Saturday - May 21, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

he committee has reached a unanimous decision this week and the award goes to George Galloway, the looney, liberal Limey with a bad attitude and a complete lack of intelligence, much less any sort of ethics, having buddied up to Saddam Hussein and making a killing off of the Oil For Food scandal. For those reasons alone, he became the darling of the Euro-Peons last week when he made a complete ass of himself before Congress. Mr. Galloway has now been officially “fingered”.

Epigrams Against The Earl Of Galloway

What dost thou in that mansion fair?
Flit, Galloway, and find
Some narrow, dirty, dungeon cave,
The picture of thy mind.

No Stewart art thou, Galloway,
The Stewarts ‘ll were brave;
Besides, the Stewarts were but fools,
Not one of them a knave.

Bright ran thy line, O Galloway,
Thro’ many a far-fam’d sire!
So ran the far-famed Roman way,
And ended in a mire.

Spare me thy vengeance, Galloway!
In quiet let me live:
I ask no kindness at thy hand,
For thou hast none to give.

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   Saturday - May 14, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

just moved here to St. Louis last month and already the Moonbats are out in force to welcome me. It has already started with the local rag, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, which was sold last week to a Chicago-based outfit with an unusual stipulation in the agreement ....

When Lee Enterprises Inc. agreed to purchase Pulitzer Inc. for $1.46 billion, it also agreed that the flagship St. Louis Post-Dispatch will keep its longstanding liberal editorial slant for at least the next five years, according to the purchase agreement mailed to Pulitzer shareholders Friday.

“For a period of at least five years following the Effective Time, Parent (Lee Enterprises) will cause the St. Louis Post-Dispatch to maintain its current name and editorial page platform statement and to maintain its news and editorial headquarters in the City of St. Louis, Missouri,” the agreement states.

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   Saturday - May 07, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

arely do I get a chance to introduce a newcomer to the Moonbat stage here but occasionally luck comes my way. Normally, the “usual suspects” are featured week after tireless week for their idiotic behavior. This week is an exception though. We are proud to give the award to this “rookie” and wish him well as he embarks on his career of Moonbattery.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to introduce .... the giant turd from Canada known as “Mister Floatie” ....

‘Mr. Floatie’ Protests Sewage Dumping VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIA (CANADA)—The dumping of raw sewage into the Pacific Ocean was an issue one man wanted to take to an all-candidates meeting in the Victoria-Beacon Hill riding Friday morning, but the costumed crusader was not allowed in. James Skwarok arrived dressed up as “Mr. Floatie,” a two-metre tall turd representing POOP, People Opposed to Outfall Pollution. He wanted to highlight Victoria’s daily dumping of 120 million litres of raw sewage, but when he was barred from the meeting he said the refusal left him “a little bummed out.” ‘Mr. Floatie’ - a man dressed up as a giant turd - crashed a Victoria all-candidates meeting to draw attention to the city’s practice of dumping raw sewage in the ocean.

So there you go. Moonbats in the US are just too intense and shrill, moonbats overseas are just too weird and murderous, but .... for the most entertaining moonbattery in the whole wide world you just can’t beat our neighbor to the north. Here’s to Canada! Cheers!

Memo: I secretly suspect Dan D., our BMEWS member in Canuckistan had something to do with this. C’mon, Dan .... confess!

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   Saturday - April 30, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

Yes, the weekly trophy and award are back after a brief absence. As is usually the case, we had quite a large number of candidates for this prestigious award, given out each Saturday to the previous week’s most magnificent, memorable act of Moonbattery. After hashing over the candidates in our smoke-filled conference room the judges have come up with this week’s winner ....

Anna Ayala The Las Vegas woman was arrested last week and hit with felony theft charges in connection with her claim to have found a severed finger in a bowl of chili served to her last month at a Wendy’s restaurant in San Jose, California. At a press conference later, cops provided few details about the 39-year-old Ayala’s alleged Wendy’s plot, for which she was charged with attempted grand theft. However, the county coroner did make a statement that after examining the “finger” he was able to determine the finger had definitely not been cooked in the same 170 degree heat that the chili was prepared in. Ayala was also slapped with a second, unrelated theft charge in connection with an alleged fraudulent mobile home sale. She is being held in Las Vegas’s Clark County Detention Center, where this mug shot was snapped. Ayala filed a legal claim against the food chain after she allegedly found the 1-1/2-inch finger on March 22. But she withdrew the claim after police raided her Vegas home earlier this month.

We normally give each week’s winner “the finger” as a salute for a job well done of proving to be an asinine asshat but we are withholding “the finger” this week for obvious reasons. 

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   Thursday - March 03, 2005

World Record Flight Completed!

He made it! Around the world, non-stop, without landing in 67 hours ....

After 67 hours’ flying and just 20 minutes’ sleep, Steve Fossett, the American millionaire, secured his place in aviation history tonight by becoming the first person to circumnavigate the globe solo without stopping or refuelling.

As a crowd of 8,000 people cheered him on, his Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer touched down at Salina, Kansas, after 1.48pm local time (7.48pm GMT) after travelling 23,000 miles around the world.

For three days the 60-year-old adventurer and former financier braved extreme fatigue and technical failure, including an apparent loss of fuel, on a diet of chocolate milkshakes and water.

He also completed two other records: the fastest time to fly around the world and the longest distance flown without landing.

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   Saturday - February 12, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

“Yes, we have nukes! Bwah-hah-ha-ha-ha .... Whaddya gonna do about it?”
-- North Korean Lunatic Leader
“I’ll rip your fucken balls off and stuff them up your ass. So the next time you shit, you’ll shit all over your balls.”
-- Team America

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   Saturday - February 05, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

After hearing about all the likely candidates this week, the jury retired to chambers and returned a verdict in a record TWO SECONDS. When asked about their decision, the jury foreman had only this to say, “We just felt right about giving the award to the FFINJUN (Fucking Fake Injun)”.

In addition to the certificate, Chief Mouth Runs Anal will receive a free haircut from the Sioux Tribe of Oglalla (with a rusty tomahawk) and a handful of beads from the Cajun Tribe of Nawlins ("he didn’t show us his boobies but he did show his ass, which counts for something .... we think).

“Long-haired hippy white man speak with forked tongue. And HOW!”
-- Tonto

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   Monday - January 31, 2005

Hall Of Fame Voting Update, Final Edition

Only one more day to go in the voting. Your favorite Moonbats need your vote ....

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1 (tomorrow night).

Here are the Current Poll Results (Monday, 1:00pm). Refresh your browser if you don’t see Monday poll results.

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   Saturday - January 29, 2005

BMEWS Hall Of Fame Voting Update, Saturday Edition

Only three more days to go in the voting. Make your vote count ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore in a landslide (or am I just dreaming?)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The UN in a tight race with the Donks (you can lead a Donk to oil but ..)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- France sucks (we report, you vote)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org still battling (Daily KOS gaining)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- LGF increasing its lead over BMEWS (ARGH!)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS trouncing Frank J. (Buck the Marine is angry!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- The Large Flat Rock leading Hillary by 2:1 (what a combo?)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice rolling to victory (Teddy Kenedy explodes!)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore leading Kofi Annan leading Teddy Kennedy (circle-jerk in the making?)

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results (Saturday, 2:00pm).

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 04:46 PM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Last week, one of the most qualified people in US history went before the Senate for confirmation as the new Secretary Of State, Condaleeza Rice. The Democratic Party attack dogs decided to give us their imitation of TOTAL WANKERS and grilled Ms. Rice for days, then postponed the overall Senate vote so they could bloviate for a few more days.

Ms. Rice was eventually confirmed by the full US Senate by a vote of 85-13. Thirteen Democrats continued to make total asses of themselves by voting against her confirmation. These forons have no sense of decency, no honor and have now proven themselves to have NO SHAME.

^{(Shown here celebrating after the confirmation hearings last week.)}

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   Thursday - January 27, 2005

Yet Another Hall Of Fame Update !

Only five more days to go in the voting. Make your vote count ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore is running away from John Kerry (or is it the other way around)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The United Nations is whupping the Democratic Party (prepare visual image #22)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- France surrenders (what a surprise)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org neck and neck (complete with brown rings)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- LGF has re-taken the lead over BMEWS (RATS! RATS! RATS!)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS trouncing Frank J. (happy, happy, joy, joy!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- The Large Flat Rock is reporting for duty (Granite/Marble appear to be winning ticket)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice ready to take charge (Barbara Boxer exiled to France)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore vs. Kofi Annan ("Oil for Food” vs. “Lies for Food")

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results (Thursday, 1:00pm).

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   Wednesday - January 26, 2005

Update: Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame Voting

The voting is heating up in the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame poll. The races are tightening up ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore is increasing his lead (with John Kerry complaining about disenfranchisement)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The United Nations is moving way out in front of the Democratic Party (Kofi accused of cheating)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- Les Frenchies in a landslide (we could only hope)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org are still in a dead heat (or better yet just dead)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS has re-taken the lead over LGF, Powerline creeping up (it’s a horse race)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS still leads IMAO by 2:1 margin (Memo to Frank J.: nanny-nanny-boo-boo!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- A Large Flat Rock is apparently the Donks best hope (similarities to Al Gore, anyone?)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice builds her lead over Rudy Giuliani (Zell Miller making a challenge)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore and Kofi Annan are in a dead tie (Al Franken and Ted Kennedy closing in)

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results.

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   Tuesday - January 25, 2005

Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame: UPDATE!

The voting continues in the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame poll. The races are clearly showing some early winners ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore has a commanding lead with John Kerry a distant second (here we go again)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The United Nations continues to dominate with a strong challenge by the Democratic Party (what a pair of boobies!)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- France blows .... everybody else away with 77% of the vote (Mon Dieu!)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org are fighting it out toe to toe (stinky toes at that)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- LGF is nosing out BMEWS, proving the home team doesn’t always win (RATS!)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS still leads with IMAO and Scrappleface close behind (take that, Frank J.!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- A Large Flat Rock is still leading with Hillary right behind (can anyone tell the difference?)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice still has a healthy lead over Rudy Giuliani (the governator is way back)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore and Kofi Annan are in a tight race here (Blubber and Flubber?)

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results.

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   Monday - January 24, 2005

The 2005 Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame Voting Begins

The survey software is installed. The nominees are prepared. The ballots are ready. No dangling chads allowed. Who will be enshrined in the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame this year? Only you know, dear readers. Cast your vote today and help some poor retarded Barking Moonbat earn his or her just rewards. We also have categories for the good guys too. Who will walk out with the coveted “Batty Awards” this year?

Click on the link in the right sidebar under “Member Bulletins” and cast your vote ----------------->

Or click here .. whichever is easier.

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

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