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Plaxico Burress Gets 2 Years In Jail

For shooting himself in the leg

Wow, that’s really shooting yourself in the foot, ain’t it?




I’m starting to wonder if NFL should stand for Nutha Felon League?


Former New York Giant Plaxico Burress pleaded guilty Thursday to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub.

The ex-wide receiver pleaded guilty to one count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon, a lesser charge than he initially faced. Under a plea agreement, he agreed to a two-year prison sentence and two years of supervised release.

Burress was indicted earlier this month on two counts of criminal possession of a weapon and one count of reckless endangerment. He faced a minimum sentence of 3 1/2 years if convicted at a trial.



The football star and former teammate Antonio Pierce were at the Latin Quarter nightclub in late November when a gun tucked into Burress’ waistband slipped down his leg and fired, shooting him in the right thigh. The bullet narrowly missed a nightclub security guard who was standing inches away, prosecutors said, lodged in the floor and was recovered by a bartender.



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Geex, this guy is like 300lbs, 8 feet tall, and all muscle. And he goes to places where even he feels the need to carry a gun, laws be damned. Horry Clap. If you’re living in the area where this shooting took place ... MOVE !!!



And you know what’s going to happen. He’ll go to jail, spend the entire time there working out, have his much publicized Come To Jesus moment, be released early, and get an even bigger contract than before. Just like Michael Vick.

Funny how paroled felons in every other walk of life in our country have a hard time getting work. But in sports they go right back in. Even the sportscasters. Pretty much no matter what the crime is. Truly, you can kill people and still keep your job if you play pro sports. But don’t say the word “monkey” or you’ll be fired forever!


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