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Put a sock in it!

Dale just wouldn’t shut up. I’d already reread the Mosier Theory of Socks and Dryers. But he just had to keep picking…

Chris Mosier I should repeat the Mosier Theory: Dryers have a black hole in them. There is a corresponding ‘white’ hole. Your lost socks show up as belly-button lint.
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Dale Sandleben Myth:

“Tiny gnomes live in caverns underneath your laundry appliances and collect socks to use for trade/currency.” ...See More
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Dale Sandleben Myth:

“There is a black hole inside of the dryer hose that sucks them in and shoots them to the Island of Lost Socks.” ...See More
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Dale Sandleben Myth:

“There is a sock monster that lives in the dryer.” ...See More
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Chris Mosier Would you just put a sock in it!!!
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Dale Sandleben Myth:

“Socks become cannibalistic when exposed to heat.” ...See More
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Dale Sandleben I got tons of em..
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Chris Mosier Sock it to me!!
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Dale Sandleben I figured you might like the black hole theory...I leaning more to the time and space, cause and effect.
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Chris Mosier I believe I referenced the black hole theory in my original comment.
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Dale Sandleben Yeah, but you can never be safe...get the info out to people...they need to be aware…
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Dale Sandleben I think Hanes and Fruit of the Loom are in cahoots, they sneak in to your laundry room and steal them, just so you have to go purchase more....Im telling ya man, its the end of civilization as we know it! LMAO
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Chris Mosier (stuffs Dale’s mouth with dirty socks)
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Chris Mosier That shut him up!!
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Cathy Conner lol
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