Monday - December 15, 2008

Our Jersey Girl

NEW YORK — The New York Giants need another sack — to cover a flamboyant fan who wears skimpy outfits. Sondra Fortunato went to Giants Stadium last week wearing a Santa Claus outfit, a tiara, fishnet stockings, a bathing suit bottom and high-heeled boots. She also had a suitcase and two 11-by-17 signs reading “Go Giants” and “Have a No Guns Christmas,” referring to the team’s wide receiver shooting himself in the leg.

She insists nothing naughty was showing even though she’s “well-endowed.” As the middle-aged woman puts it, “You couldn’t even see my underwear.”

The Giants apparently saw it another way. Security escorted her out, saying signs and baggage weren’t allowed and telling her to cover up because there were children present. She figures other women “got jealous and complained.”

What FoxNews forgets to mention is that Sondra, known as Miss Football, perhaps the Giant’s biggest fan, has been attending games for 30 years wearing outfits such as this one.

Over 30 years, Sondra Fortunato has become the unofficial mascot of her favorite NFL team, delighting and annoying fans at Giants home games with her bodacious physique, rhinestone tiara and skimpy outfits that heat up the frigid stadium. But now, team management wants Sondra to hang up her D-cups. Sondra will have to dress like a - shudder! - normal person if she wants to cheer on Big Blue.

“I love the Giants! I’m a flamboyant dresser and I’m well-endowed,” Sondra told me.

Last Sunday, Sondra, whose niece, Paula, is divorcing Sumner Redstone, arrived at the Meadowlands in a tiara, fishnets, a Santa outfit, a bathing-suit bottom and high-heeled boots. “Nothing was showing,” she insisted. “You couldn’t even see my underwear. I don’t flash!”

She carried a suitcase containing Christmas presents, and held a pair of 11-by-17 signs. One read, “Go Giants.” The other, “Have a No Guns Christmas.” [referring to

Then, Sondra was escorted to the security office - “where all the alcoholics and drunks and people ejected from the stadium stay.”

She was told that her bag and signs were not allowed in the stadium, which she knew: In 2006, Sondra was arrested after carrying a sign, but was quickly allowed back in the stadium. She says team brass routinely ignores its no-sign policy - for others.

Then, she was lectured about her clothes.

“They said, ‘Can’t you come to the stadium dressed like a regular person?’ “ she said. “They said there were a lot of kids there.”

She was advised to wear a sweater to games. [perhaps a new jersey?]

“I guess some ladies got jealous and complained,” groused Sondra, who lives in Toms River, NJ.

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