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Dutch parks go to the gays, not to the dogs

I’m starting to think that Amsterdam is one of the places in Europe that actually deserves to be taken over by the islamonazis. This place is so depraved it even embarasses the Fwench.

Dutch council officials will permit gay sex in public areas but fine dog owners who let their pets off the leash in Amsterdam’s Vondelpark.

“Vondelpark"? Fondle Park? I heard it was actually called Coomsplaatzenpark. Ew. Ick.

Paul van Grieken, an Alderman in the Oud-Zuid district of the city, has startled many Amsterdammers, despite their famously liberal attitudes, with plans to allow public sex as part of this summer’s new rules of conduct for the country’s best-known park.

Think that one through ... how perved out does something have to be to startle these jaded people? The city is already the drug and hooker mecca of the world.

“Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?”, he said.  Amsterdam’s beautiful Vondelpark in the centre of city draws hordes of summer visitors, families, skaters and joggers.

This must be one of those quotes that gets mangled in translation. No, why should it bother anyone that the nicest park in the city is now officially Slurpietm Central?

But the park’s rose garden has become famous as a trysting spot for gay men looking for uncomplicated sexual encounters.

Thus giving “sub rosa” a whole new and terrible meaning. The English will never be able to look at their own cherished gardens the same way again.

Mr van Grieken stresses that tolerance to “cruising” gays, aimed at protecting homosexuals from violence, will have “strict rules attached”.  Thus, condoms must always be cleared away, it must never take place in the neighbourhood of children’s playgrounds and the sex must be restricted to the evening and night-time,” he said.

The Dutch do have a small bit of their Germanic roots left, after all. Turn the place into a public Glory Hole, but keep everything in proper ordnung.

The new park rules have the blessing of the Dutch police, who have urged all Dutch parks to follow Amsterdam’s lead.

Damnation. Now the whole country is ruined. Every park, everywhere. And don’t buy this “after dark” BS. Inside 3 months it will be 24-7. Probably with free balloons too.

But Amsterdam’s dog owners are less impressed. The new park code of conduct will set out stiff fines for dogs that are allowed to run around the Vondelpark off the leash.

“Research showed that many people find this disturbing,” said Mr van Grieken.

One dog owner protested: “As long as the park has existed, we’ve been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It’s outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won’t. If they can drop their trousers, why can’t I let my dog loose?”

Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof.

hat tip to Peiper, who is in hospital over in Old Blighty, possibly with a heart condition. Get well soonest buddy. 


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