Friday - December 17, 2004

Please!  Please!  Pass This Law!!

In a sick and twsited way, I hope San Francisco passes this law banning ALL firearms except for cops, military and security guards.

Can you imagine if that happens?  The city will be SWARMED with criminals preying on the local moonbat population and reducing it to a cesspool of humanity no one will want to live in.  Hell, if I was a criminal and knew no one could own a gun, that’d be like inviting the fox into the henhouse.

Fitting poetic justice, I suppose, for liberal moonbats.

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‘Twas The Night Before Assembly Required

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse
Instructions were studied and we were inspired,
in hopes we could manage “Some Assembly Required.”

The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,
while Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
a kitchen, two bikes, Barbie’s town house to boot!
And, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!

We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat-
let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;
if we can’t get it right, it goes in the basement!

When what to my worrying eyes should appear
but 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,
with each part numbered and every slot named,
so if we failed, only we could be blamed.

More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,
all over the carpet they were scattered about.
“Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!

ammer the shelves, and nail to the stand.”
“Honey,” said hubby, “you just glued my hand.”
And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact
that all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact

to keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
with “assembly required” till morning’s first light.
We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,
till our eyes, they went bleary; our fingers all hurt.

The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
before we attached the last rod and last pin.
Then laying the tools away in the chest,
we fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.

But I said to my husband just before I passed out,
“This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.
Tomorrow we’ll cheer, let the holiday ring,
and not have to run to the store for a thing!

We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
for the perfect, most perfect, Christmas, I bet!”

Then off to dreamland and sweet repose
I gratefull went, though I suppose
there’s something to say for those self-deluded-
I’d forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/17/2004 at 07:20 AM   
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Good News On The Fight Against Terrorism

Mullah Omar’s security chief has been nabbed. Along with papers and a sat-phone.  Now, let’s start by ripping his balls off and see what he tells us.  Then rip one finger off at a time until we get everything we want.  If he passes out, some smelling salts will wake his ass and then we soak the torn bits in salt water.  That will get his attention really quick.

Oh, and to really piss off the pussified media and the wimps in the general population, let’s put some panties on his head.

Looks like WND has been busy.

“Hamas has been using the Internet - through service companies in the U.S., Eastern Europe and East Asia - to maintain communication with its own networks, talk to other terror organizations and spread anti-Israel and anti-American terrorist propaganda to large audiences”

So what does WND do?  They contact them for an article:

about the terror group’s (Hamas) online activities in Western countries.

Good job, WND!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/17/2004 at 07:18 AM   
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MORE, MORE, MORE On The Subject Of Education

A professor says the following:

“It was the religious zealots who say they were voting on morals.  I think we should all buy AK47’s and shoot them all!  That’s what I would suggest, if it were allowed.”

The school revokes his contract for the spring semester.  Finally a college is doing something right. 

How does he defend himself?  By saying there was:

“absolutely no attempt to advocate violence.”

I don’t know about you but buying AKs and suggesting the zealots be shot implies SOME level of violence, eh?

But I can just imagine if a Conservative professor had said the same thing.  He would be permanently fired with no hearing.  But I’ll take my victories where I can get them. 

I smell the ACLU in this one.  A Christian school in Colorado has been denied the ability to allow their students to use financial aid. These are not fly-by-night schools.  They are accredited.  So if they are good enough to get accredited, we can assume they teach what the state and federal government deems necessary to be taught.  So why can’t students use aid? 

Easy--according to the state, the school’s application for the use of aid was denied:

“on the sole ground that the school was “pervasively sectarian.”

No word on whether Satanic Schools will be given the right to use federal aid.

You smell the ACLU in this, too, don’t you?

Mike Adams lets rip again against the University of North Carolina. Check out what they spend tax payer dollars on.  But we can’t spend tax dollars on crèches or crosses or posting 10 Commandments.  But pictures of guys engaged in sodomy, ads for homosexual revues, and newspapers devoted to nothing but a deviant culture are OK.

We keep hearing American students are pretty stupid when it comes to tests but this is the second instance of real stupid people in England.  The first was a couple of weeks ago were almost 50% did not know what Auschwitz was.

Now we find that one third of Brits don’t know Jesus was born in Bethlehem, that the first man was Adam and that Jesus was Jewish.

What the hell do they teach in England, anyway?  Probably the life and times of the Spice Girls or Hugh Grant.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/17/2004 at 07:13 AM   
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Moonbats in Pennsylvania

The moonbats are alive and well in Lancaster, that’s for sure.

P.E.S.T. is afflicting city council members in Lancaster Pennsylvania, apparently.

A Democratic city councilman has demanded that a baker remove photos of President Bush from his stand in Lancaster’s venerable farmers’ market, saying the city needs a “healing period” following the bitterly contested presidential election.

Damn, these people are a bunch of pussies!  GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/17/2004 at 07:11 AM   
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Another One For The S**t List

Chevy Chase just got added to my shit list.

Asshole entertainers.  What the fuck makes their voice any more important than mine on matters like this which they know so little?  If only people would realize that.  But many folks tend to glorify their celebrities and love to associate their thinking with that of those they admire.  Sort of a validation.  Stupid fucks--both of them! It’s one thing to be a star and only a star but spouting nonsense like this.  It’s another to be a star but be committed to something--like Mel Gibson and his faith.

I think y’all know what I am talking about.  If I am all wet or hypocrtical, let me know.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/17/2004 at 06:36 AM   
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   Thursday - December 16, 2004

For Barb (Or Molly Marine)

Just for you, Barb.  Mother Nature gangs up on teenagers.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 04:27 PM   
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The Hell With Them!

Screw these raghead bastards!

Damn, this just really pissed me off this morning. Muslims in Florida are demanding a day off for their kids at Ramadan. 

FUCK THEM!!!  I don’t see Jews getting a day off.  I don’t see Hindus getting a day off.  I don’t see Wiccans getting a day off.

Fuck them!  Fuck them!  And in case you missed my point “FUCK THEM!!

Seriously, this is how this “culture infiltration” shit starts.  Little steps like this.  Let’s hope the school board still has some backbone left in it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 07:33 AM   
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Losing That Christmas Feeling?

You are not alone.  Read Craige McMillan’s piece and at the end you’ll see a new Christmas poem.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 07:15 AM   
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Stupid?  Ineffectual?

Just how much more stupid or ineffectual or incompetent or ignorant of basic coomon sense can people be?

Well, if you are part of an Illegal Immigrants Rights group, the sky is the limit.

They want to protest Gov. Ah-nold’s veto of a bill allowing driver licenses to illegals.

So what do they propose?

That people boycott buying gasoline on Monday.

DOH!!!

Exactly how will that hurt anyone?  People will still go to the mini-marts for coffees, etc. so those guys won’t get hurt. 

Let me fill you stupid fucktwirts in on something.  Listen closely you assholes.  If I do not buy gas on Monday, I will buy enough gas on Sunday or Tuesday to satisfy my needs.  And if I really need gas you think I am going to stop my business dead in its tracks just to make you incompetent fucks feel better about your worthless asses?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 07:08 AM   
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Another Possible Win For The Good Guys

You may recall some time ago there was a story about this jerk-off in Denver who refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance?

Well, the voters have successfully put together enough signatures to force a recall election on his ass.  I hope they throw the SOB out.  Fucktard!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:59 AM   
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Redneck Christmas (#2)

’Twas The Night Before Christmas--[Another] Redneck Version

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the trailer.
My sister woke up, while I was trying to nail ‘er.
The socks was all hung, on my big mounted bass,
In hopes that St. Leon would be hauling ass.

The young’uns bunked down, all snug on the floor,
Each one had a dip, so they slept near the door.
Sis in her 105 shirt, and her John Deere cap,
Looked purty as a naked silhouette on a truck mud flap.

When out in the dog pen, there arose such a clatter,
I got up from sis, to see what was the matter.
When what to my swollen red eyes should I see,
A pink Coup De Ville, 1973.

He staggered so much, I thought, “What was he on”?
And could I buy some of that, from old St. Leon?
All my dogs started barkin, he started to shout,
Dog’s hate St. Leon, you figure it out.

“Hey Whitey, Hey Crackerboy”, he called me by name,
So I called off my dogs, and hauled up the game.
When he stepped on my porch, there was such a vibration,
I thanked God I installed a concrete foundation.

He was dressed all in fur, and chains made of gold,
On his feet were Air Jordan’s, I ‘specked he stoled.
Yes, he had toys, there was no mistakin,
But I still wasn’t sure if he was given, or taken.

It was then that he pulled a knife from his sack,
As I readied myself for a Leon attack.
St. Leon surprised me and gave me great glee,
When he gift wrapped the knife, and put it under the tree.

He continued by filling the socks up with skoal,
His good deeds made me feel, like a major bung hole.
Then layin’ his finger on the gold stud on his nose,
He said, “Hey Opey Taylor, I gots to goes”.

He jumped in his caddy, and turned on the ignition,
Drove down the dirt road, to continue his mission.
I heard him yell out, as I opened a beer,
“Hey you honky white trash, see you mo’fo’s next year”.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:56 AM   
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A Win For The Good Guys

Threatened with a lawsuit, a school district has backed down and is now allowing kids to hand out Christmas cards to one another.

Stupid fucks deserved to have had their clocks cleaned.  Maybe they learned a lesson and will not try this foolishness next year.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:55 AM   
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A Loss For The Good Guys

Some Christians were protesting a gaggle of homosexuals at an “OutFest” in Philadelphia by displaying banners with biblical messages and were arrested and spent time in jail.

These are their charges:

The charges were criminal conspiracy, possession of instruments of crime, reckless endangerment of another person, ethnic intimidation, riot, failure to disperse, disorderly conduct and obstructing highways.

None of the homosexuals were arrested even though film shows the Christians were repeatedly harassed.

A judge recently ruled that Philadelphia had a right to prosecute this as a “hate crime” against the homosexuals.

This shit pisses me off.  I hope that when it goes to court the city is found in the wrong and the Christian group sues the fuck out of the city plus goes after those “Pink Angels” morons and sues them, too.  Then they should sue on the grounds that the law is unconstitutional and when they win, re-sue the city AND state for everything they got.

I’m really tired of this politically correct nonsense where everyone walks on eggshells when it comes to homosexuals and lesbians.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/16/2004 at 06:55 AM   
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