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calendar   Tuesday - August 02, 2005

One Born Every Second

According to Technorati, there is a new blog born every second. At last count, there were somewhere in the neighborhood of 14.2 million “weblogs” in existence. How in the hell do all those people find something interesting to write about? Don’t answer that. Every morning when I get up, it seems crap just falls out of heaven into my typing lap for ridicule here. Fortunately for me, there seems to be an idiotarian born every second and they’re all just begging for my attention. I am glad to comply as it gives me something to laugh about and improves my writing skills at the same time. I have written more in the last year and a half than I have written in the entire 54 years of my life before that. I’m certainly glad all you good folks enjoy coming here and piling on in the comments. When it comes to bashing Moonbats, there’s never too many for a good scrum.

The blogosphere is continuing to grow, with a weblog created every second, according to blog trackers Technorati. In its latest State of the Blogosphere report, it said the number of blogs it was tracking now stood at more than 14.2m blogs, up from 7.8m in March. It suggests, on average, the number of blogs is doubling every five months. Blogs, the homepages of the 21st Century, are free and easy to set up and use. They are popular with people who want to share thoughts online. They allow for the instant publication of ideas and for interactive conversations, through comments, with friends or strangers.

Interestingly, in the article, Technorati says, “Thirteen percent of all blogs that Technorati tracks are updated weekly or more, said the report, and 55% of all new bloggers are still posting three months after they started.”

SLACKERS! Try keeping it going for eighteen months without missing a day, changing jobs three times and moving across three different states during that period, fighting off trolls left and right and having the occasional fight with friends. For the record, this is the 2665th post by me and nearly 1800 comments I have penned. That works out to about five posts and three comments per day, non-stop, rain-or-shine, day-in-day-out, ad infinitum ....

IT’S MY JOB TO BRING YOU THE CLOWNS!


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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show’s about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You’ve got to see the show, it’s a dynamo.
You’ve got to see the show, it’s rock and roll ....

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
to Alexander’s Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we’ve a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!

Emerson, Lake & Palmer .. ”Karn Evil 9, First Impression, Part 2
From the album: Brain Salad Surgery


Sssshhhh: You can grab the MP3 of that great tune here.


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