Friday - September 03, 2004
NO!
When will this madness end? It will end when the last of these pissant raghead fuckers is dead, dead, dead. Please forgive me, everyone. I just punched a hole in the wall with my fist. I gotta go lie down for a while. The bastards who are killing children are not human. Words alone cannot express my anger over this. I am angrier than I was on 9/11. I just hope Putin feels the same way.
Just remember, these killers are the same people that the Liberals tried to shield in Iraq. The Liberals think we should try to help these killers and try to understand their anger. I’m sorry but I already understand them and I know how to handle them. Kill them all and be done with it. Nukes are an option at this stage.
At least 150 people are reported to have died at a school in southern Russia where Chechen separatists had been holding hundreds of hostages.
Dozens of corpses were seen outside a local morgue, and the number of dead is expected to rise further.
Heavy gunfire and loud explosions were heard throughout the morning as Russian troops stormed the school, in the town of Beslan in North Ossetia.
Russian troops are fighting to free children still held hostage.
Update: Ten (10) Arabs were among the bastards captured by the Russians. Any questions about who we should nuke next?
And In The Seventh Hour He Rested
And the webmaster gazed out upon the havoc he had wreaked and saw that it was good. The animals of the blogoshpere were all settled down and seemed happy with the new creation. With a sigh of relief, the webmaster sank into his lounge chair on the patio with a glass of Johnny Walker Black and nodded off as the slow rain came down upon the lawn outside.
I hope you are all happy and enjoying the new blog software. I apologize for any disruptions or problems encountered. I hope I have solved everyone’s problems .... for now.
Peace!
(GO CUBS!)
HMMMM?!?!?!
Well!
Talk about opportune! Seems that Bill “Blowjob” Clinton is going in for heart surgery.
Why is it I am not all broken up about this? Could it be all that pork he eats (or is it all those pigs he porks?!? I don’t know; it’s so confusing!)
Iif I didn’t know better this SOB planned this in order to get the attention back on to himself and The Hildebeast and take away from the great Republican convention.
But, then again, I WAS always somewhat of a conspiracy theorist!
on 09/03/2004 at 01:36 PM
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The Poodle, The Chi-Coms, and NY TImes
We’ve heard snippets here and there about Fuckface selling out to the Chi-coms. How would you feel if you knew he accepted campaign donations from them in exchange for technology?
Or how about the ties between The Poodle and the New York Times? You have to wonder how objective a paper can be when its top executives contribute ONLY to Kerry!
Islam, the Religion of Peace, Love and Understanding
....and also the religion of beating the shit out of your woman if she doesn’t act in accordance with the scriptures. Muslim men are advised to carry a rod on their shoulder for these eventualities.
And this mullah sheethead asshole goes on to say that women in the west are beaten by their men all the time---as if to justify his Koran!
Since inquiring minds want to know who are these women who must be slapped around, allow me to quote directly from this shit-for-brains and show you the three types:
“The first type is a girl who was brought up this way. Her parents ask her to go to school and she doesn’t – they beat her. ‘Eat’ – ‘I don’t want to’ – they beat her. So she became accustomed to beatings; she was brought up that way. We pray Allah will help her husband later. He will only get along with her if he practices wife beating. The second type is a woman who is condescending toward her husband and ignores him. With her, too, only a rod will help. The third type is a twisted woman who will not obey her husband unless he oppresses her, beats her, uses force against her, and overpowers her with his voice.”
However, in a backhanded kinda way I did kind of agree with this one:
“Claiming women naturally want to be controlled by men, the cleric declared, “Allah has created woman, whether Muslim or infidel, so she is happy under a strong man who will protect her and lives with her.”
***runs like hell yelling, “hey, don’t stone me!! You women admit to desiring strong men!"***
***still running, voice becoming distant: “Why else do younger women marry older men?"***
It’s About Time
Finally someone is passing decent legislation in Arizona. New laws permit the confiscation of assets from “coyotes” those sons of bitches that run illegals into this country. Before, the courts could only confiscate cash. Now they can take houses, cars, property and----any CONTINUING STREAM OF INCOME!!!
About fucking time!
And speaking of illegals, here we have some moonbat ass-in-the-air-five-times-a-day type caught lying about the fact that he was an agent for Saddam Hussein. And yes, he lived in the US and was part of an sleeper cell. Can you believe this SOB was trying to become a citizen?
If I were in charge I’d give all families of soldiers killed in the Iraq War 5 minutes with this fucker and if he was still intact I’d send the body back in a coffi----- with a really pissed off hungry wild pig to keep him company!!
T.G.I.F.
So, what do you think? Good idea? How long before EVERYONE starts screaming that the poor people out in the boonies deserve the same service and we need to add a special tax to the phone bills to enable this? Hey, it’s happened once before!
This is what happens when we classify everything as a disease. Oregon is now out of money to treat its “gambling addicted” citizenry.
We’ve gone a bit too far with this bullshit of labeling things over which we have control as a “disease.” And don’t give me that shit about “some people can’t control it.” We started with mental diseases then over the past thirty years have migrated to such stupid shit as drugs, gambling, AIDS, and now, even personal weight.
Sorry, but my tax dollars should not be spent on problems people get themselves into because they lack a bit of self control which could eliminate these things.
Ladies, I am sure you know it but if not, were you aware that the stuff that makes your perfume smell linger on your skin is nothing more than glorified whale waste?
EEEEW!
But people in New Zealand love to hunt for it. Hey, at $2300 a pound I guess I might be interested, too!
Getting a Good Shot In
This came from Neal Boortz’s site as he was describing Fuckface giving a speech.
“He also took a lame, weak personal shot at the president by calling his speech “All hat, no cattle.” That’s a reference to the president somehow being a phony cowboy. John Kerry ... mounting his trusty windsurfer and skipping across the waves into the sunset. All wetsuit .... all wet.
That’s great! All wetsuit....and all wet!
Thanks, Neal! You made my day!
Daily Dose
Quote Of The Day"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
-- Farmers' Almanac, 1978
On This Day In History
September 3, 1777 - The Stars And Stripes Flies
The American flag is flown in battle for the first time, during a Revolutionary War skirmish at Cooch's Bridge, Maryland. Patriot General William Maxwell ordered the stars and strips banner raised as a detachment of his infantry and cavalry met an advance guard of British and Hessian troops. The rebels were defeated and forced to retreat to General George Washington's main force near Brandywine Creek in Pennsylvania. Three months before, on June 14, the Continental Congress adopted a resolution stating that "the flag of the United States be thirteen alternate stripes red and white" and that "the Union be thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new Constellation." The national flag, which became known as the "Stars and Stripes," was based on the "Grand Union" flag, a banner carried by the Continental Army in 1776 that also consisted of 13 red and white stripes. According to legend, Philadelphia seamstress Betsy Ross designed the new canton for the Stars and Stripes, which consisted of a circle of 13 stars and a blue background, at the request of General George Washington. Historians have been unable to conclusively prove or disprove this legend. With the entrance of new states into the United States after independence, new stripes and stars were added to represent new additions to the Union. In 1818, however, Congress enacted a law stipulating that the 13 original stripes be restored and that only stars be added to represent new states. On June 14, 1877, the first Flag Day observance was held on the 100th anniversary of the adoption of the Stars and Stripes. As instructed by Congress, the U.S. flag was flown from all public buildings across the country. In the years after the first Flag Day, several states continued to observe the anniversary, and in 1949 Congress officially designated June 14 as Flag Day, a national day of observance.
September 3, 1783 - Treaty Of Paris Signed
The American Revolution formally comes to an end when representatives of the United States, Great Britain, Spain, and France sign the Treaty of Paris. American independence was recognized by the British, and the boundaries of the new republic were agreed upon: Florida north to the Great Lakes, and the Atlantic coast west to the Mississippi River.vIn April 1775, on a common green in Lexington, Massachusetts, American colonists answered King George III's refusal of political and economic reform with armed revolution. On July 4, 1776, more than a year after the first volleys of the war were fired, the Second Continental Congress officially adopted the Declaration of Independence. Five difficult years later, in October 1781, British General Charles Lord Cornwallis surrendered to American and French forces at Yorktown, Virginia, bringing to an end the last major battle of the Revolution. With the 1783 signing of the Treaty of Paris with Britain, the United States formally became a free and independent nation.
Today's Birthdays
Alan Ladd, (1913-1964), American actor (star of movie "Shane")
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
How the Viet Cong Honor Kerry
Thanks to Alan and Strangepolitics.com
Check out the currency. Ding Dong. How appropriate!
Thursday - September 02, 2004
He’s Already Starting ….
Vilmar logged in and started snooping around the blog site a few minutes ago. He started checking out the new features under the hood.What's the first thing he did?
Activated the "Word Censoring" feature and added the word "Cubs" to the list!!!!!!
Naughty, Naughty! Bad Benevolent Dictator! Now go to bed without your supper, young man!
(Memo to Barb and all the other Cubs fans: I removed the censor)
Damn, I like This Stuff!
Whoooo-hoooooo! The old blog is starting to look a little like its old self again. Comparing Expression Engine to Moveable Type is like comparing a Ferrari to a Volkswagon. This baby is loaded for bear. I've just barely scratched the surface of what can be done with this blog tool.Our Dear Beloved Benevolent Dictator is still scratching his head (and occasionally scratching his ass). Don't worry, we'll train him yet!
Right now he has bigger things to worry about ....
Test
What The Hell Does This DO?
Don’t panic. I am just experimenting. I feel like an old fart who’s had his favorite shirt taken away and is forced to wear a new, scratchy shirt.
Hmmm, this could be an interesting field to type into!
on 09/02/2004 at 08:11 PM
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SURPRISE!
I decided to go ahead and load the new Expression Engine early and surprise you all. I know, it looks like a mess right now. I’ve just started massaging the style sheets and templates. Things will get better over the next few days. I promise.
Living The High Life
Are you a terrorist? Are you in jail because you were caught in the deaths of 200 people? Are you Muslim? Are you in jail in Indonesia? Have you been sentenced to life?If yes to all the above, you, too, can go on an outing sanctioned by the police and then go to Starbucks for coffee!!!!!!
As to what justified such actions, we have this as an explanation from the national police spokesman who said:
"the excursion was part of an effort to investigate terror cases. As long as it's for the investigation, anything can be done. About the location, it is merely technical. If the examiner or investigator thinks it is necessary then it would be allowed. No problem," said Inspector-General Paiman.
Time to put Indonesia on the list of countries to take out!
on 09/02/2004 at 01:38 PM
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More Convention Stuff
Looks like the Dems have their knickers in a wad over Zell Miller. They are now complaining that he spoke at the convention in order to make more money from his book----released LAST YEAR! Yet none of these bastards uttered the same cries when you had all the shitbirds releasing their anti-Bush books earlier this year and given free passes on ABC, CBS, and NBC!When you're done with that one, read an interview John Miller at NRO had with Zell.
Check out this little zinger:
NRO: Why aren't there more Zell Millers in the Democratic party?
MILLER: The Democratic tent has shrunk to the size of a dunce cap.
What a riot! And how fitting.
When NRO asked Zell what he thought about Cynthia McKinney, who lost her election in 2002 and now won her primary for Georgia's 4th District, he said this about his thoughts:
"They're not printable."
Bravo, Senator! If you remember, Cynthia McKinney is the stupid bitch/foron/piece of shit who sucks Muslim ass and tried to get a wealthy Arab, who was turned down by New York when he offered the city money after 9-11, to give it to her constituents. Traitorous slutbag!
Since I do not have a TV I miss many of the news shows. Maybe you do, too, but for different reasons.
Take a gander at what the Media Research Center has to say about the coverage of Zell Miller and other Republicans. And then try and convince me they are not biased. (hint: lots of language like "red meat", "raw meat", etc.)
You'll also see transcripts of SHIT FOR BRAINS Matthews' interview with Zell. Zell slays him. Matthews is nothing more than a pompous, fatuous bastard egomaniacally in love with his own self.
This one is LONNNNNNNNG! But worth it.
on 09/02/2004 at 01:20 PM
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