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calendar   Saturday - September 04, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award: 04-SEP-2004

This week’s award goes to the most obnoxious newscaster in the business, Chris Matthews. MSNBC’s Liberal Attack Dog is bordering on madness with his ambush tactics on Republicans and Conservatives. This man needs to be exiled to a remote island in the Pacific where he can cause no harm.

For ambushing Michelle Malkin and trashing her on air.

For attempting to do the same thing to Zell Miller (with absolutely no success because Ol’ Zell gave him hell and challenged him to a duel).

Awarded To:
Chris “Snowball” Matthews



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 09/04/2004 at 01:27 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - August 28, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's award goes to an entire club of Barking Moonbats .... the Mad Mullahs in Iran. In particular, we recognize Iranian President Khatami who surprised us by informing us that countries now have a "right" to nuclear fuel. That alone deserves an award for stupidity. And why does a country that has enough oil to run its electric power plants for the next 500 years need nuclear power plants? Gee, let me guess ...... could it have anything to do with making nuclear weapons in order to bomb the "Evil Joos"? In answer to that question the Mad Mullahs only had this to say, "Naw, of course not. Trust us. Would we lie to you?"



"It's our right to have the nuclear fuel cycle — (our) intention is to produce fuel for reactors generating electricity. We don't want anything beyond this. It's our legitimate right and no country can prevent us from achieving it," Khatami told reporters.

This one's for you, Mad Mullahs.
Your stupidity is astounding.



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/28/2004 at 04:16 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - August 21, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Surprise! Another "two-fer" this week. We have two radical clerics spouting anti-America bullshit and defying the US. One is a Radical Muslim Cleric and the other is a Radical Moonbat Cleric. Both claim to represent a "religion of peace" but are aggressively fighting against civilized behavior and literally abhor American values of truth, justice, baseball, hot dogs, Mom and apple pie.

The fellow on the left below (shown demonstrating what his asshole will look like after he goes to prison - if he makes it to prison) is Muqtada al-Sadr, radical Muslim cleric whose fighters in Najaf have been defying the Iraqi National Government and US forces for months. He has agreed to cease-fires, broken them, agreed to leave a sacred Mosque, then left his fighters there, and continues to act like a rabid dog.

The fellow on the right below (shown pointing the finger of blame at ANYONE who questions him on any issue, especially his "war record") has assembled a militia of drunken druggies and assorted psychopaths from Hollywood, Taxachusetts and other holdout enclaves of Leftist Moonbats to his cause which is to overthrow the legally-elected government of the US. He has placed himself above the law and dares anyone to question his authority as leader of the Leftist Moonbat religion. He is more like a rabid hyena.


- This Award Is For Two Insane Bastards -
They are making finger gestures at you.
Feel free to give your own finger gesture to both of them.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/21/2004 at 07:56 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - August 14, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week we have another dual winner. That's right, two winners of the coveted Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award.

One of them is a "blow-hard" and the other is a "hard-blow".

We just report, you decide which one is which ........




Awarded to:
New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey and Hurricane Charley



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/14/2004 at 05:15 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - August 07, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

OK. Vilmar and I agree. This week's award goes to 22-year-old Benjamin Vanderford of San Francisco, who thinks making fake beheading videos and spreading them all over the internet will help his "political career". He has to be a Democrat.

We are declaring open-season on this particular Barking Moonbat due to his outstanding stupidity. Anyone who encounters this dipshit has an official license to beat the living shit out of him. Rewards will be posted later. Carry on.




Awarded To:
Benjamin "FORON" Vanderford



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/07/2004 at 10:41 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - July 17, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Julian Bond

"They use our troops for photo ops while cutting veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

They operate a perpetual motion attack machine and squeal like stuck pigs if you answer back. Overdosed on testosterone, they’ve descended into the very vulgarity they say they want to keep off the airwaves. They believe in the politics of fear; we believe in the politics of hope. Now they want to write bigotry back into the Constitution; they want to make one group of Americans outsiders to our common heritage.

They want to do what has never been done before – to amend the Constitution to create a group of second-class citizens. Our Constitution is the last hope of freedom; it cannot become a carrier of prejudice and intolerance. And what about the opposition party? Too often they’re not an opposition; they’re an amen corner. With some notable exceptions, they have been absent without leave from this battle for America’s soul.

When one party is shameless, the other party cannot afford to be spineless"
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After making all these statements about the Bush administration (and many more even worse), Mr. Bond and the NAACP were amazed that President Bush declined to speak at the organization's convention. Go figure.

Awarded To:
Julian Bond



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/17/2004 at 05:26 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - July 10, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's award goes to an organization within the United Nations, the International Court Of Justice. On July 9, the court handed down an "advisory" decision declaring Israel's wall, that is being built to keep out Paleswinian terrorists, is illegal. The Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award is not being given to them because of this idiotic decision but because for fifty years they never said a word about another wall, in Berlin. The Berlin Wall was built to keep East Germans from escaping to freedom in the West, guaranteeing the virtual slavery of these people for half a century. The ICJ, which was founded in 1946, never uttered a peep about that wall but now it seems they think the Israelis are wrong to try to protect themselves from madmen with bombs strapped to their chests.

For those who are interested, there was one lone dissenting vote on the decision, from Judge Thomas Buergenthal, who is the only member of the court from the United States. You can read his declaration here.

In case you're wondering, don't expect the ICJ to rule any time soon on the illegality of the Great Wall Of China either. The president of the court is Shi Jiuyong .... from Communist China. Other members of the court are from Egypt, Jordan, Venezuela, Sierra Leone, France, etc. The court's composition is available here.

Awarded To:
The International Court Of Justice



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 09:47 AM   
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