Sunday - October 22, 2006
Weird News Bytes
- Want to make sure your bloodline stays pure and no foreign genes get into your family? Easy, just have sex with all of your daughters ... for seven years, creating six grandchildren before the cops close in.
- Need to escape from prison in a hurry? That’s easy too. All you need is plenty of Ex-Lax and a butter knife and before you know it the “runs” will have you on the run.
- You know that blue water in airplane toilets? Well, guess what happens when it accidentally leaves the plane at 30,000 feet above your bedroom. Did the Earth move for you too?
- What’s worse than snakes on a plane? I’m glad you asked because snakes in your rental car has to rank right up there on the list of really cool movie plots. Samuel L. Jackson doing ads for Hertz? Hey, it worked for O.J.
- DO NOT ... I repeat DO NOT ... follow this link to the story about true love between a man and his female pit bull. And I DO MEAN true love. Hint. Hint. Fortunately, the guy’s wife had a camera phone and the cops broke up the affair. PETA has been notified.
- I suppose you thought radical Muslims had reached the ultimate idiocy when they got offended over cartoons? Well, you were wrong. Now they’re upset over a 100-year-old tree and Allah has apparently commanded them to become lumberjacks. Cue up the Monty Python song. Yeah, that one.
- No list would be complete without a story of a sword-wielding robber who held up a service station and ran away without the loot. Only to return shortly and beg the attendant hiding behind now locked doors to give him his booty. There’s one born every minute.
- Finally, just when you least expect it a real love story comes along to brighten your day. It’s the heart-warming tale of Heidi and Hannibal ... and a love affair for the ages. The only problem is Heidi is a donkay and Hannibal is a gander. The birds just love a cute ass, don’t they?
Posted by The Skipper on 10/22/2006 at 01:19 AM
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