Friday - September 24, 2004

Vilmar’s Latest Excellent Adventures

This ought to get your blood boiling.

Last night a bunch of us Republicans went out to exercise our First Amendment right to free speech (and free assembly) in front of the local Democratic Headquarters.

We’ve done this before and most of the local Dems take it in the spirit that it is given and exchange points of view with us.  We don’t cuss them out, we don’t physically challenge them, we don’t molest them, we do not go on their property, we do not approach nor do we intimidate them (or so I thought until last night.)

We had a couple of huge honkin’ Bush/Cheney signs (4 foot by 8 foot), and a bunch of smaller signs.  We stood at the entrance of the road leading to the Dem Hq and held up our signs and yelled things like “4 more years!”; “Who’s in the White House?  Bush!  Bush!  Bush!!”: “Don’t be a girlie man!  Vote Bush”; “Flip-Flop” and other stuff directed at Kerry.  Plus we made donkey noises. (those were fun!)

This went on for about 45 minutes as the Dems made their way to their HQ to listen to some geek from Kerry’s campaign talk to them.  (Note:  let me tell you, if the size of the crowd was any indication, Kerry is in a shit load of trouble.  I counted no more than 20 or so cars there.)

Then a goon came out of their HQ and stood there staring at us.  Then a couple of other goons came out.  Then Number 1 goon pulls out a cell phone.  We continue to taunt them (visions of Monty Python come to mind), never getting closer than 50 or so feet to the entrance of their building (where they were.) One of the other goons shouts at us to stick it up our bullhorn and walks across the street and through the parking lot of this medical building (where we were standing.) We figure he’s leaving but he walks into the building.  I think, “maybe he’s checking in on his illicit lover.  After all, he IS a democrat!” Then he leaves.  Instead of driving out of the parking lot in the proper direction, he backs out, away from us, and unto the main highway.  I was suddenly reminded of Kerry throwing his swiftboat into reverse and fleeing the scene during a gunfight necessitating his return to pick up that Rasmussen fellow who fell overboard or whatever.  The operant picture here is fleeing in reverse---just like Fuckface.

8 PM rolls around and we decide, since that’s when their meeting was to begin, that we should leave.  Plus it was dark and becoming pointless to be out there if they were all inside.

That’s when the fun began. A cop car pulls up.  He goes to talk to goon number 1.  We figure, “hmmmm, what’s up with the cop?  We have a right to be here.” I went to several of the guys and said that we should not leave.  At least not while the cop is here.  It would be a sign of weakness. 

We stay. 

We watch. 

The cop gets in his car and we think it’s all over.  Not quite.  He’s calling for backup.

Meanwhile this other assclown drives into aforementioned medical building’s parking lot, IDs himself as some sort of building supervisor and begins to tell us this is private property and did we ask permission to use it.  (Mystery solved about the reverse driving assclown.  He’s one of the owners of the place and called this stupidvisor guy.) We all look at each other and know that between the street and the parking lot, the county owns 15 feet right of way.  So we go there.  I shout out to him, “hey!!!  Do these cars (referring to the Democrats’ cars) have permission to be in your lot?  Did they ask?” You know the answer, right?  He backs out, too!  Must be a Democrat thing.

Meanwhile, the cop is still there.  Somewhere in between all this we break into song and belt out America the Beautiful.

By now, number 2 cop shows up--a Sergeant.  OOOOOHHH!!!  We’re scared now.  Both cops talk to goon 1 and we continue to verbally taunt the Dems.  I make chicken noises.  I also meow like a cat in the hopes they will figure out I am indicating they are a bunch of pussies for calling the cops.  I make jackass noises.  (far be it from me to blow my own horn but I do a fine impersonation of all these critters!!)

The cops come over to talk to us and say that they were called because the Dummycrap women were feeling “threatened” and “intimidated!” Now ain’t that a bunch of pussified shit?  The head cop tells us we can do our thing when men are there but to refrain when women are as it could be construed a threat or disturbance of peace. 

I don’t know about you but I am not sure how that can be with women but not with men.  I asked the cop what we should do if a man AND woman show up together?  Could we taunt them, then?  Or does the mere presence of a woman stifle my ability to free speech?

Hey, the cops were doing THEIR job and I have nothing against them.  They were trying to maintain the peace.  They have to deal with jackasses all day and we were not about to make their lives miserable by harassing them.  I could never be a cop.  I’d get kicked out for “overuse of the nightstick” phenomena!  hehehehe

By then, it was REAL dark and our purpose had been served so we left.

But not quietly.

I walk away yelling, (cue Monty Python again) “HELP!  HELP!  I’m being oppressed!”

Ya know, I’m tempted to call the sheriff to get his take on this.  Maybe even a lawyer.  What the cop said sounds like it was said more to defuse the situation than an actual point of law given WHAT we were saying.  Making general political comments somehow does not fit into my definition of intimidation or threat.

I AM however, looking forward to the next protest.  We should do the same thing we did last night and if I have my way, we should ignore the cop’s “guidance” from last night, too.  I just can’t see anyone being arrested for doing what we did but if we DID get arrested we should then threaten to sue the Democratic party for harassment, false imprisonment, defamation etc.  I’d like to see anyone prove a case where saying things like, “4 more years” is considered threatening.

All in all, isn’t it typical of dems to pull this shit?  Soon as things don’t go like they want, they begin to act like petulant children yelling for their mommy.  They go crying to the police to protect them because they do not know how to defend themselves.  They are morally, ethically, logically and intellectually bankrupt.  After all, they support Kerry, right?  And he speaks French.  And the French have never really won any wars, have they?  But they DO know how to surrender!!

P.S.  I hope someone has contacts in the Dem party who reads this blog and forwards this to the local Dem Executive Committee Chairman.  (for all I know, it could have been goon #1 from last night!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/24/2004 at 08:07 AM   
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