Saturday - September 18, 2004

Saturday Humor

Thanks to Alan S. for these!

Akmed the Arab

Akmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head downover de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! “What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick”

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day.  I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn’t care.  My car was parked around the corner and this one had a “Elect John Kerry” bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.  It’s important at our age.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/18/2004 at 07:28 AM   
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