 at 08:51 AM   
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calendar   Monday - July 25, 2005

Monday Morning Wake Up Call

Rise and shine, crew! A whole new work week awaits. Meanwhile, out there in the bad, bad world are thousands of MOOS-LIMS dying to get their seventy-two virgins. They can only dream about what we already have here in America .... and you don’t have to blow yourself up to get one. Now, ain’t that a sweet deal?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/25/2005 at 04:00 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - July 23, 2005

Wake Up Call

It’s the weekend, finally. What are you sitting around for? Wake up and get moving ....

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/23/2005 at 03:00 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - July 13, 2005

Having Trouble Waking Up?

Are your eyes open yet ....?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/13/2005 at 06:00 AM   
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calendar   Friday - May 20, 2005

Co-Ed for Rent

Found this on Wizbang this morning

Advertising (Ad) Space on a Gorgeous Female Body

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Get your company’s logo noticed by placing it on a 21- yr old fit and gorgeous female. I get noticed everywhere I go.

I am 5’11” and 135 lbs. I have long brown hair with blond highlights.

This auction is unique because you are not letting just any person wear your advertisement. A savvy business student who knows how to handle publicity and simultaneously promote your product will be respresenting your company all for a cost less than a television commercial. My advertising will be much more effective than any commercial in terms of the fact you can’t fast forward to bypass my presence.

I love capitalism!


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 05/20/2005 at 11:59 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - May 01, 2005

Fantasy Art Pinups

It has been weeks since I featured Boris Vallejo and Frank Frazetta so I decided to bring you another great fantasy & sci-fi artist this weekend. The artist this week is Julie Bell and she is a protege of Boris Vallejo, learning from him and sharing a web site with him. Here are three of Julie’s select paintings (and a double painting) for your enjoyment. Click on the thumbnail for larger, popup images ....

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 05/01/2005 at 10:45 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - April 17, 2005

God, Guns & Rock ‘N’ Roll Update

U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and House Majority Leader Tom DeLay spoke to the NRA convention in Houston yesterday. Kay Bailey had the quote of the day.

“The French government has raised its terror alert from ‘run’ to ‘hide,’” she joked, bringing a round of laughter. “The only higher levels in France are ‘surrender’ and ‘collaborate.’”

I normally vote Republican, but I am beginning to think that Tom DeLay is a gooberhead. He sticks his foot in his mouth every time he opens it. He is becoming kind of an embarrassment.

Kay Bailey is as sharp as a tack however. I expect her to run for Governor of Texas and unseat that 100% certified Texas Aggie gooberhead, Rick Perry. She could be the first woman President of the United States. Did you know that she was once a University of Texas cheerleader? What a babe!

A lot of DeLay’s problems are due to Travis County District Attorney (Democrat and gooberhead emeritus) Ronnie Earle. He has a long history of foaming at the mouth and yapping at the heels of Republicans. Here is what Kay Bailey has to say about him.

Ms. Hutchison, once a University of Texas cheerleader, hasn’t campaigned for Mr. Phelps. But she says Austin voters should elect someone with the “highest integrity” because the county district attorney has jurisdiction over elected state officials.

“Ronnie Earle’s record is spotted with controversy, allegations of misuse of power and corruption,” she charged. “This should not be tolerated in a prosecutor with such awesome responsibility.”

I think that most of DeLay’s problems, are his own damned fault. He seems to going out of his way to shoot himself in the foot. I hope that flintlock they gave him at the NRA convention wasn’t loaded.

Weigh in on this subject readers… DeLay, gooberhead or not?

This UT cheerleader is not Kay Bailey. She is a babe however.

Update: Newt Gingrich seems to leaning toward the “Yes, he is a gooberhead” point of view. Blood is in the water and the sharks are circling. Barb, what kind of sharks are those?

There was fresh criticism Tuesday of embattled House Majority Leader Tom DeLay from a prominent member of his own party. In an exclusive interview with CBS News Correspondent Gloria Borger, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said it’s time for DeLay to stop blaming a left-wing conspiracy for his ethics controversy and to lay out his case for the American people to judge. “I don’t want to prejudge him and my hope is that Tom will be able to prove his case,” said Gingrich, who engineered the Republican takeover of the House in 1994. “But I think the burden is on him to prove it at this point.” Is he doing that? “I don’t know yet. I think the jury’s out,” said Gingrich.

“DeLay’s problem isn’t with the Democrats; DeLay’s problem is with the country,” Gingrich continued. “And so DeLay has a challenge: to lay out a case that the country comes to believe, that the country decides is legitimate. If he does that he’s fine.”

Update: I went looking for a picture of a Longhorn cheerleder. I couldn’t find one that is as much of a babe as the Tennessee Volunteer that is posted above, so I’ll just leave her there. I did find a picture of another one of my favorite Republican cheerleaders. I am seeing a pattern here. Cheerleader, Governor of Texas and then President of the United States…

You heard it here first.

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Kay Bailey Hutchison is still kind of a babe for a woman her age, I think.

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/17/2005 at 12:33 PM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 14, 2005

For Sale

Hi All,

Not sure if this is of any interest, but I have a small 3500 Watt Generator for sale. It’s great for camping or other uses where power is required. Let me know if you’re interested, details are enclosed in the attachment.

Sorry for the picture quality, the photo didn’t turn out so good.

(relatively safe for work .... maybe)

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/14/2005 at 07:22 AM   
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