Sunday - November 27, 2005

Nyet, Homer!

Just when you thought you had seen the most ridiculous lawsuit of all time, along comes a Russian who is offended by ... Homer Simpson. My guess is it was Krusty The Clown who really ticked this Russki off ... or maybe it was Sideshow Bob. Then again, we all know Marge is a real slut with next-door neighbor Ned Flanders when Homer isn’t looking .... which is why Bart deals drugs and Lisa runs a prostitution ring. And Maggie? Don’t get me started on that little tart ....

Simpsons Row Heads to European Court of Human Rights
(ANANOVA)

A Russian lawyer plans to take his case against The Simpsons to the European Court of Human Rights. It comes after a Moscow Court rejected Igor Smykov’s appeal to have the show banned from Russian TV.

Mrr Smykov wanted to have the cartoon series taken off the air in Russia, or at least shown at a later time, claiming it promoted drugs, violence and homosexuality.

He also demanded £6,000 in compensation from TV channel REN-TV saying the show had morally damaged his nine-year-old son. But the Moscow City Court rejected his appeal and Smykov says he now plans to take the case to European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.

Court Rules for Simpsons Cartoon
MOSCOW (ST PETERSBURG TIMES)

After spending a day in court watching cartoons, a Moscow judge on Friday rejected a lawsuit brought against RenTV for broadcasting two American programs that the plaintiff said had piqued his young son’s interest in cocaine and prompted the child to insult his mother. The Khamovniki District Court judge rejected the claim by Igor Smykov, who filed the suit almost three years ago claiming that the cartoon series “The Simpsons” and “The Family Guy” were morally degenerate and promoted drugs, violence and homosexuality.

Smykov sued the channel in June 2002, asking for compensation of 50,000 rubles, which was eventually increased to 300,000 rubles ($10,770). He also demanded that the station be banned from airing the two programs or at least be required to show them later in the evening. “The Simpsons,” which RenTV still runs, is a popular and sophisticated cartoon series that chronicles the adventures of the Simpson family, while “The Family Guy,” known in Russia as the “Griffins,” is darker. Its characters include a talking dog and an evil-genius baby with ambitions of world domination and homicidal inclinations toward his mother.

Smykov said that his son Konstantin, who was 6 in 2002, approached his parents after watching an episode of “The Family Guy” and asked them what cocaine was. After he was reprimanded, Konstantin called his mother a toad, Smykov said. The suit alleged that RenTV, by broadcasting the two programs, was interfering with a child’s right to a normal, healthy childhood. But Judge Lyubov Dednyova was apparently not impressed by the evidence, which included video recordings of several of the offending episodes.

Smykov was not present in the courtroom Friday. RIA-Novosti reported that he had appeared for the start of the day’s session drunk. He sounded distraught when reached by telephone at his home that afternoon. “I am shocked to the depths of my soul,” Smykov said. “I cannot even talk. It is scary. I cannot understand why no one wants to defend the children.” Smykov, who explained his absence during Friday’s proceedings by saying he “could not take it” if he lost, said he nevertheless had expected to win. “I did not care about the money,” he said. “I was hoping to set a judicial precedent.”

Smykov and his lawyer, Larissa Pavlova, said they would appeal the decision. RenTV lawyer Viktor Zinovyev looked relieved as he lit up a cigarette outside the courthouse Friday afternoon. “This was the absolutely correct decision,” he said. “There could not be any other decision consistent with the law. Parents above all should decide what a child watches. The government cannot decide that for parents.”

The decision had been expected Thursday, but the plaintiff introduced more evidence in the form of video recordings of several episodes of the two shows. The judge and both sides, along with representatives of the Federal Drug Control Service, spent most of Thursday’s session watching the cartoons on a television placed in front of the judge’s bench. Reporters in the courtroom could not see the screen and simply listened to the audio tracks, while Pavlova and Zinovyev traded barbs.

As evidence that “The Simpsons” promoted homosexuality, the plaintiff played for the judge an episode called “Homer’s Phobia,” in which the family befriends a local gay businessman. Homer Simpson is scared that his son Bart will become gay if he spends time with John, but in the end he learns to accept the businessman. The court also watched a “Family Guy” episode titled “If I’m Dyin’ I’m Lyin,’” in which the buffoonish Peter Griffin lies and says his son is dying in order to prevent his favorite television show from being canceled.

“You call this a normal family,” Pavlova snapped at Zinovyev. Several of the trial participants were laughing during the screening, including one woman from the Moscow branch of the Federal Drug Control Service, who went red in the face trying to hold in her guffaws. The involvement of the drug police in the case could have been far from funny for RenTV, one of the last bastions of critical news coverage in the country. The service presented as evidence for the plaintiff expert opinions from linguists that the two programs contained language that promoted drugs.

RenTV has already received one warning from the federal service that oversees the mass media. The service issued the warning in November for what it deemed drug propaganda on the television show “Priznaki Zhizni,” or “Signs of Life,” with host Artyom Troitsky. Under Russian law, a second warning could result in the channel having its license revoked. RenTV spokeswoman Maria Olshanskaya said the channel was “obviously satisfied” with the court decision.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/27/2005 at 10:15 AM   
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