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Our Feature Presentation

Today’s matinee feature is brought to you by the “peace-loving” protestors in Washington, DC during the Presidential inauguration and the “evil right-wing” Protest Warrior group ....

Act I:

Ten minutes after telling his fellow protesters to stay safe, Gil Kobrin lay huddled in the slush and mud as two anarchists repeatedly kicked him in the back. How he got from point A to point B is simple enough. Kobrin, accompanied by a dozen members of the conservative group ProtestWarrior, crashed a rally of hundreds of anti-Bush demonstrators at Meridian Park in Washington, D.C. Holding aloft signs that read “Say no to war unless a Democrat is president” and “Not to brag, but Bush won, so shove it!” they had set off earlier on inauguration morning in search of their opposites.

“See? The evil right-wingers decided to protest the protesters. Shame on them. Don’t they know that’s not allowed? Now, what do you think of my real cool cockle-doodle-doo hairdo, dude?”

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Act II:

As they taunted and threatened and liberally profaned Kobrin and the rest of the group, a member of the D.C. Anti-War Network (DAWN)—the official organizers of the rally—tried to break it up.

“Your purpose is to instigate people. You’re going to have to leave!” shouted the “marshal,” DAWN’s term for their ad hoc security force.

“We’re staying here,” Kobrin replied.

Then he went down under a hail of black boots.

“Dude, let that be a lesson to you! We peace-loving hippies have jack-boots and aren’t afraid to use them. Now go away and leave me to my steam vent.”

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Act III:

After the scuffle, one young anarchist hurled a snowball, laced with dirt and pebbles and whatever else he could scoop of the ground, at the retreating ProtestWarrior members. The anarchist, who declined to offer his name, said he did not believe in violence, but insisted that “Throwing a snowball… is not going to hurt anybody.”

Patrick McKale, 22, an anarchist from Baltimore, said he was pleased that ProtestWarrior members took a few licks. He said he saw no irony in beating people up at a peace rally. “Just because you’re anti-imperialist doesn’t mean you’re not against violence.”

“Irony, shmirony! We peace-loving hippies are hypocrites fer sure. What’re you going to do about it? Oh shit, here comes the cops!”

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Act IV:

Some in the anti-Bush crowd said they resented the fact that ProtestWarrior’s “man bites dog” schtick eats up a disproportionate amount of press attention.

“They’re taking the media away from us!” exclaimed one angry protester.

After the fight television crews popped up out of nowhere and reporters rushed to the ProtestWarrior members. But just as soon, they melted away, chasing after the legions of anti-war demonstrators banging on drums and soda cans and carrying cardboard boxes done up as coffins draped in American flags as they hoofed it down 16th St.

And the media whores took off in hot pursuit of the angry leftists as they ride off into the sunset, leaving the wounded and bloody “loyal opposition” lying in the dirt. So much for peaceful protest in the United States of America. Evidently it’s only peaceful as long as you agree with the Leftist fucktards. Like their radical Muslim brothers, these pathetic losers only claim to want peace while practicing violence on anyone who disagrees with them.

Sic Transit Gloria.

The End.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 12:53 PM   
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