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The BurgerCandle

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White Castle candles that smell like burgers

[It] comes in a rectangular ceramic holder that resembles the cardboard box of the White Castle Slider sandwiches. They sell for $10 each, with net proceeds going to Autism Speaks.

A New York candle power-house helped create the flame-broiled scent. Laura Slatkin and her company, Nest Fragrances, typically design luxury bath products for the likes of Christian Dior and Vera Wang.

But this time, the Chelsea-based firm is helping out a like-minded fast-food company - both she and the heads of White Castle have kids with autism.

“The candle has a top note of diced sweet onions and crisp pickle, the middle notes are beef patty, cheese and ketchup, and bottom note is a warm burger bun. It all comes together to create this amazing aroma of a White Castle Slider.”

The candles have been selling like, well, hotcakes, said a spokesman for the Columbus, Ohio-based company, immortalized in the hit movie “Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.”

“We thought we had a two- month supply for online sales, but they were gone in 48 hours,” said Jamie Richardson, a vice president of corporate and government relations. He projects the company will raise more than $50,000 for the nonprofit.

Ok, it’s more of a “steam table” scent than a flame broiled one if memory serves me correctly, but a burger scented candle? This is a total reversal. I’m sure it’s just what you need when you’ve been cooking up too much bayberry, vanilla, or patchoulli. Or when you leave the Gladed Scented thingy on too long and you want to balance things out. And it would be a really mean trick to play on a vegetarian or someone on a diet.

You know what I want to see next? A pastrami sandwich candle. With a strong top note of freshy doughy rye bread. A hint of a New York deli Kosher garlic dill on the side, and a mild middle note of some fresh sharp horseradish. Maybe with just a smidge of a Dr. Brown’s celery tonic on the side.

But I’m just using the story as an excuse to post pictures of pretty girls who look a bit hungry in their own special way. Girls with clothes on! sorta.

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I love it when you light your beefcandle just for me!


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Can I get fries with that? Later on?


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