Thursday - December 16, 2004

Baseball News

Ten days ago I posted about Congress legislating steroids in baseball. and some of the comments boiled down to the funding of stadiums by taxpayers which somehow then gave the citizenry, through legislation, the right to control what goes on.

Well, the citizens of D.C. may not get a baseball team because their city council is saying half the money needed to fund the stadium needs to come from private participation.  League officials were expecting to stick the tab to the taxpayers.

I hope the deal falls flat on its fucking face!  Why is it that millions of taxpayers have to pay for the enjoyment of tens of thousands?  Screw ‘em!  If those tens of thousands want a ball team so badly, let THEM pay for it.  And at half a BILLION and counting, that’s a lot of cookie sales, car washes, and corporate sponsorships!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:50 AM   
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From Our Readers

Hey, we get great stuff from readers.  Allow me to share with you where their minds (and fingers) wander.

Want a shit hot, fast shithouse? Go here.

(Thanks to Craig)

I am not sure we should travel this path. I have visions of ravenous robots eating their way through our homes and cities as they gain control of the planet.

(thanks to Steel)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:34 AM   
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Enviro-wacko Watch

These are the same fucktards that 20 to 30 years ago were saying we’d run out of oil, that the oceans would be dead, that we’d not be able to grow food for the world’s population, and that the forests were all going to be chopped down.

DUMB, STUPID SONS OF BITCHES.

Now someone is actually calling them flawed.  About time.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:28 AM   
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What The Hell Is Going On

What is it with Ill-Annoy and its legislature?

Now they are attempting to ban video games?

Look, there are a lot of games out there that I think are inappropriate but whatever happened to personal responsibility?

Since when is it the job of a legislature to do the job of parents?

This is like gun control.  Legislate it so that the law abiding can’t get it but guess what?  The criminals still will be able to.  Same thing here.  Do these fucks really understand how easy it is to get these games.  All a kid needs is a credit card or access to a money order and they can order on-line where they just click on the block asking if they are 18.

This is nothing more than an effort these fucktards engage in to self-aggrandize and then when re-election comes up, they can say, “look what I did for “YOUR CHILDREN!” AND YOU STUPID FUCKING PARENTS!

Dummycraps say that when we boycott concerts by bands like the Ditzy Shits it is censorship.  No, it’s called capitalism.  now, THIS is censorship!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:26 AM   
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Headlines That Make You Go, “HUH?”

Come on, would you just blow past a headline like this? Of course not.  Neither did I.

Check out where it takes place.  Stupid Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkeys can’t tell the difference between a bull and a non-"bull."

Dumb bastards.

Speaking of the French, it looks like the Japanese are not too enamored with them either. having moved to France with a certain pre-conceived notion of what life there would be like, the Japs are sorely disappointed to find out the French are dirtbags.

AH-SO!! 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:14 AM   
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   Wednesday - December 15, 2004

Groan ….

I hurt all over. My legs are skinned up and bruises and blood blisters are already starting to show up. Every muscle in my body aches. Probably from bouncing around in the front seat (even with seat belts) during the accident. If you want to know why I’m in pain, read this.

I now have a copy of the accident report. I also have an attorney in case GEICO decides to play games. I have no hope of the guy who hit me paying for the damages. Here are the details:

The driver who hit me: Mancos R. Pasqual
Race: Hispanic
Sex: Male
Place of employment: none
Drivers license: none
Vehicle tag: none
Insurance: none
Alcohol: Yes
Test given: Breath test
Test result: .11
Vehicle type: Kia Sephia
Vehicle damage: Disabled, towed
Citation: Public intoxication

I also have his address. So does my attorney. I have guns. My attorney has greed. One of us will get him.

My Jeep Grand Cherokee looks to be totalled. The rear part of the frame is folded up under the axle. The driver’s seat is boken off the rails. All four doors are sprung. The rear doors can’t even be opened. I’ve cleaned out the vehicle and am awaiting the adjuster from GEICO. I’m also waiting for the meds to take effect.

If you want to see pictures of my $38,000 vehicle then continue reading ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/15/2004 at 03:08 PM   
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PRICELESS!!!  Gotta Get Some!!!

You HAVE to see this!!

Go here.

Now, where can I get me some of those balloons?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 08:31 AM   
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Do Something!

Want to do something worthwhile?

Good.  I thought so.

Please read this.  It is Allan’s account of the accident he had yesterday caused by an illegal immigrant.

Now, here’s what you can do.  Write your Congressman deamnding to know what it is they are doing to help eradicate this palgue of vermin in the US.

To help you, here’s are the links to find your Representative or Senator.

I’ll make it even easier by lertting you read what I send my Representative.

Now, get to it!

Dear Congresswoman Brown-Waite,

Lately I’ve heard a lot of Homeland Security and protecting our borders.

Yet little is heard about why it is so difficult to expel/deport illegal aliens once they are found.  Even more ludicrous is the difficulty law enforcement has trying to locate these people because for some reason some human rights zealot has determined it would be “profiling” to do so.

Well, let’s make it a bit personal.  I, along with a friend in Alabama, run a blog site:  http://www.barking-moonbat.com

My friend was involved in an accident yesterday that required he be taken to the hospital (he was knocked out and fell repeatedly while trying to walk after gaining consciousness.) His fairly new car was totaled.

He was hit by an illegal immigrant.  No insurance.  Falsely obtained license.

My friend was told there was little that could be done as the INS will not do anything until the city collects at least 60 of them!  Is this true?  What sort of lunacy reigns there to have come to such a moronic policy decision?

Has anyone ever sat down to do the calculations as to how much incidents like this cost our country?  We now have an insurance company required to pay off a driver for an accident he did not cause and for which the responsible driver never contributed via HIS insurance company (he never had one); we have a company that employs my friend now having to deal with lost productivity; we have my friend most likely having to pay higher premiums for years because of this accident; we have my friend needing to pay many thousands of dollars out of his pocket for another vehicle because we all know the insurance company will NEVER fully reimburse him (their reason: depreciation, of course.) Lest we forget, we have my freind needing to deal with his injuries which could take weeks to get better.

It’s one thing to incur these costs because of one’s own lack of responsibility but this was all caused by an illegal immigrant!!!!!

To add insult to injury every day I have to read about some state or another attempting to allow illegal immigrant children the PRIVILEGE of in-state tuition rates at our universities!!!!!!  Yet legal immigrants and American born students who never broke the law are not afforded that privilege.  Have you any idea of how STUPID that is?

Please explain to me what is being done to simplify deportation procedures and to simplify law enforcement’s ability to crack won on these law breakers.

Sincerely yours,

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 07:54 AM   
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NAME THAT CHRISTMAS TUNE!

Go ahead.  Try.  Let us know how many you got without looking at the answers. 

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchical Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals

Click on the link to see the answers.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 07:00 AM   
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A Personal Note

Yesterday I was preparing to go to my volunteer job at the Extension Service when I got an email from Steel with this site.

Custom made for me, I thought.  Beautiful.  Did you know that 2% of America’s households DO NOT have TV? Well, I am one of them (a functioning TV, that is.  In the sense that it gets no stations.  Mine has a fried tuner in it but the tube is good and allows me to watch DVDs.  And no, it’s not the same.  It is NOT TV!)

Then, while driving to Brooksville, what should happen to be in the CD player?  The Tubes.  The album?  “Remote Control.”

Anybody familiar with it?  GREAT STUFF!  It’s about life dominated by TVs.  Songs like: Be Mine Tonight; Prime Time; Turn Me On; and TV is King.

Tubes rule!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 06:57 AM   
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Time For A History Lesson

OK, guys, listen up.  I know history was probably boring in school but think how much more interesting it would be to mammorize (ooops, I meant “memorize") dates if your timeline looked like this.

(thanks to Steel)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 06:53 AM   
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Is He Guilty?

You know how you can tell when some big muckity-muck or politician is GUILTY AS FUCKING SIN?

When they say things like:

“I feel the whole issue has been a witch-hunt from day one as part of a broader Republican political agenda,”

So....who said it?  Was it Clinton?  Was it the Hildebeast?

Nope!

Kofi Annan’s son.  Kojo.  (sorry but a name like that brings to mind images of a monkey in a zoo.  “Hey! Boys and girls!  Let’s go visit Kojo the Monkey at the zoo!.” Or a mad dog named....hmm, nevermind, I was thinking of Kujo!  But it’s close enough)

He also said:

“I have never participated directly or indirectly in any business related to the United Nations.”

Damn!  The boy must be taking lessons from Bill “Blowjob” Clinton.  Sounds just like him, doesn’t it?  “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Uncanny!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 06:49 AM   
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Speaking of Education

A couple of days ago I posted about my son’s visit and mentioned how we discussed the Pussification of the Western Male during his visit wherein he told me about a “snuggle party” site.  Hey, it may be OK for women but men going to these things makes me wonder if they really are men.

Well, interestingly enough, Vox Day posted something on Sunday that fits rights in the subject of education in general and men in particular.

It is time we raised real men not pussified males.  Good one, Vox!

Here are the Six Things To Teach Your Son:

1. When you have to do something to the car in inclement weather, you must always get out of the car with the driver. Even if your assistance is not needed, and especially if it’s freezing cold. No one knows why this is necessary, but it is nevertheless.

2. Never threaten and then fail to follow through. Even if you end up getting your butt kicked, it will be a salutary lesson to watch your mouth in the future. Bluffing is for poker, not the real world.

3. Even if you don’t like football, baseball or basketball, know the teams and a few relevant facts about each. If you do, you will always have something to talk about with other men while the girls are chatting.

4. Know how to throw a ball, shoot a gun, change a tire and throw a punch. This will allow you to avoid 75 percent of all humiliating circumstances.

5. Learn how to leave a room in anger without stomping. It just looks stupid.

6. Ask for permission once. If the answer is no and you’re going to do it anyway, just keep your mouth shut and do it.

I could not have said it better.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 06:46 AM   
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On The Subject Of Education

Recently I read Thomas Sowell’s commentary piece about how our kids get tested along with a bunch of other international students.  Our students usually end up at the bottom of the heap.  What’s surprising about that?  After all, our kids end up spending their school days in classes like math, history, sciences, etc. discussing issues in the news like steroids.  Science?  History?  Math?  Hey, it’s easier to sit around chatting than teaching.

He goes on to describe the disservice teachers are providing minority students in particular with these actions and cloaking that discussion in the subject of “ethical behavior.” Yet these teachers just don’t “get it” and fail to see how unethical their own behavior is when those kids are not prepared for college.

What the fuck does this have to do with ANY sort of education?  The teacher should be force fed kibbles and bits for 30 days.  Dumb bitch.

Somewhat on the fringes of “education” I still decided to include this article. Here we have a 12 year old boy.  He’s getting one on one education.  He assaults the teacher.  He rapes her.

I have a real problem with this.  For one, nowhere in the article does it say he was armed.  Nor does it give his size.  I don’t know about you but someone who can’t fend off a 12 year old has more than a few problems to deal with.

I believe sterilization is in order.  For the boy and the teacher (for being such a dumb twit.  Don’t want her genes in the gene pool.)

Let’s go to Houston.  Here we find schools distributing Satanic calendars.

So far the ACLU has not been heard from.  I guess separation of Church and State does not include satanic churches or cults.

If all this isn’t bad enough, our kids are having a hard time getting through university and parents pay a lot more for tuition.  Costs for college educations are probably the fastest increasing of all services in the US, possibly passing up even health care.  Parents are forced to save more and more or kids are forced to go deeper and deeper into student debt to get an education.

So what do the fuckwads in the state of Taxachusetts want to do?  They pass a law allowing illegal fucking aliens to get In-State tuition rates!!!

Yep, ILLEGAL ALIENS.  People breaking the laws.

Yet a law abiding student with straight A’s and active in school activities who never got into trouble, does not break the law and lives in Pennsylvania will have to pay about THREE TIMES more for an education than a lawbreaker.

Only in America!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/15/2004 at 06:41 AM   
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